BIG DAVE FROM THE TOP ROPE
>>19643916antismarks gassed themselves up so much they themselves became smarks, and the most insufferable fucking version of them at that
>>19643916Reminder Dave thought Tana should've won his last match because he wasn't smart enough to understand the incredibly basic storyWhat he thinks constitutes a good match means jack shit
>>19643916WWE is garbage
>>19643936they should have listened
>>19643916lil dave crying like a worked bitch yet again
>>19643916according to dave: good matches = matches with most flips
>>19643941Dave is a massive Tanahashi fanboy
>>19643978both are fans of young boys as well
>>19644000we dont project here
>>19643916say what you will about big dave, but he is a twitter assasin
>>19643916Pro wrestling isn't about wrestling and the matches that the likes of Dave call "good" fucking suck in reality.
>>19644012he's not a very sporting fellowdunking on e-pigs is no more difficult than beating up toddlers
5 star fit Dave wins again YEEEEESSSHHHH
>>19644014When has he ever claimed to be "in touch"? This shit makes no sense
>>19644014>piggiEs are childrenwell, they're a danger to them at least
>>19643916All true. Unfortunately, the wrestling he likes is trash
>>19644031>When has he ever claimed to be "in touch"?Always. He claims his star ratings are objectively accurate. Although when anybody challenge them he uses the "they're only my subjective opinion, goy!" defense kek
>>19643916Big Dave don't miss
>>19643941this, good matches are great, you can have good matches to have good matches, problem is dave's taste is shithe watched wk20 and instead of taking away the obvious that it's still head-and-shoulders the best pro wrestling on the planet because of it's proper pacing he complained it was too slow because there wasnt enough flips for his senile old retard brain
>>19644076He started doing the ratings to hook up tape traders, how is that being in touch? They're ratings meant for consumption by hardcore wrestling fans not WWE marks.
>>19644100>by hardcore wrestling fansHardcore wrestling fan hereDave's a tasteless faggot
>>19644122then you're the first hardcore wrestling fan i've chatted with that thinks he's a tasteless faggot so good for you
>>19644152Have you ever tried chatting to people outside of the gay retard association?
>>19644172I'm trying to but you keep replying
>>19644177kek based cooked my stanky ass
He's the wrestling equivalent of a porn addict. He's watched so much wrestling that he no longer reacts to it the proper way and can only get off from extreme acts.Dave Meltzer is the kind of person who will open a 30 minute video, skip to the last two minutes to see the climax then close it and open another one
>>19644220You seem to think a lot about porn, you must be a NXT mark
>>19643916>Good tasting foodHe has such a way with words
>>19644585he tries to use simple examples so obese e-tards can understand (they still dont)
>>19643941hogan vs rock was five stars irl
>>19644220>Dave Meltzer is the kind of person who will open a 30 minute video, skip to the last two minutes to see the climax then close it and open another oneIsn't that how youre supposed to view porn?
