https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQcz9j0CeocI remember the powerful wave of momentum he had behind him with his rise to the top of the company. Everybody in the main event scene at that time was just putting on banger after banger and he took the world by storm. Literally the first gaijin to win the G1 since Hogan.Now? He is bloated, busted, missing half of his colon, holding Hangman's dilation wand in his hand as far away from his face as he can because being at AEW show is rancidly odious enough as it is, he's got that 1000 cock stare, he had to punch another notch hole into his belt to hold up his denims around his expanding roid gut because he's too arsed to even bother wearing ring gear, the life and youth are out of his eyes, he's probably in some sort of CTE moment of regret and dull recollection of better times in Japan while hanging and banging with Ibushi, he has Oprah Winfrey biceps with what looks like cakemix inside his arms, he's in a state of nihlistic malaise over how much video games suck these days, his hair looks somehow worse.This isn't some hot dog and handshake ham and egger. This is Kenny fucking Omega. We all watched him climb from the bottom to the absolute top of the mountain during New Japan's renaissance; IWGP Heavyweight Championship, the IWGP Intercontinental Championship, they had to create the IWGP United States Heavyweight Championship for him to cool him down for his world title run, the NEVER Openweight 6-Man Tag Team and IWGP Jr. Heavyweight tag and singles belt. He won the G1 and ran Bullet Club. This fucker was THE guy; he ticked all the boxes of an international star. His run was legendary in that company and there was no signs they weren't going to bend the world over backwards to keep him there and happy.Now he can't even run his refrigerators bluetooth ice machine. This is the fat Axl Rose part of his career. The Terminator movies has cursed him into becoming current Ed Furlong
Well look who won the pony!Hate to say I told you so, but I did!
lol not reading keep malding fedophile
>>19663539Keep walking into women's bathrooms, tranny. SURELY you won't get your ass beat.
>>19663539You're mad lol
>>19663539Keep frotting with men, fag
>>19663539Need more crotch-grinding in peoples face in your matches, cumburper?
The fact is Kenny is just old and has a lot of miles on him.People act like he was this young guy during his Bullet Club run. He was not young by any means.He wrestled as a Junior in Japan for a long time. DDT, AJPW, NJPW.
When the dust settles most of these OG AEW guys are gonna admit they thought it was just gonna last a couple of months and that their contracts would be paid out in full. They will have all regretted sawdusting themselves as jokes and losers instead of in Japan or achieving their childhood dreams of going to the WWE.,
>>19664271>incoming tranny seethe
>>19662467Nigger
>>19664298Truth hurts.Like Kenny's missing colon.
Nah, he's fine with the rest of the pedorinos.
I mean, folk...
>>19662467I still miss Super JR Cleaner Kenny.He was kino in 2015.
>>19665952WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIIIIME
>>19662467>e tards still not over kenny big leaguing them in 2019jesus christ
>>19666035He still had 20 feet of colon back then.
>>19666147this was from last week you mark
>>19662467All those stupid belts they supposedly made for him has turned out to be a horrible disease that has plagued other federations. Everyone has a million belts now. Kenny hasn’t done shit his entire AEW run. His most memorable stuff was his tna angle during Covid.
>>19666167Which part, getting his colon removed or get what's left of it getting its shit pushed back in?
>>19666179why are you so obsessed with men's colons?
>>19666186I'm not Kenny.Why is he so obsessed with grooming children?
>>19666188You must be confused, he was not involved in the WWE ring boy scandal
>>19666193Wow...an event over 34 years ago involving most people who are dead.How old was Kenny when he started grooming her?>>19665592
>>19666203idk ask rossy ogawa, he's the expert on that sorta thing
>>19666209>pedo defending their pedos by deflecting to other pedosKeep it in the family too I bet, eh?
>>19663539You got the fed stans maldin' kek
>>19666316Uhhh no, tranny.
>>19662467kek
Kenny pedOmega sure does have a lot in common with the singular AEW pedo on this board
>>19662540As Mama Cornette used to say, "Always keep your colon inside your butt, Jimmy".
>>19667083>the singular AEW pedo on this boardGoodbye, my sides...
>>19665592Wow that reminds me of a singular AEW pedo
Kenny was treated like a big deal in Japan. In AEW he's just another guy. Tony doesn't understand with his "anyone can beat anyone" booking philosophy. Same shit with Tanahashi.
