Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas you beautiful autistic fucks! It's Pepe Von Erich and friends, and we've come back once again to bring you a special holiday presentation called SUNDAY NIGHT YULETIDE! We originally weren't going to do a Christmas episode because we figured there just wouldn't be time. However, Christmas only comes once a year and we couldn't let this opportunity pass by (even if we are late as fuck). That's right, tonight K-WAB is bringing all of you a second Christmas, and here's the presents I got under the tree for ya:>Antonio Inoki Vs Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat>A special holiday 4-Way match between Vader, The Ultimate Warrior, Ravishing Rick Rude and LA Knight, and the winner gets a shot at the K-WAB World Heavyweight Championship>Sunny Vs Bull Nakano>"Stone Cold" Steve Austin Vs Cactus Jack in a Winter Warzone Deathmatch>Ryback Vs Goldberg in a Steel Cage Match>And our main event will be The Undertaker Vs David Benoit in a No-Holds-Barred battle of evil against evil with the Gigadimes title on the line!And apart from that, we also got a brand spankin new holiday 92 hit from my brother, K-WAB Vice President LyricKING. Plus you know we got all kinds of other jolly surprises for you, and it's all coming up next on the first annual installment of SUNDAY NIGHT YULETIDE! >Show Intro Theme:https://files.catbox.moe/31gr11.mp3>Official K-WAB Channel:https://www.bitchute.com/channel/ANkif28xbBNW>Official K-WAB Email Address:pepevonerich@proton.me
>>19622643Didn’t you just make a thread??
On our last show, which was episode 11 of Saturday Night Metal, The Iron Sheik and the Macho Man finally settled their long-standing drug dispute with the Macho Man coming out on top. Jerry Lawler interviewed Ric Flair regarding his recent title loss, and then Sting and HHH had their match. HHH went over, though not without some serious help from his fellow DX member Shawn Michaels. In our next match, Loco Bandito got his revenge on Brody King, beating him down before dressing him up like a Mexican and giving him to ICE for deportation. We still don't know exactly where he is, by the way. The match between Ryback and Harambe was interrupted by DX causing trouble again, and after being outsmarted in a battle of bananas, DX vowed to bring in Goldberg to kick Ryback's ass for them. Well they did manage to get Goldberg, so he will face Ryback tonight in a steel cage so that there can be no further skullduggery. Next was my favorite part of the evening, as Wolfie received the ol' TAR AND FEATHERS in epic fashion. And finally, ICP managed to overcome the undead voodoo powers of The Outbreak to retain the K-WAB Tag Team Championships!
>>19622646No, that was our other show, K-WAB Hype Zone, and that thread has been up since last night. That show is now over, and this is now the current thread.
And speaking of Hype Zone, here's a quick recap of our Hype Zone matches this week.>Mike Awesome defeated Lex Luger in an over-the-top match via tossout>Hayabusa defeated Big Knife Manju by pinfall>The MAGA Powers defeated The Pitbulls by chokeoutIf you haven't seen those yet, you can catch up here>>19611276
Archive Apu here, just dropping some links to previous shows, then it's back to the archive for me.Saturday Night Metal Ep. 11: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/19528376Hype Zone Episode 1: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/19508256Saturday Night Metal Ep. 10: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/19331735Samhain Sacrifice Night 2: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/19202363Samhain Sacrifice Night 1: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/19187849Saturday Night Metal Ep. 9: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/19031496Saturday Night Metal Ep. 8: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18976080Saturday Night Metal Ep. 7: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18926176Saturday Night Metal Ep. 6: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18812145Saturday Night Metal Ep. 5: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18761416Saturday Night Metal Ep. 4: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18700473Saturday Night Metal Ep. 3: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18636314Saturday Night Metal Ep. 2: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18303396Saturday Night Metal Ep. 1: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18232795Independence Day Rumble: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18159930
Tonight, we have two of our sickest and most twisted individuals duking it out to see who will walk out of the 4chan arena with the K-WAB Gigadimes Championship! There will be no rules, there will be no demonic summonings, and there will be no mercy!
As we revealed on Hype Zone yesterday, our first Cruiserweight champion will be decided by a 10-man round robin tournament called the Iron Eagle Cup. This tournament will begin on the next show, and we can now reveal the 10 competitors who will have a chance to compete for the gold:>Eddie Guerrero>Hayabusa>Mistico>Shingo Takagi>Rey Mysterio>Ultimo Dragon>Kemonito>Jushin Liger>Loco Bandito>The Great MutaFive of these men will be eliminated via qualifying matches, and the other five will go on to the round robin portion of the tournament, which will take place over five consecutive shows. In other news, we are still accepting character applications for our planned shoot division, which will pit the various anons of /pw/ against one another for the vaunted /pw/ Championship. Feel free to submit your applications in this thread or via President Von Erich's email in the OP.
Sit down and get comfy everyone, because it's time for me to read you a nice little Christmas poem. It's called "The Bitch Who Stole KWABsmas" and it's about our good friend Wolfie and his many attempts to thwart the 92 crew.https://www.bitchute.com/video/anIjBnHEZaGN
Ladies and gentlemen, this contest is scheduled for one fall...Introducing first...from Tokyo, Japan, weighing 224 pounds...please welcome the king of puro, the incomparable Antonio Inoki!Entrance Video:https://www.bitchute.com/video/g74v9YhSEXsAEntrance Theme:https://files.catbox.moe/xe3tep.mp3
And his opponent...from Honolulu, Hawaii, weighing 235 pounds...this is the dragon, Ricky Steamboat!Entrance Video:https://www.bitchute.com/video/C6HQYLinvfmMEntrance Theme:https://files.catbox.moe/4amfsm.mp3
And here we go with our first matchup! I told you the weatherman predicted snow, and it looks like he was right. We got two incredible athletes making their debuts tonight, so click below to see Antonio Inoki Vs Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat.https://www.bitchute.com/video/XI4becrkQQBI
Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner by pinfall...Antonio Inoki!
>>19622840INOKI BOM BA YE
Inoki (translated from Japanese):>Steamboat-san, that match was everything I hoped it would be. You truly possess the fighting spirit. I see much potential here, in spite of all the silly things you people are doing. And so, I think I will make this my new home. I invite all Japanese fighters to join the Inoki Dojo, and help me to spread the one true path of Inokism! And to any who wish to test my fighting spirit, I will humiliate you just like I did to that stupid nigeru Muhammed Ali!
