Phil Brooks being the biggest bootlicker in the industry in big 2026 is crazy. Worse than Seff even.
>>19642796Punk already spitting on it & doing tricks on it
and this is why he keeps getting hurt and bloated cause he wants to be a stooge
>>19642796>*punk exists*>obese smarks pretend to hate him while following cm punk news 24/7 and seethinglol
I wish people defended Buddy like this.
>AEWtits still seething he's not with their pissant company anymore
>>19642796Damn that concussion fried his brain lmao
>>19642819he could never hack it in a serious corporate job but wwe employs road dogg so it could work
>>19642835>Ryback?? That guy was AMAZING. One of my favorite opponents ever!
I mean, Jay is more over and more popular than anyone in AEW, which means he's also a better worker than anyone in AEW.
>>19642796Jey is great but he just isn't "top guy, can go out and cut a promo every week by himself and still seem interesting" great but you can count on one hand wrestlers from the current gen who are at that level
>>19642892He’s literally a move merch guy. Have him wake crowds up but good god please don’t put him in main events or on the mic.
>>19642892he won the lottery on a meme, everything about him screams midcardseems like a cool dude otherwise, id have beers with him any day
>>19642877this do be true. but also grim
>>19642796Holy shit Phil, I know you have to put over you co-workers or suffer Noseman's wrath, but you don't shower in praise a guy you were liberally handing out receipts throughout the course of a match without sounding faker than fake.
>>19642913Would you? Jesus Zack.
>>19642796Punk is a typical performative "liberal" male. He will go out of his way to praise non-whites when in reality he will kick the same brown person in the head in the ring like a plantation owner when they do not do want he wants lol.
>>19642796He wants that NXT job so bad, goddamn
>>19643066Punk's not going to NXT. He no longer wants it, he only pretended to want the NXT job currently held by Shawn Michaels because Punk only went there for Cora Jade and Roxanne Perez. ever since Cora got released and Roxanne got called up to the main roster, Punk stopped going to NXT, coincidentally because Roxanne's boyfriend is there.
>>19642995i like punk as a wrestler but as a person he's so annoying. funny thing about these types is that they're often pretty racist themselves and hold stereotypical views. they're just not open about it.
>>19643119He's too old school minded to be of any use to that place with what they're going for. Might be able to wing it as a Michael Hayes type if he managed to stay sane.
>>19642796Jey Uso is a lame bum that gets over with a catchphrase from 2014 vines while ripping off the DMX ruff ryders arm wave. On top of having negative in ring psychology
>>19642877>I mean, Jay is more over and more popular than anyone in AEW,he's a wwe guy what does aew have to do with your autism
>>19643120Didn’t him and Jew Cabana sexually abuse some women in the indies? Wonder what skeletons Uncle Phil is hiding behind the closet
there's only three things Jey Uso really needs to work on, in my honest opinion:> 1: Jey still needs to work on his promos without taking so much pause breaks and oversaying YEET all the time, especially when he's without Jimmy by his side giving him pointers and directions.> 2: Jey needs to go to the gym and improve his physical conditioning so that he can get himself a better ripped 40-something year old body instead of looking like a couch potato.and> 3: Jey also needs to change his fucking diet, like 80 percent to 100 percent of his diet fucking sucks. out of Rikishi's three sons, Jey has the worst diet, it's worse than Jimmy's bad diet. Solo Sikoa has the best diet out of all of Rikishi's kids, better than his twin brothers diets.that's all Jey really needs to work on, because at the end of the day, wrestling is just a TV show, not a Big Four pro sport like NBA, NFL, MLB and NHL.
his domestication should be studied
>>19643175Yup, they bragged about it on a RF interview. Ring girl. Now, they didn't outright say they were molesting her, but they did call her a ring rat and Phil admitted to being physically abusive when she was getting "out of line".
>>19643308100% correct
>>19642796>zero (0) lies detected in Punk's statementThey hated him for speaking the truth.
He's angling for a job where he can hide his embarrassing torso in a 3 piece suit. Unfortunately for him, everyone remembers his decades of being a PITA loose cannon bridge burning retard.
>>19643308He's completely right on this one though. Why do you retards get mad because the lies that daddy Meltzer sold you weren't real? It baffles me.
>>19643445Dave never said he'd be there
>>19643308He’s right here, you can’t pay me to be hyped for Chris Jericho in the year of our lord 2026
>>19642796>standing up for your fellow employees is bootlicking
>>19643308>and then I look on Twitter and wrestling journalist 345678910 reports
>nooo people can’t change
>>19643308he literally described /pw/, wrestling "journalism" killed this board
>>19643465In what way that is a promise of anything? If I say that we're gonna burn it down tomorrow at my birthday party, am I promising that Seth Rollins will be there?
>>19643956Why obviously tease something that is not going to happen? Or do you think it was just a "coincidence" that he used that phrase at a time when Jericho is speculated to return to WWE? E-drones, which includes Punk now apparently, are completely disingenuous. Its amazing too because the people who own and run WWE have nothing but contempt for you.
>>19643308That's my GOAT. Repeating exactly what his haters say verbatim to piss them off even more.
>>19644020That's the company line. You can't trust anyone outside of the cult. Meanwhile Punk leaks shit more than anyone. I gotta give him credit where it's due though, he's 100X better at this kinda shit than Paul
>>19644020Answer the question retard. In what way that is a promise of anything?
>>19642860He has at least an agent slot booked for him, guaranteed.
You don't know what "bootlicker" means.
>ITT: faggots who were cheering Yeetman getting kicked in the head over a botched spot are now flashing Phil's cum stains on their backs in praise for their idol's fake praiseYou fuckers just won't stop strangling the life out of wrestling until it's a shriveled, purple corpse in a ditch will you?
