Ok, first things first: Episode 12 of Saturday Night Metal didn't get finished because it took an insanely long time to complete the new Cruiserweight Championship belt. However, I think the results will be worth the wait, as it came out looking very nice. In any case, we didn't want to leave our loyal fans without a show this week, so tonight we will have a good old fashioned /PW/ RUMBLE. Get ready because all of you will have a chance to compete tonight!Here are the rules: You enter the Rumble by cutting a promo WITH A TRIPCODE. The trips are necessary so that we can keep track of who is who, and so that nobody can attempt to cheat through impersonation. You must enter a wrestler who is not currently signed to K-WAB Wrestling (A list will be provided below). You can enter more than one wrestler, but we ask that each person limit themselves to three entries max. When we have 20 entries, the rumble will begin. To attack another competitor, post what you wish to do and your digits will determine the outcome. The other competitor will have a chance to roll in defense, BUT, after ten minutes IRL time, that chance is void. Again, when you are attacked, you have ten minutes to roll in your defense or the attack will be considered successful. As with a Royal Rumble, you eliminate people by throwing them over the top rope. Pins and submissions do not count, and there is no Disqualification except for outside interference.THE WINNER WILL RECEIVE: >A contract with K-WAB Wrestling for the winning character>The chance to write a victory promo which will then be turned into a video Alright, post your entries below and when all the slots are filled, the K-WAB Saturday Night Peedub Rumble will begin!Saturday Night Rumble Theme:https://files.catbox.moe/9t4639.mp3>Official K-WAB Channel:https://www.bitchute.com/channel/ANkif28xbBNW>Official K-WAB Email Address:pepevonerich@proton.me
Here is a list of the current K-WAB roster members. None of the people on this list are eligible for this rumble.Antonio InokiHulk HoganRic FlairSabuSteve AustinStingTerry FunkAtsushi OnitaCactus JackCaptain ConfederateJake RobertsJushin LigerKazuchika OkadaLex LugerNecro ButcherRey MysterioShaggy 2 DopeViolent JThe Great MutaThe SandmanThe UndertakerThe Ultimate WarriorUltimo DragonVaderEddie GuerreroHarambeHarry PotheadHayabusaJerry LawlerLa ParkaMike AwesomeRick RudeRicky SteamboatShingo TakagiSteven RegalGuntherHomeless JimmyKemonitoPsicosisLudwig KaiserLoco BanditoWolfieHawkAnimalRick SteinerScott SteinerJay BriscoeMark BriscoeScurvy PierreScurvy DheegEarthquakeTyphoonPitbull #1Pitbull #2Invader #1Invader #2Brody KingA BearAdam ColeLuna VachonNatsupoiLA KnightSubhojeet MukherjeeBig Knife ManjuMabelMisticoDavid BenoitDaniel BryanLiv MorganTessa BlanchardThe Booty ManRandy SavageBobby EatonStan LaneRoman ReignsFrankensteinDraculaMr. PerfectTourettes GuyHangman PageThe Iron SheikThe OutbreakRybackHHHGoldbergBull NakanoSunnyTHE WALL BROTHERSkeletorShrekNew JackDolph ZigglerKevin NashAnyone who isn't on this list, and who is at least somewhat wrestling-related, is fair game.
>>19706595so this was the show you were talking about?
Archive Apu here, just doing my thing and dropping some archive links before we get started. I am currently working on our new website which will provide a much better archive, among other things. It's just a Wix site so it won't be anything special, but it will serve as a good way to provide background information, some free media, and a comprehensive archive of our shows.Hype Zone Episode 3: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/19664431Sunday Night Yuletide 2025: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/19622643Hype Zone Episode 2: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/19611276Saturday Night Metal Ep. 11: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/19528376Hype Zone Episode 1: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/19508256Saturday Night Metal Ep. 10: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/19331735Samhain Sacrifice Night 2: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/19202363Samhain Sacrifice Night 1: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/19187849Saturday Night Metal Ep. 9: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/19031496Saturday Night Metal Ep. 8: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18976080Saturday Night Metal Ep. 7: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18926176Saturday Night Metal Ep. 6: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18812145Saturday Night Metal Ep. 5: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18761416Saturday Night Metal Ep. 4: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18700473Saturday Night Metal Ep. 3: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18636314Saturday Night Metal Ep. 2: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18303396Saturday Night Metal Ep. 1: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18232795Independence Day Rumble: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18159930
>>19706646It was indeed, although this is kind of a nonstandard episode. Episode 12 of our main show, Saturday Night Metal, is proving to be a lot of work because I had to create a new championship belt, which takes a really long time to do. So, I figured we could just do an old fashioned /pw/ rumble for this week.
entering the don
>>19706783Excellent! Big Vito is our first entry! We need 19 more, so everybody step right up!
>>19706805Entering in the NWA and JCW's Southern rizz god Kerry Morton
>>19706805you need a klingon warrior to bring honor to this rumble. I gowron, leader of the high council, will meet your warriors on the field of battle.
oh and if Pepe Von Erich can hear me, I'd definitely would love to see something like this IRL as well if you have the funding.
>>19706897Very good choice, I always liked Kerry. He shall be entrant number two. Please do put on a tripcode though. I know we don't normally do that around here, but without trips this thing will be very hard to manage. >>19706919This one isn't wrestling related but I'll allow one exception to the rule because I like your gimmick. Gowron is number three.
>>19706941I wish I did have the means to create a wrestling company in real life. But I do thank you for the vote of confidence.
>>19706942Oh sure. I'm somewhat new to this so I'm gonna have to learn how to do it.
>>19706975no worries, i'm sure you'll pick it up just fine when we get started. /pw/ rumbles are an old tradition. we are basically using post numbers as dice rolls, so when the rumble starts you will "roll" against others and see who comes out on top.
>>19706975as for tripcodes, just type your character name in the top field, add 3 hashtags and then a password.for example, let's say you were doing Sam Hyde. For him you might do >Sam Hyde###NotoriousTerroristor something like that. the password will display as a code when you post.
the g in saturday night stands for GOTO
>>19706999Oh sure. I'll have to get the hang of it eventually to be honest here but I think I might have a question. How would you enter in your tripcode into your post? I'm somewhat inexperienced with tripcodes as I've mostly been posting as anonymous for most of my time here.
>>19707039see >>19707027and my bad there, I should have answered that question initially. go ahead and try posting as Kerry with a trip, it's quite easy.
