>still haven't taken my first shit of the year
>>19587965>already in 2026are you in nu zillind
>>19587965I've taken possibly my last shit on 2025. But I think I've got another in me.
>>19588056Nah I’ve just been constipated for 365 days
I was unironically constipated for 2 weeks recently and it's no laughing matter
>>19588118Prunes
>>19587965WELCOME BACK WELCOME BACK WELCOME BACK
>>19588121That ship had sailed. It was impacted. I had to shove an enema up my ass.
kek what a based end of year /pw/ tradition https://archived.moe/pw/search/text/%3Estill%20haven%27t%20taken%20my%20first%20shit%20of%20the%20year/
just took my last bros, 2026 is half an hour away for me
>>19587965kek
edging until midnight so i can bust my first load at exactly 0:00:00
>>19587965Happy new years ya maggots. Yes that includes you Hogwheels, Bitchtits, Ojama (RIP) and all the schizos
>>19588118How do you even survive that, I went after 2-3 days recently and dropped 10 kilos that day and barely flushed those things but I ate a lot during that period so there's that
>>19588118stop drinking coffeeI developed a chronic anal fissure from going from 0 cups to 7 cups a day after starting to work again after a break from illnesstook me two months to realise it was coffee because I blamed it on the antibiotics instead
>>19589480Coffee's supposed to make shitting easier, mate.
>>19588118just eat more fruits and veg in your diet its not rocket science
>>19589500small amounts accelerate the metabolism but caffeine takes water out of the stool
>>19587965That's a side effect of all the anal sex anon
I haven't pissed since before the pandemic
>>19587965Sounds like you need an enema, pal
>>19588118I drink a scoop of Great Value brand metamucil before dinner each day and it basically stopped me from being constipated. Haven't really had a problem since I started using it.Of course I'm backed up from abusing opiates and kratom but still. It works.
How ya doin OP?
