It's The First Dynamite Of The New Year With Jim Ross Back On Commentary!...AEW Dynamite live TONIGHT! from BOK Center in Tulsa, OK8/7pm CT on TBS & HBO MAX!>AEW World Champion MJF Appears Live in Tulsa!>Hangman Adam Page & Swerve Strickland vs. The Opps in a Lights Out Match>AEW Continental Champion Jon Moxley vs. Shelton Benjamin in an AEW Continental Championship Eliminator Match>ROH World Champion Bandido vs. ROH Tag Team Champion Sammy Guevara>Timeless Toni Storm vs. The Problem Marina Shafir>Jungle Jack Perry & Jetspeed vs. The Demand>New TBS Champion Willow Nightingale Live Celebration!>Jim Ross Returns to AEW!>And More!** 38 Days Out From Grand Slam Australia **** 67 Days Out From Revolution **
>>19646028OP YOU ARE FUCKING LYING AGAINTHESE NOT GAMETHRAD 4IT IS ONLY GAMETHRAD 3 NOT GAMETHREAD 4 YOU FUCKING LYING BASTAED
sick flip
I always mark out for this ref kek
>stranger things raw
>>19646028if the jags beat the bills only then is HHH KWABOTY
>>19646046Jags are going to the superbowl
>>19646044>>>/mlp/
>>19646045no eleven?oh, well that's unfortuante... but... but surely big dimes steve showed up, right? right???
>>19646046
"we will be back" how did he know they were going to commercial???
My dinnerSmoked salmon and eggs ans sour cream
let’s discuss harley cameron
>>19646045That's a man.
>>19646057tony is going to win nfl executive of the yearfirst ever to do it while also winning booker of the yearpunching his ticket to the HOF pretty much
Andrade transcends factions
>>19646055e drones cant even count to eleven bruh why would she be thereand no steve, they couldnt even get derek
>>19646063I would like to have sexual relations with her cleavage, if you drift my catch.
we need to skip more gamethreads. we need people to believe there are more than 4 of us watching this
my caretaker just knocked over my fucking bedpan when he brought me my hot chocolate
>>19646072is kyle even with united empire anymore?
>>19646062You have a sour cream bottle?
if anyone gives a shit it currently says "we will be right back" on hbomax I wanted to see what it was like first time watching it though that
>>19646028>look at time>In Progress: ROH World Champion Bandido vs. ROH Tag Team Champion Sammy GuevaraStill to come>AEW World Champion MJF Appears Live in Tulsa!>Timeless Toni Storm vs. The Problem Marina Shafir>Hangman Adam Page & Swerve Strickland vs. The Opps in a Lights Out MatchEither MJF is speedrunning his appearance or something goofy is happening in that women's match.
>>19646072Considering UE can't move on from Ospreay, as far as I see they only exist to fly the flag when he wins the AEW world championship.
>>19646086Daisy sells sour cream in a squeeze bottle
>ma-tour
>>19646078>my caretakerWtf? >>19646086Yes its a squirtbottle
>>19646077im only hate watching and checking ig
we wasting a bandito match on this sammy nigga
>>19646076Harley is made for oily boob jobs
>>19646045Why are you talking about WWE in an AEW gamethread?
>>19646063harley's beauty makes me melancholic in a way i havent felt in years. it's not her fault it's mine. and i have to deal with that.
Tony Khan is made for oily butt jobs
>>19646063TOO talented to be taking bumps wrestling
>YOU STILL SUCKkek good chant. admits that it was impressive but still giving heat
>>19646115That's how I feel about Anna Jay
>>19646115she’s genuinely wife material
If supposedly aew is doing bad, how the fuck they can pay those exorbitant wages to the talent? Serious question
I forgot that Sammy has talent
broken nose?
The 21plex is a STUPID move
Justified this is awesome chants
>>19646127Tony Khan is a billionaire
RIPBOZO
Jim Cornet absolutely destroyed all pettie wrestling on his latest show lmdao
>>19646124Is Anna a better or worse wrestler than Julia?
