-The Vision open the show-Austin Theory vs. Rey Mysterio-Stephanie Vaquer vs. Nikki Bella vs. Raquel Rodriguez in a Triple Threat for the Women’s World Championship-AJ Styles and Dragon Lee vs. Jimmy Uso and Jey Uso for the World Tag Team Titles
Buddy can save RAW.
first for black rights
>womeme opReddit tranny thread
Can we all agree that Charlotte buried Tiff right?
>plugging that awful cody/cena pod
Vaqueer tranny thread
>>19579201Thread more silent than a vaq match
New theory theme?
HOLY SHIT BUTTROCK THEORY THEME
More like Manletsterio
I heard this track at the gay bar last night
This theme is fucking giga dimes
Another turd falls from def rebels ass
AND THE CROWD GOES MILD
Damnno more a-town down
When does theory murder Waller?
>>19579227Tiffany BTFO her and Charlotte seethe.
>no A-Town downHow am I supposed to scream out loud now?
did vaquer made fun of cripples? why is he seething so hard at her?
zero reaction for theory kek
A Town Down was way better
>>19579219>>19579229cry freak
>I-I-I be poppin bottles, sparkles and champagne
holy shit this fucking theme man
Why’s he shaking? Is he nervous?
>Theory back in the trunksThey caved to the gays
Anti-pop
>no pop
type shit i would hear in the asylum in santa monica
Buddy would’ve gotten a pop
The pants experiment has failed...
Where are the peepee pants?
me when shitty alt/metal music back in wrestling:D
imagine if rey retires tonight
>could've used nu metal>uses boring gay new sleep token pop-metal
why is the crowd so dead?
a frown is his new gimmick, epikl
I liked the song
What the fuck is going on in this matchSomething is very weird and off
Theres no way Theory is jobbing with all this push
>>19579270Now we need to get Slipknot, Avenged Sevenfold, and Disturbed back on the billboard bros
Stop looking at Theory's ass
im done with rape. I raped someone and it wasnt fun. I went to prison for years and I will now be a consensual sex haver
>>19579285Be funny if he did
>Dead fucking silenceSeriously what the hell is wrong with this people
>why yes, we are fans of the new austin theory
reys gut is getting bigtoo many tamales over Christmas
>>19579275it's the nu-numetal I guess, us grandpas are out of touch with these things
They've turned him into a complete CAW
>>19579276Have you seen this show? It’s been fucking awful for 90 minutes. The life was sucked out long ago.
buddy will never walk again
What the fuck is this AI-Slop Doordash commercial?
Wtf I'm getting ads on Canada vpn??
>>19579292Have you not watched the first hour and a half of the show? It’s even worse for those in attendance because they paid hundreds of dollars for this shit AND had to sit in silence through the breaks AND they couldn’t even goon to Nikki Bella
LMAO austin theory: Oh fuck rey you okay?HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH DID YOU HEAR THAT
>>19579294he always gets like that, he also wrestles better when he's fat
damn word has come down that austin is getting that giovanni vinci "push" only bigger...
>>19579303Yes and in 2026 they'll be on all regions.
>>19579296Jej true
>>19579303I had that start happening a few weeks back. I had to switch to one in South America.
>>19579300It’s a work and you got worked.
>>19579300>oh no! looks like ill just have to sit at home all day fucking my gothic girlfriend and play video games while getting paid millions of dollars by s a mark nepobaby
>>19579292Its Orlando Anon. They go Disneyland every weekend.
>smart enough to understand nuclear science>dumb enough to join the military
>Mad Dog 2020>15% ABVSounds like false advertising to me.
Just tuned in because someone mentioned it on /tv/, is WWE usually this bad?
Theory is in an awkward place where he doesn't know whether to be a Logan clone or a Bron cloneI don't think being in this faction is helping him
>>19579303they figured there was enough indians there now to start forcing ads
>>19579332Yes we only watch it to make fun of itTune in to AEW for the real kino
This is the quietest match I have ever heardThis is your main event, huh edrones?