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome K-WAB Vice President LyricKING!
Thank you, thank you...Since we did another holiday show, I had to make another song for you bastards. And now, without any further ado, I would like to present a jolly little yuletide 92 song that I like to call "Jingle Bell Rape." Enjoy.https://www.bitchute.com/video/1Y5LQWQOpfu8
Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest will be a special 4-way match, and the winner will receive a shot at the K-WAB Wrestling World Heavyweight Championship!Introducing first...from the White Castle of Fear, weighing 450 pounds...he fears no man, he feels no pain, he is VADER!Entrance Video:https://www.bitchute.com/video/hg4yLOMIJWnCEntrance Theme:https://files.catbox.moe/0p9sff.mp3
Introducing next...from Los Angeles, California...weighing 240 pounds...the megastar, LA KNIGHT!Entrance Video:https://www.bitchute.com/video/5uxttzr8A0YyEntrance Theme:https://files.catbox.moe/73yv3u.mp3
And competitor number three...accompanied by Bobby "The Brain" Heenan...from Robbinsdale, Minnesota, weighing 252 pounds...he is the sexiest man alive, "Ravishing" Rick Rude!Entrance Video:https://www.bitchute.com/video/luGDmOEdKZmMEntrance Theme:https://files.catbox.moe/dub5ht.mp3>CUT THE MUSIC!!!
>Just look at all you fat, ugly, out-of-shape nerds out there...every one of you fat pigs look like a nice Christmas ham, and if I were to eat you like the big fat ham hocks you are...well, then I wouldn't be the sexiest man alive, getting more pussy than any of you will ever even see....so what I'd like to have right now is for all you fat, ugly, out-of-shape peedub SWEATHOGS to keep the noise down, while I take my robe off, and give the ladies (if there are any in this shithole) a good look at the sexiest man alive! Hit the music!
And the final competitor...from One Warrior Nation, weighing 280 pounds...THE ULLLLLLTIMATE WARRIORRRRRRRRR!!!!Entrance Video:https://www.bitchute.com/video/4YI3FHNma0fyEntrance Theme:https://files.catbox.moe/5fpx7t.mp3
And here it is! Our first 4-way match: Vader Vs LA Knight Vs Rick Rude Vs The Ultimate Warrior, and the winner will be the next challenger for Sabu's World title! It's anybody's game in there, so click below to find out who will prevail.https://www.bitchute.com/video/SpBxmADyIGEi
>>19622802>>19622922
>>19622983Fuck, that was a helluva match. Knight almost had it, especially after that exchange on the floor and that upset win on Vader. BUT NOW? WE ARE LOADING THE ROCKET SHIP FULL OF FUEL BECAUSE ONCE HE GETS A SHOT AT THE GOLD, ULTIMATE WARRIOR WILL BE OUT OF CONTROOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLL!!!
This is Frenly Apu and I'm backstage with the winner of our last match, The Ultimate Warrior! Warrior, do you have any words for our fans?https://files.catbox.moe/hg0psm.mp3
Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner by pinfall...and the next challenger for the K-WAB World Heavyweight Championship...The Ultimate Warrior!
>>19622984>>19623038Glad you liked it brothers. And we still got quite a bit more KINO to drop tonight. It might take a little bit to get it all out there, but we got a good one for yall tonight. Unlike a certain so-called commissioner I might name, K-WAB Wrestling always delivers.
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our special guest for the evening...Mister VAL VENIS!
HELLOOOOOO LADIES! And welcome to the first installment of the hottest interview show in the world, THE PORN STUDIO! I'm your host, the big valbowski, and tonight we are gonna get all kinds of steamy and wild in the studio! I am the highest-paid adult film actor in the world and you're about to find out why!Entrance Theme:https://files.catbox.moe/plh6lt.mp3
That's right, it's Christmas and I...am a VERY naughty boy. But since I don't do man-on-man productions, I need some naughty bitches out here! And there's only two bitches in the locker room right now, so BRING EM OUT and let's see if they've got what it takes to be my new leading ladies. I've got a new film coming up, and one of these two might be perfect for the role. Come on out ladies, and Val Venis is gonna make one of you a star!
Val Venis:>HELLLLOOOOO LADIES! Val Venis is here to offer you...the opportunity of a lifetime. You can ride the big valbowski to fame and fortune, and I assure you that it will be a hell of a ride indeed. So whattaya say, bitches? Would you like to make a movie with me?Sunny:>Uhhhhh yeah I was looking for that stupid frog guy so I could suck his dick and see if he'll pay me $10,000 because, you know, my blowjobs are like, the best in the world. I sucked off, like 200 guys this week alone and I had enough money to buy a new car!Val Venis:Baby, if you make this movie with me, you can trade that piece of junk in for a much nicer car, and you can pay off all your legal bills too. Now I bet that sounds really good...but you must prove your worth now, slut! You must SUCK THE BIG VALBOWSKI!*Sunny complies immediately*Val Venis: OHHHHH now that was not bad at all, you feisty little whore! I can tell you've got a lot of experience and so you would be perfect for the life of a porn starlet. But let's see what your big scary looking friend over here can do? Come on over here, baby...the big valbowski isn't scared of that giant blue tongue on top of your head...I got a pretty big tongue of my own, and maybe if you ask real nice I might use it on you!
Ladies and gentlemen, we unfortunately have to censor what is going on in the ring right now, as I do not wish to be banned for posting pornography. However, it seems that Mis Bull Nakano has taken it upon herself to rape Mr. Val Venis, although he doesn't seem to mind very much from what I can tell. This is honestly pretty strange and I'm glad there are no children in attendance tonight.
>>19623201popped my ass
Ladies and gentlemen, we have just obtained this clip of Sunny driving her new car to the 4chan arena earlier today. It seems that she has killed again.
>>19623210Good to know sir. Believe it or not, there is a point to all this sick fuckery, which will be apparent when you see the next match.