>>19646127a spoiled child pays them
Justified "This is awesome" chants for the Mexican and the Cuban. Thank you all for watching AEW Dynamite RIGHT NOW!
>>19646127Bro. Tony's dad is a multi-billionaire. This shit is just pocket change to him.
based The 21plex is a STUPID move posterit is fucking retarded
Punishing a flippy attempt to finish is always kino
>>19646124>>19646125aew women are so fucking hot
bah gawd and unmasked serpentico
>>19646142Anna Jay is Ric Flair next to Julia
>>19646136i agree, it looks terrible. also bandido looks 10x better in white
>mjf
>>19646142It's flipped a couple times.Julia is really fucking bad right now so probably.
>>19646125@grok add a blacked bra to this image
based jon cruz on TV in 2026
>>19646125her perfection, and not just from a physical standpoint, is just an unfair reminder of my complete inadequacy. strange feeling to have about a stranger, especially after believing i'd come to terms with that a long time ago. but here we are. goon and move on, i suppose.
Buddy’s first win was against serpentico.
>>19646127>if a private jet has a lot of upkeep how can a billionaire afford to fly in it?
MJF's hair gives me uncanny valley vibes
max is one of the good ones
a german pretending to be a mexican is more popular in mexico than you....what did he mean by that?
Why do AEW fans threaten to murder tony khan when he makes a booking mistake? What a psychotic fanbase..m
>Jonathan CruzAssistant bros...
Tony is pushing Harley because he mad Anna Jay is leaving
>>19646164Bro talk to a woman before you go postal.
samoe schmoe
>>19646164Get a clue ya dumb mark
>>19646178>Jose fired>Alex Abrahantes firedI don't think Cruz is long for this company...
>mjf promoMUTED
fly over ahh state
>>19646045>AEW game thread>Whine about WWErent free
MJF's new hair looks weird man
I think that, it's sad that aew will never have kino like these
Lel what sign just got taken away?
>>19646184Jon Cruz will be fine, I dunno about Ben Dejo tho
>Sign Guy is still aliveAnd he only goes to AEW shows
this match is gonna cook, max has crazy chemistry with luchadores
>>19646193I think it was MJF blows goats
EL STUPIDO SON OF A BITCHO
>I can speak englishlmao
Imagine the smell and sight of MJF's hairy, coily, gefilte fish, latka, matza ball filled, gooey slimey jewish logs of shit
lol bandido
One would imagine that a billionaire wants to make money out of his business right?
>>19646201yes along with "and I have proof"
>gets booed as unmasked heel manager during the live show>gets pops as a mega jobber during the ROH tapingsWould be based
kek he got cruz good with that shot
>I CANNA SPEEK-ED INGLESHWhat did he mean by this?
Kek, it's true!XD
hot segment
This is the exact story that Jericho had with Bandito. MJF is washed.
STUPID MOVE
>>19646192El Grande Americano invading CMLL would be dimes
21plex fucking SHATTERS kayfabe
>>19646212i'm guessing tony cares about as much about that as i do making money on my throw away nfl prop betscrazy he still has turned the company profitable despite that
TONI
not sure if bandito will make it as a main eventer but he 100% should he's mexicos kenny omega / will ospreay currently
>>19646216>haha me agarraste hermano!!
you just know it took every fiber of MJF's being not to make an ICE joke tonight
Why did the jew just stand around presenting his ass for like 30 seconds? Is he stupid?
Why does he do that stupid move as a finisher
Toni Time
>>19646214should have had a cruz vs serpentico angle on Dark
i love AEW so much
kek
Great night so far.
>>19646240me 2
Finishers that require the receiver to get in a contrived position are dumb
>>19646242Delete this
>>19646227if he wanted to sell wwe would pay 2 billion for ityou can laugh at this but they're that worked and it would give them a monopoly again
DAVID BIXENSPAN SPOTTED IN CROWDBASED
raw was so bad i decided to try aew...i might be done with wrestling. its so ass bros
>>19646240Same
Finna dip my wick b*lls deep into my new 33 lbs torso fuck doll and nut in her asshole
TONI :D
Based Brody video package
>>19646254I'm giving it a try too and I'm mixed on it but I've seen a few cool things tonight
>>19646254the mainevent should be violent kino at least
>toni cringe storm>>19646257How do you hide that from your friends/family/roomates?
