Hello peedub frens, and welcome to episode 3 of K-WAB Hype Zone! You might be wondering why you're seeing this thread on a Saturday night, when we would usually be running an episode of Saturday Night Metal. The answer is that this is the start of a new broadcast schedule which is meant to ensure that we can deliver a show every week. Instead of trying to do both Hype Zone and SNM every week, we will simply alternate between the two. One week is simply not enough to deliver that much content, especially while constantly trying to expand and improve the company. So, this week we have an episode of Hype Zone, and next week it will be an episode of Saturday Night Metal, and it will alternate from here on out. But don't worry, because Hype Zone will now be upgraded to a full show with five matches, even if it won't be quite as content-packed as an episode of SNM. This week, here's what we got lined up for you:>Kemonito Vs Loco Bandito in a qualifying match for the Iron Eagle Cup>Rey Mysterio Vs The Great Muta in another Iron Eagle Cup qualifying match>Jushin Liger Vs Hayabusa (also an Iron Eagle qualifying match)>SHREK making his debut against the Booty Man>The fifth match will be a fan-booked match. That's right, we encourage you to make your match suggestions in this thread and the best one will become the main event!We are confident that this new show schedule will help us to deliver these shows in a much more timely and efficient manner. By switching back and forth between the higher-effort show and the lower-effort show, we buy the time that we need to continue making things better and better. So, without any further ado, it's time to GET HYPED for episode 3 of K-WAB Hype Zone!Intro Theme:https://files.catbox.moe/0v4170.mp3>Official K-WAB Channel:https://www.bitchute.com/channel/ANkif28xbBNW>Official K-WAB Email Address:pepevonerich@proton.me
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
As you can see, our main focus this week is the Iron Eagle Cup, which is a tournament to determine who will be the first-ever K-WAB Cruiserweight Champion. There are ten competitors in the tournament, but five of them will be eliminated via qualifying matches and we have three of them this week. The other two will take place next week on Saturday Night Metal. For tonight though, we got four great matchups for you, including the debut of the big green machine, Shrek! I put him up against the cringiest jobber we got, so the results should be amusing. And don't forget to drop your match suggestions in this thread because the fifth match will be booked by you, the fans.
Let's just get the obvious out of the way first for this boards resident nonce.
And while we're previewing things, let's take a look at the card for next week's episode of Saturday Night Metal. This one's gonna be a real barn burner, bah gawd!
On our last show, we brought you a mix of wholesome holiday cheer, horrific violence, and even a little bit of rape. If you haven't had a chance to check out Sunday Night Yuletide, we highly recommend catching up.https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/19622643
For the next few weeks, we will be focusing heavily on the Iron Eagle Cup. As you may know, there are a total of 7 championships in the works, and the Cruiserweight championship will be the fourth of them. We have selected our finest junior heavyweights for this tournament, which will become an annual tradition in the future. This week is just part of the opening rounds, as this tournament will be going on for about five weeks. And so, ladies and gentlemen, with this post I hereby begin the Iron Eagle Cup!
>>19664431You fuck horses
Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it will be an Iron Eagle Cup qualifying match. Introducing first...from the Mayan underworld of Xibalba...weighing 99 pounds, Kemonito!Entrance Video:https://www.bitchute.com/video/Xf5ZuGnOgZMHEntrance Theme:https://files.catbox.moe/donmcj.mp3
And his opponent...from the donkey show in Tijuana, weighing 165 pounds...he is the most racist man in Mexico, Loco Bandito!Entrance Video:https://www.bitchute.com/video/MznBWKXNlRh2Entrance Theme:https://files.catbox.moe/fh8pwv.mp3
>>19664542No one here cares what you said when you confronted your father.
>Kemonito, ju are such a greasy spic, ju fucking taco slurping border hopping drug smuggling illegal immigrant fruit picker! Ju will never be a true honorary Aryan like me!
>>19664542As I have explained in the past, the genitalia of a frog is not sufficient to pleasure a horse, nor to derive any pleasure from such an act. However, since your mother is a midget like Kemonito, frog dick works just fine for her.
>>19664542
Hey Robert
>>19664600good shit
Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner by pinfall...Kemonito!
What's Pepe's tought on the idea of signing russia's favorite wrestler?
>>19664542He also used to trade CP with wolfcuck
>>19664609Arizonian?
>>19664542You suck tranny dick from the back
>>19664640I actually already have a CAW for him, but it isn't finished. he's one of several hundred who fall into that category. I have something particular in mind for the video game characters later on down the line.
>>19664664Bizzased
On Sunday Night Yuletide, our main event was a Gigadimes title match between David Benoit and The Undertaker and it certainly delivered the mix of joy and violence that we intended to bring you. Some dimeles department store Santa Claus decided to invade the match and got a terrible beatdown for the trouble. That's what he gets for sticking his drunken hobo nose where it didn't belong. There was a little bit of cheating from Paul Bearer, but thankfully no demonic summonings this time. For once, Undertaker got a relatively clean win with the Tombstone. And then came the big swerve...Instead of sacrificing him to the devil as he had hinted at in a previous promo, The Undertaker offered Benoit a chance to join the Ministry of Darkness. Benoit accepted, and only time will tell what this means for everyone else here at K-WAB Wrestling.
uhhhhhhhh yeah I gotta say Apu, I just uhhhh didn't care for this match very much. I mean...you know...when they uhhh beat up Santa Claus it made me kind of uhhh sad. I mean, I don't believe in Santa Claus or anything but, you know, still. I really don't uhhh understand why Benoit joined the Ministry, I don't know why he would just uhhh forgive them like that. But, you know, it wasn't total garbage so I gave it a 69%. I really just uhhhhh needed to see a few more flips in this one, Apu.
Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it will be another Iron Eagle Cup qualifying match.Introducing first...from San Diego, California, weighing 175 pounds...the master of the 619, Rey Mysterio!Entrance Video:https://www.bitchute.com/video/N30vxxsXhBULEntrance Theme:https://files.catbox.moe/ebt5o7.mp3
>>19664718Fuck off with your Auschwitz stars and flips, you tongue wagging hanger-on.
And his opponent...from the land of the rising sun, weighing 219 pounds...he is the grand wizard of puro, The Great Muta!Entrance Video:https://www.bitchute.com/video/eIKu2lPxwPAfEntrance Theme:https://files.catbox.moe/04veha.mp3
And here we go with our next qualifying match! One of these men will move on to the final five for a chance at Cruiserweight gold. It's Lucha Vs Puro, it's the underdog against the wizard...it's Rey Mysterio Vs The Great Muta and it's right here:https://www.bitchute.com/video/30ZaCZVFU2aD
Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner by pinfall...Rey Mysterio!
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>>19664830Fuck, do we ever need this shit around here.
>Next Saturday, we will finally learn what has become of Kane. We only knew that he was sent to Hell by the evil spells of Paul Bearer, but new information has now come to light. Yes, Kane will have to face TRIAL BY COMBAT in an attempt to fight his way out of hell...and it turns out that hell actually has its own wrestling fed! Yes, this Saturday, through a special agreement with HellFire Wrestling, we will broadcast Kane's battles against the denizens of the abyss LIVE FROM HELL! His first opponent is a mystery man, but the shape of this person might be a little clue for some of you. Don't miss HELLFIRE WRESTLING, where the devil himself is the promoter, Freddy Krueger is the referee, and every show is filled to capacity because the audience is forced to be there.
>>19664877Crude, but effective.
On Sunday Night Yuletide, we saw the much-anticipated matchup between Ryback and Goldberg. A steel cage was employed to prevent any further interference from Degeneration X, and this resulted in a good clean fight that left the audience quite happy. It seems that we had some rather, shall we say, antisemitic fans in the audience, and they made their dislike of Goldberg very clear. And finally, Ryback delivered the Shell Shock and pinned Goldberg with his foot, showing once and for all who is the best roided-up bald guy around here!
well uhhhh you know Apu I had mixed feelings about this match. Of course you know that I'm uhhhh jewish, so it was hard for me to get on Ryback's side. But the match was uhhh actually pretty good, you know, both of them are like, big powerful guys and they uhhh threw each other around like big powerful guys are supposed to do. And uhhh quite frankly with all this talk about ovens and gas, I'm getting a little uhhhh nervous. And that's why I rated this match an 88%, as kind of uhhhhh a little peace offering to the nazis in the crowd so that they don't...you know, toss me in the uhhhh oven.
Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall. And it will be yet another Iron Eagle Cup qualifying match! Introducing first...from Tokyo, Japan, weighing 210 pounds...he is Jushin "Thunder" Liger!Entrance Video:https://www.bitchute.com/video/mwcpSKVFI0tdEntrance Theme:https://files.catbox.moe/2zpif4.mp3
And his opponent...from parts unknown, weighing 225 pounds...please welcome the flying assassin, Hayabusa!Entrance Video:https://www.bitchute.com/video/NNzPnFCGqnyKEntrance Theme:https://files.catbox.moe/s55jbj.mp3
Alright and here is the last of tonight's Iron Eagle Cup qualifying matches! We got Hayabusa taking on a debuting Jushin "Thunder" Liger. Both of these guys are absolute legends and so this match could easily go either way. Only one of these two formidable competitors can move on to the final five. Who will it be?https://www.bitchute.com/video/BCpPyN1JSzbR
For the first time, we would like to give everyone a look at the complete contender list. Bear in mind that tonight's results have not yet been added. In this pic, you can see the top ten in each category. Here are the others:Heavyweight:>11. Harambe>12. Brody King>13. David Benoit>14. Cactus Jack>15. Kane>16. Ric Flair>17. Terry Funk>18. Mr. Perfect>19. Captain Confederate>20. Steve Austin>21. Steven Regal>22. Randy Savage>23. Sting>24. Mike Aweoms>25. Antonio Inoki>26. Rick Rude>27. RybackThe other divisions have not yet exceeded ten competitors so now you know the complete rankings. Bear in mind that some of these people are ranked a little higher or lower than they should be due to early wins or early losses.
Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner by pinfall...the flying assassin, Hayabusa!
On our last show, we saw one of the most insane matchups we have ever seen. This is what women's wrestling should be. Before the match, Sunny killed two old men with her car, and so the police showed up at the arena looking for her. After receiving no help from the locker room, they spoke to President Von Erich, who offered them a $10,000 "donation" to look the other way and let him deal out her punishment instead. The police accepted, and Sunny's punishment was to be beaten and raped by THE WALL, brother! She went on to lose the match by submission and be declared as the KWAB of the week. Yes, it was a harsh punishment, but she has now killed at least three old men withe her reckless driving and we here at K-WAB Wrestling felt that she deserved the worst. She is now indebted to President Von Erich for $10,000, which will be paid in blowjobs. Bull Nakano Vs Sunnyhttps://www.bitchute.com/video/0rQOL3BOB1yb
Uhhhhhhhhhh you know, this one got a 70% from me because there were things I liked and things I didn't like. uhhh first of all I liked, you know, all the sexual uhh antics, if you will...because they uhhhh made my peepee hard. But at the same time, uhhh this one just can't compare to Abu Zago Vs Napo Zeno in the Kurokian Hall. Uhhh that was really the greatest match of all time and I expect everything to be like that so uhhhhhhh you know, I gave this one a mixed score.
