What was MJF waiting for in that ass out pose?!
>>19647517
>>19647517Watch his canter in this webm. His lower hips are protruding and relaxing, a common sign of anal stimulation. I think MJF is gay, or at least bi-curious.
>>19647517gay
>>19647517>when is that retarded beaner going to suplex me what the fuck is he doing>it's cold in here>I wish I had my foreskin>my feet hurt
>>19647517looks like hogvert before asking his family to shove the wrestling figure up his bussy
>>19647517bro not even hiding the fact he’s a little jewy faggot that likes it up the rim atp
>>19647517The most retarded finisher set-up in the history of pro wrestling
>>19647517wow AEW actually found a more gayer version of the Del Rio wait a minutesher
>>19647738He needs to get the crowd excited for that anal action first.
>>19647517for bandido to do his move instead of aura farming
This guy kinda sucks
What a stupid set up for a finisher.
>>19647517Every time I see a clip from aew I can't help but think they are just trying to do a parody of wrestling. I think they genuinely must hate pro wrestling.
>>19647517how do you justify this in kayfabe?
You can't post videos of AEW wrestlers being shit wrestlers and failing at disguising their spots... you can only do that for WWE while calling for Shawn Michaels to be jailed!
>>19647517this is highly homoerotic, Nashian even
>>19647517Legit thought he was just baiting him in to setup some surprise reversal but nope.
>>19647867How is pro wrestling 101 a parody
>>19647517Wtf? Is this real?
MJF is smart enough to know how bad this looks, which suggests he did it on purpose.
>>19647961If you think this is pro wrestling 101 then you must've flunked the class
>>19647961The very first lesson they teach in pro wrestling 101 is "don't set up your opponent for a move and then leave him hanging for hours".
>>19647517>Three fucking perfect shots of MJF with his ass out waiting for a moveThey don't even try to pretend this shit isn't fake. At least WWE Unreal is a documentary series. This shit is the literal live product.
>>19648631As has been said many, many times before by many, many people, AEW is a parody of pro wrestling. And it doesn't even have the decency to be a good parody. It's a really fucking bad one.
Why not turn around a take another punch from your opponent and tumble towards the ropes again if it takes that long for him to set it up
>>19647517The 619 position could feel contrived but at least it made sense, slumped on the rope. What the fuck is MJF doing? Stand up or go down, at least to one knee.
>>19647517truly where the best wrestle!
>>19647530he shoot went to his prom with his gay friend.
>>19648639>a parody of pro wrestling. And it doesn't even have the decency to be a good parody. It's a really fucking bad one.
>>19648781This is the alternative, so yes
>>19647517This webm captures perfectly why modern wrestling is insufferable.If I was a kid and saw this on TV I'd go outside and never watch it again.
>>19648785>comparing Bron botching a sequence because he's retarded to badly coordinated intergender dance-fightingYou're embarrassing yourself
>>19648789not even close as bad
Modern wrestling is all about coming up with cool spots without taking into consideration how you’re going to get into position for it.
>>19648800>not even close as badGMSAAAR!
>>19648804worked
>>19648789>This is the alternative, so yes
>>19648799>no no no! a midcard comedy intergender match should be taken more seriously than the main event of the flagship show
>>19648785>>19648789Bro defends literally everything in AEW even the outrageously badYou’ve poisoned the well for any discussion at this point
>>19648789I’ve seen this so many times. Literally what the fuck were they trying to do here?Most actual video game shit I’ve ever seen in wrestling. Like two people were fucking around and randomly went for rebound strikes for no reason
>>19648785This is a botch. OP and what you’re responding to are the spots executed as intended, which makes them worse than a botch.
>>19648808This webm is symbolic of your attempts to defend AEW
>>19648817No, not really. Not at all, in fact. Wash your ass
>>19648814There was a spot on an indie show that went semi viral where two guys springboarded into each other. Logan Paul and ricochet ripped it off at the rumble too, but they at least got the timing right.
>>19648824Projection. You have a dirty ass. And are Indian.
