Gold At Stake Alongside Trios And Lucha Action As The Esports Stadium Residency Continues!...Saturday Night AEW Collision live TONIGHT! from Esports Stadium Arlington in Arlington, TX8/7pm CT on TNT & HBO MAX!>Mark Briscoe (c) vs. Hechicero for the TNT Championship>Komander vs. Ë̶͖̙́l̸͔͓̋͗ ̷̻̘̑C̴̺͉͛l̷͉̦̆̀ǫ̴̤̉n̷̨̹̉̉>Kris Statlander & Babes Of Wrath vs. Hyan, Maya World, Vertvixen>And More!** 35 Days Out From Grand Slam Australia **** 64 Days Out From Revolution **
>>19661467BASED
South Korea is now #ALLELITEPlease welcome our new South Korean bros
>>19661472Welcome to the team Notz + Jung Seungho + Jo Kyung Ho + Kang Young Ho! I can’t wait for our great fans in South Korea to watch #AEWDynamite on IB Sports COMING SOON!
kris vs vert tho
>>19661570Is vert any good? Someone give me a quick rundown
>>19661584she was a dark jobber who hasn't been picked up by any company since aew's inception, that should tell you all you need to know
COME ON FULHAM!Please stop Tony, we're winning too much
Hechybros, how we feeling. Are we walking out with gold tonight?
>>19661467They should've blamed the lighting issues on this week's Dynamite on El Clon. Any time there's some type of production flub like a mic not working, just blame El Clon. It's bullet proof
>>19661467Based
>>19661770BIG HECH2 CHEQUESTHICC NECKTHICC CHEST
>>19661472Korean sausage fest.
>>19661472BEST Korea loves to watch where the BEST Wrestle!
>>19661472South Korea, a society where everyone is obsessed with looking good but nobody is fucking
>>19661467>Ë̶͖̙́l̸͔͓̋͗ ̷̻̘̑C̴̺͉͛l̷͉̦̆̀ǫ̴̤̉n̷̨̹̉̉this nigga been haunting my nightmares
>>19661467Tony gave up because he knows it's getting cancelled
YEAH I HATE BLACK PEOPLETHEY'RE NOT PEOPLEWE'RE NOT EQUAL
>>19662489>i-it's getting cancelled...>I'm serious this time...>please stop laughing...
100k ratings in coming
>>19662489You've been saying this for like 3 years now. AEW will most likely at last you if you wanna know the truth
>>19662498Why wouldn't it? It's doing worse than the show that did get cancelled
>>19661584i like her
>>19662517>the show that did get cancelledslopdown?
I demand signs of life from Jamie
>>19662538No rampage, the show that actually got cancelled. Smackdown was on last night. People are talking about it. Something they never do with AEW here unless it's to make fun of their ratings or attendance.
TONY KHAN IS LIVEhttps://x.com/TonyKhan/status/2010110274519580885https://x.com/TonyKhan/status/2010110274519580885https://x.com/TonyKhan/status/2010110274519580885https://x.com/TonyKhan/status/2010110274519580885
TK IS LIVEhttps://x.com/TonyKhan/status/2010110274519580885?s=20
>>19662662Mina vs Lady Frost
>>19662489>>19662517>TWO MORE WEEKS!!!kek these fedophiles are delusional
>>19662662Jetspeed make their Tony Khan livestream debut
>>19662674At this point, WBD is retarded for not cancelling it unless Tony is paying them to keep it on the air
>>19662673who injures who
>>19662691>dyke bailey and tony are the same size and heightKWAB, please tell me there are no actual fans of this tranny midget here
>>19662691Kevin needs to drop this gay ass karate kid cosplayer
Yall told me sloplision was cancelled
>>19662654>>19662692AEW isn't going anywhere, keep seething little pig
>>19661467>Mark Briscoe (c) vs. Hechicero for the TNT Championshipthis is the match
>>19662692>HUH TONY IS PAYING THEM TO NOT CANCEL IT!!Same old cope
>>19661467I haven't watched in a while but I could never figure out if El Clone was supposed to be Hologram but hacked evil or someone else entirely.