>>19707035Very good! We shall see if the Goto revolution succeeds. Hirooki Goto will be number four.
>>19707027The Southern rizz god Kerry Morton is ready to fuck up some jabronies tonight!
>>19707059Excellent! Now you've got it. And since you said you were somewhat new around here, you should know that the use of tripcodes on 4chan is meant for specific threads and specific purposes. It is generally considered bad manners to use tripcodes without a specific reason to do so. We here at K-WAB Wrestling do try to adhere to these traditions, so we discourage use of these trips outside K-WAB threads. You can enter up to two more competitors if you wish to play multiple roles.
>>19707081Oh sure. Thank you.
when you gotta git yo butt whipped by da american dream daddy, dat's hard times. put me in dis rumble, and ah weel show you whah ah am da bull of da woods if you weel
>>19706957Oh I can guarantee it would be somewhat expensive to start a wrestling promotion. Even an indie one with a few dozen people inside a convention hall, small concert venue, brewery, or a community center.
>>19707144Very good! Dusty Rhodes will be number five. Just hang tight until the rumble begins. >>19707159Yes, but I can assure you that if I ever somehow do get the money to do that, I will probably give it a try.
>>19707232I could see something like that happening to be honest here. Essentially have it be like a taped weekly show with weekly tapings twice a month leading to a supershow that would be taped on a quarterly basis. It would be a hassle to broadcast live to be honest here but a taped format is where things are more controlled.
its time to get all YEETY up in this bitch, put your boy jey in the rumble. i'm gonna give all yall a YEETdown and a beatdown cuz it's gonna go down and im gonna get a new crown uce!
>>19707278I would love to do something like that, although I would be dealing with a lot more censorship than I presently am. Still, I think I could probably work around it and I agree that a taped show would absolutely be cheaper and easier.
>>19707292KWAB to you fine sir! Jey Uso is now number six with a good omen in his favor.
entering the fattest coconut nigger of all time. he didn't talk so all I can say is BANZAI!!
>>19707350An excellent choice. It will not be easy to throw such a massive coconut sucker out of the ring. Yokozuna is now #7. Also, please put on a tripcode next time you post in character. If you don't know how to trip, instructions are here >>19707027
>>19707370BANZAI
*offers PVE a huge pile of coke for a spot in the rumble
>>19707448Offer accepted! Cokane will be number eight. Let's take care of this pile while we wait for the others.
ay yo it's me flop dolla, i want a chance to redeem myself boss. i want that contract son. >my names top dolla>im straight from the hood>and in this rumble imma do good>my rhymes are the bomb>thats why i fucked your mom>top dolla goin straight to the top>WORD
>>19707473hey come on guys, are you tryin to get me pinched here?
>>19707477alright AJ, I'll give you a shot. Top Dolla will be number nine. >>19707485No worries mi paisano, I got them sonsa bitches paid off. Why, just a few weeks ago I got Sunny off the hook for a double vehicular homicide so this is nothing to worry about.
oy vey goyim, why don't you have any jews in this rumble? I demand that you put me in the rumble or me and my cousin herb will sue you for everything you've got.
>*Runs into the arena as a masked man with a steel chair and sees nobody*>*leaves the arena*
IN THE NAME OF SATAN I WILL MURDER ALL THE OTHER MEN IN THAT RING. ME AND THE DUNGEON OF DOOM HAVE BEEN SECRETLY MURDERING PEOPLE FOR THE ILLUMINATI BUT IM GOING TO TAKE A BREAK AND ENTER THE RUMBLE
>>19707544SORRY I FORGOT THE TRIPCODE BECAUSE I WAS BUSY EATING BABIES AND SACRIFICING GOATS FOR MY WICKED MASTER IN HEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLL
>>19707533I guarantee my lawyer is better than your cousin Herb, but there is no issue because there is no ban on jews in this rumble. MJF will be #10>>19707553Your character work is solid. Kevin Sullivan will be #11.
what you really need in this rumble is me, EC3, the overman, because I am over, man.
I believe you said you needed jobbers in a previous thread? I got just the one. he can't promo but he can MOOOOOOO
>>19707592Good digits for the overlord! EC3 will be number 12.>>19707597I guess he might be good for a comedy match or two. Ok, Mantaur is number 13.
LETS GOOOOOOOO
what up bitches? i just got outta jail and imma come in that ring and carve some people up because its my time now bitch i just robbed like 5 banks and i dont know how much time i got so lets do this thing.
IF YA SMELLLLLLL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN
>>19707626>>19707657>>19707660three fine choices. Lose the GCW shirt though, Nick. Ok, we have competitors 14, 15 and 16, Just four spots remaining! If you want in this rumble you better hurry.
faith and begorrah laddie ye best be puttin fit finlay in this here scrap
To the guy who deleted his replies: You are perfectly free to enter a character at any time, just like anyone else. You are still welcome to do so if you wish. Simply post your character with a trip and introduce yourself. And for the record, this rumble has no predetermined winner. It's all up to the digits.
>>19706595So how will the rolling function work? Like what number of dice will we be using or the sides of the dice?
>>19707677Ahh that's an unconventional choice. Fit Finlay will be #17.
i am ALWAYZ READY to enter any match and prove that I am the undisputed indie god
>>19707691It will be determined by the last post number, because that one is the hardest to predict. Obviously dubs will beat any single number, trips will beat dubs, quads will beat trips, and 92 beats everything.
>>19707700Matt Cardona is now #18! Those spots are filling up fast!
>>19707700Fuck yeah https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3zRmhc5AkI
so it goes>highest single number>dubs>trips>quads>92the rock understands the rules just fine, let's get those last two jabronis in here so I can start layin the smack down on all your roody poo candy asses
>>19707702correct me if I'm wrong but would that mean that if you got let's say 7777 on your end of the post, you'd probably get a win over your opponent?
Can't start without me, toughguy!
Elizabeth?!!?!!
>>19707735good but definitely use a tripcode and put it in the name bar. For example>Wrestler name##insertpasswordhere
>>19707734Yes, the only thing that beats quads is a 92. >>19707735Love it. Hacksaw is #19. You got in there just in time.>>19707738Another fine choice. George Steele is our final entrant.
I'm Dave Meltzer, I've covered the business from every angle since the early 80s. I'm here, uh, for a new challenge, you know? I've won awards, I was hand chosen to write for The National, I speak at colleges, uhh, but these new, new fans, on the Twitter, the X, they disrespect me! Time to show them what I can do, you know?