>>19579306Yeah, but even during the worse 2025 shitshows tha crowd was always poping here an there, last week Theory got some reactions, this week is just a fucking graveyard.
Grayson Waller should be in Theory's place right now instead of being thrown into the New Day minstrel show.
Theory should stick his finger in his asshole and then fish hook Rey as a finisher
>>19579334He should’ve stayed with Grayson. Just give him more time and promos.
>>19579341are they on streaming?
>>19579307how long into the match was this?
>>19579332This episode has been extra bad.There are always lulls, ebbs, and flows in any live shows, but this programming has been a consistent snooze fest from the start. Bad promos. Bad matches. Bad backstage segments.
Theory still a jobber lol
PENTA :D
Can't even beat geriatric Rey Mysterio what the fuck are you doing.
PENTA
ZEROOOOOOOOO
PENTA WTF
>>19579334Okay yeah this is really not helping Theory lol
>no penta walk while rey getting jumped
yessssss gimme that tongue sissyenta
Penta put on some pounds over the holidays.
PENTAS BACK
God damn Penta is so effortlessly cool.......
>>19579373He's not Jeff Hardy
>Penta returns >Immediately botchesBASED
Penta fat as fuck lol
Soon Buddy will be back!!
>denim jacketwhat year do Mexicans think we are in?
>new vision muscle can't beat 60 y.o. rey...
PENTA HOLY BASEDOLA KIKELTZER BTFO
bro why is this mexican skeleton wearing a jean jacketwas that anon right about aew?
>penta returns>immediately botchesLove to see it
Penta cosplaying Orange Cassidy?
they'll do everything but unite the lucha bros in wwe
Rhea with her mail order bride
>choosen
>the top heel faction that will main event wm jobbing to penta and reyyeah pull the plug on these gays
>you were my senpai Yeah I’m turning this shit off
>tfw this injury to the come back will take up 2 episodes of the next unreal
Liv do anything yet or can I skip the first 90 minutes of the vod
>re rill reach rou, ray resson in resprect
Logan Paul was the best seller out of all 4 of those guys
Iyo is lowkey pissing me off. She literally told Kairi and Asuka to not help but was okay with Rhea doing it. HYPOCRITE
literal memes
Iyo is ugly
Did Rhea ugly herself up to stop people knocking on her door?
>resson rin resprect
>>19579406She patted Roxanne on the head and looked disgusted at Raquel.
GRAYSON WALLER
>>19579406Dom is injured so she is back to executive duties
>No outfit>Blatantly rustedSending Penta was a last second desperation move, wasn't it
>>19579406Backstage segment with Raquel and Roxanne. That's it.
THAT'S THE WALLER BROTHER
>>19579413Mouth sex with Iyo
>>19579416She just got skinnier. I don’t know why because there’s no way she’s getting pregnant.
What I wouldn't give for the New Day to rip Grayson Waller's jeans fully
are they doing this shit on purpose?? wtf is happening
>waller fucking with the fansLol
>>19579428Who are you to say what a woman can do with her body?
HEY WALLER WANTS SOME COME GETS SOME THAT'S THE WALLER BROTHER
Did Waller sink or swim?
why is xavier the biggest hes ever been for this
>>19579415Hey, sounds rike you need a resson in respect.
>>19579406she made out with Raquel and then slapped Rozanne on the ass
>the new dayfiller
>>19579433 YEAH
>>19579422It was. They made the call to cut the match as Austin was flopping. He's finished. They'll transition to a jobber storyline, The Vision will turn on him and use him as fodder for their Wrestlemania build and he'll be released shortly before Wrestlemania
>>19579434Genuinely the best heel on the roster because he wants to fistfight fans not get ironic jeers
Waller's pants are too tight
Theory will come out as gay next week on Raw.
>>19579439He was more over in 20 seconds while wearing black ripped skinny jeans than Theory has been all night
how they chose jannetheory instead of waller for a top faction push? theory can't even cut a promo
The only time iyo was was in nxt.
