He fucking won.
kwaboty 2026? already?
Cardona?
>king of the indies>regular on TNA>got a big WWE return>gets to watch Chelsea fuck every nightHe won. You cannot dispute this.
>>19604769Hell ya brother, I watched JCW yesterday too. Fuck ya he won! WOOP WOOP!
Good signing especially now that sd is going to 3 hours
Why the fuck didn't Tony sign him? He does death matches and everything.
>>19604769Good for him
>>19604821>>gets to watch Chelsea fuck every nightKek
>>19604828Because he never stopped talking about how returning to WWE was his goal?
>people are going to pretend to like Mid Cardona nowGrim
>>19604769
>>19604828He had 3 runs in AEW and they were all boring as fuckHis "hey guys im a WWE superstar on the indies!" Gimmick got boring about 4 years ago
it's like triple h is worried the third hour won't be enough to guarantee no milly and he is pulling out the no draw big guns
Samy zayn
Why isn't he called zack ryder now but nic nemeth got called ziggler when he came back?
>>19604897He did 5 dates because he was Cody's friend. He has a better physique than anyone on the roster and actually knows how to get himself over, unlike basically everyone there.
>>19604828Because Cardona actively avoids landing on his head and neck.
>>19605017When he came back for the Cena tournament they called him Zach Ryder, which was a bit of a disconnect because when he showed up on NXT a few times he was billed as Matt Cardona. So they probably decided to just go with Cardona as some sort of fresh start or reset for him in WWE.
>>19604769>back in WWE to be a fucking midcarder jobber againhow did he win?
>>19605177oh yeah, because that worked soooo well for Ron Killings
>>19604797>comes back as himself the way he wanted to and not just rehashing the Zack Ryder act>KWABOTY
>>19604825Kek he won't be showing up there again
matt we know its you
>>19605017He was Zack Ryder in the Cena tournament a few weeks ago because that's who John Cena has a history with. They were bringing back wrestlers from Cena's past to get one last shot at him. When he debuted tonight, they did a fake out where they played the "Woo Woo Woo!" intro and had Zack Ryder on the Titantron, then it faded to black, played his Matt Cardona theme, and the tron changed to Cardona.
>>19604895>lust provoking image
He finally got his Make a Wish
How many dicks did Chelsea metaphorically and literally suck to get him a contract
>>19605243heard she had to fly to israel for it so it can't be good
>>19604769What's gonna happen to the indies without him?
>>19604897it really got boring so fast