Alright everyone, we are finally ready! Thank you all for waiting, and now, with all 20 competitors in the ring, let the battle BEGIN! You can start making your attack posts now!
>>19707753We already have 20 competitors Dave, but I'll let you in there anyway. This is now officially a 21-man rumble!
Gonna start by going after Dave Meltzer and attempting to chokeslamm him out of the ring. Could be an easy elimination.
i'm gonna take me shillelagh and smack that stupid klingon gowron in his lumpy forehead and knock him clean out of the ring, i will.
well the rock is gonna start by lifting up that candy ass jabroni mantaur, sending him straight to the rock bottom, and then toss his candy ass out of my ring!
>>19707753
>>19707766>>19707768>>19707775Meltzer, Gowron, and Mantaur have ten minutes to roll a defense or be eliminated. Kerry got dubs so Meltzer's got a rough time ahead of him.
>>19707778OH and we have our first elimination! Kerry got dubs and Meltz just got an 8! Sorry Dave, but that's the will of Kek!
>>19707785
>>19707778If someone turns out to have abandoned their character, I can let you back in the rumble. Hang tight and let's see who is still around.
>>19707766Kerry! You're not as good as your dad, and Ricky was an all time great, and Robert, but uhh, The Young Bucks have surpassed them in every way! I've been working out with them, you know, so watch out.
Going after Top Dolla/AJ Francis next and attempting to hit him with a cutter before superkicking him out of the ring.
I GOWRON LEADER OF THE HIGH COUNCIL AM STILL HERE, and I now roll against this drunken buffoon who seeks to eliminate me.
>>19707798yo you cant eliminate me you soggy ass cracka, im gonna use my fat to absorb youer raggedy ass superkick
you can't even lift me rock! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
>>19707812Ah the fat. Whatever. Enziguri time.
>>19707798>>19707812BAH GAWD! Kerry just eliminated another! He got an 8 and AJ Francis botched himself over the top rope with a 2! He didn't even have to take the superkick, after the cutter he just fell right out of the ring! Kerry Morton is on fire!>>19707775>>19707820And Mantaur has botched even worse with a zero! Dear God, it's like his career all over again! mantaur is out!
>this whole muhfuggin' thread
>>19707768>>19707801Fit Finlay just smacked Gowron over the head with a shillelagh, and that shillelagh was filled with lead, and it knocked Gowron clean out of the ring! We got a triple elimination here!
and going after CoKane attempting to choke slam him out of the ring.
Alright let's get some more attack posts going on! Four men have been tossed out! 17 remain!
>>19707853Ok Dave, we haven't heard anything from the Goto poster. If he doesn't respond to this post in ten minutes you get the spot as Goto.
>>19707850*tosses a cloud of finely powdered colombian white into kerry's face
>>19707850>>19707860we have a tie here, which means nobody gets eliminated. Kerry dodges the cloud of cocaine but Cokane avoids the elimination.
>>19707860Might as well go for the "Kiss It Goodbye" knee strike before knocking CoKane out.
you fuckin clowns, you fuckin jamokes, im gonna grab that bastard cokane by the throat and toss him out bada bing bada boom. that motherfucker tuned me up last week, FUCK HIM!
I'm going to toss a chair to jey and then dropkick the chair to send him over the top because I am the whole damn show!
>>19707875ah, stealing my elimination. Then you're going to get dropkicked.
*moves out of the way and lets RVD and Vito hit each other
>>19707875>>19707880>>19707884Vito got the high number, so he avoids the dropkick and grabs Cokane by the throat, tossing him out for the elimination. Cokane is the fifth man out.
>>19707880fuck you ya dirty jamoke im gonna hit ya wit a pipe like we do back home in the old neighborhood!
you can't eliminate me uce, im gonna toss a pineapple in yo face and pop the place
>>19707878>>19707898we have another tie, so no elimination here
>>19707894and I might as well attempt to catch the pipe and disarm you.
Hey Dave, we still haven't heard from Goto poster. If you want to assume the role, say so.
>>19707894>>19707909Kerry expertly disarms Vito! He now gets one chance to perform a special elimination. If he can roll dubs or better on his next post, Vito will be auto-eliminated with no chance to defend.
and I might as well chokeslam Vito out of the ring..
and now its time for the rock to eliminate another jabroni. i'm gonna take out hacksaw jim duggan, that piece of trailer trash, for all my millions (and millions) of fans!
>>19707920fuck you im gonna toss you out because im sick of playin wit your scrawny ass! youre goin in the river!
>>19707891*snorts a huge line in sadness*
>>19707920I'm afraid Kerry has failed his special attack and must now beat a 5 to avoid elimination
>>19707921Hacksaw must also defend or be eliminated
>>19707925*tries to dodge Vito before attempting to superkick him out of the ring
>>19707891goin after that bum RVD with a superkick uce
noice it finally started. im gonna go after EC3 if he's still around and toss that chud out of the ring with a hiptoss.
fuck it im goin after Vito with a pizza cutter so i can blind his eyes with blood and throw him out
>>19707925>>19707940It seems that Vito dodged Kerry's superkick and grabbed him by the neck, tossing him out for the elimination. Sorry Kerry, you had a good run but the numbers fucked you. However, we have not heard from the Dusty Rhodes poster, so you can assume the role of Dusty Rhodes if you want to stay in the game.
i didn't realize this rumble was still on. ok im goin after the jew. i'll flatten him with my giant ass and then chokeslam him out. BANZAI!
>>19707953fuck you im gonna get yer grimy bank robbin ass too! NOBODY MESSES WIT DA DON! YOU GET A FALLAWAY SLAM OUT THE RING!
>>19707949Still here and rolling to block your feeble attack.
>>19707946eat shit coconut coon, i'm putting you through that announce table outside the ring with a gorilla press.
there is still no word from Gotoposter so he is eliminated by countout.
>>19707946>>19707984While RVD is attempting to get the announcers away from the table, Jey Uso hits the superkick and sends him flying out of the ring! RVD is out!>>19707949>>19707978And the crooked merchant gets an unexpected win as well, tossing EC3 out of the ring with a well-timed hiptoss counter!