>>19662901meant to be evil Hologram and feud with Hologram(like Tiger Mask vs Black Tiger, or Octagon vs Pentagon) But Hologram got injured almost as soon as they introduced El Clon and Tony mustve got tired of waiting so now he's just gonna feud with all the Luchadors.
>>19662901You couldn't figure it out based on his name?
>>19662901Clon is the evil shadow version of Hologram. His opposite, his negative. Hologram is Neo and Clon is Smith. They are exactly as powerful as each other. That match needs to be some crazy Dragonball shit when they finally go 1v1>>19662183This is my headcanon already but they should establish it on TV as an easy out/explanation for such things.
>>19661467Phil from Lockport, IL lost
Apparently WWE is giving this Mexican chick a try-out soon.Uhh, should Tony scoop her before the fed does or nah
>>19662982AEW doesn't have a training center. Tony should find a way to sign Kendal Grey though
>mox wants to hang out with the homies againBIZASED
>>19663016>Mox on commentary again das it mane
>>19663016Mox is at every show every week. He's basically the VP of All Elite Wrestling at this point. Give him the book for Collision
>>19662916I'm not going to waste what little brainpower I have trying decipher Tony's stupid ass booking decisions.
>>19663073>Give him the book for CollisionNow there's an idea..........
>another roh-tier cardtony really don't give a fuck from the end of the cc to the end of the jags season
>>19663113>I'm not going to waste what little brainpower I have
>>19661467
>>19662901that is to be revealed in future episodes
>>19663016>Mox on commentaryTHANK YOU TONY *CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*
>>19663138>Bowenswhy didn't Platinum Max come out?
No buddy??
>>19663169TK's hard-on for Bowens is such a mystery to me. He's clearly the fucking Jannetty of the Acclaimed and is a hopeless deadend without Max carrying his ass. That Jane's Addiction track for Bowen's entrance cost $500,000 alone. I get the sunk cost thing but dude just ain't it. Look how over Max got himself being booked as a total joke that couldn't buy a win. You backed the wrong horse Tone, no shame in admitting you were wrong and just correcting it and backing the right guy now going forward.
>>19662974*Phil the dogfucker
>>19663178Thankfully
>>19661467LOLAEWMiss me with that gay shit
>>19663184Well it's not like Bowens is bad, he just wasn't the breakout singles sensation that Tone gave him a shot to be. And Max somehow getting even more over as a jobber did prove that he has all the "it". So what should he do? Reunite The Acclaimed? Or give Max the singles main event run that he so clearly deserves and let Bownes flounder in the midcard?
>>19663193Nah.
>>19661467Nintendo 64 Days Out From Revolution
30 MINS WARNING BROS HAHA YESSSS
>>19663364mfw
>>19663386the ultimate sicko waifu 2bhWill get ridiculous huge cartoony fake tits just for the bit
>>19663235>he just wasn't the breakout singles sensation that Tone gave him a shot to be.Y'all are such kneeling cultists, it's unreal. If Paul booked Bowens like Tony did, it would be a fumble. But because it was Tony, he did all he could for him and he just couldn't use the opportunities to get over. Kek you guys are hilarious
>>19663241Yah.
>>19663235>>19663184>>19663404I said it while the match was actively going on: his first match back on television completely killed him. He was on the wrong end of a 70-30 match, got completely stunted on in terms of actually doing stuff and clearly looked like the less impressive performer of the match even though he won. After that they took him off television for a month and it was just over.I had no faith in his push anyways because I thought his rebranded presentation sucked ass and wasn't going to get over, but I truly believe bad booking/agenting right out of the gate just did irreparable harm.
>>19662247It's cuz all the men there have tiny dicks. Korean men crave foreign dicks
>>19663404>If Paul booked Bowens like Tony did, it would be a fumble.Are you retarded? He let him design his own gear, pick his entrance music, gave him TV time to cut whatever promos he wanted and booked him to win a bunch of squash matches, and he still couldn't get over because he's vanilla as fuck and his only hook is "I'm gay". Get a clue.
