Engineered and sculpted to creampie zoomette pussy.
>>19649849and pork wheels mom
based punk>"ALL female wrestlers are rats (whores). That's why we fuck with them. No one takes them serious"
>>19649849After slipping rape drugs in their drink.
>>19649860Maybe you’d like to repeat that statement in court?
>>19649849CM Phil learned a cheat code. You don't need a big dick if they have a fresh tight pussy.
>>19649849Balls deep.
>>19649860But enough about you trying to desperately fuck your sister
>>19649849Why do girls want to fuck this old out of shape guy so much???
>>19649849Punkbunnies know what’s up.
>>19649954>out of shapehow do the blind post on 4chan?
>>19649849Getting pumped up before heading down to Decadence and meet one of his heroes
>>19650091He's doing a body builder post but his body looks like shit. Literally all he has going for him is his bicep
>>19650115Post chin
>>19649849Being chummy with punk is a sure way to get pushed for new talent, he is known to have some sway, and it's common knowledge that he is slated to take over NXT from Shawn.
>>19650038Nose ring theory is real
>>19649860damn you talking about the ways you get some
>>19649904>>19649949>>19650152The real PDS is the retards who keep jerking off to Phil online.
>>19650038built for Punk cock
>>19650167this anon was built for punk cock
>>19650167Someone posting basic objective facts about Punk being attractive to Gen Z and Alpha girls makes you this angry. Have you ever stepped back and tried to think about why?
>>19650091My point is I thought girls liked dudes with somewhat toned and lean bodies, Punk is flabby and wrinkly, I don't get it
>>19649849>cums in iyo sky
>>19650263people here have the impression their ugly fat or flabby bodies are enough as long they "have uncut long dicks" and that is something you thought while being here? where do you think we are
>>19649849
>>19650167ThisGood thing I'm a SLAYHER chad
>>19649849having been around since the /asp/ days it's frankly bizarre how antismarks went from daily threads griping about phil to daily threads of sexual fantasies about phil once he drank the flavor aid
>>19649849he can get women of any age, any, 0 to 120
>buy starbucks gift cardsIt's that easy bros.
I shoot hate Punk
Poor AJ
>>19652227what did he do to you
>>19650252>objective factsWhere?
>>19650126Kek, I'm not a pro athlete. I'm not claiming to look amazing, but that's not my job. My body looks like Punk's with less fat around my stomach and slightly smaller arms, proportionally. My job doesn't require me to walk around shirtless all the time nor am I expected to look like a believable wrestler, though. And I don't have millions of dollars, or access to personal trainers and "special" doctors either. There really is no excuse for Punk to look like this other than sheer laziness.
>>19649849>>19649923>>19649946assuming this isn't all just the same guy, boys, what the fuck is the meme?
>>19650038She's going to regret her tattoos and piercings when she turns 40
>>19653592It's probably the same guy pushing this meme. It's part of the console war between WWE and AEW, with the intent to mock AEW fans by praising Punk. It's stupid and baseless. Wish we could stick to wrestling here, but most seem hellbent on making every thread a contest between WWE and AEW.
>>19650885We always supported Punk, newfag
>>19653591lots of words to admit you’re a dysgenic fat fuck who looks worse than a 50 year old man
>>19649849Why is he shirtless at a Colleen Ballinger show? I thought she was cancelled after trying to fuck a 13-year-old?
>>19653751Hmmmm. Very curious.
>>19649849Are you the retard freak that got himself banned from WWE meet and greets for making AI porn of himself with AJ Lee?
>>19649849>guy known for getting mad pussy gets pussy>this causes peedub to seethe and froth in denialWhat causes this? Derangement syndrome?
>>19653813It’s just typical PDS mixed with some resentment from incels when they watched their peers get picked up by confident millennial/Gen X chads.
>>19653828Maybe zoomers could grow a spine and learn to talk to girls instead of crying about us stealing their pussy.
>>19653909More for us.
>>19653938You're not getting pussy though. CM Punk is. Living through him doesn't get your dick wet.
>>19653948Whatever you say man.
>>19653967Yeah like I said. Punk is getting pussy and girls tweeting about him. You aren't.
>>19654009I guess the Vandy freshman that gagged on my cock last month was a figment of my imagination. Huh.
>>19649849And that’s on period.
>>19654044Yeah sure Punk is on some German pussy rn meanwhile you're avatarfagging living your life through another make, very gay behavior
>>19654044cooked him, lol
>>19649849Iyo is a millenial though
>>19654299Okay man.
>>19654370Punkbunnies stay winning.
>>19654446Always.
>>19653592It's pretty self-explanatory. Young women love Punk. We've all seen the image of Punk's little button on his fur coat.
>>19653749I am a 50 year old man, anon. And I'm obviously not fat since I just said my body looks similar to Punk but with less fat around my stomach.
>>19654370Yeah like I said he's getting pussy, you aren't
>>19654744If you say so.
>>19654044Killshot
>>19654044lol, real king shit
>>19654958This is impossible for them. I really don't understand how anyone can like CM Phil today. He's insufferable and can barely move. He lacks fire and comes across like a corporate sellout. Can't say he was special in AEW either. He waited far too long to come back, and his embarrassment in MMA probably killed his spirit. Punk was a breath of fresh air back when he joined WWE, the SES gimmick was fire, his feud with Jeff Hardy was one of the best feuds in the company after the RA era, his feud with Cena and the pipe bomb promo and holding the belt up, so many great moments. And that's not even going into his time with ROH. But Punk is a shell of himself and he has been since before he returned to pro wrestling with AEW.Cheering for Punk today is like cheering for The Dwayne.
>>19654370How can be he stopped?
>>19656526Zoomer “men” could grow a spine and keep us from taking and breeding their women. Somehow don’t see that happening, though.