>>19707953>>19707976Vito defends successfully, but does not get the elimination since that was a defense roll. >>19707968MJF must defend
BY THE POWERS OF THE EVIL ONE I SUMMON A DEVILISH WIND TO TAKE MATT CARDONA OUT OF THE RING AND DOWN TO HELLL
im gonna lift that fat bastard yokozuna high above me head like an ancient irish folk hero and plop him outside on his fat arse
well the rock is gonna take out jey uso because theres only room for one king of the islands around here! JEY USO IS GOIN STRAAAAAIGHT TO THE ROCK BOTTOM!
alright fuck this tomato fuckin greaseball vito, im givin him the chokebreaker before he goes over the top
>>19708030no fuck you, youre tryna work me. you got the last attack, this one's mine. im hittin you wit a ball bat to knock you out and end this shit
>>19708029defending
>>19708022are you retarded? I weigh like 600 lbs lol
oh da american dream dusty rhodes didnt know yall started up this here rumble! I'm gonna show my I'm the tower of power and too sweet to be sour. RVD, baby! Your time is up! and yo gonna taste hard times when i tie ya to da tree of woe and chuck your sorry butt out
>comes out from under the ringdammit, I was gonna wait until everyone else was gone and then pop out at the end, but you caught me I guess. Ok rolling to defend.
fuck you im getting that contract
>>19708016>>19708061Kevin Sullivan used his evil demonic powers to detect Matt Cardona's sneaky plot! With the devilish winds of hell, he sweeps Cardona out from under the ring and then tosses him out for the elimination. Cardona is out!>>19708022>>19708046Yeah Finlay, that probably wasn't gonna work. Finlay unsurprisingly fails to lift the big man.
>>19708029>>19708041And The Rock takes out Jey Uso with a BAWK, thus making himself the only samoan in the rumble!>>19708030>>19708034He has a point there Nick. You must defend.
>>19708058RVD must defend>>19707968>>19708062MJF fails to defend against Yokozuna! I was wrong about the Samoan thing, we still have the fattest one of all, and he just flattened MJF into a kosher pancake and tossed him out of the ring! BAH GAWD HE IS BROKEN IN HALF! MJF IS OUT!
Hacksaw Jim Duggan and George The Animal Steele are both eliminated by countout.
We are down to 7 men>Big Vito>Dusty Rhodes>Yokozuna>Kevin Sullivan>The Rock>Nick Gage>Fit Finlay
>>19708065dammit lol my master plan was foiled by goddamn black magic
>>19708075I WILL SUE YOUR ASS! MY LAWYER HERMAN VON SHEKELSTEIN WILL BE IN TOUCH!
>>19708072alright fair. rollin
>>19708075come on sweet 92
>>19708092Black magic?!?
>>19708099you know what, gage? youre a dimeless deathmatch shitter but youre also one tough son of a bitch. im gonna leave you alone and go after that spooky fuck kevin sullivan and toss him out by his cajones, capice?
>>19708111LOL youre right KWAB>>19708085ok the rock is gonna eliminate fit finlay and send him back to the land of the leprechauns where he can get drunk all day like the miserable piece of trailer trash he is!
>>19708092KWAB good sir Matt. It was a smart plan but Kek foiled it unfortunately. I would not have been upset had you won that way.>>19708034>>19708099Gage easily defends with dubs.
>>19708096In kayfabe, I'm even richer than your jew family, so that won't work lol.>>19708058>>19708106Bad luck RVD, Cardona stole that 92 you were looking for. RVD has been eliminated. You long since exceeded the ten minute reply time but I allowed you the chance to defend anyway. Good run though.
>>19708106Wait a minute, there was a little mistake there. You already got eliminated by Jey Uso. You have the odd privilege of being the only man eliminated twice.
>>19708130FUCK YE IM WINNIN THIS RUMBLE YE DIRTY HOOR
>>19708117YOU DARE TO ATTACK THE LEADER OF THE DUNGEON OF DOOM? I WILL NO-SELL YOU BECAUSE I AM EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIL!
well the rock is tired of playin roody poo candy ass games, so the rock is just gonna grab nick gage by his ugly greasy hair and put him over the top rope like the superstar I am!
alright daddeh ahm gonna tie big vito to da tree of woe before he can fuck up anybody else, whip his butt, and then deposit him gently on the floor and tell him daddeh you just got yo butt whipped by the son of a plumber
>>19708178I defended last time so I think I should have a chance to counter and eliminate this coconut fucker if I get a good enough roll.
finna squish sullivan just like I did to that dirty heeb>BANZAI
>>19708130>>19708161Fit Finlay successfully avoids elimination, thus avoiding deportation to the leprechaun cave.>>19708117>>19708168Sullivan no-sells Vito in a fit of evil rage, this one is turning out to be a classic rumble!
>>19708178>>19708188OH MY GOD!!!! NICK GAGE JUST COUNTERED WITH THE DIGITS OF HITLER! As The Rock arrogantly moves to throw Gage out of the ring, Gage scoops up Rock by the leg and dumps him over the top rope! The Rock has been eliminated! He ain't cookin shit now!
>>19708208THE ROCK WAS ROBBED
kiss my ass you fat tub of polka dotted shit, im gonna roll out of the way and put my foot up your ass you fucking cockroach.
ye are a stupid bastard nick, im gonta make ye die in the ring fr this time. gonta do a springboard hurracanrana and put yer arse on the concrete
NONE OF YOU CAN MATCH MY EVIL POWER. THIS ATTACK SHALL ALSO BE NO-SOLD BECAUSE I AM SO EEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIL!
>>19708216Sorry brother I don't control the post numbers. I was rooting for you because you're a good promo but it was not the will of Kek.>>19708180>>19708238Big Vito once again avoids elimination, and since Dusty rolled a 0, Vito does indeed put his foot in the crack of Dusty Rhodes ass!
>>19708248MOTHERFUCKER I CAME BACK FROM THE DEAD ROBBED A BANK AND ELIMINATED THE ROCK YOU AINT SHIT
>>19708193>>19708251Oh no! It would appear that Kevin Sullivan has met the same fate as MJF! Vince McMahon would surely love this moment because a big fat Samoan ass just eliminated Kevin Sullivan!
there's only room for one fat man in this ring daddeh, so im gonna outsmart that big lummox yokozuna and trick him inta fallin himself over dem ropes with a big ham sandwich daddeh
>>19708248>>19708263Fit Finlay pulls out a crazy lucha springboard move and hurls Nick Gage out of the ring! Gage had a great run but he has been eliminated!
fuck this irish prick finlay, back in the old neighborhood we knew what to do wit a mick like him. over the fuckin rope he goes wit a big right hand.