>>19623225holy shit kek more animation like this would be based
Ladies and gentlemen, this contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first...from the Florida State Penitentiary, weighing 118 pounds...you know her, you love her, and you know you'd still bang her...she is the original diva...SUNNY!(NOTE: Sunny debuted in 1992)Entrance Video:https://www.bitchute.com/video/NzLQP9WGHuQwEntrance Theme:https://files.catbox.moe/v9tprc.mp3
And her opponent...from Kawaguchi, Japan, weighing 201 pounds...please welcome Bull Nakano!Entrance Video:https://www.bitchute.com/video/pOLGiCPRkH4tEntrance Theme:https://files.catbox.moe/7hdfrr.mp3
Alright, here we go with what is quite possibly the craziest match we've ever done! There's all kinds of surprises in store for both competitors in this match, so click below to see Bull Nakano taking on Sunny!https://www.bitchute.com/video/0rQOL3BOB1yb
>>19623269absolute gold
Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner by submission...Bull Nakano!
Well, I guess I'm gonna have to spend $10,000 to keep Sunny from goin back to prison. Her blowjobs are pretty good but they damn sure ain't worth $10,000 each. Which means she is gonna be slobbin on my knob like corn on the cob for quite awhile. You might say things are lookin up for ol' Pepe Von Erich, heh heh heh...
>>19622643post thumb
>>19623308No problem sir. As you can see, my thumb is green. Because I'm a damn frog. But I really shouldn't have had to tell you that.
>Hey brother, I just wanted to let you know there's no hard feelings about how you injured my neck. You got me, brother, but that's ok, because the Hulkster is back, stronger than ever, and there's no sense fighting with my fellow Hulkamaniacs over spilled milk man! You beat me fair and square brother, you're one bad dude, and you can call on the Hulkster any time you need a hand brother! Christmas is the time for forgiveness and the Hulkster wants you to know that all is forgiven. Happy Holidays brother!
Ladies and gentlemen, we would like to take just a moment to honor the results of this year's KWABOTY awards. Based on the only two polls that were conducted on the appropriate day, it would appear that the award has been unexpectedly taken by one Joey Janela! Yes, although he is a dimeless no-name shitter who most people have never even heard of, he is at least somewhat responsible for the death of Sabu and so is more than deserving of this award. We here at K-WAB Wrestling fully endorse these results, and in the giving spirit of the season we have provided you with this transparency of Joey Janela posing with his prestigious award. You can use this to make all kinds of memes, so have fun.
Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it will be a Winter Warzone Deathmatch!Introducing first, from Truth or Consequences, New Mexico, weighing 287 pounds...the hardcore legend, Cactus Jack!Entrance Video:https://www.bitchute.com/video/UniBgkcKwzNNEntrance Theme:https://files.catbox.moe/bzj41p.mp3
And his opponent...from Victoria, Texas, weighing 252 pounds...he is the Texas rattlesnake, "Stone Cold" Steve Austin!Entrance Video:https://www.bitchute.com/video/2fg8pye5ebIzEntrance Theme:https://files.catbox.moe/hfzsvi.mp3
And now it's time for a little Yuletide EXTREME! We got a Winter Warzone Deathmatch with all kinds of explosives in the ring! Who will win this brutal contest? The Texas Rattlesnake or the Hardcore Legend?https://www.bitchute.com/video/frVNyIIQSUuF
Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner by pinfall...Cactus Jack!
>What am I going to do? All of my brilliant carny schemes have failed, and I have no idea how I will pay my massive debt to the Yakuza. The Oyabun has said that he will soon begin taking fingers. When this happen the first time, I just carny that fat fuck Matt Tremont-san into paying my debt. This time, I try to carny Matt Cardona-san and Matt Riddle-san but no success. I may have to go into hiding in the mountains of Iga...
>Don't worry, Onita. It's your lucky day. Because you're about to be bailed out by the one and only Million Dollar Mick. That's right, I'm not quite as greedy as some may say. Once in awhile, I like to do a good deed with the vast untold riches that I hold at my command. I'll pay your debt to the Yakuza, even though you're a poorfag, because I like your style kid. You have the greed and the ruthlessness to go far in this world, but you gotta come up with some better tricks, or else you're always gonna be a poorfag. Like Bitchtits. Don't worry about that Yakuza boss who said he's gonna chop off your fingers. He won't be a problem at all...because everybody's got a price for the Million Dollar Mick.
Ladies and gentlemen, this contest is scheduled for one fall, and it will be a Steel Cage match!Introducing first, from Dawsonville, Georgia...weighing 285 pounds, he is Goldberg!Entrance Video:https://www.bitchute.com/video/yGCtAmmSZJLcEntrance Theme:https://files.catbox.moe/zk4uzu.mp3
>That's right Goldberg, go on out there and kick this guys ass, and maybe we can make you a member of Degeneration X! And if you don't like it, we got two words for ya!
And his opponent...from Las Vegas, Nevada, weighing 291 pounds...this is RYBACK!>FEED ME MORE>FEED ME MOREEntrance Video:https://www.bitchute.com/video/Fr11IQ0TSSXbEntrance Theme:https://files.catbox.moe/2ifrwd.mp3
And now Ryback will have his chance to silence all the people who have compared him to Goldberg over the years. But Goldberg is not gonna make it easy for him, and both these men are absolute beasts. Who will win the battle of the big bald bastards?https://www.bitchute.com/video/BMyH8SK7Yxkc
Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner by pinfall...RYBACK!
>>19623426>HOLY SHIT>HOLY SHIT
Before we continue with the show, I would like to pay my respects to the legendary career of Hiroshi Tanahashi. Wrestle Kingdom was the best wrestling show I've seen in quite awhile and he was the best part of it (well, that and seeing Tsuji destroy that bum Takeshita). Truly one of the greatest to ever do it, and a possible candidate for a contract with K-WAB Wrestling in the future. But as far as real life is concerned, things definitely won't be the same without him. Right now, I'm throwin back a drink of moonshine for Tanahashi.
And now, the recorded version of a promo that was delivered yesterday on K-WAB Hype Zone. The Hulkster decided to say a few things before his match, and we thought you might want to hear it straight from the man himself.https://files.catbox.moe/qeh7kf.mp3
Earlier today, at the contract signing for the upcoming match between David Benoit and The Undertaker, some concerns were raised by Benoit. In particular, he was concerned about the Undertaker using some kind of crazy demonic magic to win the match, as we have seen him do more than once in the past. And so, I forced the Undertaker and Paul Bearer to sign a blood oath, stating that if they use any sort of supernatural fuckery in this match, they will both be banished from this world and returned to the fires of hell. This is a no holds barred match, so it's anything goes and all...but we can't have Paul Bearer summoning up the demons and ruining Christmas, now can we?
Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it will be a No Holds Barred match for the K-WAB Gigadimes Championship!Introducing first, the challenger...from Edmonton, Canada...weighing 220 pounds...he is the crazed crippler, David Benoit! Entrance Video:https://www.bitchute.com/video/VkyWFn3jrHqmEntrance Theme:https://files.catbox.moe/0pigk8.mp3
And his opponent...accompanied to the ring by Paul Bearer...from Death Valley, weighing 309 pounds...he is your K-WAB Gigadimes Champion, The Undertaker!Entrance Video:https://www.bitchute.com/video/zQND7yJ13eGFEntrance Theme:https://files.catbox.moe/qs1oly.mp3
At last it's time for our MAIN EVENT! The Undertaker must defend his Gigadimes title belt against the crippler! This one has been brewing ever since The Undertaker cheated Benoit out of his last title shot, and so these two evil bastards will settle it in the ring tonight. It's the Undertaker Vs David Benoit for the Gigadimes gold!https://www.bitchute.com/video/hN6Y2bQdMhU6
Ladies and gentlemen here is your winner by pinfall...AND STILL K-WAB Wrestling Gigadimes Champion...The Undertaker!
Holy shit! In an unexpected turn of events, David Benoit has joined the Ministry of Darkness! I have a feeling they're gonna get even more dangerous with a damn psycho like that on board.
Well everyone, our first Christmas show is drawing to a close. I think it's been a lot of fun and I hope you agree. At first, this was just going to be a Christmas-themed episode of Saturday Night Metal, but then I realized that it would be much better to go full Santa Claus and make this into an annual tradition of its own. I would like to take this opportunity to deliver a nice wholesome Christmas message, so why don't you anons join me for a pleasant little fireside chat?https://www.bitchute.com/video/wFTCG2kTXu0p
>>19623518>>19623562>>19623606lmao holy shit
And now it's time to reveal the KWAB OF THE WEEK! Yes, Joey Janela may be KWAB of the year, but he doesn't work for us so this week's KWAB of the week is obvious. Sunny accidentally killed two old men with her car on the way to the arena, bringing some heat from the police. On The Porn Studio with Val Venis, Sunny sucked the big valbowski in the hope of getting a lucrative porn contract, only for Bull Nakano to disrupt the whole thing by raping Val Venis right in front of our very eyes. During her subsequent match with Nakano, the police arrived at the arena and began looking for Sunny. President Von Erich was able to bribe them away with a $10,000 "donation", but for Sunny's punishment she had to be beaten and even raped by THE WALL, BROTHERl! Then on top of all that, she lost the match by submission. Val Venis enjoyed his rape, so he obviously wouldn't be a candidate. Yes, there is no doubt that Sunny has the dubious honor of being the first Yuletide KWAB of the week.
Wonderful show.Merry Christmas and Happy New Year errybody.
>>19623518fucking bravo
>>19623669>>19623703>>19623706Thanks boys, I'm glad you enjoyed it. It's never too late to have a second dose of that good ol Christmas cheer if you ask me. I wish you and all your families nothing but the best.
Let's take a quick look at tonight's match results.
And now it's time to take a look at the official rankings and how they will be affected by this week's results:On Hype Zone:>Mike Awesome defeated Lex Luger to become the #24 contender (Heavyweight). Luger remains unranked.>Hayabusa defeated Big Knife Manju to become the #9 contender (Cruiserweight). Manju remains unranked.>The MAGA Powers defeated The Pitbulls to retain their spot as the #2 contenders (Tag Team). The Pitbulls remain unranked.On Sunday Night Yuletide:>Antonio Inoki defeated Ricky Steamboat to become the #25 contender (Heavyweight).Steamboat remains unranked.>The Ultimate Warrior pinned Rick Rude during the 4-way to become the #6 contender (Heavyweight). Rude drops down to #26.>LA Knight pinned Vader during the 4-way to become the #1 contender (Heavyweight). Vader drops down to #4.>Ultimate Warrior pinned LA Knight during the 4-way to become the #1 contender (Heavyweight). Knight drops down to #6.>Bull Nakano defeated Sunny to become the #3 contender (Women's). Sunny remains unranked.>Cactus Jack defeated Steve Austin to become the #14 contender (Heavyweight). Austin drops down to #20.>Ryback defeated Goldberg to become the #27 contender (Heavyweight). Goldberg remains unranked.>Undertaker Vs Benoit had no effect on the contender list because it was a title match.
NEXT TIME:Our next show will be episode 12 of Saturday Night Metal, which will take place next week, assuming there are no unexpected IRL events that force us to delay. At this time we anticipate no such problems, and here is what we've got planned so far:>Sabu Vs The Ultimate Warrior for the World Heavyweight Championship>The beginning of the Iron Eagle tournament>The next of Wolfie's 7 deadly KWABs>An update on the fate of KaneEverything else is still on the planning board, but you can count on this much...there will be plenty of action, plenty of surprises, and all kinds of good ol' carny fun when K-WAB Wrestling returns!
Ladies and gentlemen, this officially concludes our broadcast for the evening. We hope that every piece has come together to create an enjoyable holiday program that you felt to be worth your time. We will definitely do this again next year, and I hope that all of you are still around when we do. We've seen all kinds of things tonight, everything from chaos and brutality to uplifting and wholesome moments, but I'm afraid that this autistic yuletide train ride has finally come to an end. But don't be sad for even a moment, because we'll be back before you know it. We hope all of you have enjoyed all these little presents that we've left under the tree, and we will see you next time. This is Pepe Von Erich for K-WAB Wrestling, wishing you a merry second Christmas.Outro Theme:https://files.catbox.moe/oieuc9.mp3
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>>19623701kek sunny is probably getting KWABbed by big prison bull dykes as I type this,
>>19623446I didn't expected DX to kept their word. I tought they gonna fuck with Ryback and sending Gillberg out instead, not even any interference but that's thanks to the cage.
>>19624949I think I'd rather see goldberg get beat by ryback than gillberg. gillberg was a lot more likeable.
