>>19622735
There was a little boy born in brisk spring of 1993 with 15 to 22 dads.

because everybody wrestles until they’re 50 now and the new crop of guys aren’t that good

>>19622735
fuck, how old is bron?
i know om is from 93

>>19622760
I disagree

>>19622771
28 or 29

>>19622803
Old enough to beat cm punk

>>19622735
Triple Cage should’ve never taken over NXT. It should’ve stayed like FCW, a real dev whose whole point was to build young & fresh talent and get them ready for the main roster in under a year.. the exact thing he never really did with NXT for more than a decade. We basically wasted a whole generation of potential wrestlers just to end up with fifty-year-olds still hanging on as world champs. What a shame

>>19622791
that’s fine but the way i see it
>carmelo is too small and has the generic “i’m best wrestler” gimmick
>trick plays the generic black guy in an era where there are more black dudes wrestling than ever before
>dom is entertaining but he’s just a worse version of eddie and looks like shit
>they’re trying too hard to make bron look like a big deal
>oba has a stupid name but he is a superstar

>>19622851
Mello is a workrate faggot with personality, Trick is just good and you jelly, Bron is wasting time jobbing to wash up losers

>>19622735
This feels like a completely arbitrary thing to care about.

>>19622735
5 brown people lmao wwe is woke

>>19623121
Tan spray victims

>>19622735
Millenials are dimeless,elder zoomers have millenial stink

>>19622735
80’s baby supremacy

>>19622735
Men are just genetically and mentally inferior to women, that's all there is to it
Think about how many 90s women have had the belt by now, they're just better
>in b4 incel schizobabble

>>19623427
Very Dashboardian post

>>19622735
Carmelo is an over hyped meme that will die out eventually, just like Jevon
Oba and Trick are actually good
Bron has confidence problems, if he can get over them he's good
Dom is lacking ambition, there is no reason why a young professional wrestler should still look dyel like him after 5 years. His promos seem to be starting to get affected too. He will begin to spiral downward soon if he doesn't start taking his career more seriously and start putting more effort into it outside of work

>>19623677
don't put GODvon and SHITmelo in the same sentence ever again

>>19622735
if vince had the pen still, austin theory probably would have been world champ by now
if velveteen dream didn't spiral out, he'd have been world champ by now
i think that of those 5, all will be multi time world champs except maybe melo who might get like a sami angle way down the line, he might get a run as he approaches 40, he's just too small and doesn't really have a gimmick
bron will be the FOTC
sheets lately have reported that WWE sees oba in a similar way as they do bron
trick will have a jey type role, but he's better so they can actually keep him belted up
dom will have a couple runs but he won't reach the top tier if he doesn't get a clue
other 90s born guys in WWE that will be world champ: jacob (sheets say he's seen in the bron/oba light), ilja (sheets say he's seen in a gunther light), je'von (jeff hardy's true son), logan paul (literally made for MITB), ricky saints (cody nepotism), julius sneed (but he is on very thin ice)

Because they are all dimeless faggots who are fucking twinks

>>19622735
Carmelo is just another generic twinky flippy shitter who will never be anything besides a midcarder. He's going to be the Kofi Kingston of this generation

Whole lotta Melo haters in here

>>19623682
Shitvon is just another flippy shitter, there's plenty of those in the fed

>>19622735
Because none of these geeks are world champion material. Ffs just look at them.
>Trick
Zesty.
>Melo
Flippy shitter.
>Dom
Comedy jobber with 0 muscle definition.
>Bronlet
5'3 with an attitude
>Oba
Has the highest ceiling out of these dorks but even then he's barely adult height + Triple K in charge.

>>19622735
wait patiently you retard, Bron is going to get crowned at mania, and Fatu will also start his main event ascension once he gets back, Trick and Oba are destined to be world champs in the next few years, then we got decent young upper midcarders like Melo, Theory, Ilja, and Dom

>>19622735
>gunther is younger than cawdy
what the fuck?
If you count gunther's mickey mouse belt for olds, gunther is actually the youngest guy to hold the belt, born in august 87. the most recently born guy to hold the "real" belt was bray wyatt (burning in hell for being a fat homo) who was born may 87

90s people are old.

>>19623991
Dom is the #2 most attractive man to zoomer girls. #1 is Rhea.

>>19624102
He could be #1 if he got a fucking clue but retard is too lazy or too dumb to realize it. It doesn't help that the dumbass was born with a silver spoon up his ass and wife that just enables him