>>19708276I may be fat but I'm not stupid. Dubs or better says I steal your ham sandwich anyway.
>>19708290ye greasy wop, I'll take yer little dago punch and knock ye out o the ring with one o me own
>>19708276>>19708294Dusty Rhodes tricks Yokozuna into eliminating himself by baiting him with a ham sandwich! I guess the big guy must have been pretty hungry to fall for that one. Yokozuna did very well but he is now eliminated. We are down to:>Big Vito>Dusty Rhodes>Fit Finlay
>>19708290suck my balls you spaghetti slurpin wop, ahm gonta whack ye with my shillelagh and then punt ye out of this here ring
oooh yeah daddeh im gon do my lil dance and hit big vito with that big bionic elbow and then backdrop him outta dat ring so he lands right on his butt yessir
>>19708324>>19708340FUCK both you sawed off little pricks, you think I'm some clown for your amusement? YOU DO ME LIKE THIS AND THE GODFATHERS GONNA HEAR ABOUT IT, YOU UNDERSTAND ME! I'm gonna kick yas both in the balls!
you fuckin irish prick, you are mine. yer goin back to leprechaun land pal!
>>19708346Vito manages to avoid both attacks and kick both men in the balls! I'll allow that since they were ganging up on him.
Ah am gonna get you vito! ah am gonna suplex you outta da ring because I am the tower of power too sweet to be sour, the son of a plumber, the american dream dusty rhodes!
>>19708355Actually Vito has the next attack since he just stunned you both. shame to waste such a good roll though.
>>19708360well thank you mister president, I think I'm gonna go after that fat fuck dusty again, and wrap his face in barbed wire before I toss his fat old ass to the curb.
>>19708367you caint eliminate me daddeh, I'll put that barbed wire down your throat and give you a bodyslam down to the floor baby!
while these two are squabblin im gonta sneak up and eliminate them both boyo
>>19708367>>19708374Vito has won that exchange. However, since Dusty got dubs on this post>>19708355, I will allow him a saving throw. Dusty must beat a 7>>19708376I can't really allow a double elimination since your roll wasn't all that good.
come on lady luck don't fail me now daddeh. if i dont get some good digits its gonna be hard times for da rhodes family, yessir
>>19708390damn, that sucks for you brother. Better luck next time. It looks like Vito has eliminated Dusty Rhodes, which means it's down to Vito and Finlay.
FUCK YOU VITO I WILL KNEECAP YE IRA STYLE BUT WITH ME SHILLELAGH AND THEN POWERBOMB YE TO THE FLOOR!
>>19708405you stupid little bastard, you can't fuck wit the don. I got kerry, I got that fuckin degenerate cokane, and i got that fat polka dot wearin fruitcake dusty rhodes too! I will block your move, you drunken irish bozo.
>>19708405>>19708422Vito easily blocks the shillelagh and now has a chance to counter. The numbers really seem to be favoring Vito tonight but it could still go either way.
I will throw him out like they throw drunken sots like him outta bars every night where im from. bada bing bada bang.
>>19708434I won't be drinkin til after the show me lad. so I can celebrate yer terrible loss and me new contract. I'll grab ye by the face and toss ye aside to block yer stupid grab
>>19708434>>19708449Finlay prevents himself from being thrown out, and Fit Finlay now has the initiative. It's come down to the final two!
ye dirty dago, im gonta wrap this shillelagh club aroond yer neck and then give ye a stunner to make yer neck limp like a spaghetti noodle, before I throw ye oot of my ring and ye can tell yer godfather to suck my balls BECAUSE I GOT THAT FINLAY SWAGGER
>>19708470a fuckin zero? you kiddin me? you fuckin jamoke, I'm gonna turn my back and laugh after I move out of the way of your stumbling drunken attack. you fuckin puke.
>>19708470alright, enough of this shit, I'm gonna pull out a baseball bat and wear your fuckin head out like you owe me money. and you probably do, ya fuckin degenerate.
>>19708474fuck you I will block it with THAT FINLAY SWAGGER
>>19708471>>19708474>>19708477Vito no-sells the shillelagh stunner and tries to hit Finlay with a bat. Finlay counters by blocking the bat with his shillelagh and swaggering around the ring for a moment. Finlay, are you sure you're not drunk?
Oh and Finlay has initiative by the way
BY THE BLOOD OF ME ANCESTORS AND THE STRENGTH OF THAT FINLAY SWAGGER, I WILL TOSS THIS GREASY WOP GUINEA DAGO BASTARD OUTTA THA RING LIKE A BLOODY FRISBEE, SPINNIN HIM LIKE A TOP SO HE SPRAYS HIS WOP GREASE ALL OVER THE CROWD!
>>19708498eat shit, you drunken irish cousinfuckin muck savage! I AM BIG VITO! I AM THE DON! AND I WILL NOT BE THROWN OUT BECAUSE I RULE THESE STREETS!
YOU CAN CUT IT WITH A KNIFE! YOU CAN FEEL THE ELECTRICITY IN THE AIR!THE UNSTOPPABLE FORCE MEETS THE UNMOVABLE OBJECT!THIS PLACE IS GOING BANANAS!WHO'S IT GONNA BE?!
>>19708498>>19708506Ladies and gentlemen, we finally have a winner! Fit Finlay has picked up Big Vito and yeeted him from the ring, tossing him like a frisbee by tapping into the strength of his warrior ancestors! That means a contract for Finlay and the chance to cut a video promo, and I may end up giving contracts to a couple of the other standouts as well.
>>19708507I would like to thank all of you who have stuck with us through this extremely long event. /pw/ rumbles have always taken a long time, that's just how it is. I've seen some that have lasted a lot longer than this, actually. This may be kind of a filler episode, but you guys made it a lot of fun.
>>19708513THIS CROWD IS ON THEIR FEET!!
Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner...Fit Finlay! Oh and look at that! Hornswoggle has come out of the crowd to congratulate his friend! Maybe I'll bring him along for the ride as well!