They're still doing SNMEs with the peacock deal ending?
>>19579411>rowkey
Crickets for the foot goddess. How rude
MAXXINE!!!!!!!!
>>19579456*was cool
Is Rumble the next event?
>wedding vowsDropped
Maxine asscheeks
DECENT POO FOR MAXXINE
>Hogans been dead>still airing the same Real American Beer commercialkek
My babe maxxines navel peek...
>>19579456>was was>iyo haters are illiterateMakes sense
>in natalya's dungeon>while her tied up sister watches>>19579456based strokeanon
just make another show for women legit nobody wants to watch this trash
No don’t let her speak ffs
>she deserves the big buck negro she marriedDropped...
Tranxxine
>very weak pity “you deserve it” chants lmao
>ask about holiday>no reactionman this crowd is bitter as shit
Maxxine is based and I'm tired of pretending she's not.
Maxxine needs to imitate Stacey Kiebler and enter on the midrope. She sucks besides her ass.
did you cum yet? you cum yet?
>>19579468>Is Rumble the next event?Nope WWE Dead Zone is this Saturday then the Rumble
>homo cameraman cutting off the hotpants view
>ANOTHER woman segmentFuck off, I'm out
Tranxine doesn't deserve thisSTFU coalburner
Here comes Becky with her Chelsea gimmick infringement again
Why is Becky still in this? Her job is done.
>>19579476this lil nword pinchin his helmy?
maxxine is so boring and bland
>that singular Becky fankek poor thing
Time for more kino Becky Trump promos
>>19579477That’s not being illiterate.
>>19579480This is why I will never ever ever ever ever go to a wwe show ever You spend hundreds of dollars and they spring this shit on you where 80% of the card is womeme shit and the only interesting match ends in a dq from outside interference
>>19579480They wouldn't book so many women's matches, promos, and segments if they didn't draw.
maxxine is the greatest women’s intercontinental champion of all time
>>19579507she's the hottest woman in wwe you queer
gonna be that guy and say that I like this Becky more than the old one, but unfortunately she's paired with maxxine atm
She really does deliver her lines like Trump holy shit
Cheeky
>>19579518HAHAHAHAHAHA
Becky sucks!
>>19579514>the pg era was good because it delivered more profits than the attitude era
>>19579522The whole thing is a Trump parody
HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGCRINGEFIRE HHH ASAP BRING VINCEGOAT BACK
>>19579520Better than the months in the Lyra vortex.
>>19579527nice pull
>>19579511I love these. She’s won me over with this exaggerated Trump parody. She’s pretty good at delivering lines too. MOODY MAXXINE!!SO trump!
How did Maxxine manage to be a better IC champion than Lyra?
whats with the stutter bit
>sports illustratedWe don't talk about them anymore
Becko Trump is kinda based
>>19579524Do you feel like you got value for money from your ticket purchase?Also is that you in the blue shirt?
>>19579524>flat as a frying panYEAH
>>19579528Do you think WWE/TKO care more about profits or smark opinions?
becky is fucking great lmao
THE BLEACHER REPORT
>>19579468There's a Saturday Night Main event the week before.
>>19579542crowd cares about her
Becks vs Maxxine has been a great little feud
Every week I find myself agreeing more with fundamentalist Muslims and traditionalist orthodox Christians.
omg pls cut her mic
I love snowbunnies
Oh my science! What a heckin valid takedown of the Cheeto in chief!
Bex is the best of the 4 horsewomenBayleys the worst
MAXXINE QUICK HIT HER WITH AN “OK HOW U KNO”
>>19579558Becky carrying desu
TRICKY
HOLLYWOOD TRICK
>1800woopthatkek
>>19579559That women shouldn't be allowed to vote?
The woman's IC titile has been feeling more important than the World's Title.
Lyra's cute little boobies
>>19579552are your ears retarded or something?