>>19662467time doesn't job to anyone, brotherthe good things never last long enough
>>19662467should have just gone to wwe unironically
>>19666316It do be like that
>>19667083>NOOOO YOU'RE THE PEDOS, NOT US!!! *SQUEALS*Your president is a criminal pedophile and it's on your Hall of Fame
I feel bad for Noojchads because they keep getting accused of being WWE shills when they're just mad the big two sniped some of their top talent
>>19668180Ya STILL seething, trannytits?
>>19665592>Lead singer of the lost prophetsOof
>>19668839Little TOO on the nose, wouldn't you say?
Kenny recently mentioned his hairline looking like dracula's and that got a kek from me
This manlet deformed ramen-noodle headed shitter literally has a prolapsed anus
bizzump
>>19669213This has to be AI
>>19662467Damn, he looks like a pedo now
>>19668188WWE and NJPW chads should align. We are more alike than different, and we have a common enemy.
>>19670096The mask is slipping
>>19670096YIKES
>>19670127Is it
>>19662467You genuinely should go to WWE. Their style is much more suited to him now. A couple of years on the main roster will give him those quarterly merch and residual checks for life, then he can go back to AEW for a retirement run knowing that his bases are covered.This is the suggesting that AEW will go out of business but he's got to survive another 30 years and if I had to bet my financial future on which one would still be around, it would be the public traded conglomerate. Besides, diversifying income never hurt anyone
>>19669213> 1 prolapsed anus> 0.5 colon> 0 dimes
>>19671388Topkek
>>19662467I stopped caring about him when I found out he was a shoot fag lover
>>19672809He's gay?
>>19674464What kind of stupid fucking question is that?
>>19675399ThisSo much this
>>19662467I just scrolled to the bottom of this thread without reading a single post. trannies BTFO'd
>>19676314>I have aas aids?
>>19676314Based cleaner
>>19671331People will get onto you for some of the grammatical errors here but I often wonder what a Kenny WWE run or a Nakamura AEW run would look like
>>19676314>when underage joshis no longer find you attractive
>>19670125I agree. Same with the GCW guys, they also had a venue sniped by Tony before
>>19677344Kek
>>19665592Holy shit. This dude’s like Dorian Gray without the painting to take the brunt of the divine punishment he’s getting for his degeneracy.
>>19670125new japan guys hate you more than we doyou just dont see them because they're more divorced from wwe than us and often ignore it completely
>>19677335Both are lazy mercenaries that would rather be back in glorious Nippon if not for the money. They simply don’t give a shit about putting any sort of effort in the US. I laughed out loud when Nakamura was booked for a 3 second promo with one of the former njpw coconuts for a feud that will go absolutely nowhere so he couldn’t make it back in time for wrestle kingdom. You can’t out carny the Game. Unfortunately Tiny will continue to let his talent walk all over him so Omega will continue his shenanigans.
>>19670093It's not. Not everything is A I. you fucking gay zoomer.
>>19670096...now?!
>>19665592These are both from years ago.
>>19677335>what a Kenny WWE run or a Nakamura AEW run would look likeMind you, Kenny's run would've been in the late 2010s still under Vince. He basically would've been used like AJ Styles. Banger matches with Cena and Brock, and only decent matches with Roman. Probably a great match or two with Zayn/Balor/Bryan. Nakamura.... Just insert him into whatever Okada has been doing and that's exactly what it would've looked like.
>>19665592What a disgusting man. Fucking pedophile
>>19678274That part
>>19678221>"Yeah, but that was yeeeears ago, now. Can we just forgive and forget? Maybe drop the charges. Look, I'll I'll give you $25'000 to forget the whole thing."
he could've deleted the "joke" comparing himself to the lostprophets guy before he hit the send button but chose not towhat does that tell you
>>19662467He was literally never good.
>>19662467>This fucker was THE guy; he ticked all the boxes of an international star.Except being able to cut a promo. Or being adult sized.
>>19680063He could do that, but he needed to be in his cleaner gimmick. Once he just became Kenny omega he was a geek that used to be a good wrestler but was visibly in pain. Add onto that the stresses of being a EVP (which he shouldn't have been ever) and the whole debacle of Punk, and he just is not in to it at all anymore
>>19680177Do you think Kenny and the bucks actually have any sort of corporate responsibilies in their EVP positions? That's silly, bro.