NEXT WEEK ON SATURDAY NIGHT METAL:First of all, we will have the long-awaited unveiling of the new Cruiserweight Championship. That belt took a long time to finish, and it's the main reason why we're doing a rumble this week. You will also get to see the trophy for the 1st annual Iron Eagle Cup, and I even made a kickass video promo for the tournament. Speaking of which, we got two tournament matches lined up for episode 12. The Snake Mountain Crew will make their debut against The Steiner Bros., and Kane will face the first of his matches in Satan's trial by combat. Who will it be? Here's a hint, it's someone you all know well. Finally, Sabu will defend the World Heavyweight Championship against The Ultimate Warrior! In addition to this, Wolfie will suffer the fifth of his 7 deadly KWABs. We will have a segment to honor the wedding of Shingo Takagi and Poi, and David Benoit will be initiated into the Ministry of Darkness. All that and more will be delivered next week on our flagship show, Saturday Night Metal.
And now, for another fast breaking news story, we go to our roving reporter, Pepe the Frog!
Goodeveninggoodeveninggoodevening GOOD EVENING, ladies and fine gentlemen. We come to you now after yet another exciting edition of K-WAB wrestling to bring a special news bulletin. Pepe the Frog here, hot on the case and the latest scoop.First and foremost, one must get the obvious out of the way. Congratulations to all involved in tonight's fine esteemed wrestling event. The card was stacked, the stakes were high, the dimes were drawn, and kino was beheld by all. The attention must now be drawn to you, the president of K-WAB, one Mr. Pepe Von Erich. Mr. Von Erich, congratulations on booking another fine event. I understand sir, you to be a very busy individual that has a lot on your schedule. Yet we at Pepe New Network have come across something that ought to be brought to your attention. If you happened to have missed it, a recent Kevin Nash thread reaching an impressive max 300+ comment limit and record SEVEN 92 GETS BABY and up and active for nigh near 20 consecutive days reached its conclusion recently. Many keks and laughs and waves were made and had by all. However, there was one certain pedophilic, raped bitch, coprophilia and rumored dendrophiliac individual both lurking within the thread and throughout the board throughout the entirety of it that was making a usual nuisance of himself by being an annoying fag. I am, of course, talking about an adversary of yours and everyone of sorts, one wolfpedo, George R. Lundy.
>>19708513I bloody won! that fuckin pasta goblin had nae chance against THAT FINLAY SWAGGER, and with me new contract, ye'll be seein more of me. but pepe me lad, ye've got tae sign me little friend here too, or there's no deal!
Once this pest made his presence known, he took it upon xerself to make multiple threads disparaging and desecrating the legacy of one crowned king of wrestling, the late great Harley Race, via trying to launch a failed and irritating meme that which shall not be uttered and repeated here. All while typing in his signature faggy style and spending entire threads talking and replying to himself all while taking on several different personas or split personalities, we're not sure. This noncery of his has become something of a constant here, but it is of course neither here nor there nor worthy of your attention. What is, however, is the exchange within the thread in which he commented on dedicating all his efforts to disrupt K-WAB shows, and did so by via an indirect threat. The aforementioned thread can be located here: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/19642897/#19701270And the comment in question, made just mere 24 hours before tonight's event, can be located here:https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/19642897/#q19701270Which was promptly followed up by his weapons grade cringe:https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/19642897/#q19701305
Mr. Von Erich? It is P.N.N.'s mantra to dedicate itself to autistic journalistic integrity and that of course, means reporting on events, people, locations and things of note and basedness. P.N.N. PRIDES itself on being able to enjoy the wrestling kino that you have undertaken to provide to the board and although I do not speak for anyone or everyone, you cannot be thanked enough. We do not, however, consider ourselves and our establishment to be 'messengers boys' on behalf of an unmedicated nig-nog cum-burping pedo FAGGOT that contributes NOTHING but misery and asinine garbage to our beloved board. Nor are we an institution that spreads gossip like the femboys Lundy sucks dicks from the back from, but the evidence is clear. Be that as it may, it is also clear that he is making overt threats to K-WAB, committing himself to disrupting shows and making no bones about it. With that in mind, please note that it was done and said via third party and thus, not directly to you, but only with the sole intention being that the message be passed along. As a wise gangster once said, "Who gives a shit what someone has to say about you that they don't have the balls to say to your face?" Nonetheless, shots have been directly fired in your direction, despite being about as intimidating as a box of kittens.
TL;DR Mr. Von Erich, before you bust out the post-show 8 ball of cocaine to do off a strippers tits, the world and the news wants to know your thoughts and comments on the following:>1. Your thoughts on wolfbitch, his threats and baseless claims against Kino Wrestling For Autistic Bastards and dedicated army of troons, real or imagined, that have undertaken bringing down the quality, and indeed the integrity, of your show and fine federation, up to and including your damn name. What flavor of autism he has and why you make it so SALTY, and what your theories are with his current obsession with getting assfucked by horses is all about? Do you have anything cooking up in the works to respond or retaliate that we can look forward to?>2. In your humble opinion, what is the current circumference of Kevin Nash's anus on any given Sunday as of late? And in relation to that, what do you think is currently making Lundy's bussy itch so bad?>3. As mentioned before, Harley Race has undergone disrespect and desecration at the hands of that fucking prick, being the target and focal point of an unfunny and dimeless meme. So it has to be asked whether or not we will see good king Harley make any sort of appearance in the near future and whether or not the offices at K-WAB have made any overtures or is open to reach out to him about doing so.>4. You have mentioned that you have just put the finishing touches on the newly christened K-WAB Cruiserweight Championship of the world. Are we able to know of the date of its unveiling?>5. What with this threat made against K-WAB, will there be any extra security measures undertaken at the /pw/ Municipal Arena, such as sniper towers or guards ensuring wolfclit doesn't spike the confectionary stands fountain soda dispenser with his HRT pills?
>6. Any possible chance, if technically and technologically possible, of livestreaming major events in the future? Perhaps even taking polling sessions to determine cards?>7. K.F.C. or Popeye's?>8. Is there any chance of a board-made CAW character being taken through a season mode, perhaps through the grueling two-year schedule of WWE SmackDown: Shut Your Mouth or even through a year long stroll through a Universe mode of one of the more modern titles? >9. Although you have decided that the prospect of simulating and undertaking a G-1 Climax tournament of your own of sorts is too daunting of a task to undertake, is that necessarily something that you would completely rule out ever doing?>10. Would you like to give a shout-out to anything to look forward to in the future?
Once again, it should be reiterated that although such words from a mentally unwell pedophile is alarming, it should be simply interpreted as the equivalent of the following feminine body function and any words or assertions made by Lundy can be summarized as follows:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMMikSb0ImAThank you so much for your attention on this matter and thank you for yet another fine event. Congratulations to Fit Finlay on a fine and dazzling performance this evening. This is P.N.N. signing off.
