I had a dream last night where I was with John Cena in the bathroom helping him install drywall. Am I gay?
Maybe you lack a father figure or friends IRL with whom you could imagine renovating a house?
>>19710266did you get an erection?
>>19710266Only if you came
>>19710266Only if you touched penises otherwise you're good.
>>19710266No. But if it was Kevin Nash . . .
>>19710266Smiling because he's finally free from the sloppy shop
OP here no I didn't get an erection. It just felt like I was just working a job.
>>19711208I bet John was a good worker and helped make the experience more pleasant. :)
>>19710266Anon, I hate to break it to you but this is one of the single most certifiably heterosexual dreams I have ever heard in my life. This is the kind of dream Hank Hill would have except with Troy Aikman instead of John Cena, and it being John Cena doesn't even make it gay.
>>19710266>Anon dreams of honest work with an italian foreman,thinks hes gayYou got soft hands and calloused anus,boy
>>19710266Did you cum?
>>19710266What did u guys talk about?
>>19710266You’re misinterpreting it. There’s something in your life that needs fixing and John Cena will help you figure out what that is.
>>19714126No>>19715488Nothing really he was just telling me what to do. There was a section where the drywall was already installed and we painted it. After it was painted it he got a drywall spackle and a hammer and started to chip away the dry paint to show a new layer underneath.
>>19710266I had dream years ago where I was held hostage in a helicopter by Isis or The Taliban. I was blindfolded along with somebody else, that somebody else ended up being Chris Jericho and he got beheaded infront of my very own eyes, and right when I was about to die I woke up
>>19715527Cena taps out before the renovation is done. Don't hire him
