Have you ever met your favorite wrestlers? I want to meet the Kabuki Warriors someday, the combined Kabuki aroma must be intoxicating.
>>19652039No, I’m not a retarded simp who will go into debt to meet their favorite bug
>>19652056Now this I pay for
Met big sexy not long ago
>>19652039Asuka looks soooo good here
It was a very emotional moment
>>19652220>Asuka saying no to the hugKWAB
>>19652220This guy didn't like Asuka and I hate him for it
>>19652255He was talking about their smell in an extremely creepy way and also how his hug with Kairi made her nipples hard
>>19652220I shoot think Kairi might have thought he was retarded.
>>19652039This looks like the Perth signing. Asuka is friendly, Kairi is friendlier. My impression was that she while small was very warm during the hugging photos and didn’t blanche at contact despite all the bare skin. Love those two, I hope they make millions.
>>19652208kek is that tupac shakur’s ex-wife frfr
>>19652276where was this info dropped? i’d love to read it
>>19652039What a chad
>>19652276I bet Asuka smells like wine and sex. A motherly aroma mixed with a Mommy musk.>>19652344In the /klub/ brother
>>19652344In /arrrr/ and Kabuki when they were in Perth. One of the ritards went to the meet and greet.
>>19652220Oh sweet the video
>>19652046probably BLESSED
>>19652039This guy also has a picture with Dom
i met unagi sayaka at marvelous coast super nice gave me a free photo and brought one of her shirts
>>19652475based>>19652521i’m jealous, any time i’ve been to one of her shows she’s had some friends working the desk. she’s last on my CosAn to-meet list
>>19652514Based
>>19652220That’ll be 5k plus convenience fees my good sir.
Why yes, I met the Glamour herself. Mariah May.
>>19652039Kabukichads look like this?!
>>19652513Yea I does
>>19652293Well she wouldn't be the first. I am a big time 'ritard>>19652049The 200 bucks for a meeting & greet would put you into debt?
>>19652833Sexy outfit. I reckon the ladies like to dish out a little fan service at the meet & greets
i met roxanne
>>19653119guy looks scared stiff by lil' chiquita
>>19653056what's up with your pants though?>>19652039why are there weird stains next to where Asuka's pockets are?
Met a few. Punk was a dick and wouldn’t bother with fans. Jericho was still doing his "I don’t talk" gimmick or whatever but was down for taking pics. Miz stayed in character and flipped everyone off. Pre-bogged Nattie and TJ were super nice and chatty.
>>19653295>Punk was a dick and wouldn’t bother with fans.Why am I not surprised. Actually, I bet he would care if you were a cute chick. >TJ Who?
>>19653029He looks like a supreme gentleman, if you catch my drift.
>>19652833respect for going full bald. looks great brother
>>19652039Met Mick Foley well before his severance of ties with WWE. It was at a local comic con. Gave him the nickname of the "Human Tank" since he had a superhuman resilience to pain. Had no idea about his deathmatch background at the time however. But he did show me what remained of his ear that got lost in Germany.
>>19652833To be honest, I've never found Mariah attractive so didn't get the hype, but she just worked me into a shoot here
>>19653119>I swear call me a cute gummy bear one time and see what I'll do to your unwashed ass.
>>19652049Why bugs? I asked this in another thread but I don't get it.
>>19652100mogged
>>19652039oh dear
>>19653988I think Roxy more of a dom than a sub
>>19652039didn't realize asuka was such a rebbie jackson fan
>>19652039Kairi's tan tummyI'm not usually a Kairi fan but she can get it here
>>19653119That guy looks like he's never been inside a gym or a woman.
>>19655084Kek
>>19652220this is hard to watch. i would never hug a celebrity like this. then again i wouldn't pay to meet someone either. i guess good for him then.
>>19656288It wasn't even a real hug, just the literal bare minimum to not let him down, she seems pretty nice for that
>>19656320Ziggler seems like a cool dude irl.
>>19657348He seems like the type of guy to invite someone's girlfriend out after a fight to "vent" and spend the whole time trying to get into her pants. Just a sleazy creep, but he's handsome so people think he's cool
I wanted to meet either Kross or Liv in NOLA for WM41 but that's not happening
>>19656320I’M HERE TO FUCK THE WORD
>>19653288>why are there weird stains next to where Asuka's pockets are?I was super nervous about meeting Kairi so I rubbed one out and wiped it on my pants.
