>hated by everybody >small ass dick >doesnt know shit >gets zero bitches Dave Meltzer LOST
I think there is a picture where you can see the outline of his dick through his jeans and it’s actually fairly big.
>>19625274madusa said she wanted to bang him in japan https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Dzf60ETj6w
>>19625274he allegedly got a lot of bitches back in the 80s, he was in good shape and they loved the hair
>>19625274he's jacked + makes e-drones like you seethe effortlesslyyeah I'm thinking Meltzer won
>>19625274>>hated by everybody >>small ass dick >>doesnt know shit >>gets zero bitchesBut enough about me
>>19625274Iyofans love him
>>19625274dave is dating a reporter that's half his age or something like that iirc
>>19625274all facts no cap
>>19625274>small ass dickok how you know?
>>19625274>Dave Meltzer LOSTSorry anon but davemeltzerWON
>>19625274>>hated by everybodyRecent phenomenon. Still made millions off of smarks for decades.>>small ass dickUnconfirmed.>>doesnt know shitDebatable. He definitely knows a bunch of obscure fan history and stats. Little in-ring knowledge and is often fed false information.>>gets zero bitchesProbably false. Fucked tons of joshi in Japan. Was married to a former college athlete and had a girlfriend after the divorce in his 60's. Has more game than all of /pw/.Not even a Dave fan, but ya gotta step your game up Anon.
>>19625274>Loved by me>Unknown penis size>Knows everything>Fucked prime Bull Nakano amongst othersMeltzerWON
Remember that video where two young guys bludgeon an old man's face with a hammer? That's what want to do to this fucker.
>>19626231gms
>>19625274>>small ass dickBlahahahahaaa!!! I thought that was just a rumor! Alicia Atout said it looked like a newborn aardvark. I guess "Big Dave" came in like 10 seconds. 2 pump chump.
>>19625274This dude has been unemployed his entire life. His entire grift is just spreading gossip and lies on his blog.
Dave Meltzer employs literal pedophilesHas anybody checked Dave's basement?
>>19626272>Dave fucked Alicia Atout
>>19626283Some of that shit is him being a mark but some of it was true. Enzo got the belt and was getting tons of promo time but then got ME TOOED and the political backstage stooges used it to get rid of him. Kenny said he talked to WWE and gave it some serious thought. TNA was on death's fucking door and they kept being able to trick money marks like billy corgan into keeping it afloat. That's not just Meltzer saying that shit either, the people themselves said it and it's in lawsuits in Billy's case. Meltzer get's shit wrong and he's fooled sometimes like a boomer when he sees a graphic being passed around and see it from a place he thinks is valid but he has inside people talking to him. He's not just making shit up out of thin air.
>>19625274But enough about me.
>>19626364>He's not just making shit up out of thin air.
>>19625274Dave Meltzer got on steroids and worked out to be able to talk to wrestlers and be respected. If he was a pencil necked geek or a fat pimple, the WON would have died in the cradle.
>>19626409>is a pencil necked geek and a sex freak in you're path
>>19626283You know what did happen on that Raw? Paul Heyman came out to Cult of Personality and got booed out of the building. It was very clear he was the source and just to get heat in Chicago.
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>>19626409he also used to wrestle
>>19625274Was Meltzer ever good, or did he just develop a reputation from being the big fish in a small pond for so long?