>>19623426oh shit when did the mick get here?
>>19623483holy based
>>19623606benoit in the ministry actually sounds like a pretty good idea to me
>>19623606Would be cool if you bring Gangrel to K-WAB for the Ministry. Maybe the Outbreak would fit in there too?
>>19626753hmmmm that's an interesting idea you've got there. I do already have a gangrel CAW...
>>19625915don't tell BT lol
>>19622643another home run of a show
>>19623269why can't we have real womens matches like this?
>>19623251>sunny debuted in 1992kino foreshadowing
Can't wait for a full year of kino.
>>19623483>Based Big Dimes Hulkster descends from the heavens to dab on the whole state of New Jersey, the dimeless shitter Janela and every single blue haired bullring faggot in a dress sporting a stinky axewound and creeping too close to women's restrooms and children's playgroundsYa seethe, trannytits?
>>19631809On that subject, we are planning to do an anniversary show on July 4 which will obviously have a patriotic theme. Since K-WAB Wrestling was literally born on the fourth of July, the Independence Day Rumble will be commemorated each year. So now our calendar of special events includes Samhain Sacrifice, Sunday Night Yuletide, Gladiator Games, Kinomania, and the Independence Day Rumble. There will certainly be others in the future but we think that is plenty for the time being.
>>19632438badass. merry kwabsmas and thanks for the kino
How's the cruiserbased championship coming along? No doubt we will be a seeing a tournament to crown the inaugural, but will we be able to throw names and suggestions for who we would like to see partake in it?
>>19632438Five major events plus a weekly show sounds pretty good. Are you going to be gearing towards coming up with a major ppv blow-off show at the end of every month or will you be reserving that for themed or gimmick special events, like a This Tuesday in Texas sort of thing? Will you be having a Survivor Series event where teams get to be selected and hashed-out? Speaking of which, I see that you got some classic factions like DX and the Ministry up and running and it seems you're open to having original members join and be associated with. Will you be coming up with original factions and members? Something like an nWo takeover? Will you also have a cap on how many championships and accolades you will be having or are you going to have a few more belts like a hardcore belt or something or other?
Any chance of an event dedicated to fan selected dream matches? Or revisiting classic rivalries?
>>19633427not that anon but>>19622789
>>19633783Thanks
>>19633724I like that idea i have a few matches id like to see
>Bull Nakano vs SunnySunny would just kill her with a hit and run with her car. That's where you outed yourself as a joshi autist. Thread dropped.
>>19634156if you actually watched the match you'd know that sunny does kill people with her car at the beginning.
>>19633595These are all good questions and all of them deserve an answer. First of all, we definitely won't be doing a gigashow (our term for a PPV) on a monthly basis. I've always felt that it's a bad idea to try and do a big impactful event every month. One month just isn't enough time to sufficiently build a big event imo. the eventual goal is to do gigashows every 2-3 months, which means 5-6 gigashows per year. A few people have said that they want a survivor series equivalent, and I may try to work that in for Gladiator Games. I am able to do a wargames match, but there doesn't seem to be as much desire for that. As for factions, we have been making an effort to add new factions for some time now, and there is a long-term reason for that. However, I cannot yet reveal that reason. But to answer your question, yes we will definitely have some original factions as well. Finally, when it comes to belts, they are going to be capped at 7 titles. >World Heavyweight>Gigadimes>Tag Team>Cruiserweight>Women's>/pw/ championship (shoot division)>one more title to be revealed laterWe probably won't do a hardcore title because it just relegates all the "hardcore" guys to a midcard division, but we do have a "deathmatch king", which is kind of like the old KOTR title. It's a special accolade which is normally only defended once a year at Samhain Sacrifice, but the king can choose to put his crown on the line at any time. The current K-WAB King of the Deathmatch is the Necro Butcher.
>>19634603glad to know you won't be introducing a million belts like some promotions
>>19634603I also understand you are going to be getting a G-1 Climax of your own sorts underway.
>>19634999That is correct, there's no way we could do a full G1-style tournament with multiple blocks and all, simply because it would take up too much time over too many episodes. However, the Iron Eagle Cup will be kind of like a single-block G1.
>>19623720A bit worried of Austin in K-WAB. If I'm correct, he got three losses so far and the only win was against the Booty Man.
>>19635475Yes, his luck hasn't been the best so far, but I can assure you that there is no deliberate attempt to bury him. His next match will be a rematch with Cactus Jack, which will be on episode 13. It was originally going to be on episode 12, but with the Iron Eagle cup going on, there just wasn't room for that match.
>>19635545bump
>>19634836Its kinda crazy as to how too many belts can devalue the prestige of almost all of them, the whole notion of "everyone gets a belt" just ruins it for everyone. As soon as you get shit like 6-man tag belts, its over.
>>19636258agree, I think it mainly happens because of self-mark wrestlers who get pissy if they don't have a belt. so then they make a "here nigga damn" title, and it keeps the self-mark from leaving the promotion, but when they keep using that solution repeatedly, you end up with a hundred pointless belts that nobody cares about. I like the idea of a "team match" title of some kind but trios/6-man titles have always been dimeless.
>>19636878I wonder if there should be an event or at least a show dedicated to tag team wrestling, like a year end World Tag League or something.
>>19622789>No Amazing(ly Based) RedI hope he makes an appearance soon, hombres.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qlKi1t0X6Ehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhcMpVXw1e4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTodV6TmHyEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDFM50j8D7Ihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hH8EWya-ogkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfDui1t-c1Ehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOoQ-JSfLyA
>>19637167That's not a bad idea, I wouldn't want to do it exactly like the world tag league because that was an insane amount of tag matches, but an event that is centered around the tag division would definitely have its upsides. This idea will definitely be considered further.
>>19637326Ok I gotta be honest with you, I never really watched much TNA so I don't really know anything about this guy. However, that doesn't necessarily remove him from consideration. Give me the QRD on this guy please, if I see something I can work with then I might give him a contract.
>>19637354The moniker "Amazing" is not an understatement of this lad. This pint-sized fucker was exceptionally good in the ring, could move like the wind and sell like a motherfucker. Go out of your way to take a little deep dive into some of the bangers this guy has had and then ask yourself why he never made it to the big leagues because he was just that good. Literally a crimson whirling dervish.