Alright, now it's time for this week's video promo! Since Hype Zone is now a full fleged show, we will include 1-2 video promos each week. Hype Zone doesn't have a designated "Opening Promo" segment like Saturday Night Metal, so most of them will probably be prematch promos like this one. And so, this week we have Shrek and The Booty Man with a few words on their upcoming match. I can't believe I actually had to voice the Booty Man lol. This one was a lot of fun to do.https://www.bitchute.com/video/kk1YqNEE4vmw
>>19665029based and BAWK'd
Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner...the big green machine, SHREK!
Alright, and now we're gonna open the floor for fan suggestions on booking our main event. Here is a summary of the four matches we have brought you thus far. These Hype Zone matches are comparatively simple and so I can produce one in a fairly short amount of time. So, make some posts and tell me what match you would like to see in the main event. Anyone that has previously been booked is eligible. I can't do new characters because that would take too long. I'd have to make the CAW, do their entrances, etc. etc., so please stick with people that I have already booked in the past.
>>19665164Styles vs. Michaels
>>19665164>Kazuchika Okada vs. Mr. Perfect>Jake Roberts vs. Randy Savage>The Scurvy Dogs vs. The Road Warriors
>Are you having fun playing with your dolls dear?
>>19665203More fun than the 10 nogs that played inside Nash's asshole.
>>19665164Punk vs. Austin
>>19665203More fun than the day your mom gave birth to you out of her asshole because her cunt was so busy.
>>19665187Unfortunately I do not have finished CAWs for either of them, although both of them will definitely be added in the future. >>19665197All of these are great suggestions. For now I am designating Okada Vs Perfect as the frontrunner.
>>19665212I have a finished Austin CAW but not a punk CAW. If you guys like, I can go ahead and type up a list of active people. Might make things easier.
>>19665203Nash brought toys.
>Current Active Roster:Antonio InokiHulk HoganRic FlairSabuSteve AustinStingTerry FunkAtsushi OnitaCactus JackCaptain ConfederateJake RobertsJushin LigerKazuchika OkadaLex LugerNecro ButcherRey MysterioShaggy 2 DopeViolent JThe Great MutaThe SandmanThe UndertakerThe Ultimate WarriorUltimo DragonVaderEddie GuerreroHarambeHarry PotheadHayabusaJerry LawlerLa ParkaMike AwesomeRick RudeRicky SteamboatShingo TakagiSteven RegalGuntherHomeless JimmyKemonitoPsicosisLudwig KaiserLoco BanditoWolfieHawk AnimalRick SteinerScott SteinerJay BriscoeMark BriscoeScurvy PierreScurvy DheegEarthquakeTyphoonPitbull #1Pitbull #2Invader #1Invader #2Brody KingA BearAdam ColeLuna VachonNatsupoiLA KnightSubhojeet MukherjeeBig Knife ManjuMabelMisticoDavid BenoitDaniel BryanLiv MorganTessa BlanchardThe Booty ManRandy SavageBobby EatonStan LaneRoman ReignsFrankenstein DraculaMr. PerfectTourettes GuyHangman PageThe Iron SheikThe OutbreakRybackHHHGoldbergBull NakanoSunnyTHE WALL BROTHERSkeletorShrek
>>19665272how about rude vs steamboat? that could be good.
>>19665272ryback vs the wall
>>19665272VERY impressive list. I know first hand how much of a bitch it is to create these characters, including other games. I haven't delved too deeply into FirePro World, but I did with FirePro Returns! and the amount of wrestlers I made for that took a long time but it was worth it for the kino that they produced. So long as you got the harddrive and memory space and the functional computah, I can't wait to see what this list is going to look like in a years time. Keep it up.I wouldn't mind seeing>Steamboat vs. Savage>Bryan vs. Hayabusa>Rude vs. Perfect>Tourette's Guy vs. Lawler>Ultimo Dragon vs. Guerrero>Roberts vs. Vader>Flair vs. Okada>Blanchard vs. Vachon>Goldberg vs. The Ultimate Warrior>Regal vs. Flair.
>>19665203We gotta pull them out of your asshole first.
>>19665308Thanks brother. I'm sure you understand why I can only add 1-4 new people per show. It can take a long time to make a good CAW, especially for someone as autistic as myself. There are actually quite a few names that were left off the list because I'm saving them for surprise debuts, but that list includes everyone I have booked so far. As for your matchups, I like a lot of these. Steamboat Vs Savage sounds very promising, as does Blanchard Vs Vachon just because I've been thinking of booking that one anyway. But I think it's time to make a decision so I can get started on the match. No offense to any of the other posters, but I think Mr. Perfect Vs Kazuchika Okada still sounds like the best main event. I'm actually surprised nobody booked a title match because that was a potential option. All of these suggestions are great but I think Perfect Vs Okada is our winner. And if the thread is still going tomorrow, I will do one of the others. At this point I would consider Luna Vachon Vs Tessa Blanchard to be the frontrunner for tomorrow's extra match. I wasn't originally going to do a sixth match but there are a lot of good suggestions here, so fuck it let's shoot the works and do two fan-booked matches this week. Alright, I'm going to get started on the match. I will keep everyone posted and get it done ASAP.
