I am the gypsy fortune teller of /pw/. Ask me a wrestling-related question and I shall tell you the future.
>>19586280when the fuck are the dynamite ratings for last week coming out? I need to shuffle
Who will be next to get hit wit dat GOON GOON?
>>19586297hold on, let me look into my crystal ball...the dynamite ratings for last week will probably come out by next week. the spirits are telling me the ratings will be so bad that tony khan will have a public meltdown and attempt to murder an entire neilsen family with a chainsaw.
>>19586280what happens in 2092?
>>19586309wait just a minute, I SHALL CONSULT THE BONES!.....THE BONES have spoken and they have said that the next to get hit wit dat GOON GOON will be Liv Morgan. She will be caught masturbating on a public bus while screaming lines from The Wizard Of Oz. She will be written off TV with a kayfabe injury while she faces trial for several counts of indecent exposure.
>>19586280what happens in 1992?
>>19586363Good sir, there is no point in asking a gypsy fortune teller to tell you about the past. all within these carnival grounds know that Kevin Nash (then known as Vinnie Vegas) was brutally and mercilessly raped by a pack of horny ghetto gorillas in the summer of 1992.
>>19586319According to the entrails of this pig that I just sacrificed to the elder gods, Kevin Nash's great-great grandson will be raped by a pack of cyborg negroes in the summer of 2092. He will climb in his spaceship and attempt to escape, but the neo-92 crew will chase him all the way to Uranus, where he will suffer another brutal cornholing with their stainless steel gorilla dongs.
Tell me about buddy
>>19586280this Big nigga shoot gave me nightmares as a kid
>>19586420Oh it seems that the cards are not favorable to the one known as Buddy Matthews. It appears that he will be fired from AEW and go on a drinking binge, causing his wife to leave him for Kiril. In a fit of alcoholic rage, he will lay waste to several counties, stealing heavy weapons from the local national guard armory with the help of gypsy thieves like me. He will then seek out the one known as Kiril and break through the wall, into his house with an Abrams tank, grinding Kiril beneath its mighty wheels. After he finally dies in a hail of police gunfire, his name will forever be spoken with fear.
>>19586492>dude Kiril lmaoCringe.
>>19586513In case you didn't notice, the point of this gimmick is to give the most fucked up demented fortunes that I can think of. And that just happened to be the most fucked up thing I could imagine for Buddy and so you can eat the dicks of a thousand ancient wizards.
Who will be R'd?
>>19587259Hold on, let me check the runestones...well, well, well! This result doesn't really surprise me at all.
