MJF And Bandido Square Off In The Desert For The World Title And Kenny Omega Returns!...AEW Maximum Carnage live TONIGHT! from Arizona Financial Theater in Phoenix, AZ8/7pm CT on TBS & HBO MAX!>MJF (c) vs. Bandido for the AEW World Championship>Kenny Omega Returns!>Kris Statlander & Babes Of Wrath vs. Triangle Of Madness>Darby Allin vs. The Bastard PAC>Young Bucks vs. GOA vs. Jetspeed vs. Don Callis Family in a 4-Way Tag For A Future World Tag Title Shot vs FTR** 31 Days Out From Grand Slam Australia **** 60 Days Out From Revolution **
I can't wait for Kenny to win the title again #BeltCollector
This is such good shit
BASED BRODYFUCK ICE
stand by matches are kinda cool it's like a stardom speed match
jon cruz bros....
Fuck Ice!
WAIT THAT WAS FUCKING SERPENTICO???
Fuck I was grabbing beer and missed it
kek at Brody having a brain fart
IT WILL BE AN HONOR TO SET FOOT IN THE RING AND BE THE FIRST NEW AEW CHAMPION
>first new aew champwhat?
The first new champion?
brody is the worst promo in the company
Didn't even notice that it was a two man comms team tonight
Maybe the buddyfag was right.
Jake Something, show me something
DAVIS AND DOYLE
J E T S P E E D
2 fucking caws including entrance
>That theme>That tron>Those names>That gearSetting those boys up to fail smdh
Look I know these guys are nothing, but whatever that theme song was was complete ass.
davis and doyle look like they could legit brothers
davis and doyle should have a crazed mountain men gimmick
im officially on board with the don world order vs AEW ppv idea
>>19687430Saw that pitched. Sounds based
that brody promo has to be one of the worst promos in years
alright guys @me when mjf match starts.
How do we feel about our former EVPs around here?
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOwe hate these fucking faggots don't we folks?
>>19687442founding fathers board
>>19687442What's the point of doing this when they just turned babyface?
>>19687442I'm not a fan. No, sir. Not a fan.
Ricochet sounds drunk as hell
love mark davis adult baby diaper gear love mark davis big giant dumper
Davis and Doyle are my boys
Mark Davis is huge
>>19687442/ourguys/
HOLY SHIT
sick moonsault
>Toa moonsault >Ricochet reaction
AGILE BIG NIGGA ALERT!!!>AGILE BIG NIGGA ALERT!!!AGILE BIG NIGGA ALERT!!!>AGILE BIG NIGGA ALERT!!!AGILE BIG NIGGA ALERT!!!>AGILE BIG NIGGA ALERT!!!
Doyle is fucking a hot egirl so I hate him
This match is embarrassing, what HS gym are they in right now?
>>19687495It should be me
>davis and doyle are two big dumb cavemen who just roarhell yea
>>19687499Too damn true
>>19687501All about the Falls and Brawls baby
>>19687495who?
Wrens boyfriend is the jannetty.
Was that a vicious chest bump?
Are the Bucks a double Bobby Eatons?
>>19687515I can't prove it but I'm almost positive he's with @lilbatzz
Andrade vs Angelico!
Is it weird that most of the ex-TNA dudes were immediately tossed in the DCF or a tag team? Are they that dimeless? I thought Jake Doyle was a big prospect.
Jetspeed vs Bucks at Australia or Revolution
WHERE IS WILLOW?!?!!
This match rules
Is it the screen that makes everyone look so red?
I fucking hate Speedball "Mike" Bailey so much bros it's unbelievable.
>>19687558this but the cucks
that was cool
>>19687558nah hes based
>>19687558Cause he's Canadian?
Jack Perry just teleported
>>19687558I like Bailey because it's the first time I've seen someone who can actually kick properly with their striking.
>>19687558ngmi
>>19687572He has a mullet He wrestles barefootAnd he's from fucking Quebec
That was a pretty cool counter
Based match
Davis and Doyle bros... WE FUCKING DID IT!
FTR vs these guys will probably be fucking cool
Ong doyle is so fucking good bros
love this big asshole cavemen like you wouldnt believe
CLOSE YOUR EYES AND COUNT TO FUCK
never seen someone hold on to the hurricanrana like that, awesomei'm all in on DnD
>heel vs heel tag title matchSomeone broke into dimebag tonight.
Where my D&D bros at?
>>19687546Well, one of them just got a title shot
doyle's welcome to aew guaranteed title shot loss incoming
>>19687581>He has a mullet based>He wrestles barefootyes, only women should do this>And he's from fucking Quebeci don't get the hate for this
we need more growling angry brutes in prowrestling, like legit cro-magnon looking ass motherfuckers
Guys, I don't think Stokley needs a wheelchair
is big stoke paralyzed?
callis vs big stokewe are eatin GOOD
>D*x on my screenWhy ruining a good night?
why is it named maximum carnage i thought they were bros with dc
>>19687605Are you suggesting that he's faking?