BIRB BOOBA
Would with all three of them
>Sports IllustratedThey said Botcha was the best female wrestler of this year thoughbeit
trick williams got a bigger pop than lyra
>>19579542Because this time Becky isn't behind booking to screw others.One of the signs that Vince or stephanie took over
More yummy black bucks for Asuka and Kairi
lesstalkabouet
>woman promo is just to yell real loudkek
Bayley sweater tits
>>19579578They look like they sag weird
>>19579573Same with the tag titles
>>19579575ya seethe?
I'd take the joshis talking again over this moustache twirling villain shit Becky is trying to pull.
Lyra looking good
Those are easy low b cups
>>19579564>Bex is the best of the 4 horsewomenLMFAOOOOOOOO
>Bayley back to her old hair styleOh my god, she's so close. Drop the purple hair dye and the schizo gimmick and she might be over again.
>bird cleavageimma get a hard attack, a heart attack, fffk
>>19579589fuck they had me in a shoot
>Lyra saying Merry Christmas instead of Happy HolidaysShe is done isn't she?
>>19579587Thats what women do
>>19579587That’s how all wrestlers should talk
>>19579524I would jump in the ring and rape her if I were that close
>stranger things episode>5 days after finale?
Lyra boobs
trick sounds like sam hyde's impression of a black guy anyway shh lyra's jiggly tits are on screen
>the one year anniversary show will be Stranger Things themedAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Lyra botching the high fives/handshakes/fist bumps always pops me.
>>19579587art mimics life
Still waiting for that RAW episode where drunk Pierce books the whole night
>>19579598She has the best year by far of any of the 4
>>19579583That's cause he is dimes and Lyra...well...
>>19579602Squared Circle are already throwing their dilators in rage and writing paragraphs about how Lyra is a nazi whore
>>19579598At least we agree on bayley being the worst
>Stranger Things is one male wrestling doing a 12 hour promo on how much he likes to suck cock?
>>19579618you’re easily popped
Is the show over after this match?
>>19579623Also dimes.
Why are they playing jeys theme and not the Usos?!
I understand birdfags. She’s cute in a homely way.
jey turns today
>>19579618Faggot
>>19579614What boobs? She's flat
>>19579587That was every late 80s and early 90s WWF promo.
>>19579627Austin theory promo?
SIX LETTERSONE WORDUH HUHNIGGERNOW PLEASE PLAY MY MUSIC
>>19579631Yes, Raw is going to be cancelled after the Usos win the tag titles again and everyone immediately cancels their Netflix subs.
>>19579622>She has the best year by far of any of the 4LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>19579632yeah at the irish mint maybe
>>19579635Yeah she cute. It’s just Iyo fags that hate her
>>19579627They should’ve partnered with AEW instead
>>19579642Mosquito bites
FIVE TOESONE WORDUGH UGH
>>19579627Hangma'am is going to appear in WWE?
>>19579630What's your point?
>middle ages adults yeeting in Uso merchfucking hate americans so much
He seethed.
>IT'S JUST ME, UCE>literally in a tag match
I thought RAW was 3 hours? Main event beginning after just 1 hour 54 minutes?
>>19579656SUCK
I don't get it, it's not just him
>>19579648Bayley and Charlotte had KWAB yearsPlease don't make me talk about the other one, I don't want to
>back in 2 minutesI hate this entrance so much
>jey back in tag division>jaida nowhere to be foundThis is punishment for their affair
>>19579617Is there a 'jak of this yet?
>>19579635she’s not ugly but she’s the most mid girl everthey like her because she’s, in their warped minds, non-threatening and attainable
>>19579652I started playing Mister Mosquito earlier :)
>>19579664RAW hasn't been 3 hours since it went to netflix. Usually 2.5 hours
>>19579664Its usually been 2 and a half hours for nearly a year now
>>19579660>NOOO STOP HAVING FUN YOURE SUPPOSE TO BE WEARING WAYNE GRETZKY SHIT
>>19579673>mfw
ITS JUST PEE UCENUMBER 1 ITS JUST PEE UCE
>>19579673She’s socially awkward and endearing. It’s not a surprise. Especially considering the roster is sorely lacking on just nice girls who aren’t whores.