>>19656288Why wouldn't you hug your waifu or pay the small price of 100 USD to meet your favorite wrestler and have a photo with them?>>19656829I didn't exactly catch her in a vice grip and lean into it...I just went in for an appropriate hello hug. I did rest my hand on her bare shoulder during the photo though.
>>19658001Why didn't you hug Asuka, get some of that motherly love
>>19652039Some years ago i saw Cody Rhodes when he came into my ice cream shophe ordered a chocolate scoop and his wife ordered vanilla, after paying and while they were leaving i called out "You're pretty good" and gave him the revolver ocelot finger guns, dude laughed and shot them right backDude was alright
>>19658526>he ordered a chocolate scoop and his wife ordered vanilla,Pottery
I wonder what the Kabukis smell like
>>19652039I was thinking Asuka looked repulsed in this photo, and then...>>19652220lmaooo. wrestling fans really are spergy fucks. look at the grease stains on his pants. his cargo pants pockets bulging with game consoles and other sperg accessories. just gross.
>>19657887holy kek
Kairi abs are so sexy. I don't think I'd ever make the cut for this stuff butt if just like to sniff them
>>19652229Um, Asuka was obviously offering a hug and then she shakes her head in response to him refusing it.
>>19659640>himyou mean you? kairi was obviously grossed out and didn't want to do it, asuka straight up refused your greasy ugly hug lol
>>19659645Asuka only looked a little pissed because I no sold her after hugging Kairi - this rejection was canonically responsible for making Kairi's nipples hard. She also played with her hair and seeked out eye contact. You're just a jealous chud - I know it.
>>19659640I kinda felt bad not hugging Asuka... but I was too enchanted by 'ri....who had just been slapped by Asuka not long before
Poor Kabukis.
>>19659795Based, i still hate Asuka for that slap
>>19660596Kairi deserved it, and yes, I want Asuka to slap me.>>19659788>>19659795You missed out on her pressing her big booba against you. You missed out big!
This sounds really creepy ngl
>>19661315you’re not going to lie?why would you lie?
>>19661413Huh? Have you been reading the past few posts?
i got a picture with allie katch when she was still allie kat
>>19658001you should have given Asuka a hug you fag. that said, i'm just not the type of person who cares enough about people to pay to meet them. if i run into them on the street then sure maybe a chat would be nice but i don't really see a person's status as anything important to me.
>>19652220bro is trying not to cry
>>19656288I think he was just nervous.Honestly, you can tell how happy he is; it's pretty wholesome. And while he's probably a dork, he doesn't seem like a creep or complete social pariah.
>>19662993>he doesn't seem like a creep or complete social pariahI mean even in this thread he's been saying some pretty unhinged things
>>19662095>i don't really see a person's status as anything important to me.Surely you have heroes or a celebrity crush that you would like to meet though?
>>19652039Sort of met Jeff Hardy once during his entrance for a house show. He did a circuit around the ring and made a point of giving a quick high-five to everyone on the barrier. I pat him on the back and told him he rocked.
>>19662993I won't deny being a dork...a sperg even - as many wrestling fans tend to be. >>19662746Won't deny this either
is this the guy that calls everyone hoggers then?
>>19663469definitely, but if i don't, it is what it is. i think the commodification of the meet cheapens the interaction, kind of like a hooker but for basic human interaction. if there's someone i find interesting, i would like to be able to have an actual exchange, not one mandated by a transaction.
>>19652220womeme fags are such lolcows
>>19664666pretty sure that guy is American. and older.
>>19665118Idk I've seen him post outside of NA hours. And I've definitely seen that type of talk in /arrrr/ during those hours as well.
>>19665118>>19665621>implying it's one dude and he actually existsI was called all of the boogeyman names when shitposting at one point and I can safely say I'm none of said "people".
>>19653627>But he did show me what remained of his ear that got lost in Germany.Wtf?
>>19664666Naw I'm just a humble Kairi poster and don't concern myself with the wider /pw/
>>19665634Yea I been called Bitchtits, Hoggers, Hennimore. Been called 'em all
Odd he's suddenly trying to play it off as though he's being called those names as well. I wonder why?
>>19665887I can see I'm dealing with a real super sleuth here. You're right. I am the enemy you are looking for. What u gonna do about it, fag? You've seen my pics. I would drop you like a steaming turd.
>>19653092>$200Dude. I met Asuka for a 23 dollar bottle of Vodka.
>>19665956>You've seen my pics. I would drop you like a steaming turd.>guy who cries about meeting a Japanese woman that probably thought you were special needs thinks he can take meMaybe. Retard strength is a real thing.
