Woah. This is powerful.
>>19672875>chyna in heaven
Hanabros...
>>19672875Why didn't Miss Elizabeth come out? when Benoit did
>>19672875Based Andre making tiny Krispen Wah seethe
>>19672898She's in HELL
>no one noticed that the boat is sinking
>>19672875the ship is sinking ?
>>19673167'fraid so
>>19672875>fire>ship is sinking>Hogan, Benoit, Bray, Scott HallClearly its hell
>>19672875Razor Ramon is dead?!
>wearing your own merch in the afterlifemark shit
>>19673239No, that's Fake Razor Ramon, Rick Bognar. He died in 2019. Scott Hall is alive and well.
>>19672875All of them are in hell except Owen
>>19672875Damn. Andre, Owen, Eddie and Benoit sure have been in that boat for a long time. You sure this ain't purgatory?
>>19672875Why didn't Warrior, Macho Man, Sid and Vader come out?
>>19672875Where's Ashley?
>>19672875Where's New JackWhere's the Funker
>>19672875>Chyna and Andre drinking cokes instead of boxes of wine at the spigot
>>19673808at least andre has two
>>19673731
>Benoit in heavenLMAO
>>19672875>hogan looking off the distance as he realizes if andre has been there for this long he's probably not going anywhere eitherSeriously though the ribbing on Benoit when he showed up on the boat had to be next level
>>19673313>spending 35 years next to Andre’s smelly farting ass on a rickety boat
>>19673845i lolled
>>19673855Why wouldn't he be there?His family tried to kill him and he died of grief afterwards.
>>19673845>Archangel Michael sends his greatest weapon against Syria's strongest soldiers
>>19672875>Benoit gets to Heaven>His best friend no sells him>Has to sit aloneKekAlso, Bray is about to hit Brodie with a Sister Abigail and turn heel.
>>19672875all AI users should be castrated
>>19673845I see you also added Shad Gaspard.
>>19675127too soon
>>19672913Crispi N'wah
>>19672875Hulk Hogan? Wasn’t he afraid of the friction and have to bring a huge bottle of lube?
>>19672875>>19673845>>19675127kek
>>19675455ZESTY!
>>19672875>Benoit is in Heaven but not his wife and son he murderedWho booked this shit
>>19675492Look at the bottom. The boat is sinking. They're not going to Heaven.
>>19675492>Wife was a notable cheating whore>Son was a drooling retardGeez… I dunno, anon..
>>19672875>Benoit realizing there's no drugs on board just like me fr
>>19672875>Benoit>Heaven
>>19672875This picture is so uncanny. Especially after noticing the boat is taking water. It reminds me of this religious rapture painting I saw in my grandma's house when I was a kid. And, why do they have cokes?
>>19673845HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
>>19675543Is this the ads in AI thing they're working on?
Why are they going to heaven in a barge that's like how Egyptians go to their afterlife
>>19673167Near, far, wherever you are
>>19672875Why doesn't Deadie have a coke? Did he snort his?
>>19672875omg this is everything
>>19672875Hogan would be with Andre and Eddie would be in Chris arms
>>19673456>>19673320>>19673731do you three lame three stooges faggots think all the wrestlers hang out with each other every waking moment? maybe they had something to do that day. people can be friends and not spend every vacation together but you wouldn't know that because you three stooges are all autistic lowlifes and fuck you.
>>19673156Sinking because they're actually in hell. The Welcome to Heaven sign is in the distance. They won't make it.
>>19672875Where is Grizzly Smith?
>>19672875Where's Macho man???
>>19672875literally a bunch of drug addicts and roid abusers + owen and andre
>>19677740Owen was a massive piece of shit that got retroactively rebranded as a mischievous puck when his retarded ass KWABbed himself pulling the quick release after he no sold the safety demo earlier that day. Too busy obsessing about how he was going to get into D-Lo Brown’s hotel room and jack off in his hand soap dispenser or the like to pay attention. Andre was a child molester. Wait until you discover he was special friends with Luna Vachon as a little girl and she was so fucked up from getting constantly molested by guys coming into the territory that she loved Andre because he was gentle with her.
>>19672875>Chris is there>Owen is there>Roddy isn't there>Honky Tonk Man isn't there>Iron Sheik isn't therelmao what?Wait,>chris and owen are there >Machoman isn'tlmao
>>19673266owen's a leaf, he's burning in hell
>>19677738burning in hell with rickey steamboat
>>19677805fine speechbut its all lies or shrill bs
>>19677897So Owen wasn’t a massive piece of shit obsessed with mean spirited ribs? He didn’t take liberties with the guy who had the rocket strapped to him, broke his fucking neck and never spoke to him about it? He didn’t KWAB himself and do the St Louis two step in front of a packed house? Gangrel is the one who made it clear Luna was getting molested as far back as she could recall and her adopted parents were behind it. He just decided randomly to lie about Andre?
>>19677897It’s not. Every story wrestlers tell about Owen is him being a massive piece of shit retconned into ‘just a prank bro’ because for years after you would immediately get shitcanned from the industry if you ever spoke ill of him. I wouldn’t be surprised if his death was caused by some aggrieved party slipping the technician a couple hundred bucks to jerry rig that shit so he’d fall flat on his face. Maybe not with the intent to kill him necessarily but they wouldn’t cry over a few broken bones considering some of the stories.
>>19677820Anon, the boat is sinking and they’re all going to drop straight into hell. Maybe it’s a Promethean punishment where they get in sight of heaven every day but the boat sinks every time before they ever reach it. You think a group with Benoit, the Cokester and Andre is making it into heaven?
>>19677938it's a battle royale kind of thing. only hulk and andre make it to the end and the hulkster slams him once again for the victory. then they all have sex with chyna
>>19672875Where's Test?
>>19677820Honky Tonk Man is still alive, anon.
