>BRIAN, I TURNED ON THE GODDAMN TWITTER BOX TO SEE WHAT EVERYBODY'S TALKIN' ABOUT AND YOU KNOW WHAT I SEE? THEY'RE TALKIN' ABOUT THIS SUE-ZOO-MAY AND CAN-OF-MAYO WANNABE. SO I WATCH THIS FIVE STAR BANGERINO AND GUESS WHAT? THERE'S THESE TWO LITTLE JAPANESE SCHOOLGIRLS AND ONE OF THEM WANTS YOU TO THINK SHE'S A FUCKIN' BUMBLEBEE!
>>19666769He says Twitter Machine not Twitter Box
>>19666769FUCK THIS JEW COCKSUCKING KEK!
I like when he says wacky stuff during the ad reads and then Brian has to reign him in. That never gets old.
>>19667342Brian belongs in an ovenSigned, Mr Based
>>19667342>"You can rape so many underage kids on a Helix mattress...">"NO!" *Starts panic playing organ*
>>19667350I hope Jim outlives Brian so he doesn't get his hands on all Jim's shit.
>>19667383>Jim & Stacy pass away after a suddenly gas leak in the castle.>Brian & Stephen P. New die in freak car accidents.>Jim's Last Will is found, bequeathing all his possessions to Conrad Thompson.Like Mama used to say, it be's that way sometimes. Have mercy!
>>19666769How do you become as Bitter Coded as Corney? Can it be done?
>>19668462It's easy>Dedicate your whole life to something stupid>Earn very little money as your competitors all become rich>Refuse to change your ways even slightly>Get a podcast and whine about it>Appeal directly to other bitter old men that are unaccepting that things have changed and they're also stuck in a time loop 40 years in the past
>>19668471>that things have changedyeah, become way worseanti-cornette fags are just 14 year olds that throw a strop when he dares to criticise their shitty wrestling of today, and have no idea how good it used to bealso cornette was earning something like 150k in the early 90s which is pretty good