>>19648814>Literally what the fuck were they trying to do here?Copy an AEW spot>>19648806>Low blows are gay because you touch the dude's junkincel logic
>>19648831>Copy an AEW spotthis spot has been already done before aew even existed lol
>>19648853GMS
>>19648791I was watching a tag match from 2005 with HHH/Cena versus Angle/Orton/Rey and it lasted about 8 minutes...There were no botches and it was actually entertaining cause everyone knew what they were doing.Today, wrestlers don't actually know what to do. Idk if it was the fact that Vince was very strict and benched people who clowned around in the ring, but this goes beyond both organizations. Wrestling is just terrible to watch in 2026. So predictable and an eye sore.
>>19648789>This is the alternativeNah NJPW clears both
>>19647517>insult the audience's intelligence for 8 seconds and completely miss the point of pro wrestling for a mediocre looking german
>>19649176>completely miss the point of pro wrestling for a mediocre looking germanBut enough about Cena tapping to Gunther
>>19649193..................what?
>>19647517Such a garbage finisher
>>19647517Was he trying to shit in the ring
>>19649176They grew up watching Del rio do that double stomp in wwe so they don’t know no better.
>>19648785Dude this is a legit botch.The OP WebM is a faggot waiting to take a move with his ass out and another faggot taking an hour to execute said move because he had to get all his shit in. Making both look like retards. I mean the whole point of having tv production in a tv show is to hide as much of this shit as possible so you get the illusion of realism. That is fucking wrestling production 101
>>19649193I legitimately want you to die you disingenuous fuck
>>19648808MJF is the fucking world champion idiot.
>>19649264oh yeah? whatcha gonna do bitch? suck my dick maybe?
>>19647517At least stagger or something to make it look less fake. I hate how niggas just wait for a spot completely motionless
>>19647517THIS. IS. WRESTLING.!!
>>19647748he cant stand doe
>>19649176How much intelligence do ya gotta have to buy a ticket to this show in the first place?
>>19649265He was responding to anon shitting his diaper about the Toni-OC clip you illiterate swine.
>>19649264Worked and Squealing
>>19648639Between this and her having a match where she shoved thumb tacks into her vagina I’m starting to think she’s not as good as people say she is.
>>19649504>shoved thumb tacks into her vaginaWhat? What would that accomplish? You can't show a vag bleeding on tv.
>>19649526But you can on ppv.
Sometimes I think the 619 has a retarded setup but it looks like the Citizen's Kane of wrestling move setups compared to this horseshit
>>19647517Hol' up I gotta get my shit in
>>19649574This might look passable with better camera work but it's still a retarded finisher
>>19647517>Presenting his ass for another man for at least 10 secondsJesus fucking christ, AEW.
>>19649574Hated this shit. I liked Swerve too while he was champion but this always pissed me off. Completely buries the guy having to lay there waiting to take the move. After like 7-8 seconds I'm getting up and walking away
>>19648789I never did understand what they were going for
>>19648639obese smarks will cheer for anything happening in a wrestling ring as long as it isn't wrestling
>>19647530Takes one to know
>>19648639AEW hiring and pushing Orange Cassidy was the canary in the coal mine for me. His gimmick is mocking kayfabe and taking a shit on suspension of disbelief just to pop insufferable smarks who cheer for Fourth Wall breaks even though that shit hasn't been funny since real kayfabe died.
>>19649606Swerve is probably the best guy on their roster with more than 3 years of career left in him but his big moves all fucking suck. The only decent finisher he's got is the House Call.
>>19650008AEW turned out to be the James Gunn fans of pro wrestling. All their shows are the same just like Gunn's movies are just the same shit over and over
>>19650036Everything Tennessee Williams did was about sex and poverty. Almost everything Scorcese did was about the mob.
>>19649574Do you have the one where I don't remember if it was Joe or Christian where they flip him off because they're mad he took forever to do the move?
>>19649193>>19649198Gunther is German (Austrian really) so yeah, get it?
>>19650554Don't have that but I do have poor Joe accepting his fate and getting himself into position.
>>19649597This! Anything over 5 seconds is officially gay!
>>19647517All that for a fuckin suplex
>>19650657Tony needs to cure his boners somehow.
>>19647517uh
Sloppy shop
>>19650764Lmfao