>>19663420Women*
>>19663411>the gay community rallies to Anthony Bowens' defenseOr: he's just dimeless and lacking "it".
>>19663426their women have tiny dicks?
Bowens was never going to work as a singles guy. He's a hot tag wrestler for the charismatic in ring shitter, and that's fine. He's Billy Gunn to Max's Road Dogg.
>>19663442> for the charismatic in ring shitterhey, Max can go
>>19663475He can go make me a baloney sandwich.
>>19663429I said I didn't believe him in anyways dipshit, that doesn't change the fact that the match completely inappropriate if they were actually trying to get him over as a singles talent. He went from killing his ex-partner/rival on a PPV in a minute and half to fighting from behind the majority of the match against a zesty twink half his size who still hasn't won a match on television.
>>19663006This. Needs a new gimmick too
>>19663504yeah, faces are supposed to be fighting from underfoot, it usually generates sympathy from the crowd, you know-nothing dingleberry
Shouldn't the women's trios match be a 30 second squash since it's the tag champs and the women's world champion?
SATUR- wait what
El Clon niggas, our time is now.
What does Pac's diet consist of?
>>19663522No it shouldn't
best entrance in the business brother
>>19663522women are more evenly matched than men
pac babysitting duty tonight, very sad
MOX ON COMMENTARY
What is Mox smacking on?
>>19663534chicken over white rice brother
zayda steel yummy
>zayda steel on Collisioncool
Who the hell is this blonde girl and what happened to Leila?
>>19663534Full English and anger
>blonde yt gurrl with 3 brothasbit on the nose that......
>>19663557https://x.com/ringofhonor/status/2009361861062385988
Sky Flights entrance being that big is totally unjustified
>>19663557Zayda is dating Dante Martin. She was on evolve as the girl in swipe rights group
>>19663557Leila is out due to injury. Zayda Steel took her place
Darius just keeps getting fatter
>FUCK YOU YUTA>YUTA SUCKSyou don't even know how good a heel Yuta is
>>19663534Newcastle broon aleGregg's
fuck el clon, that dude aint shit!!!
I liked when Leila gray tried to stop buddy from attacking her group.
Mox saying EL CLON made me laugh for some reason
I'm going to get a Yuta haircut
>Mox just randomly shouting EL CLON based, Mox confirmed clonigga
you cant have a fat nigga in a team called sky flight
>>19663586Why won't you address the allegt
Garcia still working in basketball shorts. At this point it has to be a rib
>>19663586the el clon virus has been uploaded to your mainframe, you will be assimilated
>>19663600basketball shorts are perfectly valid wrestling attire, and so are jorts
>>19663590shades of 95 WWF Vince McMahon commentary
>>19663586Don't Clown the Clon
>Jon Moxley waffle house brawlTony for the love of God please book it
If wrestling didn't exist Zayda Steel would be doing step-sister porn instead
>>19663615ok but wtf was all this about? what does the "C" stand for?
>>19663618An actual brawl might happen
Woah, that blonde girl needs to chill
>>19663620wtf I hate wrestling now
>>19663620There's a lot on incest in porn
Where do they come up with this stuff?
>>19663624CULERO
>>19663631yes sars there sure is
Darius looking more and more like Daniel Cormier, homie doing the 'cultivating mass' meme
>>19663624It's for Collision
>Marina spitting at Zaydahot
The girls are fucking this whole match up
>Marina just spit on ZaydaH O T
DAHBY
this match was silly
Death Riders heel group with babyface leader
Yuta just jumping for fun was pretty funny
Pac's short flared out hair fits him for some reason
>just trying to blow ourselves up before the end of the match hereholy shit my sides, Top Flight buried 6 feet deep
Dimeless match
>Death Riders sit around watching old Dragon Gate tapes from 20 yrs agoBased
Zayda bros….