>>19652833That Miami Vice look is dimes
>>19666894I'd like to snort a line of off 80s bimbo Mariah's bare breasts before a dangerous drug deal
>>19667182based
>>19652039I've met Rhea, Bliss, and Maki Itoh. Rhea was a lot smaller in person than I thought she'd be, Bliss was nice but dismissive, and Maki actually had pretty decent English.
>>19667596What was Maki like?
>>19667596How was Rhea's english?
>>19652039Lel is that a real shirt?lmao?
>>19668654It's more of a bra than a shirt, but if Kairi feels comfortable enough to hug fans in it, who am I to judge?
Is it really that dude posting here? Mate, we can all see the video, you got rejected by Asuka because you look like a greasy raper. Have some dignity for once in your embarrassing life.
>>19668886Yeah, he literally posted those in /arrrr/ at around the time WWE was in Perth.
>>19652039I bet Kairi is a fun person to meet
>>19669202I'm an Asuka chad myself, but I can see her being a bit awkward to meet at times. Still sweet, but theres the feeling that something doesn't click.Kairi seems very fun to meet though, her submissive nature makes her easy to get along with.
>>19668308I met her twice and she was aggressively nice both times. She wouldn't let a single awkward moment happen. Either she would throw questions at me one after another or she'd banter if I said anything. It was my first time feeling like I met someone with real charisma. Also she was scentless despite being sweaty both times with her arm around me.
>>19669463Fun fact is that a lot of East Asian people have a gene that makes it so they have no body odor
>>19669463>>19669469>Imagine the smell Turns out there's nothing to imagine
>>19669477Fuck this shitty earth
>>19652039>Iyo...atleast I hope it was>Codeman>Booker T (just randomly sitting next to me in a Cantina)>Bea Priestley>couple of the TJPW girls when they came to Houston>about 5-6 "notable" indy shitters in a Buc-ee's
>>19669866Who was the nicest?
>>19652220This video isnt even bad, no idea why all the replies are ragging on him so much
>>19670174Bea is a sweetheart.Booker was surprisingly based (probably because he'd had a couple of drinks). Was just in a real good mood.
>>19670245Jealousy probably
>>19670245>say you have autism without saying you have autism
>>19670245OP pls stop, we know it's you. You don't see how painful that video is because you're too autistic to realise what happened.
>>19670245Pretty sure it's just 1 guy who is unusually salty that I no-sold Asuka. It's very clear in the video that she extends her arms for a hug and I just give her an awkward wave instead. I said I felt bad about it...not sure why he so mad lol. If I had my time again I would hug her. I was just nervous, is all.
>>19670647I'd didn't even make the OP lol
>>19669866Shame it wasn't Iyo at Buc-ee's...would be amazing to see her in her natural habitat.
>>19670647kek he's samefagging so hard right now
>>19670763U seem upset. Possibly unhinged. I didn't intend to mindbreak you with my amazing Kabuki experience. Your best revenge would be to meet them yourself and get an even better pic. I believe in you anon!
>>19666191It was about 180 Australian...so less than 100 US. Seems reasonable for a professional photo with the Kabukis.
>>19666191Also, can we get the story of how you scored an Asuka meeting with a bottle of vodka?
>>19652039>those dirty ass pants No wonder Kairi gave him the most distant type of hug she probably could have done, she probably thought he was a bum straight outta the bush or something.
>>19670814I've already explained that I rubbed one out and wiped it on my pants. Your seething about it only adds to my feeling of triumph.
>he went into debt and had to show up in rags to visit his idols only to be denied by based Asuka
>>19669866BAAAAAASED
>>19669866>obesity hands
>>19670922>went into debtwell that's some unfortunate projection right there
>>19652208reverse 92?
>>19670922you say>denied by based Asukabut the pic says>based denier of Asuka
>>19652039I'd post the photo of me and my bros hangin out with vinnie vegas, but I'd get banned for posting NSFW images.
>>19652039Met finn balor in Dublin he was sound (I am not Trevor)
>>19652490Chemistry is off the charts
>>19653119This looks like when Forrest touched jennys boob kek
>>19671105Just ran into him? My buddy had a meet & greet with Finn & JD and he reckoned they were cool.
>>19671082Based aussie, fuck Asuka
>>19670722I was mad, but I forgive you, anon
>>19671082Looks like she just wants to shake hands?
>>19667182Absolutely based
>>19653119how tall is this bitch, fucking 4'9" ?
>>19652039Crikey!
