ANIME BIRB EDITION!!!On the special Stranger Things x RAW episode, we were treated to a fantastic match as /ourbirb/ officially welcomed Liv back to the ring after being out of action for a long while. What an honor! We saw some awesome moves, and indeed, lots of strange things occurred during this episode! They also showed an emotional Lyra in a teaser for the upcoming WWE Unreal Season 2! What a fantastic way to start the new year, and it's only just beginning! Stay tuned as we see what 2026 has in store for our favorite birb!Previous: >>19576739Quick highlight from Raw: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOGAc-iiEI0Watch the CVV interview here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGyK-wmlCXs&t Celebratory Tyra reunion edit: https://files.catbox.moe/4cqbxb.mp4Socials:https://x.com/Real_Valkyria/https://www.instagram.com/real_valkyria/
Hopping over the haters!
wait a minute.iyo got a gigapop, won her match, and is now a champion.while lyra did her entrance in the background of a taco theater backstage segment, had a bad match, wrestled in silence, and jobbed clean as a whistle?this is all true? i was told this was true.if this is true, this is KWABOTY material for lyra.
Less than a minute and he's already seething because Lyra's pop was so huge it could be heard all the way backstage. Holy kwaboly!
>>19632982>Less than a minute and he's already seethingEveryone is noticing this.
Greetings from the sporadic babycakes generalJust came here to laugh at you!
>>19632982Jej!
>>19633083Just imagine a grown man obsessively refreshing the 'log so he can seethe about a wrestler that doesn't know he exists the moment a new thread gets posted. Kek, what a self burial!
Is Lyra, dare I say it... kawaii?
mfw big time bex will feud with lyra again
>>19632976*sniff*
>>19633005>Liv "the athlete" Morgan built like fucking Goldberg for women>Lyra "the Hog' valkyria built like a pig giving birth Amazing picture.
>>19633900>Liv's suplex in perfect formBitch is the next Kurt Angle
lol what a crying jobber bitch
>>19633987So many are saying this.
>>19633987Gay people are saying this.
I bet Bayley hugged her and made her feel better when she was sad.
>>19634336this but a passionate, hour long make out session instead of a hug
>>19634465Tatum...
>>19632973yo this is cute
>>19634455kek
>>19635324Nice hair.
>>19634465bonk
Bad people are bullying Lyra
>>19635566I can tell this guy is fat. He’s still seething that Brock isn’t getting pushed.
>>19635582A rolling lardass
>>19635566>le good old days maymay
>>19635660..is she calling Bayley an old hag
>>19635686Is she not?
>>19635566>having a take on someone's behavior that appears for literally less than half a second in a trailer with no context>I know how all the women acted backstage 20+ years agoLook I'm willing to dunk on theatre kids as much as the next neckbeard, but my god this is such a shit take. Women cry over everything in any era of human history. Even the fitness model era was boo-hooing when there was a five-six year gap in women's matches on Summerslam (unless you count Diva Dodgeball as a match, which they absolutely bitched about).
>>19635739There was a thread a couple days ago about Torrie Wilson being in tears from one of the bikini or bra & panties matches too so it's not even accurate.
:(
>names themselves Lisa>types like a man, uses /v/esque phrasing and buzzwords>glorifies wrestling cards that have no women matches>Raw and Smackdown gamethreads have a dedicated tranny trying to split threads because xe hates women's wrestlingDid we accidentally stumble upon that guy's twitter account?
>>19635978The main Lyra hater? Pretty sure he got exposed not too long ago.
>>19635998No, I mean an unrelated one, the one that does these kinds of threads during shows:>>19629506 Like you know how there's always someone posting gamethreads with "WOMEN DON"T BELONG IN WRESTLING" or something along those lines in the title?
>>19636048That whole account is dedicated to hating women's wrestling. You might be onto something.
>>19635716Who is Lyra's trainer? She is so good.
>>19636208FINN.
>>19636578Based Finnerman!
>>19636489>Lyra about to cop a feelShe's just like me :)
>>19636819Kek
Lyra Valkyria is cute and I WILL have sex with her.
>>19637878Tatum..
>>19637878Bayley…
>>19637878Liv?!
>>19632973cute sign
>>19637878LJ...
Lyra is for spanking!
>>19639235rude desu
>>19639235Liv and Lyra would be dimes. Liv trying to make Lyra into a rabid cocky bitch.
>>19639565And Lyra trying to introduce some nerdiness into Liv's life
>>19639666It’ll be like the Tiffany and Fallon situation.
>>19639235SPANKING!
>>19639678I missed that, is Fallon a nerdy gal?
Tater got her revenge today! Call up incoming?
>>19639796No I mean one girl trying to get another to do something that’s the opposite. Fallon made Tiffany work on a ranch.
>>19639937>Fallon made Tiffany work on a ranch.Wait that sounds kino. Like that ad with Priest herding sheep in Scotland way back.
>>19640011Austin "Mourning Woods" Creed does have a point. Pearce just keeps the best talent down.
https://x.com/WrestlingStyleX/status/2008541852853826009
>>19640278
Soon.
>>19640764WWE Unreal?
>>19632973
as the late great nelly furtado once said:>im like a birb >im finna fly away
>>19640826lowkey banger
>>19640799
what's your favorite move Birb uses?
>>19641363She sometimes pulls out this one and makes it look so smooth.
>>19641363
Rumors say they locked the Lyra hater (singular) in there so he'd feel more comfortable while they're taking him to his people (gay men like him)
She needs to sandbag
>>19642207love this one
>>19641726She needs to get slimed
>>19642848We don’t do that here.
>>19643238uhhh hello, cringe department???
>>19644184Cute sweater, btw.
>>19635324gotta find the Kabuki sign to compare
>>19641726She needs to get blacked
>>19644669Not even in your dreams. She dates white guys.
>>19644798True
birb
>>19646388Cute
They have their own students.
>>19635566Not only that guy is a fag aew tranny, but he is using the good name of Aerith in his shitty account.
>>19635978Fraid soWe found our shitposter anti-women schizo
>>19646615Looks like we gotta hit him with the good old Omnislash.
>>19646388adorable
>>19646530deep lore
Wrestling is anime
>>19647010These are both very high quality signs.
>>19647010I like Lyras bewildered face more but Asuka screaming is higher quality.
Just got outta jail today. I threw a Birbarion concert in the trailer park and things got a little rowdy. Some asshole caught a shoot nightwing for telling me to sing something not about Lyra. You don't tell the Birbarion what to do. I will attack you. I don't care about going to jail.
>>19647100Kek based.
She’s so funny bros https://x.com/Real_Valkyria/status/2009114904578474397
>>19647276I wonder if she was like this during her woke queen era kek
>>19647100Damn fucking right. Fuck 'em
The thing is, even if Lyra and Bayley get a title shot now, they're just gonna job. With fresh champions they're not going to lose for a good while.
...or will they?
