Maximum Carnage Takes Over Collision With A Loaded Night Of Action!...Saturday Night AEW Collision Maximum Carnage TONIGHT! from Arizona Financial Theater in Phoenix, AZ8/7pm CT on TNT & HBO MAX!>The Opps (c) vs. Hangman Adam Page & JetSpeed for the AEW World Trios Championships >Jungle Jack Perry vs. Anthony Bowens [Winner Gets A Shot At The AEW National Championship]>Andrade El Idolo vs. Angelico>Eddie Kingston & Ortiz vs. Grizzled Young Veterans>The Problem Marina Shafir vs. Zayda Steel >Skyflight vs. Don Callis Family >We'll Hear From AEW World Tag Team Champions FTR!>Megan Bayne & Penelope Ford In Action!** 28 Days Out From Grand Slam Australia **** 57 Days Out From Revolution **
>>19702992BASED
No Buddy?
>>19702992>Marina barefoot againI stand with AEW
Not a single dime
>>19702992GYV are morons.
>>19703126But enough about SloppyDown
Farewell, HobbsGood luck (you'll need it)
>>19702992I love AEW and AEW related products
hangman adam page went GIGA-VIRAL on twitteralmost 150k likes that's fucking insane
>>19702992holy fucking stacked card, can't wait to tune in
Any theories as to why Tony went on a hiring spree this week? I have noticed that ROH's roster has become more fleshed out.Maybe Jericho and Hobbs leaving increased Tony's war chest or something
>>19703509I assume there will be a new home for ROH somewhere
>>19703509>Jericho and Hobbs leavinghave either of those been confirmed at all?
>>19702992>BowenettyDon't use real glass Jungle Lad you might get the HIV
>>19703513AMC realized it made a terrible mistake
>>19703515Hobbs is for sure gone. Jericho's current status is very cryptic though. It would be funny to see him in WWE given his past with Triple H which I think those two can make up, but the funniest one is Jericho and CM Punk given that it was Jericho feeding Meltzer Punk news which Punk incorrectly blamed The Elite for which lead to Brawl Out, supposedly
>>19703542>Hobbs is for sure gone. source?>Jericho's current status is very cryptic though.he just went to the store for a pack of smokes, he'll be back soon
>>19702992Philip from Lockport,IL lost. Saudi blood money cocksucker
>>19703555Why would he take the belt off him with a thrown together team the week his contract ended if he wasn't staying? Oh yea sorry for the spoilers if you didnt already know this.
I don't know if I like Angelico when it's not 11:30PM and I'm drunk as hell during RoH tapings
When is Tony going to start selling the Soul sports AEW track suits?
>>19703542>Punk incorrectly blamed The Elite forWhen Punk broke his foot and was sidelined, all he did during recovery was listen to Jim Cornette, who at the time was pushing his whole “The Elite are the boogeymen of the wrestling world” routine. Punk bought into it completely, so when he finally came back, he was extremely paranoid and convinced The Elite were out to get him.Punk unironically got brain washed by Cornette, the fucking goof ball manager from the 80s lmao
I will be watching football like a normal human being but I will check out the Andrade match later.
>>19703573Those are for talents/staff only. Not for sale to marks. Same as in NJPW.
>>19702992>Jack Perry>Grizzled Young Veterans>Scorpio Sky>Josh Alexander>FTRIt's like Tony Khan is begging you to not watch his show.
>>19703573this anon asking the important questions, my wallet is more than ready
>>19703590Jack Perry is based. Literally came back with a cool fucking moveset. Super over as a babyface
>>19703573when is tony going to mention when he has a bunch of wrestlers on cmll and when is he going to help them get some kind of broadcasting deal in the US?
>>19703590I'll still be watching however
>>19703590everything you listed is better than anything any other wrestling company in America has done in the last 20 years
>>19703598I don't think you know what super over means or you are just lying on purpose
>>19703607Oh right, he should be yeeting or some shit, right
>>19703606Stop being fat
>>19703573In about a week when 28 Years Later dethrones Avatar this weekend and everybody wants to be a Jimmy
>>19702992Shit card, shit company but Andrade v Angelico might be fire fr fr I can't hate on that
>>19703612turn your monitor on
>>19703610Stop being spiteful. Luchasaurus is over, he gets pops. Jungle fag doesn't
What's a good trios name for Hangman and Jetspeed? Hang TimeMach 3Deadeye Express
>>19703627IDK what your beef with based ScapeGOAT is but you should probably talk to your therapist about it.