The match has now been recorded and it came out pretty good. Took three tries to get a good match, the first couple weren't very good. In the editing phase now.
Editing is complete, now I just have to put some commentary on this and it's ready to upload.
Just checking in to remind everyone that despite spending over a decade seething Lundy has in fact made ZERO (0) DENTS with his sunk cost fallacy.
Alright, the match is now finished and uploading. That was only about an hour and a half, not too bad. A more complex match can take a lot longer than that. This one turned out pretty good for a rush job, I think you bastards will like it.
>>19665559As soon as some clever anon suggested adding Shrek, I knew that his promos would be a lot of fun. That's honestly one of the main reasons we added him.
>>19665131oh shit booty man resurrected the ghost of chris benoit to help him
Next Saturday on Metal, Sabu will face the Ultimate Challenge. As the new #1 contender, The Warrior has a chance to reign supreme in K-WAB Wrestling by winning the World Heavyweight Championship. There's no stipulations on this one, it's just going to be a straight up fight to the finish with the top title on the line!
Last week on Sunday Night Yuletide, we conducted our first 4-way matchup, and what a chaotic brawl it was! Vader, LA Knight, Rick Rude, and The Ultimate Warrior had an absolute war in that ring, but the results turned out to be quite surprising. Due to Vader's dominant record in K-WAB Wrestling, he was considered the odds-on favorite to win. However, after the Warrior eliminated Rude, LA Knight scored a huge upset and pinned Vader, However, he didn't have enough left to take down The Warrior, who got the win with a beautiful flying shoulder block from the top rope. Yes, I know the Warrior didn't go off the top rope in real life but if we just used his real moveset all his matches would be short and boring. In any case, that is how the Warrior earned a shot at the World Championship.https://www.bitchute.com/video/SpBxmADyIGEi
uhhhh yeah I just absolutely loved this one even though I kinda um you know...hate the warrior. It was just such a big chaotic mix and I like that kind of thing, it like, reminds me of those huge chaotic tag matches that uhhhhh Gedo books all the time. So yeah, my dog also uhh loved this match, at least ummmm I think he did. you know, he kind of uhhh pissed all over the floor when he saw Vader and uhhh that like usually means he, you know, likes something.
>>19665636
Click below to see Shrek and The Booty Man tangle in the squared circle! Should have posted this earlier but what can I say, it's been a long day. This is a fine example of what happens when you put a scary green swamp monster up against a cringey faggot jobber. Booty Man was the worst gimmick of a guy who had a lifetime worth of bad gimmicks, so he deserves everything he gets.https://www.bitchute.com/video/qaJRDYdUB2NB
>>19665638uhhhh hey that's no way to talk to, you know, a respected um broadcast journalist like uuuuuhhhhh myself. you need to uhhhh do a flip or something and then i'll give you five uhhh stars, and I'll even throw in some, you know, Meltzer burgers too. How about that?
Alright everyone, the main event has finally finished uploading, and now we can proceed with Kazuchika Okada Vs Mr. Perfect.
>>19664557>>19664638mucho pesos mucho basado
Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it will be our MAIN EVENT!Introducing first...from Robbinsdale, Minnesota, weighing 257 pounds...This is MR. PERFECT!Entrance Video:https://www.bitchute.com/video/rSOXFFQZOgmrEntrance Theme:https://files.catbox.moe/61dwac.mp3
>>19665666I predict a win for my Perfect friend
And his opponent...from Aichi, Japan, weighing 236 pounds...this is the rainmaker, Kazuchika Okada!Entrance Video:https://www.bitchute.com/video/qqp4rSNX6zVnEntrance Theme:https://files.catbox.moe/ypsj9c.mp3
Alright, here we go with our MAIN EVENT for the evening! And just so you guys know, the fan-booked main event thing is not a one-time gimmick. Fan-booked main events will be the norm here on Hype Zone from now on. So, if your suggestion didn't make the cut this week, there's no need to worry because you'll have another chance next time. And now, without any further ado, let's see two of the greatest ring technicians in the world goin at it like a couple of crazed fighting roosters!https://www.bitchute.com/video/R6Fan1RZDgRB
>>19665556Zero is correct. Lundy doesn't have a single victory in all his time on asp/pw. He gets btfo by everyone
Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner by pinfall...MR. PERFECT!
>>19665641>"...u maybe going back to uh, the afterlife. Maybe heaven, maybe hell, depending on whether or not you believe he actually did it or not. Heh-heh-heh...."
>>19664431SWEET intro theme!
>>19665556>>19665691
Hello frens, it's me again with another little song to drop. I was commissioned to make a theme song for Hell Fire Wrestling,>>19664862the devil's wrestling company, in which Kane will have to fight his way back from the bowels of hell. We won't be doing a full show of HFW matches, but it is possible that Kane won't be the last wrestler who has to fight his way out of hell.Anyway, the theme song for HFW is called "I Can't Wait To Die So I Can Burn In Hell." Here it is:https://files.catbox.moe/9e26y8.mp3
By the way, due to the nature of the lyrics of this song, >>19665730I would like to state for the record that I am not into satanism or devil worship or anything like that. This song is presented for humor, and because it fits a current storyline. You guys probably understand this but I wanted to say it anyway.