Mark Davis hides his fat gut by pulling his tights up to his stomach like a woman
>>19687607He almost went through a table and the the table slowly fell on him. He's lucky to be alive
stoke sitting in the wheelchair silenty seething like bart in the rear window episode
>>19687615fuck you
SEX TRIANGLE
SEXLA
>>19687598I'll eat my words. A rare upset win in AEW, I swear either the bucks or jetspeed were winning.
>>19687615>>19687618sorry im seething this was meant for>>19687613
I am in love with Harley Cameron
>>19687602tony needs to sign grug from nxt
>>19687602Buddy
>>19687629me 2
>tony khan was a friend of the grateful dead guy who just diedwat
Zayda Steel is fucking HOT! Look at that tummy!
Zayda Steel? I thought she was WWE ID or whatever the fuck
Need to cum on Zayda's tum
top flight fuckin SUCKS
these girls owe me.. a hug
>Thekla will never tie you down and give you a aggressive handjob and then continue it as you beg her to stop in blissful agony
Death Triangle
Do we really need a womeme match this Dynamite? It was going so well
THEKLAAAAAAAAAA
>Tony is a DeadheadBased
I love black women
O_O
What's the appeal of crazy chicks?
>>19687658Get out!
>>19687653She didn’t renew and went to ROH so she can be with her dimeless bf Dante Martin.
oh my god harley I’m gonna bust
Just me or is Harley looking slimmer tonight?
>immediately starts hanging around with niggers after joining the circus.Many such cases!
why didn't tony simply use zayda steel to create the sex parallelogram
thekla has a pimple in her armpit
>>19687669they are open to more stuff like anal
>>19687676why not a rhombus
>trolling grinning Thekla Did Okada teach her?
Its Kpop demon hunters
wtf do i when this happens
god I fuckin love julia
>Zayda Steel is in AEW now and is a part of the CD/Scorpio Sky factionI haven't been keeping up with AEW that closely lately, but when did this happen? Wtf!? I knew she left Evolve/WWE several months ago at least.
blue hair harley got me feeling some type of way
las NALGAS de skye blue
>>19687692she's dating dante martin
>>19687685That keeps on happening to me on Brave on my desktop lately. I have to switch to Chrome to get the captchas to work again. Really fucking annoying, captchas are the bane of this site.
>>19687678I would pop it with my mouth
Skyes ass is peak
need willow to do a clumsy cartwheel and then proceed to sit on my face
the roh collisions will continue until morale improves, or the superbowl happens
>Megan Bayne and Penelope Ford in actionFord's cleared? Or is that just saying she's going to be there?
Man, they got that ring super mic'd up we can hear all the calls.
>>19687539>batzshe's literally doing a watch along on twitch so thats funny
Highly visual match
>>19687709i was confused by that too
I NEED TO MAKE LOVE TO WILLOW!!!
>they're cheating
>>19687372Kek, based comics reference OP
Willow was made for passionate missionary position while staring into each other's eyes
I need to be suffocated by Harley’s heaving breasts
skye knows what shes doind
>face team holds every single women's beltneed more women's heel factions
>>19687697Ok...that doesn't answer when she joined though. Guess I'll just go and look it up.Oh it was literally last Collision when she made her first appearance. Hmm.
>Thekla getting reversed by Harley Cameron
>>19687739they've been together in ROH for a bit, maybe since after the last roh ppv
I want Kris to give me an extremely awkward lapdance.
>>19687737hoping tony puts the main belt on thekla, even though i love big statthekla is pure dimes
Julia a tiny cute!
Why do I like Kris Statlander's big ass so much?
One of my mark rages since a kid is that I always thought a breaking a pin should be a DQ
thought they were gonna do a magic killer there lol
Based Thekla
>that shot of Skye leaning over the apronMoney shot
thekla pinning the world women's champion
THEKLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Skye Blue’s MASSIVE ass
>yeah, put my arm upFucking what?
A black woman should never lose a wrestling match
Funny how Thekla went from a 7/10 midcarder in Stardom to the top heel in AEW without improving at all
old and haggardclap clap clapclapclap
>yeah it's forreal lmao
Is JetSpeed's gimmick basically just "Happy to be Here" at this point?
I just bet $200 on Draft Kings that Bandito is going to win tonight bros
>>19687797doesn't even make sense, they both had big wins in the cc
>>19687802You could have just given me the money instead
Good on hangman and jetspeed for doing double duty tonight
>>19687790she should really be tbs level but tony is obsessed with sisters of sin so thekla by default became a leader.