>>19637354According to Dutch Mantell, one of the things that held him back was his lack of personality and ability to cut a promo. The motherfucker could do every move lke textbook and fly, but if he ever opened his mouth, he was going to hurt himself as a character. So unless he had someone to talk for him, he wasn't going to get far which is probably the only thing that held him back. But he was practically everything you could ever want in a cruiserweight; small enough to do the crazy flippy dives to being able to make it look like he was getting killed by larger opponents. You and your brother both owe it to yourselves to take a closer lookhttps://www.youtube.com/@AmazingRed1/playlists
>>19622643>The Undertaker Vs David Benoit in a No-Holds-Barred battle of evil against evilMmmm wouldnt wanna mess
>>19637387>>19637456Thank you for that in-depth information, we will absolutely do a little research and see if we can do something with Amazing Red. His lack of promo skills isn't really a problem, I would just have to give him a manager or tag partner to speak for him. Hell, our current world champion doesn't even talk at all, so we can work around that.
Hey, do you know who else needs a shot at the Gigadimes title? This literal green shitter.
You think any motherfucker who's stupid enough to wander into his swamp has a chance against Big Shreksy?
And speaking of Big Shreksy...
>>19639079kek now that's an idea I never thought of. Shrek was a wrestler (kind of), so it would fit. Might have to see if I can make a good CAW for him as well.
>>19622643>Making a Christmas themed show over a week after ChristmasBold move, cotton
>>19639227Best post-Christmas gift ever. The strategy paid off.
>>19639227Well I'm gonna be completely honest with you, we didn't mean for it to be so late. but at the same time, we figured nobody with any sense would complain about a second Christmas. Besides, I hear that the Orthodox celebrate Christmas on January 7, so by their calendar we were actually a little early.
>>19639215Do it, Pepe! We need the Shrekster!
>>19639215If there's ever going to be a green bastard in K-WAB, there's only one that would rule the roost, and that's The Green Bastard from Parts Unknown. I mean, I know his actor is in some deep shit right about now, but we can separate the art from the artist around here, right?Imagine all the catfood winning the Gigadimes title would get for all the kitties in the trailer park...
>>19639628Was just watching some clips of this guy and I'm not sure about him. He's funny, but if I were to add him I couldn't realistically see him getting a lot of wins and his gimmick isn't very well defined. I hate to shoot you down but I just don't think I can do a whole lot with the green bastard other than maybe use him as a jobber.
Since you guys are making suggestions, I actually need some good jobbers. We don't have a lot of lower-level guys on the roster and it makes the booking more difficult at times. We really could use a few more good comedy jobbers so feel free to contribute some ideas on that. Basically, they need to be people who can put on a good show while getting their asses kicked and/or people that are hated enough for everyone to enjoy watching them get their asses kicked.
>>19639854how about barry horowitz? lots of comedy potential there.
>>19639733>Julian: Boys? He's not going for it. Freedom 35 is fucked again! We're gonna have to come up with another way to make money, Bubbles.>The Green Bastard/Bubbles: Bubbles?! Who the fuck is Bubbles? I'm The fuckin' Green Bastard from Parts Unknown, baby. >Ricky: Fuck boys, I was going to sell a fuckload of dope at the /pw/ Multiplatinum Arena. Mr. Pepe Van Halen, is it? Listen, if you let my friend Bubs in the ring? I'll sell you some premium weed that's TEN times better than that garbage you get down at the mall or in the arena parking lot. >Bubbles/The Green Bastard: Ricky! It's pronounced "Pepe Von Erich". Mr. Von Erich? I SWEAR I'm much better than being a jobber! Even if I don't get a shot at any of your gold, sir, I SWEAR on the Tin Man's sheet metal cock that if you let me into the ring, I will start fucking hammering people! Ain't nobody gonna face The Green Bastard without feeling it the next day, that's fer fuckin' DAMN sure!>Julian: You know what, Bub--err, Green Bastard? If it means that much to you? Mr. Pepe Von Erich? With your permission, I would be happy and honoured to join my friend The Green Bastard in the ring, if you would have me.>Ricky: Fuck it, boys. Count me in! I'll fucking wrestle in your fed too, Mr. Pepe Le Pew Eric. Tell ya what, I'll even throw in 5 grams of some primo Blonde Lebanese Hash for you on credit.
>>19639733>Randy: Guys, this is serious! Mr. Von Erich has had a long day at the arena wrangling performers, supervising the ring and stage set up, booking AND commentating on matches. Not to mention that after yet ANOTHER traffic violation, Miss Tammy Sytch had to then crawl back to the arena and proceed to give some Sunny days and suck Mr. Von Erich's dick from the back for bus fare. Again! Party's over, boys! You heard the man, Bubbles! You're not getting booked. Now clear oot! We'll discuss it back at the park.
>>19639733>Ricky: Randy? Fuck off! This isnmone of your fucking business. Pepe doesn't have time for any of your fucking bullshit today. If I ever see that Vince McMansion guh, I'm gonna tell him to shove that fruit roll-up belt up your fucking ass!
>>19639733>Julian: Calm down, Ricky! Mr. Von Erich? Sir? I know he may not look like much on the surface but once you get him in the squared circle, look the fucking fuck out! If you let me, Ricky and my friend Bubbles have a chance at wrestling at your show, I swear to you that we will give you something special, and Bubbles...The Green Bastard especially won't let you down. I'm a man of my word sir, and I don't ever go back on my word.
>>19639733>The Green Bastard: He's right, sir! I fucking LOVE me some wrassling and I absolutely LOVE your show. Me and the boys watch it every Saturday inbetween our own wrestling games, hash hockey and chicken pizza. I swear I'm an absolute grappling machine, sir! I'll say this much to ya: if it was me in the ring with that Joey Janelly-sammich guy, he wouldn't be the one leaving that arena alive after a death match, that's for fucking DAMN sure! And hey, if ya still don't believe I'm qualified to kick ass, draw dimes and take names in your fed, at the VERY least you can check out some of my stuff where I get some of my shit in! Sorry for the fucked image quality on some of this footage but it was filmed on some shitty camcorders back like fuckin' twenty fucking years ago!https://www.youtube.com/shorts/j0U5pBIVLH0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtsMnsqxRKUhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/rVYc2ICFSAohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0v5oVKANQFMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJrc9HQutbo
>>19640564Alright, I have to admit you cut a good promo. That goes a long way. Tell you what, I'll sign the Green Bastard if you will agree to play the role in the threads. We can always use a good promo guy, and a trailer park boys segment actually doesn't sound bad to me. I'll give you total creative freedom with the segments and we can make the trailer park boys a part of the show. If it will add another good segment to the show, then it becomes worth my while to sign this guy. What do ya say, boys?