Bayne outta nowhere
what the fuck was that yuta
BAYNE
>marina spanked baynelewd
JIGGLING BAYNE TITTIES YUMOLI
>>19663656>I LOVE SATURDAYSbased, same
Briscoe's version of the belt looks nice
>Marina spitting on Megan in the near futurehaha that sure might be something
WE COMIN FOR YOU HECHY
>Hechy
>with the 'glomgemmy
>>19663654Our time will come
>first match went a little short
I love spit so much bros. Lesbian spitting and just women brushing with the toothpaste dripping down hmmm that’s my fetish.
>>19663665haha imagine if the spit went in her mouth haha so gross
brisco is a strange fella
>>19663665Imagine the aggressive scissoring
>>19663573>coal burnerSend her back
>>19663659Based fem jocks
>>19663676chicken is good people
I see Briscoe, I popSimple as
>>19663687This is how Penelope hurt her arm
This dude was trained by Shibata?
>>19663684Kyle Fletcher is literally dating one and so is Ospreay.
That lady in the crowd looks like Alice Cooper
>>19663684>Coalhe's whiter than most Americans
Brody King's Fuck Ice T-Shirt vindicated
>beating your oponent in secondsBuddy could never
>DCF wrecking crew backstgagebizased
That's, that's gotta be El Clon
>>19663573It will be very akward when she gets a match against Skye Blue
Did he lose his C already?
>>19663698>could get so many women>settle with coal-burning single-mother whoreswhy are they like this?
WHERE ARE MY CLONCHADS AT?
FUCK EL CLON, ALL MY HOMIES HATE EL CLON
Humongous ball outline on Clon
>>19663713God forbid somebody try something new
My computer's Firewall went haywire when el Clon walked out bros..............
>>19663701I think Buddy squashed serpentico in a minute :/
>>19663717Corruption complete
My wifi glitched out during El Clon matches for some reason
>>19663718Search; 'Hologram.exe'404 NOT FOUND BITCH
>>19663718Hologram fears El Clon
>>19663724>wtf why is my fan spinning so loud
BASED
Clon's finish needs to be called "Delete System32"
>>19663727>>19663729you cloniggas aint about that life
Bros, this match is cool
>Clone getting more cheers than HologramHolobros, it's holover...
>>19663735He should shoot lightning from his hands
this is kino
>be a literal computer virus;>still rock a gold chaincomputer programs can be real niggas too
Kommander's a solid hand
I don't like the way El Clon moves, it's unnecessarily sexual
>>19663742soon it will be CLONAMANIA runnin wild dudes
Hologram vs El Clon needs to happen at Wembley
You think Clon knows Cyrus the Virus?
>AYAYAY
>>19663765Who do you think had the creation of the clone commissioned? Callis funded it. Now all we need are his 1337 h4x0r promos where his entire understanding of Internet parlance & culture is stuck in 1998
>>19663759>Clon wrestling Hologram could never
kommander pretty smooth in the ring
OH!
Based flippy shit
These niggas are cooking
>>19663783He's no Clon
DAMN
El Clon in the Don Callis family is justified. He's really good
Tony sucks at commentary, bring Mox back
Buddy beat kommander. Biggest win of his AEW career.
>>19663759in Hologram's own eSportatorium arena no less. Totally cvcked
Solid 4 star lucha match
>>19663780the lore goes deep
>>19663798Just make Daddy Magic full time commentator
>Kommander's entire arm on Clon's legROBBED
jesus christ what a move
>>19663799don't worry Buddy you got a bright future, now put the fries in the bag
Kommander's shoulder was up
Takeshitabros...
>>19663807Daddy Magic popping huge for Nigel busting Tony's balls on commentary is literally the perfect dynamic.
>>19663808>>19663815Clon hacked into the refs eyes and made him see both shoulders down
>cold nipples the matchBASED
>>19663823lol
>random EDM music out of nowhere
>womememuting stream
sexual game coming up
MINA IS CUMMING!