>>19665730>"A hellish wrestling company ran by the Devil himself can only imply one thing: invasion."
>>19664566>from the donkey show in tijuanaKek!
>>19665717>>19665719>>19665722Glad you gentlemen are enjoying the show. Salud. That's all we have for tonight, but I am going to do one more match tomorrow after getting some much-needed sleep. That match has not been decided yet so feel free to make any suggestions you might have. As always, thanks for coming out and we will see you tomorrow.
>>19664600Why was this deleted?
>>19665760Thank you for bringing this to my attention. It was no doubt our resident troll attempting to cause trouble with false reports. But we aren't about to let him get away with that! Here is Loco Bandito Vs Kemonito!https://www.bitchute.com/video/MHclo957E3Zz
>>19664600don't even care about the rape shit but that is just pure talent lmao
>>19665774meant this for the jingle
For the second time, here is the improved version of my red-hot holiday 92 hit, "Jingle Bell Rape!" https://files.catbox.moe/y5v4r7.mp3
>>19665774>>19665776Not to worry, fren! We aren't going to let Wolfie ruin our Christmas cheer. He's really trying to be the bitch that stole KWABsmas once again but to no avail. He hates this one too:https://www.bitchute.com/video/anIjBnHEZaGN
>>19665792OH SHIT, NIGGA! DEM DIGITS!!!!
>>19665792Lundy is still seething over KWABOTY going to Janela
>>19665792
>>19665798>>19665800>>19665801Based. Let this be a lesson to Wolfie's bitch ass that all of his little tricks are useless against the power of meme magic.
>>19665806>Guerrero and Bryan vs. wolfpedoI sense an impending grudge match.
>>19665593No stipulation? You sure this is a safe idea, Pepe? I think Vader is still not done yet and will crash the match like last time. We can only hope he was only getting his hands on Flair but I'm quite sure he's still hot for the gold.
>>19665987I think that was actually the first of wolfie's 7 deadly kwabs
bump
>>19665081Why does stone cold sound like david schulz kek
>>19665131Rooting for the booty man. Let's go daddy!
>>19665152Where's the match?
>>19666713right here>>19665641
>>19665641kek a worthy debut
>>19666395I think after everything the board, Bryan and Guerrerro have endured at the hands of that fucking faggot, that a mutual silent agreement by the two exist to fuck with wolftits from now on.
>>19667090yeah fr, he's definitely the one who tried to sabotage this thread. mfer needs to be gassed.
>>19667204I'd be more open to him having his harddrives siezed and him committing suicide via being strangled by his internet cable, but I'll take what i can get at this point.
Glad to see the thread is still going, thank you gentlemen. I will be doing Tessa Blanchard Vs Luna Vachon today as a special bonus match, but it might not be posted until later tonight because I have had something come up IRL. Nothing serious, of course, just a matter that has to be handled and which will take up several key hours. However, the editing is already done so it will definitely be posted tonight. I'll just have to slap some commentary on that bitch when I get back and get it uploaded. And yes>>19667318>>19667204>>19667090We are absolutely aware that Wolfie is the one who has been attempting to sabotage this fed for some time now. And now you know why we rip on him so much. But as usual, he has failed to do anything but make an ass of himself. Interesting fact: I actually gave Wolfie a win on the first episode, hence why he is on the contender list. I wasn't originally going to bury him quite so hard, but he keeps provoking and so his fate continues to get worse. We have something truly horrible and disgusting in store for him on next week's show.
>>19665792>>19665798KWAB
>>19664578>>19665131>>19665771>>19665641I would also like to apologize for that little posting mistake on the Shrek/Booty Man match. I guess I was just getting tired and got ahead of myself there. The thing with the Kemonito/Loco post was Wolfie attempting to sabotage things, but the Shrek match was my mistake entirely and I take full responsibility for it. Hopefully the new show schedule will allow us to finally get ahead enough to start using an actual script again. We've been doing all this with only a barebones script since episode 9 or so.
>>19667940>The thing with the Kemonito/Loco post was Wolfie attempting to sabotage things, but the Shrek match was my mistake entirely and I take full responsibility for it.Nigga? Shrek don't need apologies for anything. And don't let woflclit get you down or interrupt/interfere with anything. I mean, the reason Lundy was born out of his mom's asshole was because her cunt was so busy. Its pretty much expected that weird fucker is going to keep showing up, but he's welcome to, after all. He can come to the /pw/ Municipal Arena all he wants, but he's not permitted to come inside the building. He can take a seat and watch the show out by the the dumpsters out back; you know, near the alley and spot where Nash was raped.
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Based show.
>>19665708the perfect record remains unbroken
I am pleased to report that Luna Vachon Vs Tessa Blanchard is now finished and uploading. The match will proceed as soon as it's ready.