>>19579656
Is unc and uce the same thing?
>>19579660See>>19579662
>>19579632I like her, she just doesn't connect with the audience as well and doesn't have the charisma Trick has. But to be fair that is a fairly high bar and I don't expect most wrestlers to reach that, or even have to in the first place.
When is based Pat returning
>>19579681yikers, how she got out of nxt?
>>19579667>Please don't make me talk about the other one,you scared?
Dragon Lee with the Stephanie Vaquer gimmick infringement
That dragon outfit is cringe
>>19579691Trick has a chant. Lyra has a noise. Chants>>>>sounds.
>>19579681sexo
>>19579687unc is an old person, uce is bro in samoan
Have me jobbing through the flamesFeel my struggle and my pain
Dragon Lee's entire career is him being carried by better people
>>19579683I really want to like Lyra. She’s got a very likable vibe. They just haven’t figured out what to do with her yet to make people care. This Bayley thing isn’t it.
>>19579692I'd guess rumble
Calling it now Grande interferes
>>19579660>middle agesFucking hate jeets so much
>>19579696She's a fucking traitor whore and I'm not going to speak her name or give her further attention. Be gone
Gray bears uso looking fat
>I paid to see AJ Leehe got it
JEWWWWWWWWWWSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>19579712There’s a 100% chance of the Americanos interfering. It’s like you’ve seen wrestling before.
>cheats with Jaida>now he just fisted Alicia Taylor on live TV
>>19579681Birb’s best feature is her bottom half. Should wear booty shorts and cover up those mosquito bites
>>19579708Honestly they’ll just ride it out for the inevitable betrayal and presumably a Tatum call up maybe. Because this Izzi shit stinks too.
Alicia was always better than Samantha
>Dragon Lee>”I am the fire!”>stands there
>>19579685When anytime Maxxine is on my screen
Usos booked to win this right?
>>19579748yeah they pretty much spoiled it on commentary
>hit his dick with the ropes
Fucking kek at that Primate commercial
Main event bread. Now.
>>19579748If they win so much for that heel turn
Naomi won't be having another run interrupting pregnancy
i returning to watch this year, how the usos have so many tag titles? they are fat old guys that do bad super kicks
People who say Lyra isn't over just arrived in a time machine from 2024
is anyone gonna make a new thread
You do it
It's kinda odd to me see tag team match where both teams are faces
Dead fucking crowd
why is the ref not checking on jimmy's ballsI hope william regal kicks up a stink about this and we get some proper wellness checks.
>>19579783This episode kinda cratered after the disappointing vaq win, and going straight into a dimeless Gunther match
>>19579783They've been low energy all night
>>19579784God you trannies are insufferable stupid retards
>>19579770Nope
Why does he wear the sleeve on his right arm?
>IT'S JUST ME UCE
>>19579783mostly retired old people in orlando
>>19579806hes drunk and high on cocaine
>>19579792>>19579793Right from the start, there were long awkward silent stretches during the Punk Bron segment. Crowd couldn’t build any momentum with all the pauses.Just a low energy night all around. Oh well, can’t win em all I guess. Get it outta their system now since next week is apparently a big deal.
Didn’t they have plans toMove this shit to Vegas
AJ’s pants are ripped. I repeat, AJ has ripped his pants.
>>19579809His theme go hard as fuck sir
>>19579783they are blown up from the yeet
>firefliesit’s boring, i’m bored
They deadass made a movie about an evil monkey
I NEED A JEW ASAP
>>19579830it's over, except for birb cleavage and maxxine hotpants this raw was failure
>>19579765or they have eyes and ears
>>19579844>>19579844>>19579844
>>19579836Not the first time
>>19579830I stopped paying attention too, almost forgot I had it onThe captcha is also not helping and is killing the gamethreads
>>19579836Finally made a biopic about Obama?
>>19579854I thought this was a fever dream I had. Can’t believe it’s real
>>19579836Monkey Shines, Link, Congo
