Chelsea greens cock in my ass. Wait, no

>>19655576
Someone needs to parody this gimmick in a feud with him

For me, it’s the McChicken, mate. Absolute top-tier fast food sarnie. Best in the business, no contest. I even ask for a few extra McChicken sauce packets, and the staff are always dead friendly and more than happy to sort me out.
One time I asked for some McChicken sauce and they bunged me three. I went, “Blimey, three for free?” and the lovely McDonald’s bloke had a chuckle and said, “I’m gonna call you Three-for-Free!”
Now every time I walk in they go, “Oi, it’s Three-for-Free!” and they always give me three packets, without fail. Proper good vibes in my local McDonald’s, honestly. I’m in there at least three times a week for lunch with a large iced coffee—milk, not cream, obviously—once or twice for brekkie at the weekend, and maybe the odd dinner if I’m in a rush but still want something decent, cheap, quick, and reasonably healthy enough to keep me going.
I even dunk my chips in the McChicken sauce. Absolutely banging. What a cracking restaurant.

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>>19655581

>oba on SD

Nick Aldis cums in Mickie James every night btw

OBA IS COMING

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nxtbros, is Oba ready for the main stage?

>European wrestler that rarely wrestlers in America wrestles in Europe
Why

News from the other boards.
if you asked why he isnt here, is because he is occupied derailing /vr/ threads, and for some reason, bee t hates the doom general and all because of one russian carbine shotgun used in quake mod

>>19655577
yes

>>19655590
a smart move seeing how fucking dire SD is right now and in need of new blood

Midge

HOW MANY MORE CROWDS WILL WOMEN KILL BEFORE THEY GET ARRESTED FOR MASS MURDER?

>>19655595
are you retard?

Oba and trick on smackdown. Get the fuck out montez. You’re done.

>some anons new enough to not realize we migrate at 300 posts
also good for jordynne grace

jordynne wrestle like she constantly getting receipts from her opponents

>three stages of hell match
>starts with standard wrestling match
cage is also boring

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I've been busy and have only been listening on my Bluetooth. Have I missed kino? Was ghoulia vs lexi goonable?

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Low Ki wrestled in a suit better

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Crickets for Jordynne, pure sadness
They took like 3 years to make her main roster debut, and they didn't even gave her the NXT title.
The sweet spot was after her 2nd Royal Rumble

>>19655617
>Was ghoulia vs lexi goonable?
fuck no?

How tight is Chelsea's arsehole, bros?

>>19655576
We need to have a serious conversation about the state of womeme’s wrestling

>another week of burying chelsea for some reason

Hard to watch Jordynne's matches when Im jerking off to her ass.

>>19655627
She buried alba retard

holy meh

Im european not far from germany and I regret I didnt take this chance to go berlin tonight to break into wwe women talent locker room and lick all of their sweaty assholes after their matches lol

alba bros... i dont think she is getting that champion run

>Beast mode is no longer the Penta Driver
Weird retcon

Jade was checking her ass out

What the fuck Jordynne looks pretty now?

>ab implants

>>19655631
>green knocked off the ring
>no retaliation
>alba clean pinned with no interference
green looks like a loser

>uh uh guuuuuuurl

How can I get my wife to get legs like Jordynne

>>19655622
I never got the praise for her. She’s on par with michin personality wise and has to do yuri shit to get over but she’s not hot enough for that.

Fuck off sami

cringe

Why does Jade talk shit every show and never fight? No one is going to respect her

>>19655634
Sar, the indian country is very far

Jade is a failed experiment

FUCK
just became a nazi
lets roll boys

>>19655634
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take

You know Jordynne is strong enough to shoot throw Jade away since she is a Female Dwarf and Jade is just Jade

Ethan Page should be in the main roster

you think youre special..

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Amazon position with Jade.

>>19655655
NXT would literally have no men left

Do germans understand what he is saying?

Sami Zayn: only Drew McIntyre has ever beaten me
That’s not true he’s never beaten me

>>19655654
Dwarf vs Drow

>>19655655
Him and Ryder should switch places

i miss the anon that posted the fucked up emoticon and said it would be crazy if all the lights shut off, he would grab all the boobs and butts of the ladies around him before they came back on

>>19655655
NXT will die right on the spot

>no polymarket for cody v drew
I thought betting on wrestling was a thing now

holy shit no one wants to see sami going for the title AGAIN

>>19655660
Cody you have a match coming up stop posting and get ready

Is this Oba?