Yeah stick to barking man
Do you think Luther has to wash Toni's tights?
Brody King sings for a hardcore band?They should have been using this material for years. Wtf Tony?
>>19646253Harley gave him her number when she was leaving the ring
Brody King is a faggot.
>>19646249yepwith the media deal alone though, and the production infrastructure they've built, i imagine if they went for sale a lot of companies would be willing to pay something like that>>19646253bixenGOD
What does Luther do behind the scenes? He can't be just some bald guy hired to follow Tony...
>>19646240me again i’m trans and disabled btw
i want to kiss toni on the nose
Mmmmm pure strikes
>>19646246619 can be plausible why they would stay with their neck on the rope... but that finisher is so stupid.
I was just gonna ask where Brody was.That was a sick video. But fuck straight edge hardcore.
>>19646268YesMina's too
Maybe the buddyfag was right.
I think that, its so stupid how AEW fans going criticize WWE for having old people but AEW commentary team is way WAY older then WWE commentary is so you are all just fucking hypocrites how are you going justify that?
>>19646273Hes a long time friend of Chris Jericho.
nips status?
Marina is exclusively for feetchads
>>19646262>>19646254Assuming you're being genuine, you picked a bad week to watch for the first time because this time of year is typically pretty dead and boring for AEW. The next PPV isn't until March so there's going to be a lot of filler until then.
smelly Marina feet
>Toni, tickle Mariana's feet with this>has a shoot featherDidn't know Sign Guy got down like that.
toni and marina would have crazy lesbian sex
>marina FEET
>>19646272and they'd get a better media deal than tony can get by selling it as the wwe dynamite brand and the 3rd main roster show
Shafir's back is shredded
>>19646283The duality of man
Boring womeme shitPost funny videos
>>19646273he protects aew from the supernaturalhttps://www.youtube.com/@LuthersWorldOf
>getting choked out by marina shafir while serena deeb crushes your testicles with repeated blows from the deeb's dojo flagpole
>>19646273He has a youtube channel where he visits haunted places
>>19646283We regularly shit on the commentary moron
>Shafir will never loudly piss in front of you, step in it and then squish them against your face
>>19646295Weren't you exposed as a pedophile? Why are you still posting here like nothing happened?
>footfags in the audience
>>19646264I put her in a concealed bag and put her in my closet she only comes out when nobody is home or asleep
>>19646305
>>19646287and Nipchads
>>19646305I want to chew on Deeb's leathery clit
>>19646307we really need to get a look at those bare diamond cutters
>>19646313Ok bro
>>19646314it must bother you so bad nobody ever backs you up on this and ignores you every week. lmao
>>19646288Moxley and Benjamin was cool, I loved the Willow segment, Bandido vs Sammy was pretty solid, I liked the bit after it with MJF, Thekla promo was okay but I was distracted by the two hottest in the back. Overall pretty solid so far, I might be back to watch more next week if it ends strong
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODSDELETE THAT POST WTF IS WRONG WITH DRONES BRUH
>>19646313At work we’ve got two unisex bathrooms right next to each other at the end of a short hallway. One time a woman went into the stall beside mine, and I could hear her pissing through the wall it was that strong. It sounded like she was frying chicken. Kinda hot
where my tokyo tiddies at tonedog
>>19646332>>19646254>>19646262Youre fucking traitor faggotsDon't ever show your face in WWE gamethreads ever againFucking losers
>>19646332Hotties*
Marina's not getting any heat
>>19646332Go fuck yourself you piece of shit
>>19646350You deaf?
>>19646343I was watching mostly for JR, I miss him and Lawler on WWE commentary
>>19646343noo please!!! i need to watch ghoulia on tv for 3 minutes once a week. i promise ill never watch gayew ever again!
>Toni getting kicked in the face
>Toni and OC mentioned againIs Mina going to turn jealous heel so they can try to redo the Mariah story?