>>19708556Thank you for this timely and comprehensive report, fellow Pepe. I have no doubt that Wolfie has been making a nuisance of himself as usual, but I am sorry to say I missed that thread. I've been spending a lot of time working on the show lately, trying to organize things better and improve my skills, etc. while also preparing shows, so I haven't had as much time to post lately. But it is great that all of you 92bros are keeping the meme alive and refusing to let a certain shit eating, pig raping, fursuit wearing eternally seething raped bitch from ruining things. Salud.
>>19708557I respect your loyalty, and I think we can use another midget anyway. You've got yourself a deal. Fit Finlay is now a member of the K-WAB roster. Would you like to write a promo so that it can be turned into a victory promo video? I think I can do a decent Fit Finlay voice so it should be no problem.
>>19708560Wow, now this is some bombshell information you've got here, fellow Pepe! So Wolfie has actually admitted to his crimes? I will have to take a few minutes to look over these threads but I have no doubt that you are telling the truth. He really is that dumb lol. I should give him another seven deadly KWABs just for shits and giggles.
>>19708584>I should give him another seven deadly KWABs just for shits and giggles.Oh please do. Please make that an ongoing series.
>>19708560By God, you're right fellow Pepe. Wolfie did absolutely admit to his crimes! Let it be known by all that what we have been saying since episode 5 has been proven true. I was present for some of that thread you linked, but I did not see that post. I was indeed one of those who helped you guys to troll Wolfie's dimeless Harley Race threads. Harley Race doesn't deserve such disrespect, and it's not really a funny meme anyway. If Wolfie wants to target my threads, we can do the same to his threads. I don't normally do things like that, but turnabout is fair play. Fine journalistic work brother, you are always welcome in these threads.
>>19708592KWAB good sir! Since this thread has been all about digits, I will take that as an omen from Kek that Wolfie's KWABs should continue long into the future. After the Seven Deadly KWABs are complete, I'm sure I can come up with something else for him.
>>19708566Ok I will try to answer all these questions in detail. >1. The Wolfie thingHe's been trying to sabotage us almost from day one, so that part is nothing new, but thanks to you we now have the proof. There is no possible rational explanation for his behavior other than possibly being dropped on his head when he was a baby or being raped into an eternal seethe by a pack of horny ravenous coyotes after being abandoned in the desert by his whore mother. His fate is to stay here forever and be our lolcow, so he probably won't go away. However, as stated here>>19708609 we can absolutely turn his own tricks against him. We got a pretty solid victory with the Harley Race thing, so perhaps he now understands that we can do things the easy way or the hard way. He can seethe all he likes but if he plays dirty like before there will be consequences and repercussions. >2. As stated before, there is no way to know what may have set Mr. Lundy off, but I think he hates these threads simply because some people really like them and he's a troll. And not an ironic shitposting troll like most of us, I mean a serious malevolent asshole troll. I do believe he hates this place and doesn't like to see us enjoying anything, whether it's K-WAB threads or anything else. >3. Harley Race in K-WAB WrestlingI hadn't really considered that matter before this. No disrespect to Harley Race, of course, I just haven't seen the right opportunity for him. However, there is at least some real possibility of Harley Race making his way to K-WAB Wrestling.>4. The Cruiserweight TitleThe new belt will be unveiled one week from today one Saturday Night Metal. I thought about unveiling it tonight but decided to wait. I incorporated a lot of the ideas contributed by anons on night one of Samhain Sacrifice, and the result was a very unique belt. It's a little strange looking, but I think you guys will like it.
>>19708557alright, you won fair and square ya drunken irish prick. I'll be a man and shake your hand but just remember you never coulda beat me alone. If that fuckin frog is smart he'll sign me anyway and then we can talk some more family business.
>>19708557sorry i just saw this laddie, give me a short bit tae think up a good promo for ye.
>>19708648when you think you got it won and then you get tossed out on yo butt, that's hard times daddeh. but i congratulate you fit finlay my brutha, i'm glad it was you and not that jive turkey vito.
>>19708566>>19708567>5. SecurityThe best security we have is you, our loyal fans, who do a great job of discouraging those who would disrupt. We here at K-WAB Wrestling are immensely grateful for this, so a big thank you to everyone on that. And of course, a stupid troll can't really do anything but make a nuisance of themselves anyway. We will continue no matter what, so trolls can make all the retarded horsefucker jokes they want. It will change nothing at all.>6. Polls and livestreaming events are both a possibility. Since we are now doing fan-booked matches as the main attraction of Hype Zone, I am open to the possibility of deciding the main event via a poll. Last time, I simply picked the match that sounded like the best main event to me, but I am open to the idea of letting the community decide. I might try that on the next HZ episode. As for livestreamed events, that would mean livestreaming game footage with no editing at all, which might be a good option for certain things. If our planned shoot division ever gets off the ground, we will probably livestream those matches just so everyone knows that I have not altered the match results in any way. >7. Favorite Fried ChickenKFC. All day.>8. A Season Mode Storyline That doesn't sound like something I could do because it would be very hard to work it in with any existing storylines. I'm not ruling it out entirely, but I'm not sure how I could make that work.>9. A Full G1-style TournamentI definitely haven't ruled this one out either, but if I actually do it, we are talking at least a couple months worth of shows being mostly taken up by one tournament. I am curious to know how our fans would feel about that. I am open to the possibility of doing it, but I figured people wouldn't want me to dedicate that many shows to one tournament. Feel free to let me know how you feel about that one. >10. Well, here's a little hint. There is a reason why so many factions have been forming lately.
>>19708637great show daddeh it was fun
>>19707292>>19707592>>19708092>>19708592>>19708692well I didn't win, but I did get the best 92 get in a thread that had 5 good ones.
>>19708698SORRY I MESSED UP YOUR PLANS CARDONA. IT WAS NOTHING PERSONAL. AS THE PERSONAL BUTLER AND BATHROOM ATTENDANT OF SATAN I COULDNT ALLOW ANYONE TO BE MORE EVIL THAN ME. YOUR PLAN WAS DIABOLICAL AND SMART AND I RESPECT THAT.
>>19708705easy for you to say, you didn't get eliminated with a damn sandwich lol
Lundy doesn't exist. Friction is real.
I enjoyed dusty's promos daddeh! Big vito and fin finlay had great back and forth too! Good shit overall! Good rumble!