>zero reactions for non Whites
BASED AS FUCK

[Not a single audible cheer for Melo
What is up with Germans?

>>19655664
Germans dont listen to dimeless shitters talk

M1H

Why is everyone in the crowd white?

>>19655679
Nobody but Amerifats wants to see blacks

>>19655654
Sh's the same height as Thekla, so what does that make Thekla? Also a dwarf?

Who's fighting Melo? Dragon Lee? Elton Prince? Dragunov?

>>19655684
Non American crowd

>>19655684
It's Berlin but turks don't watch wrestling

>>19655684
Immigrant gib money doesn’t pay for WWE tickets

>>19655679
Because hes a black vanilla midget ?

What did Kit Wilson do this week?

Inb4 it’s Gargano or something

>>19655695
Does Turkey even have any pro wrestlers?

>>19655702
you bitch don't even joke like that

>>19655702
It was Gargano last week...

>Grace's husband is the same height as her
There's hope for us all manletbros

Last time I went to Berlin I got the McChicken but they put salsa in it not mayonnaise why are Germans gay?

>>19655700
complained about his nose

it's gonna be rusev and he's on smackdown now and he wins

>>19655702
>Germany
EL GRANDE AMERICANOOOOOO

>>19655688
Jordynne looks like a female dwarf from wow fan artworks anon.
Lash is literally a female orc from The Elder Scrolls

ABOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

The fuck are they showing me right now? Some dude playing WWE2K?

Why aren't you streaming anon? You can be on WWE TV

fuckin who

FRAXIOUM HEEL TURN

Will Michael Schumacher be in the crowd?

AXIOM AZUL

>>19655730
Worked

kek really
I thought this nigga got released

>>19655730
KWAB

Literally who

>Forgetting that he was rojo and not azul
NATHAN YOU IDIOT

>>19655703
According to google, "Teoman" who was on NXT UK

I used to watch NXT every week before this jobber took over lowkey hope he dies

>Nakamura gets the biggest pop of the show

YEAOH

NAKAMEME

>le string dancing puppet man
>his theme isn't even over anymore

KEK

eh, smackdown is early today

>gigapoo
Nakameme bros

>You can't go to Tanahashi's retirement but don't worry you're working Melo next week for a midcard belt
evil fucking company

>>19655743
they're popping that they get to sing a song, they don't give a fuck about nakameme

>>19655742
meant Gargano FYI
love nakker hope he steals a billion more dollars from hhh

>shitsuke
YAWN

Just send this gook to AEW so he can have meme matches and let him go

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>the only non whites germans pop for are Japs

I love how in these US title matches, the music hits and no one knows who it is until they come out

>>19655753
WWE gave him the okay to do it. New Japan is an ass rape company that didn't want to upset Tony

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>"so when we put the us title on him last time, he was a heel and the crowd hated that."
>"let's try again, but as face."

>>19655743
because people actually know him

you shouldn't keep king of strong style when you've wrestled WWE style for a decade. Nakamura hasn't had a strong style match since damn near the debut of the WWE Network.

>>19655753
Everyone knows that Tony was the one who told NJPW not to bring Nakamura or he will cut relationships with NJPW

>>19655743
axis allegiance

Can someone tell shitsgay to stop wearing pajamas to the ring

Harro its me shitskei nakamura me wrestre good strong styre

>>19655770
Even worse, NJPW is now trying to make a shitty collab with Kinnikuman, but is obviously to bury the hype for season 3 there.

smackdown isnt even on tv rn

you cant even watch this event

This guy won the RR somehow?

>>19655790
It's on netflix lil bro

>>19655790
VPN chads watch whatever we want

>>19655791
The king of phone it in style

OH MY GOD 67!

What the fuck is the crowd chanting at Nakamura?

>Germans don't sing a retarded song after every 2 count
Thank fucking god

>>19655803
some gay shit

SIX SEVEEEEEN

>>19655766
Some things never change

>>19655804
>I'm no fun and enjoy hating anything that makes others happy

>>19655791
>>19655797
Nakamura is getting WWE money to surf and have sleepovers. He's nearly as based as WFHchads and thus doesn't need to answer to smarks.