>>19639733>J-Roc: A'yo, if K-WAB signs Bubbles, all dem other wack ma'facka's be in troubles, ya'nomesayin'?
>>19640594>The Green Bastard: It may not be ideal, but I could definitely try, Mr. Von Erich. If for nothing other than the opportunity! (primal grunting)
>>19640594>The Green Bastard: Y'hear that, boys?! I'm gonna fuck shit up in a REAL wrasslin' ring!
>>19640607Excellent! I've already got a match in mind for you, but there's no room for it on episode 12, I'm afraid. With the Cruiserweight tournament going on, that one is already packed. So, for this Saturday's episode, I would like you to come up with a short segment for the show. Like I said, it's whatever you want. It can be all text and images or you can include some voice clips or whatever other media you want. When the show airs, just let me know that you're in the thread and I'll let you know when you're on. Sound good?
>>19640629>The Green Bastard: I'll do my very best not to let you down, Mr. Von Erich
>>19640635Excellent. From what I've seen, I think you'll do fine. Welcome to K-WAB Wrestling, Green Bastard!
Imagine reading all that
>>19640865Its something that people without double-digit IQ's are capable of doing, yes.
>>19636258Tag belts should automatically be six-man with normal 2 v 2 as the standard, all tag teams should have a reservist Free Bird partner, basically, and they can do a yearly King of Trios if they must.
>>19636258>Openweight YNBAW Championlel
>>19641455I heard that 41% of all troons end up doing the job to big dimes suicide, which means less competition for that title.
>>19640865READ NIGGA
>>19639854How about a big mouth that knows how to wrestle but gets his ass kicked everytime, like the One Man Band?
>>19639854How about one who always gets disqualified for making audience members scream out the word?
>>19642475I don't think that would be a DQ in this fed. if anything that would get him over.
>>19642690Exactly.
>>19642185>>19642475These are also solid suggestions, assuming you guys don't mind them being used as jobbers.
>>19642857The question now becomes whether or not you're going to scream out "The Word" in your recording sessions at the top of your lungs while singing Dolph's theme song.
>>19632438Oh that's easy, use wolfpedo.The way I see it, his worthless life is already rotting in some mouldy ass basement, and after the last of his Deadly KWAB's, then what? He's gonna rot away living in your harddrive or storage device rent free? Stinking up the joint? Then again, it is something of a double-edged sword, because it gives him more attention than he needs and deserves and his presence is just going to attract more of those horseposting troons and other assorted shit. If that's something you can overlook, then I don't think there's anything else you could possibly do to ruin his already useless reputation.
>>19642857As long as he's entertaining, wins or losses means nothing and I don't think people wanna hear him sing, so they would be more then happy to see someone shutting his mouth.
>>19642981There will definitely be some screaming of the word, yes. My neighbors don't care, they'd probably scream the word right along with me. I've actually been planning to have Dolph show up and say the word for a long time. It's one of those things that has been on my list from the beginning but I never found the right place to actually do it. That actually happens a lot, for instance that Savage/Sheik match was originally planned for episode 1, but it sat on the back burner for 10 episodes. And even though he will primarily be a jobber, I will likely give Dolph a win from time to time just because I always liked him.>>19643166Wolfie is probably our main jobber at present, and I'm not out of ideas for him by any means. At the same time, I don't want to overuse him, despite how much everyone enjoys watching him get KWAB'd. Hence why we need some others. I will go ahead and reveal that Raja will probably be in the jobber role once he finally gets out of jail, and who knows? There just might be a particular lawman who is determined to send him back.
>>19639854Idea list for jobbers:>Chris-Chan>Brooklyn Brawler>PVE's coke mule>Joe Biden>Curtis Axel>Ted Dibiase Jr. >Rian Johnson>Barry Horowitz>Iron Mike Sharpe.>The Duke of Dorchester Pete Doherty>The Conquistadors>S D Jones.>some fat luchadore named El Kwabbo that isn't really all that good and just shows up to earn $20>The fat balding guy from accounting. Call him Glen, or something. >Andy Dick>Santino Marella>Hogantranny (I know you have a well deserved STRICT no trannies policy, but if there's any sort of brown thin-skinned fat bitch that needs a beating, its him and his fake vagina)>Tony Khan>Hillary Clinton>Horace Hogan>Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake>Kamala Harris
>>19643365This is a good list, I particularly like the El Kwabbo idea. And the duke gave me another idea to add to it. I'm thinking duke the dumpster droese could be a good jobber because nobody's going to be upset if I job out a pedo trash collector and there's plenty of jokes I can make with him. As for the Hogantranny, I definitely can't put him in the ring but he could show up and get killed, much like the troons who showed up at the end of Samhain Sacrifice.
>>19643483>Killing HogantrannyThat's an even better idea. Duke 'The Cunnydumpster" Droese was one I was gonna add but similarily, I didn't have anh sympathy for him.
>>19643538Exactly. Nobody will feel sorry for someone like him. I want most of the jobbers to be people like that, so that everyone can take pleasure in their humiliations. Then there are also guys who can work an underdog role like Dolph or Heath.By the way, on an unrelated note, we are thinking of using this as the official theme for the Iron Eagle Cup. It was the theme for the 33rd G1 tournament and I always liked it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyKSxJjDE1I&list=RDXyKSxJjDE1I&index=1
I have some idea for Tag Team jobbers>The Ding Dongs>The Dudebusters>Jesse and Festus>Kaientai>Fashion Police>Fruits in Suits
>>19643866Ahh thank you, this is also a good list. I think Fruits in Suits and the Ding Dongs might actually have the most comedy potential here.