>>19703649Hang Time fr fr
>>19703649Horsepower
>>19702992hiding this reddit trashkek what a reddit company for obese cripple pedophiles
>>19703665oh no the thread will be ruined without you crying in it
>>19703665>hiding this reddit trashno you're not, you're gonna stay here and seethe like you do every day of your worthless, fat, miserable life
>>19703651I have eyes and ears. He isn't over no matter how much you try to will it into existence, bud
>>19703649Two fags and their bull
>>19703673He has not hidden the thread and will continue crying and begging for (You)s ITT and subsequent Gamethreads all night long while psychotically hatewatching the show & lashing out at people enjoying it. He's very unwell, you see.
>>19703627Now it's Luchasaurus and not the song? What's the next shadow person your sleep deprivation is gonna gin up Phil?
>>19703698>WAAAAAAAAAAAH WAH WAH WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHk keep me posted
>>19703706Grim
>>19703706sad but true
>>19703722You are the one who can't handle the truth. Sorry, i dont lie on the internet like you
I’m going to order steak nachos, and three tacos.
>>19703665WWE is the most reddit ass wrestling company when you actually stop and think about it. Mind numbing NPC corporate slop plastered with ads, similar to how Disney sold Nu-Star Wars to their hyper-consumerist disney adult 40+ year audience. Even now if you go on r/squaredcircle, the front page is littered with WWE slop and people in the comments section saying stuff like "OH MY HECKIN SCIENCE LOOK AT CM PUNK TAKING A PICTURE WITH THE KABUKI WARRIORS THIS WHOLESOME CONTENT DESERVES 1 MILLION UPBOAT!!111"Sickening. I will continue watching AEW because it doesn't treat me like a retarded fucking child and their women are actually hot unlike the roided up troons on WWE's women's roster
>>19703742no, you like to cry on the internet like a faggot
>>19703531Fuck AMC, half that show was ads.
>>19703762Promo's good.
>>19703706No lie detected
>>19703762
I love Tony Khan.
>>19704043everyone is saying this
It is Saturday dudesAnd you know what that means.
>>19704114it means El Clon is taking over your airwaves
Clonbros we EATING
Clondrones wonHolautists be seething
>>19704152>>19704167>>19704198Hologram's gonna fuck you up and I get to watch.
>>19704198El Clon and Hologram is genius. The story writes itself. El Clon and Hologram battle each other for months, a huge blood feud that Hologram eventually wins. And then by winning, Hologram deleted the virus in El Clon that made him evil. El Clon finally free from the virus, leaves the Don Callis Family in a Batista leaving Evolution style way, and Hologram and El Clon end up teaming, eventually winning the AEW world tag team beltscinema
>>19704230>Hologram and El Clon end up teaming, eventually winning the AEW world tag team beltsBUT CAN THEY COEXIST????
cant believe grown men watch this tranny slop
Are they taking the time to find another Jamie actress? Her absence since the PPV is disheartening.
This is the match
>>19704270unironically
>>19704256you said you were leaving
>>19704270>no Willow>no Toni>no Harley>no MinaI sleep.
>>19704345>no willowThank god. >no ToniFinally. >no HarleyShame. >no Mina Good.
>>19704365fag
>>19704380Willow and Toni are disgusting
>>19704389no, you're actually just a homosexual
Can't wait to post gay porn, spam "watch WWE" and make troll game threads to spam for your show... Oh wait, I'm not a retard. I got better things to do like sleeping.
>>19704270will watch for the momdom
Jay Briscoe died 3 years ago today. Feels like it happened last year. Time flies. RIP bro
>>19704446kek based>>19704475he was a real 1, I'm sure he'd be happy about how his brother's singles career has taken off
>>19704485Mark Briscoe should win either the Owen or the Continental Classic at some point
>>19704485me on the left
>>19704485>goon squadlmao based
>>19702992whats the difference between skyflight and jetspeed
>>19704569sky flight has a chubby nigga and jet speed has a white guy
>>19704571>Speedball>Whitepretty sure he's some kinda happa, that's why he LARPs as Ricky the Dragon
>>19704579People from Quebec have a lot of Native admixture, that's probably what you're seeing. Sometimes it leads to some really hot chicks
Hey AEW fans, tweet Tony and tell him to get CMLL to air their Sunday and Monday shows. They never do but both have CMLL vs AEW matches on them. We will only see the top 3 matches from the Monday show if it's business as usual.