Shinsuke is probably miserable there is nowhere to surf in germany

They wouldn't have a 1 hour match just for Cody to retain

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>>19655766
Germans are weebs, they are the biggest >pic related Neutral Evil fanboys of the planet

didn't get all of it

>>19655819
It's WWE. They'll have a one hour match and end it with a run-in.

>>19655812
Shut up

They need to ban the dragonscrew. Someone is going to get their knee tore off the bone.

>unironic let's go melo chants by a nigger-hating crowd
Melobros we fucking made it

Jordan graces saggy ficking arse cheeks

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Excellent storytelling in this match

Jordynne is supposed to be a fat girl just let it go

Someone needs to get spiked in their head I'm bored af

i like nakameme's gear

>>19655819
lol yes they would

>>19655833
mARK

How come nakamemea is the only male jap wrestler the WWE has?

Why do they keep cutting the sound?

Why was Nakamura such a shitter when he was US champ compared to now? He got like no pops back then either

FYI YARRRWLLLLMWEAAAN is back from injuiry and is going to cost drew

>>19655856
He was a heel and his theme was absolute dogshit

>>19655856
Jobbing to Seth does that to you

>>19655853
NJPW probably pays more than joshishit.

Germans are done with this match and just want another theme song to sing

>>19655856
he's been a shitter his entire wwe run lol

I just don't care about chinkske

EXCELLENT MATCH SO FAR

>>19655853
Japs don't try to go to WWE

>>19655856
American Marks and Smarks wont accept japanese or other nationality champions unless it is some random shitter they shill and is terrible, just look at AEW where tony feeds them with this shit, all are terrible.
Plus he was forcefully feed to seff and was a heel.

>special start
I just noticed this was live. How far the show is?
This the one before the main event?

>>19655853
They always need one male Jap who will retire with them and eventually be the one who negotiates with the Japs they want. Funaki is the current one who does that, nakamura will be that in the future

>>19655859
Yeah that’s what I’ve been thinking. I was hoping for a twist that it was Randy for a heel turn but that looks unlikely now

>>19655865
If they were spiking each other's heads the WWE universe will never be bored

>>19655873
yes

>>19655873
They said the final hour would be commercial free for drew vs cody so probably

Both these guys look like they don't give a fuck difference is one is 45 and on the way out and the other is 31 and hasn't made it yet

>>19655873
you didn't miss anything anyway, mid ass show

Drew has to win tonight, right? They can't feed him to Cody again. There's got to be some shenanigans and Drew winning.

>>19655894
we both know drew ain't winning

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>>19655885
That's good. Did I miss anything cool or good so far?

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>>19655894
Whatever happens I hope this is it. I’m so sick of Drew vs Cody

>>19655641
I wanna see the aftermath when someone with these gets FAT

>>19655894
I’m about 95% sure that Drew is going over.

>>19655894
If Fatu is backstage then it's safe to expect he will interfere. It'd be cool if he did and Drew still won, leading to a buildup for a triple threat. Cody is probably retaining tho.

Nakamura is so ass

When the fuck does this nigga Shinsuke do submissions lmao

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I like this match

They should call him Shitske and have him tag team with Take A Shit in AEW and call them the shitters

>>19655904
>Did I miss anything cool or good so far
absolutely nothing

>>19655916
i'm glad lil bro, these threads are better when people actually appreciate the matches and don't just shit talk every little mistake

>>19655916
Nakamura seems sloppy and rusty but the pacing is great. Psychology and selling seems good

WHAT

GAMETHREAD

OH NO THERE OVER HERE AREN'T THEY IN EUROPE

GREAT NOW MY SCHEDULE IS ALL FUCKED UP AND I MISSED A BUNCH

>>19655666
Based Satan. Samuel has never beaten me either and I would kick his ass in a shoot fight.

Melo is gonna end up like Matt Hardy if he keeps doing that

nakamemebros.....

>>19655912
Wasn't pushed hard enough by Vince, now he's just here for the money. Don't blame him one bit. They wouldn't even let him have the Tanahashi match.

>autistic redhead with the glasses
Yes I want rape

Melo matches are always paced good. They don't drag, I like that

Drewbros, how are we feeling?

>>19655916
Same

this show has been extremely low energy from the start wtf

>>19655943
Drag deez nuts across your face

>>19655904
whoop that trick tririck william aka trick willy confronted randy ortan (miz took the stunner) before tricky williams narrowly squeaked a win past ray fenix

CodyCHADS we've got this

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>>19655937
Bring back anime-samurai Shinsuke

>>19655932
Nothing really happened just watch the main event and the rest of the show in the background later

PSA for those interested, trevor is derailing /vr/ right now, it seems that the fag cant post here at /pw/ and he is distilling his rage at /vr/ by derailing the doom general after a russian gun was mentioned.