Last Sunday, Cactus Jack and Steve Austin went at it in a brutal exploding warzone deathmatch. Explosives inside the ring, explosives outside the ring, and it was a damn massacre in there. I thought Austin had him with that stunner on the exploding board, but Foley somehow managed to survive all that and score a huge win for himself, using the combination of a piledriver, an explosion, and a well-placed light tube to finally put Stone Cold away. This match was honestly added at the last minute, but it came out great all the same, and that's why we have scheduled a rematch between these two in the near future.https://www.bitchute.com/video/frVNyIIQSUuF
well, uhhh I just want to say that I really liked this uhhh match. I always uhhh really liked mick foley, and he really, you know, showed why he's known as the uhhh hardcore legend. I don't usually, you know, like this uhhh deathmatch stuff but like, this one kinda reminded me of ECW and I did like that just uhhhhhhhhhhh because it was owned by my good uh friend Paul Heyman. So, I went ahead and gave this one 98%, that's uhhhh a five star match right there. I wish there had been some uhhh flips but there were lots of, you know, good kickouts so I liked it anyway.
Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it will be a No Holds Barred match!Introducing first...from Charlotte, North Carolina, weighing 125 pounds...she is the undeniable diamond, Tessa Blanchard! Entrance Video:https://www.bitchute.com/video/R6pyonqhKtixEntrance Theme:https://files.catbox.moe/ke0aot.mp3
And her opponent...from the other side of darkness, weighing 140 pounds...she is the goddess of the squared circle, Luna Vachon!Entrance Video:https://www.bitchute.com/video/Z4dnSISBHQYxEntrance Theme:https://files.catbox.moe/3rbbgx.mp3
And here it is, our special encore match to finish out this episode of Hype Zone! Both of these women are looking to score a win and move up the rankings, and neither of them is backing up an inch. Click below to see Luna Vachon Vs Tessa Blanchard!https://www.bitchute.com/video/39AspJjdXppc
>>19670008based
>>19670008>FRESH MEEEEEAAAT!!!
Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner by pinfall...Luna Vachon!
Archive Apu here, just coming out of the archive room to drop some links to previous shows. You can use these links to catch up on anything that you may have missed. If you're looking for something specific and you don't want to go looking through all these threads, ask me for some help and I will be happy to point you in the right direction. I am also authorized to share images, transparencies, audio clips, etc. upon request.Sunday Night Yuletide 2025: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/19622643Hype Zone Episode 2: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/19611276Saturday Night Metal Ep. 11: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/19528376Hype Zone Episode 1: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/19508256Saturday Night Metal Ep. 10: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/19331735Samhain Sacrifice Night 2: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/19202363Samhain Sacrifice Night 1: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/19187849Saturday Night Metal Ep. 9: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/19031496Saturday Night Metal Ep. 8: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18976080Saturday Night Metal Ep. 7: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18926176Saturday Night Metal Ep. 6: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18812145Saturday Night Metal Ep. 5: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18761416Saturday Night Metal Ep. 4: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18700473Saturday Night Metal Ep. 3: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18636314Saturday Night Metal Ep. 2: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18303396Saturday Night Metal Ep. 1: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18232795Independence Day Rumble: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18159930
Just to give you guys an update on the Iron Eagle Tournament, the following men have been eliminated:>Loco Bandito>Great Muta>Jushin LigerAnd the following men have qualified for the round robin portion of the tournament:>Kemonito>Rey Mysterio>HayabusaNext week, we will have the last two qualifying matches:>Ultimo Dragon Vs Shingo Takagi>Mistico Vs Eddie GuerreroWe will also (probably) be able to reveal the new Cruiserweight Championship belt, as beltmaker Pepe has assured us that it will be ready in time. There will also be a trophy for the winner, and we are hoping that it will be ready by next week as well.
And we've got just one more match to recap for you, as this one was too good to leave out. Antonio Inoki made his debut at Sunday Night Yuletide, gaining an impressive win over Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat. The Dragon put up one hell of a fight, using his characteristic mix of wrestling and martial arts to give Inoki a run for his money. There was nothing but good clean sportsmanship in this match, but after the match Mr. Inoki announced that he was starting a new stable called The Inoki Dojo. This stable is apparently open only to Japanese competitors, but no members have been announced as yet.https://www.bitchute.com/video/XI4becrkQQBI
>>19670291uhhhhh yeah ummmm uhhhhh this match was just uhh incredible. uhh yeah it was so great that my dog ummm puked up all the, you know, spaghetti that I gave him. Then he kinda uhhhh started running around in, like, circles, and uhhh he started barking and you know, it kind of, like, sounded like he was saying "INOKI BOM BA YE." But uhhhh you know, I had been uhhh up for like 3 days at this point because I uhhhh got this really good, ummm blow from my good friend uhhhhh Tony. But anyway, the match was uhhhhhhhhhhhh awesome, and I gave it a 93%. Five uhhh stars.
>>19670310You know Dave, you're kind of a fucked up guy. I think I'm gonna have to talk to President Von Erich and see if we can get someone else to review these matches next time. All you do is whine and complain about everything, and even when I agree with you, you still always have something retarded to add. You know what? Next time, I'm gonna see if we can get Grug up in here to review the matches.
Alright, that's enough uhhhhhing and ummming from that faggot Meltzer. let's take a quick look at how this week's matches have affected the rankings. The complete list for last week can be found here >>19665023>Kemonito defeated Loco Bandito to retain the #1 contendership (Cruiserweight). Loco remains at #7.>Rey Mysterio defeated Great Muta to become the #10 contender (Cruiserweight). Muta remains unranked. >Hayabusa defeated Jushin Liger to retain the #9 contendership (Cruiserweight). Liger remains unranked.>Shrek defeated The Booty Man to become the #28 contender (Heavyweight). Booty Man remains unranked.>Mr. Perfect defeated Kazuchika Okada to become the #9 contender (Heavyweight). Okada drops down to #18.>Luna Vachon defeated Tessa Blanchard to become the #4 contender (Women's). Tessa remains unranked.
