Promo's fucking awful or are you scared that "Here comes... the pressure." ?https://x.com/i/status/2008369816353063278
>>19637274Is that what he says when he sticks his finger up his arse?
>>19637274jesus fucking christi know we like to joke around here buti genuinely do not know how e-drones can sit through this shit every week
>>19637274How is it that Logan Paul seems more comfortable than all of the vision (except Pauly, of course) combined?
wwe fucking sucks
>>19637274He should’ve just threatened to call HR, that would’ve made it an epic promo!
>>19637288Because he's the obvious Michaels of the group.
>>19637274Logan Paul aura farmed tf out of this bum
>>19637288Logan Paul is already rich and famous, there is 0 pressure on him. If he fails in WWE, who gives a shit.these other guys do not feel like that
>>19637274theory has a somali bulb head, he never should have shaved
>>19637274I get it now, this guy is WWE's Daniel Garcia
>>19637292he should've started a therapy chant
>>19637296Fag
>>19637274Theory reminds me of those genetic interchangeable body guys in the mid 2000s that never drew a dime that Vince was obsessed with
>>19637330the difference is we have video evidence of Theory being gaywith Garcia we just assume he's a fag
>>19637366Garcia isn't gay he's just a Joshi simp so it seems like that. It's just like Puerto Ricans.
>>19637274Logan Paul's 2 minute promo during commercials was the best part of the entire show.
>>19637366He's a total fag, those beady eyes fool nobody
>>19637355True. Austin Theory is a fag
>>19637274Why do you keep shilling this guy
>>19637366Once I saw him eat his own cumI knew he would never be over with me Fucking fag
>>19637451I can't get over that he named his twitter after his haircut
>>19637475Wow, really? He might actually be a shoot queer
>>19637274>"Here comes... the pressure."last thing his prostate heard
>>19637679
>>19637451I searched Twitter for that promo to post here so people can hear it. Don't know who he or why I should care, link is just for the video, not who posted it.
>>19637288He’s got the callouses and zero-fucks-given attitude from a lifetime of being in front of a camera and being both loved and hated at maximum volume. Nothing rattles him. And if he does flub a line, he knows how to play it off and keep it moving. He may go down as the best promo cutter in WWE history. Only thing standing in his way will be the creativity, the words, and worthy adversaries.
>Here comes... the prostate
>>19637274he sucks
>>19637274He rocks
>>19637679Fucking Kek I like Austin but damn
>>19637274Unreal that they paired him with Logan there as if to intentionally emphasize the contrast by example of what a good and bad promo is. One just shoots from the top of his head, the other just reads lines.
>>19637288Logan is honestly dimes, people just need to get over the fact he's a shitty person because let's face it, there's a lot of great wrestlers who aren't great people
>>19637366i don't think that's theory
>>19637640he's faggot, maybe.
>>19637288>How is it that Logan Paul seems more comfortable than all of the vision (except Pauly, of course) combined?You took the words out of my mouth after watching that. I just watched that too. I missed it last night. That was bad. How Logan Paul lookin' the best out of everyone in that stable except Paul Heyman? And even Paul Heyman's a fat old fuck.
>>19639223Wrestling fans are virtual signaling fags now for the most part They’re the kind of people to complain about the crowd booing or reacting to Logan Paul because they want him to get no reaction Or when a match of his is happening, make a point to say that they’re slipping it He perpetually works the marks in and out of the ring
I think theory would have been better off turning face and feuding with waller than this
>>19640085>How Logan Paul lookin' the best out of everyone in that stable
>>19640133>>19637288>>19637376>>19639204Good morning sir!
>>19640522Doesn't make his promo any better...
>>19640140I feel like the play is to eventually have Theory be the one that turns face in the group and fucks over the others.
>>19637274Another fumble
>>19637274Look at those prey eyes. Those lips. Is he glamming us?