>>19655956
never because haitch and mainly bitchchard is a fag

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How hard would you mark if they pan to the crowd to show local German celebrities and they show pic related in the crowd?

CODY CODY CHODES
CODY CODY CHODES
CODY CODY CHODES

>>19655914
The float over armbar used to be his finisher

>>19655945
Like losing again

>another yummy wummy tournament

Why is tony khan booking wwe now

>>19655956
They had Baki Nakamura?

COME ON CAWDY YOU BRING UP YOUR DADDY IN EVERY SINGLE CHANCE

YOU MADE PAUL HEYMAN CRY REMEMBER THAT REAL GUT PUNCH SHIT

>>19655967
Adolf was austrian

>>19655967
I'd do his signature pose irl

>next week is another retarded 2 pm Smackdown
FUCK EUROPE FUCK EUROPE FUCK EUROPE

>>19655966
Nobody's interested in your delusions

Holy fuck we're at the Rumble already

what the hell the year is flying by

>another gay tournament
Fuck off.

wtf no kit wilson in the qualifier matches

if they let ryder beat trick this company retarded

>>19655989
Speaking of the devil, and he is iphopping back to /pw/

>>19655991
And people complain about Tony's Toybox

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>>19655976
Before Nakamura did the last US title run as samurai nakamura, he went after Cody with translated pretapes decorated with AI generated comic panels...

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OH SHIT

THE HISTORY

THE HISTORY

>DISTURBED

More buttrock video packages nice

Bases buttrock package

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>>19655988
What's wrong, wagie? You're not working remote?

>>19655994
whatever you say DeMarcus

Drew should be deported since he commits felony

kek I didn't know they did a house spot

>>19655948
wwe is so rarely in germany they just give them whatever

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>>19655581
There was that episode a few weeks ago where they revealed Chelsea was a futa

Kino promo

EXTERMINATE ARABS

>>19656007
DIS-TURD

>>19656012
>working
Are you fucking retarded?

>>19656007
Is it Disturbed or is it AI Disturbed? Either way it sounds like butt!

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That's not an old school steel cage.

WWE should actually make Randy Orton world champion to make more things disappointing

ELON RELEASED THE SPOILERS!
>Cody Rhodes Retains Title Over Drew McIntyre in Berlin Three Stages of Hell
>Last updated
>1 minute ago
>Rhodes defended his title in a brutal standard match, street fight, and steel cage sequence against a fired-up McIntyre, who had internal buzz for a push and drew big cheers from European fans. Earlier, Giulia retained her Women's US title over Alexa Bliss amid interference from Kiana James and Lash Legend, with Nia Jax attacking Bliss afterward. Randy Orton returned with RKOs, Matt Cardona declared his title chase, and GM Nick Aldis announced a tournament for a Royal Rumble contender, starting with qualifiers like Orton vs. Miz next week. The Bloodline beat The Wyatt Sicks, stealing Bray Wyatt's lantern in a tense eight-man tag.

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>>19655576
i am just tuning in
did i miss anything good

Drew is winning right? They said next week is in London so you have him bring the belt to his home city

>>19656022
Damn full package as well

>breaking news
ICE just shot rey mysterio

>>19655853
tozawa

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>>19656027
Yes

It would be funny if drew lost the first 2 falls in under 10 minutes

>>19656037
Just the Melo vs. Nakamura match

>>19656012
You’re job is fake and I can’t wait for AI to put you in McDonalds

>>19656043
Calling tozawa a wrestler at this point is a stretch

>>19656039
>Yank education

>>19656039
drew is not winning on a smackdown lol

Drew got gyno and man tits rip

cody getting booed lmao

>>19656052
I don't fucking care. To us England Scotland Ireland and Whales is all England. When you refer to "England" it's all those fucking places

>>19656052
He’s right you dumb jock

>>19656039
since when is Drew from London or an engl*shman?

>no broken dreams
Lame.

>booing Cody
Why are Germans like this?

>>19656052
I drive further to Walmart than the drive bongs make from Glasgow to London
I also pass more economic activity on my way

>>19656062
cody deserves to be booed

This massive ripped pissed off Scotsman is back to job to the lean mean theatre geek. Make it make sense.