Ladies and gentlemen, this concludes Episode 3 of K-WAB Hype Zone. We hope that you have enjoyed the show, as we have certainly had fun presenting you with this little circus of autism. As stated earlier, this is the beginning of a new biweekly schedule, in which we will alternate between Saturday Night Metal and Hype Zone. As you can see, one advantage of doing these quick and simple Hype Zone matches is the fact that we can do more of them, and we can even do them on demand. As such, every episode of Hype Zone will have at least one fan-booked match. You guys gave a lot of good suggestions, which is why I went ahead and did an extra one this week. Next time you see us, it will be next Saturday when we bring you episode 12 of Saturday Night Metal. So, until next time, we thank you for joining us and this is Pepe Von Erich signing off.
>>19667718If you really want to send Lundy into a tailspin make him wrestle a handicap match against Shankism and Hennimore.
>>19670490not him but who is hennimore? serious question because i've heard his name a few times.
>>19670510He owns Lundy's bussy.
>>19670527kek makes sense that he would be somebody's bitch. now that's hard times daddeh.
>>19670087>literally wins a wresting match the day before what would have been her 64th birthdayBased Luna drawing dimes from beyond the GRAVE, brother!
>>19670510hennimore is part of the 92 crew. He hates Lundy/Iyoschizo. Hennimore is also legally blind and has to use some accessibility shit to use the internet
>>19670566I remember a time when my friends were talking about how much they wanted to fuck sable and sunny, and i was like fuck that give me luna cuz i know that bitch will ride my dick like a wild screaming monster. she was a really good wrestler too.
>>19670577sounds like a good dude to me
>>19670578Luna would have been something else, especially in the saddle. Gangrel said that he met Luna day one of wrestling school. She saw him and screamed in that fucking croaky blown out vocal chords of hers, "FRESH MEEEEEAT!!!" and jumped on his back and started biting him. And you just know they had all sorts of fucked up, drug fuelled sex with the absolute weirdest shit after that. Luna's bipolar disorder would have been hard to keep up with. If you want something of a tragic story, you should watch her Dark Side Of The Ring episode. The shit she endured at the tender age of three just went and explained how she ended up in life, its so fucked up. I like thinking she's not a tragedy and that she got something of a victory what with her son ending up being a successful chef.
>>19665730
Please bring back ChiefPiggyHunter OCs!
>>19670746based luna
>>19670632gangrel was a lucky man indeed, she was a real one
>>19670351>WE WANT GRUG>WE WANT GRUG
>>19670188welp i found what im doing today
>>19670351
>>19672887>that filename based doggo knows best. we should turn him into our version of kabosu.
>>19672985that's a pretty good idea, kabosu is gone but spaghetti dog lives on
>>19672887>>19672985>>19673933
>>19675616 based
>>19665131>NEVER TRESPASS IN ME SWAMP
>>19665272very impressive roster, but i see why you said you needed more jobbers. you've got a lot of chiefs and not a lot of indians.
i was just curious if duckduckgo's AI knew anything about the term KWAB. this is what it shat out. lol this ai is a total newfag, it doesn't even know what KWAB means.
don't know why I said duckduckgo, it was actually brave search. but when I rephrased the search, it actually did get the right meaning. so i guess this ai isn't as much of a dumb newfag as i thought.
>>19677125waves made
>>19665792KWAB
>>19664862>"Satan? You best stay the heck down there in hell if ya know what's good for you, bucko! The Holy Hoss will have none of that, y'hear?"
>>19677746You know, I really need to finish Kevin Nash's CAW. I even have a move that will cause him to blow his quads mid-match. I don't think this one will require much more work so I'll probably book him soon. Not sure who his first opponent would be. I don't want to do Mabel because we all know how that will end and I'm saving Nash Vs Mabel for a special occasion.
I Went ahead and uploaded a video with the new version of Jingle Bell Rape for all the 92bros to enjoy. It's not much different, I just turned the vocals down a little bit because they were blaring out a little bit before. https://www.bitchute.com/video/LEX3Oi9ytUok
>>19677828ah the times square KWAB, good times
Bump
>>19670746goddamn this pic is smokin
>>19665771let's gooooo kemonito
>>19678940and you fuck pigs
>>19677815
>>19678940Top or bottom?
>>19678940Reminder that your father hates you and for good reason.
>>19678940wolfie, I'm bumping every 92 thread I see from now on, just because your faggot ass tried to sabotage this show.
>>19679548And failing miserably at it.Hence why he gets targeted. PVE? I hope the next KWAB you got in store for this weird fucker is a doozy; I'm talking forcing wolfbitch to dye his his hair pink, tuck that over-exaggerated clitoris of his he calls a "penis" in between his legs and start clucking like a chicken while being force marched downtown Detroit with his pants down.
>>19679649wolfie needs an IRL KWAB, i think.
>>19679890>IRL KWABIt happens every day just by waking up.
>>19677815Sounds like Nash needs to receive his entry into the Hall of (Ass) Pain.
>>19679382>>19680034both good ideas.>>19679649Oh yes, there are truly horrible things in store for the wolfbitch.
>>19680068based, his last KWAB should be fatal lol
>>19677828>posting your gay pokemon shitYou're a disgrace to the 92 crew
>>19680515And your born backwards bitch made faggot ass can't come up with anything to retaliate. Die fucking mad about it.