TNA BTFOD LMAO
WE GOT EM
>Sexla>GOA>Doyle and Davis>Jetspeed>Brody and Bandido>Pornostar>Hayter>DarbyI like this roster ngl
>>19687813probably a much bigger deal tna letting ace austin/jake doyle walk
I blame Buddy for this
you now remember LFI
>>19687822Everyone does.
What the fuck is this?
I like this outfit
>Aztec warriorbased
Go go Power Rangers
Brought out the fucking macuahuitl
>shark-tooth swordneat
Are they gonna have Bandido win just to spite ICE?
BASED AZTEC WARRIOR BANDIDO PLEASE KILLED THAT DIRTY RAT KIKE FUCK BIG NOSE JEW
What happened to spy vs spy bandido?
leggo bandido
MJFS GONNA DEPORT THIS SPIC
>>19687843MJF is going to get ICE to arrest Bandito for the win
>>19687832Kotal Kahn's weapon
>>19687843They didn't put MJF in a promo battle with all the former world champions just so he could drop it to the ROH champion in his first defense. Even Tony isn't that retarded.
Why did the AEW crowd cheer so much when the ring announcer said "Mexico"? Aren't they in Arizona?
>>19687843Tony likes Bandido, so no, he is not gonna have Bandido´s first AEW Title win be a throwaway match with no build like this one.
>>19687861Arizona used to belong to Mexico
>>19687856The Roman Reigns of MK
Do you think Bandito knows him?
>>19687863It still does. It's stolen land.
when the cut to the crowd it looks like the fans go on forever
>Bandito's sexy ass grandma not in the crowd
>>19687861Latinos are the majority of the US in the south west, Trump was really dumb to alienate them
nobody cares about tony's burner accounts social media posts
>>19687895you do
>>19687885>>Bandito's sexy ass grandmaProof?
Bandito v Hangman in a Mojave Horseback Deathmatch
>>19687372Don't watch AEW, but OP pic caught my interest since Carnage helped get me into collecting comic books for maybe 2 years back when I was in middle school in the early 90's. I have some of my favorite ones hung up in my manbabby room including the whole Maximum Carnage 14 part set. Good times reading those as a kid. Pic rel, shit quality bc had to resize. Thanks for reading the blog, carry on.
>>19687885Fun fact she did gravure content in Japan in the 80s
>>19687898Saggy nalgas
no ding is ever truly dong
>>19687904what do girls say when you invite them over and they see that
good match so far but im distracted trying to figure how much a hour long cbt session with the triangle of madness would costyes i do have plaque psoriasis
>dynamite only got 3 gamethreads its over isn't it lads
>>19687918the new captcha filtered a lot of people
mjf’s trunks hinting at the rascalz being his new stable
>>19687904In retrospect, we didn't know how good we had it in the 90's.
>>19687904My wife doesn't care and my kids always thought they were cool. They are just decorations at this point since i doubt they have any monetary value.
>>19687929That would be unimaginably grim
>>19687929Pinnacle 2
>>19687928I've never been able to solve it
>>19687885>>19687909>disrespecting abuelitasLa Chancla will come for you
Based Bandito
holy fuck
Bandido fucking rules
based bandido got the crowd going
>>19687933This was meant for anon >>19687913Had a few too many whiskeys today I guess
>>19687941I hope that's all she's wearing
Who will be AEW's first Latino/Hispanic (men's)world champion?
>>19687969Onions Hechicero
>>19687969best guess has to be bandido
>>19687933You are right 90's comics are worth nothing because they made so many and sold so many it crashed the market
>>19687956He is the Most Wanted
CMLL on their Informa show announcing that Mascara Dorada and Persephone have dual contracts
Love how the venue looks.
>>19687984BASED
so fucking close
>>19687984>Persephone's giant thighs
MJF likes that rolling pin spot way too much.
>>19687984we love our partners don't we folks
These guys have amazing chemistry
Banditobros...
>>19687997MJF has the best chemistry with luchadors
bandido bros….
450k at best little nigga was the only highlight
Why did he pass out from that?
they need to run that back
>passing out from a neck cranklame
Crowd does not like this jew
>hey kid, you swam
Bandido world champ?
I thought MJF was going to pull a cellphone from his trunks and report Bandido to ICE
MJF...IDF...?
welp, Dynamite fucking rocked
>Passes out instead of tapping outYou just KNOW Alvarez gonna bring up Cena when he talks about this match.
>>19688023many such cases
>>19688023fraid so
>>19688023always doessee you sickos for kinollision
WE FUCKING GOT HER
>>19688046haha wow imagine getting your head crushed with those thighs like famke janssen in goldeneye, thats crazy haha