>>19708692>>19708750Thanks brothers, glad you enjoyed it. This one really was a lot of fun. >>19708735You had a very good showing, at least. I hope everyone will bear in mind that I have no way to control the post numbers and so this result was not predetermined. I'll be honest, Fit Finlay is probably not who I would have picked as the winner, but that's fine. I actually could have done more story-wise with Yokozuna. Not to take anything away from our winner, of course.>>197086985 gets in one thread. I think this proves yet again beyond all doubt that Kevin Nash was indeed raped in the summer of 1992.>>19708738So you can go suck a dick, Wolfie.
>>19708750ah may have lost today, but as sure as there's hair on a hog's back, I promise yew that ah will be back. even if the dream got ta do a hundred /pw/ rumbles, the dream will make it to the show, daddeh! the BULL OF THE WOODS cannot be stopped by hard times, because hard times is what I know best, daddeh. da good lord didn't see fit to give it to me this time, but the american dream does not die hea!
alright, here's me victory promo>like me grandfather and me father before me, I'm a fightin irish bastard. but if ye say it to me face ye'll get a shillelagh across yer ugly face ye stupid nigger! me opponents been callin me a drunk this whole time, well let me tell you, somethin, i'm gonna get drunk now, me lads. i'm gonna drink a hundred pints with me boys at the pub because I just beat 20 other bastards and won this fookin rumble. I sent big vito back to the slums of little italy to slurp meatballs from his spaghetti and cry like a little girl, I sent nick gage back to the slums of GCW, that shameful nest of degenerate filth. I sent that bloody klingon back to whatever god-forsaken space rock he crawled out from, and I outlasted all these bloody heathens to become the new irish warlord of these lands. by the blood of cuchulainn and by my sacred oath as a member of the IRA, I swear that fit finlay will bring that finlay swagger to all the four corners of the earth, and all will know the name of finlay because if they don't I'll bash their fookin heads! my name is finlay, and I LOVE to fight!
>>19708820Hell yeah, this is extremely good. whatever that Finlay swagger is, you sir have definitely got plenty of it. This will make a great video promo, but I will have to get a little sleep before I do that promo. This thread has been going for quite awhile so I'm sure you can understand why. Thank you for participating and congratulations on your glorious victory.
>>19708841aye, can't blame ye for that, boss. take all the rest ye need, me and the belfast boys will keep a watch and make sure nobody tries any funny business.
bump
>>19708516twas dimes
>>19708776based, we need the american dream in k-wab
>>19709371kerry did really well too, that one unfortunate zero roll did him in
>>19709671vito was a beast in there, i thought he had it won
wish i had seen this last night so i could have entered vince. the meme potential was very good there but i missed it.
>>19708820promo's good
fun little rumble, reading over this reminds me of good times on /asp/
>>19708617do it. >FUCK HIM UP>FUCK HIM UP>FUCK HIM UP
I still can't believe that satanic midget foiled my perfect plan to hide under the ring until the end. it would have been the perfect heel move.
*snorts a bump*
well the rock had fun with this here rumble, you jabronis should do this shit again sometime because the rock is still hungry to lay the smack down on some roody poo candy asses and give them the people's elbow, IF YA SMELLLLL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN
Alright everyone, here it is...Fit Finlay's victory promo! https://www.bitchute.com/video/ATTuO9pnoAor
>>19714090>>19708820Very based!
>>19714090FUCK YEAH
>>19714090that's a great one, lad
>>19714090mmmmm that's badass
>>19714090based and IRApilled
>>19713159kek jerry lawler style
>>19713159don't feel bad boyo, god is an irishman and he was just helpin me luck along. twas not meant for you to win, me lad.
>>19716747god had nothin to do wit that, you stupid irish bog savage. i swear you fuckin irish, every time you get lucky you start talkin all that religious shit. you won fair and square, i'll be a man and admit that, but next time that contract is gonna be mine, jamoke.
>>19708637>>19708689Thank you for your attention on this matter, Mr. Von Erich, and apologies for disrupting what turned out to be a fun battle royal that ended with a wonderful addition to the roster. Its not P.N.N.'s intention to spread malicious gossip or tattle tale, nor draw attention to people who do not deserve it and are only eliciting reactions for his own amusement. We deal deal with and ONLY with the goddamn motherfuckin' facts. We will of course, update you and everyone else on wolfpedo's asshurt condition when encountered in the wild and we also managed to snag an interview with one of the horses wolfie himself has had relations with in the past, both giving and most definitely receiving. Let's just say it was like Will Smith and "straight up murder" in there.> As stated before, there is no way to know what may have set Mr. Lundy off, but I think he hates these threads simply because some people really like them and he's a troll. And not an ironic shitposting troll like most of us, I mean a serious malevolent asshole troll. I do believe he hates this place and doesn't like to see us enjoying anything, whether it's K-WAB threads or anything else. Very, very astute observation on the damn state of things.
I wish to once again thank everyone who participated in the rumble, this week it was you guys who went above and beyond to make the show a success. Also, I have decided that a couple of you will definitely receive contracts in the future.>>19717725No apologies needed, your journalistic integrity is greatly appreciated, especially since you have brought us proof of Wolfie's numerous crimes. PNN News has my full permission to run news reports in K-WAB threads at any time. Please do try to find a good home for that poor abused horse though, preferably somewhere far away from Wolfie. There really ought to be a law that prevents him from ever being left alone with children or animals. Oh, and pic related is a little gift for everyone. Unlike many people on the internet, I am not stingy with my transparencies. This is the dancing leprechaun pepe animation that I made for the Finlay promo, so use it however you like.
Based show.
>>19718426based, saving this for saint pattys day
>>19718426thank you GOAT
>>19708820>>19714090very good finale
>>19708276kek dusty won the battle of the fat fucks
nice to see the tradition of the /asp/ rumble staying alive
>>19721111>quads of KWAB>five 92 gets ittkek is gracious in his blessings
>>19714090tis word for word what i posted here, laddie. >>19708820a fine prize indeed. *dances a jig with hornswoggle*
>>19718426i guess that's a rare pepe so saved lol
fuck i missed the rumble? feels bad man
>>19706639who is captain confederate? OC character or some weird indy shitter i haven't heard of?
>>19724470He's an OC character that I created years ago to troll people who hate the south. The character is exactly what you would expect from the name, a confederate superhero who keeps the CSA alive in spirit.
