Who is the Jeanetty?
>>19625816co substantial micheals i'm afraid
>The Son jobbed out to put over his dad>The Father is guilty of nonsense booking>The Holy Spirit is over with everyone and exists to pop the crowdWe know who the Michaels is
>>19625816>Literally God>Literally Jesus>Like a ghost or somethinghmmmm.....I wonder.....
>>19625816>trying to trick random anons into committing the eternal sinExtremely Jewish post.
>>19626041They're all Literally God though
>>19626050Based and guided pilled. Triple Michaels.
>>19626041the holy spirit is the only one that gets you blackballed from heaven if you shoot on him though
>>19625816None. All three are over and draw infinite dimes. Satanetty on the other hand, tempted over 6000 people, never drew a dime. He even got shot on by Michael, when he was supposed to go over, but was such a fraud that the ref had no choice but to call it as a shoot.>>19626094Then dont shoot on God. Simple as
>>19626094The Spirit guides you to the Son to become one with the Father. The Son was begotten to us from the Father, the Spirit to the Son from the Father, the Spirit from the Son to us. All are God as God is infinite and can do this. This is not three Gods as God is one and whole. This is on topic as God is the first pro wrestler.
>>19626107Satan is the HHH.
>>19626107Satanetty is the original self mark
>>19625816the entire concept of theology is jannetty tier, it's just how autistic people entertained themselves before they invented model trains and video games
>>19625816>does the job
Who's the Michaels and Jennetty of the big 3 Abrahamic religions though? None of them have had any good storylines in decades and all trying to be the underdog babyface.
The Fourth clearly
>>19626428Womemes are anti-draws and not divine and the reason why Catholicism and Orthodoxy are jokes. Literally the joshicels of Christianity.
>>19625816"Orthodox" heretics.
Anyone notice how literal schizophrenics are always fixated on Christianity, a random woman they're convinced it's their soulmate or the CIA/FBI?
>>19626462But enough about "Total Depravity" holier than thou idealism
for me, it's metatron
>>19626342Islam is the Michaels. Eastern Rite Orthodoxy can be the second Michaels though.
>>19625816The entirety of Christianity is the Jannetty to Based Judaism
>>19625816the jewish religion that focuses on beta concepts like humility is the jannetty m'fraid
>>19626545Sad but true
>>19626428based sophia enjoyer
the original jannetty
>>19625816Why didn't Ghostetty get a push? God, the patriarchs, the judges, a bunch of schizo prophets, Jesus, and the apostles all got a run with the strap but we don't even get a single paragraph talking about the Holy Spirit.
Imagine being such a bitchmade coward that you can't face the reality of a meaningless existence alone, that you latch on to one of the thousands of religions that have ever existed.
Sonnetty, since Jesus is a false prophet
>>19630097Afraid so.