MINA
>>19663823Clon OP pleas nerf :(
KWAB
>>19663835>>19663841nah that's me
I'm a Mina simp and I look like that
Lady Frost should have been in the AEW main event scene for years, dunno why TK keeps passing her over
I sent Mina those flowers ;_;
>>19663861Maybe she can stop crying about being called old.
>>19663859I love this dumb asian slut like you wouldn't believe
I want to put an autistic baby in Mina
>>19663851>>19663859guys, I really, really, really love Mina
>>19663861Probably because she nearly killed a jobber with her finish a year ago.
>>19663872that would mean giving mina tylenol during pregnancy
>Mercedes joker arc
>icing on caramel nalgas cakeBros..
>>19663865Gran Naniwa fan, prs undastand
Why do they ever give Mone a mic
Mone and Mortos going on a 3 month honeymoon or something
>I am taking a break from AEW
Who here onions Hechicero?
hechy time
Serious answers only: Who sent the flowers?
BIG HECH
>>19663861She has injured a couple of girls in the past so I guess that takes away any possible push
>psycho slimed CEO vignettevery based and hot
finna be a fuckin' BANGER
Mark being voluntarily bald is funny must make baldies seethe
>>19663895Mina is prime hag material
>>19663898so glad to be rid of that hideous octaroon harlot for a while
>>19663895Me
>>19663897Remember Shida killing Skye Blue and we haven't seen her since?
>>19663909no that's Renee
>>19663908reminder he grew in hair for the Ricochet feud just to troll him. then resumed being bald again after next level worker
>Hechicero in a corsetWhy does he tease us like this?
>>19663895Hint: It's a Death Rider
>>19663937Marina.
>>19663937Based Shafir
>>19663937if Mina's finisher was the Mother's Milk it would make a lot more sense
>>19663922that's not Renee that's Kim Wexler
>>19663943Hechicero should adopt Mother's Milk
>>19663937>Yuta's gonna fuck Mina to get even more cheap heatMy man
>>19663898that was cake, not slime
>>19663958>Mother's Man Milk
>>19663958YO ONIONS LECHE
>>19663934such a saucy minx! ;)
>>19663960>Fuck You YutaMina truly didn't understand what the crowd wanted
>>19663960Yuta is very clearly a bottom.
>>19663958LECHECERO
>>19663969Corsetcero
>>19663973quality post right here
>>19663973KEK
>>19663960nah it's gonna be known joshi slayer DG.Mina took his dance move. Now she will take his young cock and make a man of him.
>no Thicc Mortos and Hechicero teamOne job Tony!
that move was so fast I didn't even see it
>that camera man in tight jeansBros...
>>19663987You can't have 2 thicc rudo luchadores team up like that. It would be too unfair to all their opponents
big hech and mark doing some prime time sat night stuff
>>19663987>no harleygram managerfuck this company
Jay helped him from heaven like Gohan defeating Cell
>>19664012We both know he's in HFIL
>>19664000i wonder if he can touch his ears with his ankles
>>19664007Friendly reminder that this dude is a shoot pedo and you should continue to ignore his posts
>where there is more than one conglomerator, OC is thereI never noticed before but he is pretty Christlike
>>19664011The largest chested team in the world
NEW THREAD>>19664026>>19664026>>19664026>>19664026>>19664026>>19664026
>>19664019>JAY'S NOT UP THERE, HE'S DOWN THERE, IN HELLMJF should have said this
>>19664024OC stands for Orange Christ
Is this really a match that deserves a week plus long build?
>>19664032He did before the first time they feuded over the summer
>>19664032>Along with your teeth!
>>19664030
>>19664044Taking a Eustace
Stokley is a master troll
Stat looks like she's on the wrong team
Willow looks so soft
This might be Harley's worst wrestling gear
Maya can get it
>>19664044Based
Harley smoothly just rolled out the ring after that move
>>19663987Mortos too busy plapping those caramel nalgas
I love Harley so much
>>19664151It should be me