>>19643921All right, I'll see what I can do here:>The Usual Scumbags >Snapjacks & Grumpyface (Enzo Amore & Big Cass)>The Dimeless Shitters (Wesley Blake & Buddy Murphy)>Douche & Turd (Chad Gable & Jason Jordan)>The Backstage Betties (Brie & Nikki Bella)>Tristen Nash & Death>Murses (2 male nurses)>Two fat fucks named $3.99 Buffet>Backyard Dogs (don't know if you have ever seen or heard of this absolute shitshow movie https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0241218/?ref_=fn_t_1)>The Meter Maids (have a pair of dudes that hand out parking tickets and citations to everyone)>Mortis and Glacier>Shiite Has Hit The Fan (Muslim tag team)>The Jannies (self-explanatory)>Your Mom's Secret Lovers (A postal worker and a milkman)>pic related would be a great faction of shitters
>>19644366I don't want to give too much away, but one of the people on your list will be making his debut this saturday. Mortis and Glacier are also definite possibilities. Glacier was a total flop IRL but I'm not going to spend months hyping him up like WCW so it should be fine.
>>19644402Speaking of Glacier, every single one of those entrances of his, with the crazy lights and the fake snow, costed upwards of $10'000 each.
>>19644485yeah i heard that too, it's kinda sad how bad they fucked up with glacier because the guy himself was pretty good and probably could have drawn dimes if they hadn't turned him into a shameless ripoff of sub zero. I think most people were done the first time they actually showed him because
>>19644485fucked up there, was saying because mortal kombat was really popular at the time so most people recognized the ripoff immediately. if they had borrowed from something more obscure it might have worked.
>>19644961>if they had borrowed from something more obscure it might have worked.Subtlety was never WCW's foray
>>19645722kek I forgot about this nigga, he was like glacier before glacier
>>19639854Apparently, there's a pair of time travelling AEW fans that have been annoying Stan Hansen a lot in 1989.
>>19642857I mean, you should toss them a win or a belt here or there once in a while, but the point of a jobber isn't to lose; its to lose in a way that makes the winner look good. And competent. And a legit threat. Making them look better than they could ever make themselves look. Don't know about Slater, but Dolph is more than capable of doing that.
>>19645739I think it was that weird identity crisis WCW had in the early 90s trying to get a foothold in the market WWF created by catering to kids but they were just slapping shit against the wall and its crap like this that just got them lawsuits instead: Temu Spiderman before Temu even existed.
Blampf
>>19637354>Ok I gotta be honest with you, I never really watched much TNAMy brother in Christ? Subscribe to their channel and check out some of the wacky shit that they did in the early years. They're having streams of their old iMPACT's and PPVs constantly these days, like WWE/WCW vault. TNA was always a shitshow company like from the very fucking start but man, did it ever produce some unmitigated kino. A lot of their homegrown top guys ended up being world champions and some of their best work was when they were there, like Styles, Samoa Joe, and Abyss some vets breathed new life into their careers like Christian and Angle. You'll sooner or later get pissed of at Jeff Jarrett like you wouldn't believe just from overexposure alone that Slapnuts was "forced" to undertake to get the company off the ground around that time, but that will no doubt get you to incorporate him in a big capacity somewhere down the road just out of spite, like any good heel does best. This was voted Match of the Year in 2004. I mean, if this doesn't tickle you and your brother's wrasslin' 'tism like getting deepthroated by a chick whose mouth feels like the inside of a mink glove, than fuck, I don't know what to tell ya.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EiPHlJ9ITc
>>19637354https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q02HlXb0rm0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9v5b9BkGC0&t=20shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7OSFTyLP6Ihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g946bK4Q2yI
>>19647635Arachnaman would work as a jobber, but I honestly don't think I want to use him. If I wanted Spider-Man in the game, I would just go ahead and use the real Spider-Man. I suppose I could try to make a running joke where he's delusional and thinks he has spider powers but he doesn't, but that would logically have to end with him dying from a long fall. >In other news, a professional wrestler known as Arachnaman fell 30 stories to his death today while attempting to swing from a silk thread that was attached to the building with chewing gum
>>19646099This actually would make a good jobber tag team, and I would like to comment on something related to this. So far, we have mostly tried to keep K-WAB Wrestling as a neutral party in the console war. We have made jokes about WWE, AEW, and those connected to them, but we've made an effort to joke on both sides for purposes of fairness. In fact, the next episode will have a comedy commercial about Tony Khan (I did one about Vince already).Anyway, here's the important part: On the next episode, a consolewar-related character will debut and you probably won't like it. However, there will be another consolewar-related character that debuts on episode 13 and you'll probably like that one a lot better. Basically, I just want to let you know that we are neutral in regards to the consolewar, and as such we will try to give representation to the best memes from both sides. As for the time-traveling AEW fans meme, I find that one to be funny and they will probably be added. I already have some CAW parts that will suit them perfectly, plus it's a good excuse to use Stan Hansen for something.
>>19648164I admit, I have had a tendency to forget about TNA because I wasn't watching much wrestling at the time when they were at their peak. However, I did watch a bunch of Sting's TNA matches at one point and I think they actually did a really good job with him. I loved that match they did with him and Hogan, the whole "I want Hulkamania back" thing was pure nostalgia KINO and popped me huge. My time is pretty limited these days but I will make an effort to catch up on that stuff because we want to give all groups on the board some degree of representation in K-WAB, and so far we haven't really done anything for the TNA fans. Jeff Jarrett and AJ are two TNA names that might be added in the future.
>>19648250Its best to keep a neutral stance at the shit flinging that goes on here because its emotionally and mentally draining getting dragged down to the level of shit in mud and get beaten by troons that roll around in that shit all day.
Bump
>>19648270If time is something of a factor in your life and bite-sized wrestling kino is what you need, I gotta recommend the old BDWJ channel.https://www.youtube.com/@bdwjforever6980
>>19648602That is true, and besides that there is also just the simple fact that we are attempting to make shows that can appeal to the entire board. We want everyone to at least be able to find something they like in K-WAB Wrestling. My brother and myself have biases just like anyone else, but we try to keep them out of the booking.
You need to be in a mental asylum
>>19652140But enough about what your dad said to you after you took pills that made you grow tits.
>>19652140
>>19652140I'll take that as a compliment. If you think I'm insane then I'm probably doing something right. The show is supposed to be insane, because wrestling is supposed to be insane. Simple as.
>>19622643saving
>>19622802High quality shitpost