>>19656058
>>19656059
>>19656064

>more yank education

CODY GETTING BOOED KWAB

>>19656062
He's too white. Merkel doesn't approve

>>19656062
Smark crowd
Remember anyone in Europe paying to see wwe normally spends their Friday nights staying up till 4am to watch smackdown. These are not mentally sound people

>camera man zooms in on drew's dick

ADRENALINE IMBECILE!

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>>19656049
It's worse, my job is horrifyingly real and the bureaucracy and incompetence that mandates it will survive the retardation of generative AI. Believe me, I'd appreciate the novelty if it was otherwise.

>>19656062
How many kweens are in Germany?

>>19656062
that's like asking why big dog roman got booed

>>19656069
He’s not White at all in Germany you stinky mutt

>>19656070
>Remember anyone in Europe paying to see wwe normally spends their Friday nights staying up till 4am to watch smackdown
I do this in the UK

>>19656066
Drew looks fat desu obviously been filling his belly with haggis and mince pies over the holiday period

Yes sir we promised you a great main event tonight

>>19656062
>two hundred and eighty ettt pounds ???

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they're booing both cody and drew
not really sure what that means
maybe they're booing road dogg

>>19656067
I drove through the UK you can go from the southern tip to northern in a day it's tiny retard

>sing his theme song
>but also hate him and boo him

????

Both guys getting booed lol I hope the crowd take over and chant for random midcarders like in that famous Orton vs Sheamus match

>>19656081
Doesn't need to be any leaner to mog 99% of the roster

round 1 cody
round 2 drew
round 3 cody

>Germany: *boos cody*
>also Germany: Whoooaaaa! :D

>COTHI RODES
fire that bitch

>>19656062
yeah totally the first time this happend during his face run

>>19656062
Germans are probably the only honest audience that don't give a damn about who is face or heel.. they cheer for the ones that deserve it

What the fuck are they chanting

>HURRR WE ARE SO COOL BOOING A COUNTRY THAT IS GIVING US THIS SHOW

What's up with those ring posts?

>>19656087
Yeah they have like the lands end to something else challenge it’s only like 100 miles
My back yard is bigger and has a bigger economy

We need ice to gun down some of these Germans

>>19656088
i'm pretty convinced that singing a wrestler's singalong theme doesn't mean the crowd actually likes them
if a wrestler has an audience participation theme, the audience will participate regardless of who it is, that's what a lot of them paid to be there for

>1st round
>straightforward wrestling match
>instantly goes to the outside and brawls in the commentary section

fucking Triple H booked it himself, he always did this shit

>>19656105
Need to be smaller for the cage

What are the chances someone wins the first two legs and we don't get the cage?

>>19656091
Pretty sure sure everybody has this predicted the same. As paul e. dangerously says, it's a spoiler.

>>19656104
t. TKO jew

>>19656104
Saudi Arabia?

huh

DREW WINS DREW WINS NEW CHAMP

Oh shit

>>19656113
zip
zilch
zero

IT'S OVER.... The one wins the first stage always loses

NEXT

>>19656108
>>19656108
>>19656108

>>19656089
>It's 1-1 when the cage comes down
>crowd is chanting
>Y2J Y2J Y2J Y2J
>Drew hits the future shock
>Cody comeback
>Drew hits the claymore
>Drew about to go for the pin
>BREAK THE WALL DOWN
I don't even know where I was going with this I just like nostalgia pops

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>>19656107
>i need ice to kill more white people
they aren't even trying to hide it anymore

Cody pinned by one claymore in the first fall of a 3 stages of hell match but in a Wrestlemania main event with one fall you know he’d kick out of about 6
Make it make sense

>>19656113
if cody won round 1 i'd say about 35%
drew winning means 0% though

>Wrestlemania vs Cena
>Now this
Is Cody's crotch his weak spot?

Fall 2 sponsored by slim jim

>>19656070
I watch it on Saturday like a normal person, retard

>>19656087
>missing the entire point
Education yank

>>19656131
ball shot is worth 6 claymores

>>19656134
The less kweens are present his power level is reduced

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>>19655576

>>19655576
Ssssmokin'

>>19656235
fag

>>19656235
zesty

Fucking timeslot

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>>19656070
ktim


wtf am i supposed to do at 4AM now...