>>19704598Fair enough. I read an HP Lovecraft essay about Canada where he discussed their unfortunate admixtures. Apparently the French were much more open to mixing with the natives than the English.
>>19704605The French and Natives were allies for the most part. The enemy of my enemy is my friend
>>19704600Wouldn't look good if Tony started telling them how to run their shows and telling them what they should and shouldn't air
>FITE feed that gives you the PiP commercial feed with funny Nige commentary is delayed by 1 hr tonight for no reasonU CUNTZ
>>19704658that always sucks, the commentary during PiP is some of the best stuff
I worked 70 hours in 5 days.
>>19704605Are the French mixing with the Indians flooding Canada?
>>19704680why
>>19704691That's a different kind of Indian, and no one wants to mix with them.
>>19704692My dad works with me and we split hours but he’s sick so I got all the hours.
>>19704744tell him to pull himself up by his bootstraps
>>19704765If it was a cold then sure but he got a diabetic foot infection.
>>19704772tell that nigga to eat a vegetable
>>19704797He does. Don’t talk about my dad.
>>19704822nigga u brought him up!
>>19704822>talks about his dad>don't talk about my daddon't talk about your dad, then
>>19704844Now I unbrought him up. This never happened.
Samoa joe looks so FUCKING OLD why does this guy look like he's actually 300 years old
>>19704861TIMETAKING ITS TOLL ON YOUTHE LINES THAT CRACK YOUR FACE
>>19704270>barefootbased
>has charisma>has aura>looks good>outstanding in the ring>talks spanish AND englishProbably gonna end up as one of Tony's best signing of 2026. She's the whole package. Objectively better than Vaquer who has already peaked in WWE
>>19704892>looks good
>>19704892yo this bitch look BEAT
Is this the number 2 promotion's ppv thread?>>19704772Hope your dad is ok bro.
>>19704901yes
>>19704946Looks like a 1% hotter Thunder Rosa.
>>19704946If you like goblin women south of the border more power to you. She's not attractive in the face.
>>19704892>>19704946I wanna get fucked by girl RUSH
>>19704946how long will it be until the jews make futanari real?
>>19704999your digits say soon
>>19705019basef
>>19704270Zayda's little pop at Marina's infamous Dark promo was clever. Made me smirk.
half hour warning, sick niggas mount up
>>19705075I miss Dark so much bros
>>19705106
>>19702992>Megan Bayne & Penelope Ford In Action!
tonedog livehttps://x.com/TonyKhan/status/2012684508835856410
>>19705140ASSTOASS
>>19705146I didn't get a notification. Fucking X.>Tony says network was VERY happy with Maximum Carnage Dynamite >Plans to grow the AEW business this year
TNA just poached Fuego from us bros. This war is heating up.
>>19705158>I didn't get a notification. Fucking X.SARS PLEASED TO BE UNDERSTANDING INTERNETS IS HARD JOB SARS I AM FUCKING INDIAN SAAAAAAAARS
>>19705160>you now remember when CAWdy LARPed as this dude
I’m her for Buddy, Megan, PAC, Harley, zayda, Leila gray, mortos, Mark Briscoe, and any of the Kyle’s
>>19705173dangerously based
>>19705158For fuel to the fire for a ROH deal I guess>>19705166>BTNA already got bored with TNA>It's still the preshow>>19705172If TNA had a clue they'd do a Cody larp gimmick
>>19705177>Fuego becomes bootleg roller codestercould be the shot in the arm that his career needs
Man, I can't believe Hobbs is retiring from professional wrestling. I'll miss him.
>>19705172>jokeass comedy jobber Fuego 2 headlined WWE's SuperbowlLOLWWE
>>19704270>step mom and step sis teach you a lesson
>>19704658I don't understand why they do this.
>>19705199many are saying this
>>19705198He'll be okay, Tony sold him to a farm upstate
>>19705160Gotta catch 'em all!