>*unsheathes katana*Nothing personal, kid
>>19680307VOLUMES
>piggiEs still mad they got worked into thinking he was showing up to the 2019 rumble Fuck you Edrone, stay mad
>>19680358>all it took Tony was 8 years to take the biggest wrestling prodigy seen in a decade and destroy it by exposing him as the green shitter he always was without New Japan's camerawork and workmanship instead of having the wherewithall to insist he improve his style to get longevity out of his body and instead indulged him like a long-absentee parent to do whatever he wants>practically every one of his peers and those in his age group have gone on to main event Mania's and won world championships that are actually prestigious and have far surpassed Omega in name recognition. Slowly the new generation behind them is beginning to come into their own while Omega's window to join them dwindles, never mind surpassing them anymore.>Vince offered him $2 million a year right out the gate and would have covered for or downplayed Omega's pedophilia and bisexuality if he wanted instead of Tony letting him embarass himself dressing up like anime princesses and now people are looking at him weirdly for grooming children and those rumours aren't gonna stop.
>>19680358>The Cleaner days are long behind him, not that collecting toy trinket indy shitter belts beating nobody after nobody meant anything in the long run because although belt armor looks cool, it doesn't draw.>this of course was back when Omega looked like he was worth a million dollars instead of the busted and bloated 200 pounds of bird shit he looks like now.>would be lucky to get a cameo as a security guard in an NXT backstage segment anymore>still having The Bung Yucks suck his asshole everywhere he goes like clone Ed Leslie's without having the courtesy ro switch their ginmicks up once in a while cause they sure as shit ain't young anymore. Are they friends?? Are they not?? Who gives a fuck anymore?>passive aggressively shat talked Brock Lesnar's diverticulitis through a videogame he made that Lesnar would never play or see and no one ending up buying. As if Brock would give a shit what Omega would say that he didn't have the balls to say to his face. Kenny up with the same condition from all his steroids and gay ass sex in some comedically divine case of karma. Is currently missing parts of his shitpipe, much to Ibushi's dismay.>better to be a hasbeen then a never was, but can no longer lay claim to either.Weird flex, but okay.
>>19680358
>>19680307More like unsheathed butterknife.
>>19662467
>>19662467the dude has been out injured more than he's been active wrestling in the 6 years he's been in AEW.
Bampf
>>19681482Oof
>>19681482>"JEEEEEZZZUUZZ, I ATE THREE OF THEM!"
>>19681473I made the post you replied to but this legit made me laugh out loud good job
>>19683439Jej
>>19683816Riveting contribution.
>>19662467He has aids fuck off
>>19685350So?Shouldn't have been a godless sodomite.No sympy.
>>19662467>what AEW does to a motherfuckerno, that's what 10 years and steroids do to a middle-aged man
>>19685974Not to mention all the ass sex both giving and receiving, the injuries piled up from being an untrained, uncoordinated goofy shitter, missing half of his colon, and the stress of dodging child protective service agents, amirite?
>>19680177The cleaner gimmick is just Kenny Omega wearing sunglasses. His promos were always awful and he's a midget.
>>19686056the steroids ruined his innards, and even the "properly trained" people injure themselves to comical degrees these days, often while they're actively doing their training regimens. also the "greats" diddled middle school girls in the 80s and early 90s and half the "real manly men" of the business took it up the bum from pat pattersonkenny omega is really as typical of a wrestler as they get. is he good? no, but he's just like everyone else. he just doesn't pretend he isn't
>>19686118>is he good? no, but he's just like everyone else. he just doesn't pretend he isn'tIf he's fine being the shiniest turd in a bowl of shit for the benefit of no one and the detriment of only himself and his legacy and health, by all means. Let him wallow in his own irrelevancy by aiming for the gutter of mediocrity. He's clearly made it.>also the "greats" diddled middle school girls in the 80s and early 90s and half the "real manly men" of the business took it up the bum from pat patterson>all your favourites diddled people and sexually molested each other for favours and were degenerates too. That makes it okay to do when my favourites do it and continue such abhorrent behaviour when they supposedly know better
>>19662467Kenny did this to himself. AEW just enabled his addiction to sawdusting.
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