>>19646306and he produces it to look like old aged low res VHS quality footage to resemble 70s/80s paranormal TV like Mysteries of the Universe & In Search Of.
>>19646332turncoat faggot fuck you and aew
>actually calling an interrupted pin as a DQUnexpectedly based
Must be one heck of an overrun coming
i think that's the first time i've ever seen a ref call a match for interference in aewim shook bros
Mina is made for jiggling
a very boo-centric episode of Dynamite
Toni is the closest thing we ever had to a female Hogan. It's in 2020s AEW but even Hogan himself called it
bah gawd marina just spit on her husband!!
>>19646373*boob
>>19646332Don't fucking watch gayEW
>Jon Moxley is babyface>Death Riders are heel
>>19646304>>19646306>>19646363he needs to do After Dark Radio. Alvarez's parnormal show he does on the side
I really thought Luther was gonna get GOT there
So this is the pockets I hear so much about
>Orange coping a feel on Mina
lel
I can’t believe orange cassidy is gonna have a threesome with toni and mina, what a fucking chad.
>>19646380They're gonna turn on him
>>19646375Hogan putting Toni over before death was good business
>Mina keeping one hand over her titI understand...but I'm not happy about it
i like conglomeration vs death riders but they still need to turn on mox and kick him out first
what a fucking pimp
Dammit I thought that was the main eventI have to hate watch 30 more minutes of this gay shit don't II'm hungry...
oc is gigachad
>>19646392TWO WEEKS!
>>19646380The takeover is still on.
Orange has a handful of Mina tit.And she's okay with it.......
Who would've thought Orange Cassidy would take the hardcore mantle from Tommy Dreamer?
>>19646389pockets has been redeemed
>>19646278Yeah especially the way Rey sets it up with the kick to the back. 21plex is just retarded because they’re holding the ropes and bent over. That makes no fucking sense
Toni & Mina getting that Citrus after the show
hobbs is going to murder that geek swerve
>>19646398What is this expression ment to convey?
>>19646398>ywn juice mina
>>19646398>hand on Mina's boobwho knew Pockets was such a giga chad?
Not gonna lie Where Is My Mind playing during that segment was kino
Buddy lost to OJ Cassidy.
I think that, AEW never going have moments like these cuz they don't have big moments no loyal fans no history
>>19646398Isn’t he gay
>>19646413mmmmmmmm
>>19646398Mina was very okay with that
What was the last lights out match?
>>19646415please cut the camera so i can remove this freaks hand away from my tit, trust me i know the look of disgust
>>19646375It's the best pure gimmick in almost 30 years, of course the Hulkster dug it.
OC got the timeless love bombs ;)
>>19646426not anymore, mina's melons turned him straight
Orange is gonna get canceled for groping Mina, isn't he?
>>19646415asian women do not know how to be sexy or sensual at all
What does Pac's diet consist of?
AHM NOT HEEUH
>>19646435AEW is not a karen cancel fed
>>19646415considering the threesome
allen has another 2 weeks before pac gets injured again so he better act fast
>>19646437Purely roids and protein
LIL NIGGA CRASHING OUT!!
pac got that British villager vibe going on
>>19646437Newcastle broon ale
>babyface attacks heel from behind and threatens to injure himwho booked this shit?
they can technically kill each other
lights out was like 1 second lel
dahby allun
Do you guys get backstage attack segments like that often?
Honest question, why cant I get into anyone in AEW besides MJF, Fletcher, and Big Stoke? I really want to like it but I couldn't care less about literally anyone else.
>>19646448Polite way of saying orc
I choose to believe they actually scheduled this match to be "Lights Out" for when the show's about to end for kayfabe purposes even though I know damn well they just can't get their shit done in time.
>>19646437spotted dick
HOOK looks so fucking stupid with those high rise boots
Taz should be commentating this match
>>19646450pac literally attacked him cost him a match as well as beat him up multiple times, not really out of nowhere for darby to attack him
based mdickie tier booking
>>19646394He said Kenny doesn't need to fuck with WWE to be a legend too. Hate the man all you want but his instincts are excellent.