>>19705234OOOH OOOOOOH
I'm here for my main man Hologram, shout out to all my holoniggas, elcloniggas are NOT welcome here and need to leave immediately
>>19705243u a bitchAssimilate
Black Adam, the movie that killed the Snyder DC Universe
>>19705259never
>this new themeyeah nah this ain’t it tony
Oh look, it's a drone.
boots and cats and boots and cats
What the fuck is the new theme. Tony needs to pull a Mina right now
IDOLOOOOOOOOO
>>19705264and I'm still mad about it
Andrade's AEW theme is goated
angelicobros, we GOT this
>>19705273>>19705279anything other than Elton John is unacceptable
>>19705279Seems like a placeholder while he finds a new one
Should at least get another Saturday-themed song
>serpentico ring sideI thought he got injured on Dynamite
Call me when Marina's feet are on screen
>Mark Davis>Josh Alexander>Andrade el Shitterogotta tell ya Don, your picks lately have been subpar
Weird looking venue
>>19705307I have no way to contact you though
>>19705310davis is based
Since Tony is a Deadhead, he should get the rights for this onehttps://youtu.be/1KD1usF2HtY
>>19705310Davis and Dylan are dimesJosh has his moments buts doesn't fit right now. We'll see on him. Andrade should be leading his own crew
>>19705264Dwayne trying to crowbar that Black Adam was a main antagonist of Superman is still one of the funniest things
>>19705313I'll be able to smell
DUDE WEED>>19705316shit that's actually a pretty good fit
based pot heads
heh weed
>>19702992>Angelico is still aliveLast I remember hearing about him was like four or five years ago when he stuck in Mexico for whatever reason.Had no idea Ortiz was still with AEW either.
3 more hours and I’ve officially worked 85 hours in 5 days.
>>19705310Sup PaulEnjoying our scraps?
>>19705328Communication will be made.
I wanna get high with lexi
these niggas actually got rizzthey can wrestle right?
I saw the ad on Wednesday, who tf are Da Raskalz?
>>19705333ortiz was hurt for a long time, this is his return match
Saw Eddie last night.
I thought the rascalz or whatever were 4 guys? I only saw 3
DUDEWEEDLMAO
>>19705314>>19705317>Mark Davis and his fan are both postingwhat are the odds of that?
AYO THE WORLD IS COLD BETTA BUNDLE UP
>>19705357Davis and Dylan are quickly becoming what FTR larp as. They rule.
Mark Davis is the 5th best Australian in the company.
NUT STATUS?
ok. what makes them rascals?
>>19705199KIRDBLT
>>19705365my nut is cum better slurp it up
you now remember when Excalibur casually used the word "indefatigable" on air
>>19705317Buddy should join the FamilyMaybe Don can turn him into a respectable wrestler
>>19705369probably smoking weed during work hours, i don't think you're supposed to do that. very rascal behavior I think
>>19705375Why are we pretending he’s not good?
>>19705363Well, it is a lot of meat, I'll give you that. Maybe Davis can rise up out of Jannettyhood yet.
Gunther is just an Austrian Eddie Kingston
>>19705379>pretending
is it true eddie is a virgin
>>19705390Yes.
i can not bring myself to care about GYV
>>19705386choppa
>>19705375Family is full. But he'd be solid with a cool tag partner, make hook up with Brody again.
>>19705397they just wrestle fast
>>19705397They are the most dimeless gimmick in all of RoH that isn't Deonna
I have no issues with ex wwe guys who got fired and came to AEW. I have issues with guys who pretend like wwe ruined their careers and came to AEW. GYV are the latter.
>>19705397no one can, they need a dancing gimmick transplant STAT
>>19705384Davis is legit great, he just got outshone by Kyle's potential
>>19705407Deonna should get an all-you-can-eat-buffet gimmick
>>19705417it's funny because she's fucking fat
>>19705399>both are short, wide and have no neckTony, we have a good storyline here
>>19705417she should have a gimmick where she owns a pizzaria get that luigi nigga back as her valet also she changes her name to deonna pizzapasta
I'm watching TNA instead. I think I made the wrong choice already. It's 20 minutes in and AJ Francis is still wrestling.
>>19705431mama mia
>>19705435>watching NXT's feeder fedgrim
Dronies are so embarrassing
>>19705420my headcanon is that Ishii is Rizzlers true secret father
THAT'S HOW YOU CHOP, BABY
Eddie put on some strength, he's still got fat guy coordination and ring rust though
>>19705442I've heard this as well
>>19705453>he's still got fat guy coordination and ring rust thoughthat's how he KWABed his knee, right before a huge match too
HE'S NUTTING UP
>>19705468LEMME TELL YA SOMETHIN' PATNAH
Ortiz is based
Grizzled Young Veterans need a new gimmick
>>19705463He's an underwater wrestler at the end of the day no matter what, if you're like that and you wrestle Gabe Kidd you're fucked. Part of me wants Gabe to sign with the fed for this reason. You gotta be on your toes with that motherfucker.
