Alright let's start. LEON KENNEDY. *sips sprite*He's originally booked as this young babyface that goes to his day at work as a police officer and something crazy happens. He has to deal with a bunch of zombies a police boss who is not normal and some kind of strange laboratory run by some dipshit scientist *coughs* who looks like a walking yeast infection. Okay I can believe something weird might happen once.This guy is a regular person but then he completely changes and becomes like a secret agent, like James Bond but with a really silly looking haircut a bowl cut I mean James Bond, with a bowl cut but now he is suplexing villagers, dodging lasers and cracking one liners like he is trying out for Die Hard 6. The games want me to believe this man is a government agent. But the man is not a government agent the man is a walking Hot Topic poster. This man has plot armor that's thicker than Vince Russos skull was, in 1999. The plot armor of this man is really thick.Every time Leon flips backwards off a motorcycle the people who write the show are sitting in the back. They are yelling.“ISN’T HE COOL?! ISN’T HE COOL?!”No he is not cool he is a human who does things that're totally predictable. MUDSHOW OUTLAW SHIT
I bought the RE4 remake for myself during the holidays cause it was on sale hehehehehe :3
>>19631355I hope you had a fun time like I did anon ^_^