I'm pretty sure Hook and Hobbs are both Taz's kids
BASED BEER GUY
5 mins for main event
these niggas have AURA
>>19646462Still think he will shown as the head of the Opps Dojo
God I love Swerve new song
>>19646466>hogan comparing wwe to mcdonaldstop kek even he knew
>drinking alcohol on cameraMODS BAN HIM CHILDREN COULD BE WATCHING THIS
peepfag has very feminine hands
5 min for main EVENT LMFAO TONY CANT BOOK OR MAKE TIME THE GAY LITTLE BOTTOM BOY
>>19646455For me? It’s Buddy, Harley, PAC, Leila Gray, and Anna. The main eventers don’t do much for me. Briscoe and Oriley and Thekla are cool.
the fed debuted a temu swerve last week kek
>>19646487It is clearly going to go over
am quickly realising Nana just comes up with all his "dance moves" while driving in the car
Are we seriously doing this in the dark?
Uhh....why are they keeping the lights off? They've never done that before have they?
house show lighting
WE NEED A NEW THREAD NOW OP!!!!!!!
>>19646440pic unrelated
>>19646448While he doesn't have the same phenotype as her, your post reminded me of thisA real Anglo-Saxon peasant phenotype
should have realized how shit this looks during the willow segment
>Y-yes father! *wipe sweat* Those numbers are just wrong, father. *farts* The guy who typed those files is... *farts again* Disabled, yes-yes! It's actually 1,347,000 views! The guy just forgot to type the "1," that's all! Hahahahahaha! *farts louder* You know, Americans and DEI! Oh that, father?! Oh that's just a typo! It is in reality +77,000,000$ of net worth won! *draw a line on the - to make it a + and also draw a :) while sweating buckets* See, father?! No big deal, hahahahaha! *farts loudly* By the way, father do you have some change to spare? WWE meanies released new talents and I would like to hire them! Yes, father! They will being dimes! Yes, father, I will have a girlfriend soon! No, father I am not a dogwanker! *shits aggressively* Oh my, sorry father! I have a bad case! I must leave quickly, see you later! *run while farting and shitting out of stress*Shadid begin to wonder if Tony is just bullshitting him... But he found that :) very well drawn, so he scoffed this idea aside.
>>19646497i think in the past they turned them off then turned them back on as a symbolic thing
you don’t actually have to turn the lights off tony wtf buddy
>>19646497JR produced the main event
>it's actually lights outWell I'll be
the lights off thing is stupid. theyve done the shut off and turn back on beforebut not this.
this shit is kino holy shit THANK YOU TONEDAWG
What is Hangman and Swerve's team name?
>>19646502he beat up his girlfriend or something didnt he
and the lights are on again
>Turned lights onWhy?
>>19646457>turned them on right at 9:00 when the show is overWell I'll be damned...you win this one
whenever they're not fighting their opponents swerve and hangman should be fighting each other
This is fucking RETARDED!!!@!!@ WTF TONY
>>19646521Hanging Nigger.
wHY'D THEY TURN THE LIGHTS ON? tHIS ISN'T WHAT I WAS PROMISED.
>>19646525>Lights out matchCause whoever turns them off wins the match, duh
PURE STRIKES
TURN OFF THE LIGHTS YOU NIGGERS
>>19646525cause it looks like shit with the lights off and they’ve literally never done that before
The gay little bottom boy backed down over fan backlash and turned the lights back on LMFAOSpineless little worm LOOOL
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>>19646526Big brain Tonedawg
I'll give it to production, they tried to turn their shitty lights into an angle...
>>19646538You’ve gotta commit.
>>19646528stop baiting me
>>19646541Probably not needed
>>19646533actually you have to turn the light switch off on each post.
>>19646554>Four corners light switch match They need to be chained together now
NEWWWWWWWW>>19646536>>19646536>>19646536>>19646536>>19646536
>>19646527Also constant Nana dancing
Nipple staples
Hobbs is hitting hard
>>19646177They don't even know the difference between "your" and "you're". I don't anticipate them having the mental ability to correctly handle a gun without offing themselfs instead.
KWAB
JR had been alright tonight
Based Nana