>harley licking stat’s fingerlewd
those seem like some live-ass rounds brother
>watching fed-pilled slop when actual wrestling is onIt's ok, everyone makes mistakes
>>19705487Solid chops can carry you a long way. Also he looks like he actually lost some weight. Why he didn't do that before returning, I couldn't tell you.
>>19705441I promised some guys on twitter that I would after we had some healthy discussion.
>>19705491To be fair this is pre-recorded so we all know what happens anyway.
>>19705488I love Harley Cameron
>>19705508u got trolled broturn on TNT and watch AEW
>>19705491>posted in the wrong threadkwab>>19705503yeah he can actually wrestle like he thought he should years ago now physically, he just needs to find out how
>>19705508>>19705518you sicken me
>that burger adThat's just a burger cut in half on a plate of hot cheeseI can do that at home and with better ingredients, at it would cost me much lessFuck that
>>19705526he's a BUM
God I hope we get another Bucks/FTR 7 game series.
how big is big stoke?
>dark alleyWas that a Kevin Nash 1992 reference?
based OG Colliders FTR
Is FTR Hair copying Becky right now
It's not just me saying it
>the memes
Why doesn't Hair dump Baldetty?
BASED STOKE SHOOTINHIT THE WEIGHTS MODERN WRESTLERS GET A CLUE
>>19705549that's how I look when I wear a black T-shirt and shades
>>19705551too real
>this is toy story to youis dax shooting on tk
>>19705554jungle bitch daniel fagcia and atom smol in shambles
very clever Cash.....
bald people really becoming second class citizens in america
>D*x on my screenWell, this is a taped show so I knew it was coming.
this nigga bald
I was just thinking earlier what a mistake it was to make Nige job to FTR, just the wrong call in every way.
>becoming
>>19705566it's one of the few allowable forms of bigotry, along with being straight, White, Christian or male
zayda steel a cute
lets go
REAL DEAL
the CRU experiment needs to end
>Terminator comes out>8 year old me:
Zayda Steel should be doing step-sister porn
>>19705579>Christianpeepbros...
ZAYDA STEEL LETS GOOOOOO
NIPS TIME
Main event time
>MoxThis nigga does not take days off
I always forget skyflight even exists. They don't really get involved in any storylines, they're just kinda there.
Zayda a sexy lil biash huh
>>19705594they just need to bring back the cloyster jackets
>socks to the camera Kek
marina just shoved her socks in my mouth
NIPPLE STATUS?
feet chads eating good (i am not a feet guy)
Zayda should twerk.
>cool zoomer blondmaybe a good signing, fills a nicheif she levels up she'll have a good spot
>>19705608that's what it means to be an artist, this nigga gonna be Da Vinci on his death bed drawing his last sketches
OH SHITMOX IS HERE!
Kane-like big boot from Marina
MARINA FEET MOMENT
I hope Mox sticks around on commentary for the rest of the show again.
is that zayda's white bra? she needs to take it off. this aint the indies anymore.
>>19705620what happened to this nigga? did he fuck off with HOOK?
>>19705617>>19705619>>19705621Mina should do this same spot but with her big ol bra
>>19705623hopefully leaves skyflight behind, ain't no time on tv for that shit
>places dirty socks at camera>she knowsbased
>>19705630I could listen to that man read the dictionary.
>>19705634Yes
Roddy is a lucky guy
i'm not a footfag by any means but they're nice to see here and there
>>19705633Probably taking a break
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>>19705637>she knowsI imagine she's heard from her fans once or twice online.
>>19705635scorp has an unending contract with aew for no reason so it could be worse
>>19705639His audiobook read by him is pure kino. 8 hours of Mox rambling wisdom. Required sicko text reading
>>19705644Probably some soft dom related thing, like "OMG STEP ON ME MOMMY"
>>19705668I'm a trucker and I've listened to it 3 times. Maybe it's time for a fourth.
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>>19705689based student of Moxism
>no /fit/ gf to choke me with her muscles 'til passing out and kiss me in the head at nightDammit Roddy, tell me your secret!