>>19671082>Kairi gives Asuka a forced smile as if telling her "I've got your back in case something goes wrong">Asuka has a pissed off smile and is clearly looking at the cumstains on your pants>the best she can do is extend her hand for a handshake >you try to smooth things over with an awkward wave as you stand there like the hunchback of notre dame
>>19652220oof
>>19670292Shame things never worked out for Bea, I always thought she was lowkey hot.
>>19653119lel
>>19669463>I met her twice and she was aggressively nice both times. She wouldn't let a single awkward moment happen. Either she would throw questions at me one after another or she'd banter if I said anything. It was my first time feeling like I met someone with real charisma.Honestly sounds like a super good experience. How long did you talk? By the way you're describing it you can tell she really cares about her fans and making it a fun experience.
>>19659629this
>>19674498lmao, this. she's staring at those gross stains on your pants, and the second you turn around she tries to force a handshake, and shakes her head, all in the space of like 2 seconds. Look at her face just before she has to force a smile D:
>>19652833Did this nigga really tuck his shirt into his pants with no belt?
>tfw when you have to hugh some ugly fuck with cumstains on his pants
>>19677250KEK
>>19652039Post the best awkward wrestling fan photos
>>19675508Eh she was never gonna do anything in WWE, though I do think she got a raw deal with all those Naomi matches. Curious to see what would've happened if they kept her around to do the Secret Hervice stuff with Chelsea but I'm glad it's keeping Alba on television.On a selfish level though, getting to find out she's actually a pretty good slag was a nice surprise.
>>19677456I mean you're not wrong, these pics are doing things to me.
>>19677211>>19677250This random Kabuki fan really made you mad huh?
>>19677980>This random Kabuki fanWe know it's you anon
>>19677955Dean is dying inside kek
>>1965632Based
>>19652056Kek
I met Roddy Piper, it was really cool. Said I watch Hell Comes to Frogtown every time I'm on a long flight. He laughed and said I had bad taste in movies. I said I really do, but Thunder in Paradise still sucks. He laughed.Good times. I should've tried to stab him.
>>19652039>>19652220>meeting Kairi>wear cargo pantswhy?
>>19652039
>>19653119>>19653204bro, you know she just said as soon as the camera cut she's going to hold him down and culo his blanco
>>19657887kek
>>19653119Alpha midgets like Roxy intimidate me too. I get it.
>>19677955poor cosplay Seff couldn't afford the meet and greet :(
>>19652039NopeRoddy Piper is deadthere is still Jake the snake but i don't really care at this pint if i meet him or not.
>>19680764same energy kek
>>19667596yeah rhea is only like 5'6" she wears lifts and wrestles midgets. Raquel is legit tall
>>19671105>>19671326gain legs, cripple
>>19677955>no one wants to be seff
>>19680764they're married now
>>19680827he was in character because seff is dimeless
>>19681926Why'd you jerk off onto your pants, creep?
>>19682019this is what I've heard as welljust goes to show that sometimes you just need to be yourself and GO FOR IT!
>>19682100wasn't me cripple. why did you go to smackdown covered in piss?
>>19682617Im a pisschad
>>19682617Sure it wasn't, cumpants
>>19682740Being able to jizz one's pants with ease in a crowded space, without shame and in close proximity to one's waifu is a manly quality. You wouldn't understand.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLnWf1sQkjY&list=RDVLnWf1sQkjY&start_radio=1
>>19652039met british bulldog and owen hart at a fan signing as a kid they were cool and chill lost the autographed pic years ago
>>19682814No, it makes you a beast and unfit for civilized society. No go cum in your pants at the first sight of a female again.
>>19682869>jealous of my virility>jealous of my cargo pants>jealous I met the Kabukis>jealous a photo op didn't put me into debt>jealous I am whiteYou wouldn't be the first to marvel at what a beast I am.
>>19683071 Based af
>>19652220joshipedos are never beating the allegations
I want to meet Dom and Theory one day. I respect guys who stay in character outside of shows.
>>19665844Respectable
>>19683071lying on the internet again, one pump chump?
>>19682740>doesn't deny being a cripple or going to slop down covered in piss
>>19685359It doesn't apply to me so it's not worth my time responding to a strawman. You, however, are still a one pump chump with cum pants getting high on petrol with the aboriginals.
>>19683692Kairi is like 37 and Asuka is like 43>she was only in her early 40s you sick son of a bitch
>>19684338fan meet and greets are part of the show>>19685373you can't walk and went to slop down covered in piss. like somehow it was on your head. how did piss get in your hair, cripple?
>>19685408watch out if you get worked up you'll cream your pants again, quickshot