>>19680561>can't come up with anything to retaliate.Why would I retaliate? Nash was raped and gaped, simple as. Doesn't change the fact that you put out shitty content.
>>19680515>this fucking newfag doesn't even know about the biggest 92post of all time
>>19680582And you lack both the originality and divine spark to come up with anything on your own.
>>19680839Your content sucks, bro. You hyped up the 9/2 event for months and shit the bed. I wanted it to be good. You let us all down.
>>19680905Come up with something better, then.So far, you're just rolling around in your own shit.
>>19680905he got a 92post in the middle of times square, how much more can you ask? yes it was a coded 92post but that was the only way to sneak it through.
>>19681137>it sucked because it had to suck
>>19681466>has no counterargument
>>19681466it didn't suck tho, it was the main highlight of 9/2 for that year. I thought you said you were down with the 92 crew? you aren't displaying much knowledge here.
>>19681721wolfbitch is back posting and has been shitting up the board the last 24 hours.
>>19681721>it didn't suck tho, It was universally shit on and mocked. You're lucky Punk got fired that day and took the heat off you. And you talk about displaying knowledge. You're a fake ass bitch and your content sucks.
Real ones know that Lundy is a character played by the 92 crew
>>19681831lol your memory must not be very good. there was only one person who shat on it, and we all know who that was.
>>19681831Wolfbitch is mad.
>>19681831>It was universally shit on and mocked.No it wasn't.>You're a fake ass bitch and your content sucks.Because we know its you, Lundy, and you're a cum-burping faggot. Go announce how happy you are to suck tranny dick somewhere else.
>>19681831
>>19681831>Fair-Troon can't help but reveal himself despite pretending to be a Nash posterROFL it's wild how gotten too you are. That's how I know our 9/2 meme in Times Square was dimes, you're still crying about it and coping all these years later.
>>19683206Oh fuck, is THAT who it is? Thought that weirdo fucked off by now.
>>19683303If you see someone seething about the Nash meme it's either Lundy or Fair-Troon. Lundy tends to at least try to stay in gimmick when he seethes but Fair-Troon is genuinely gotten too by Nash posting and can't help but reveal himself. You can usually tell it's him because he will always try to use some retarded tactic before getting upset and just throwing shit all over a thread.In this case he was trying to pretend to be a Nash poster but couldn't keep up the LARP because of how genuinely upset he is.
>>19683362Who is Fair-Troon?
>>19683367Some fag that tried getting himself over using the trip "Fair-Minded Anon". Most people found him extremely annoying and he was mostly known for crying about Nash threads. Eventually it got revealed that he was also using his trip on the gay board where he was seen talking about gay sex and asking other anons to call him "Piggy". After that got revealed his trip suddenly vanished from the board but because of his posting style it's super obvious when it's him.
>>19683374>using the trip "Fair-Minded Anon"Oh. I remember that guy. He'd claim to be fair minded, but he had retarded takes>on the gay board where he was seen talking about gay sex and asking other anons to call him "Piggy"ffs. He's probably the pig poster too
>>19683362>>19683367>>19683374>>19683382>Lundy is a faggot pedophile trannyfucker that bragged about having a "girlfriend" and how much he enjoyed sucking her "smooth tranny penis". His words, not mine. Is behind the pedophilia spam, the no-dimes anti-Bryan meme and the recent Friction bullshit. To no one's benefit whatsoever. Talks to himself in his own threads.>Fair-Minded Troon was an annoying, and that's an understatement, tripfag tranny that came to the board with a veneer of levelheadedness and rationale to his posts. Coming in with an unwrratned and unearned self-importance claiming he was putting in effort to "clean" up the board from itself, but it turns out that he was just another degenerate who over time couldn't handle the bantz. Vanished completely when he got caught being a disgusting retard and hasn't posted under a tripcode here since, if he even still lurks at all.>Hogantranny is the latest resident addition to the bowl of fruits and nuts, a brown-skinned troonoid bible-thumping up the board with his holier-than-thou snark, prattling on and on about his homosexual lust for Hulk Hogan and insisting he is facing eternal damnation by desecrating him every chance he gets. He's very low IQ and can only muster "no u" retard/toddler tier retorts. He got ONE thread that reached 300 plus replies about Hogan getting booed and has now made that his whole personality as he continues to chase that high again, unwittingly proving that Hogan still draws from beyond the grave. Now he actually answers and responds to Hogantranny. Just like the previous two retards, will resort to posting tranny porn when he loses the argument. aka Daily.>worst part is that a good portion of the most annoying fucking troons that congregate here is that they organize raids on discord and talk to each other in threads if they aren't IP hopping to deny samefaggotry.Holy FUCK, do I ever fucking hate sharing the board with these pieces of shit.
>>19683382the pigposting thing started as a dimeless spam campaign, mostly done by AEW fans as a response to the "no milly" meme. then one guy picked it up and kinda made it his gimmick, although there was always more than one person doing it. in any case, the main pigposter said he wasn't an AEW fan and that he was angry because WWE "sold out to the jews", which doesn't seem like a tranny argument to me. at this point, both sides of the consolewar have adopted the pig meme and this history is no longer known by most people.
>>19683382here's another theory, maybe fair minded anon was actually the infamous mister oinkers?
>>19684189now that's an anon i would like to forget lol
>>19684189Oh god, you're not talking about that fag dressing up like a pig going all spread eagle to the camera, are you?
