Tony Khan hates him so the only option for him is WWE.
I don't buy it. Based EVIL is staying.
>>19616797Good news for IYO.
Iyo gonna get her husband into WWE?
>>19616797he is a based retard, which is the requirement for getting over in wwe
>>19616797he's going to start Brawl Out 3 in the fed when he sees Punk with his girl
>>19616797>cums inside Iyo 24/7
>>19616883Then he gets the "Punk draws the house so Punk gets laid to keep him happy," speech and is convinced that it is an honor to be cucked by a star and maybe keep an eye out for a side piece. It's the speech they gave about Hogan, about Shawn, about Batista, about Cena, and most likely soon with Child Masher pUNC.
>>19616797Based if true. Would love to see EVIL knock the rest of CM Punk's teeth out.
Isn't he like 40 years old already
>>19616945Not much of a house, bro
>>19617167you're right, probably too young for the fed
EVIL fucking company
Evil remembers
>>19616797>THAT'S.. THAT'S MALE VOLENT! WHAT'S HE DOING HERE AT NXT?!
>>19617237Hey, I paid for that fucker
>>19616797lel why would Gaytch hire him? Unless EVIL literally accepts being a career jobber, he has no place in WWE.
LETS GOOOO. IYO AND EVIL
>>19616797>PHIRRR! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY WIFE?
This will make someone seethe.
>can’t speak English>decent to good worker but not great>subpar build for the fed>wont be able to take his gimmick with him He’s be a megaflop in the fed
Trying to get that NOAH yen since they throw cash out to anyone with a pulse
>>19619649They already have Team 2000 X which is their version of House of Torture so I have no idea where he would even fit in.
what's so evil about him
>>19619853He made a joke about Hulk Hogan being dead.
>>19616797He'll end up in NOAH and then split time between there and TNA as they need help in their men's main event division.
>>19616813Iyo will politic to keep him out for as long she can otherwise she can’t cheat anymore. That’s what Chelsea Green did
>3 hour road dogg smackdown but with house of torture
>>19619584>wont be able to take his gimmick with himYou are such an idiot lol.
>>19621309Please tell me how he is going to be able to take 10 guys with him to WWE that interfere in literally every match he has.
>>19621314They'll just have the tongans turn on Solo and give them to Evil.
>>19616797He’s old tho.Same with Naito
>>19621340Kek I was thinking that he could be a new member of house of malakai or something. Bring Iyo as well
>>19621314They could have a HOT with 30 guys just using already contracted NXT goobers
Put him in AAA, don't make NXT fans have to suffer through his matches.
>>19619649Unless EVIL is willing to downgrade and be a lackey to Ozawa it wouldn't work out. Ozawa has more charisma than EVIL even if Ozawa's in-ring is a bit eh right now.
>>19621470EVIL has funnier facial expressions than Ozawa albeit
Dick Togo fuck finishes would be right at home at the slop shop, it's already what they do every fucking match.
>>19617167There's always NXT if he looks too young.
>>19621446>serious iyo in black leatherTake me back
>>19616797Dude would have no future in WWE if we're being honest. Maybe he'd get an NXT pop but I can't see him on main roster WWE shows doing well at all
>>19621425So is JC Mateo
>>19616945>Punk draws the houseOnly house punk drew a crackden he was raped in
People really need to stop giving Evil opportunities to reign in our lives. Very destructive behaviour.