Pitch me your best booking ideas. If it doesn't draw a milly, you die.
>>19713135Benoit vs Snuka in a Back From The Dead match, whoever wins is fully reborn and their charges wiped clean
>>19713135Just put the bullet in my head brother. There's no way to draw a dime with the boring schmucks we see on TV these days
>Turn matches into cooking competitions.>Turn backstage segments into cooking segments.
>>19713135>Rhlyo breaks up because they both fall in love with El Grande Americano>Cody Rhodes heel turn, but his heel character is an offensive gay stereotype>CM Punk cheats on AJ Lee with their "daughter" Roxanne Perez>Oba Femi debuts but as a Roblox player. >Rey Mysterio is exposed as Liv Morgan's dad. So Liv and Dom are siblings.>Kairi Sane "tricks" Asuka into shooting a sex tape with Joe Hendry>Penta has come from the future to protect Chelsea Green from the Terminator>Jevon Evans can only talk in brainrot. He ends every sentence with 6 7.
>>19713178Oh, also, put someone people can tolerate listening to on commentary like Alton Brown, Guy Fieri, Bobby Flay, Clinton Kelly, or whoever. It really doesn't matter, just not these dimeless geek retard faggot wrestling commentators.
Revive and combine bum fights and raw underground and have the homeless people fight in shoot matches where the prize for winning is heroin
Tiny, Paul, and New Japan hash out a deal where AJ resurrects Bullet Club after bait-n-switch disbanding then attacks the whole wrestling world for his final year.starts with surprise run-in takeover of the rumble final by every former member to have Styles win. Finale retirement match is him vs cleaner Omega for all 4 world championships split between them. undecided on finish but maybe all companies get a reality-breaking kayfabe reboot due to meltzer star tampering overload.
>>19713221Anon, you know he's going to KILL you if you don't draw a milly.
>>197131802,4,5,6,8 are shoots if that qualifies as answering his prompt for booking.>#1 will be but it hasnt happened yet in the timelineso 6/8 anon is pretty safe so far
>>19713227crap -so it has to be a milly exactly not 500 billion plus?
>>19713180>>Penta has come from the future to protect Chelsea Green from the Terminatorholy dimes
>>19713145Benoit was an anti-draw. You're dead.>>19713167Not until you contribute. No mercy killing allowed.>>19713178>>19713188Iron Chef was pretty based but we need more. Can we work competitive eating into these segments? We have a bunch of fatasses on the roster.>>19713180>Kairi Sane "tricks" Asuka into shooting a sex tape with Joe Hendry>Penta has come from the future to protect Chelsea Green from the TerminatorElaborate>>19713202Taking advantage of the homeless is wrong. Just like Darby Allin, you will die young.>>19713221If you can't bring Captain Fookin' New Japan out of retirement, I'm stringing you up from the Titantron.
>>19713251Oh, you're broadcasting this to the Reticulon cluster? They'll mark out.
>>19713275>Can we work competitive eating into these segments?Nah. The thing about cooking competitions is it draws everyone. Competitive eating filters a lot of people. Like women. Trust in the cooking segments.
>>19713275not only do you get da Captain, even if we have to puppet him around from strings, i'll also throw in an unKwabed Balor before he went full degen if there every was such a time
Tommy Dreamer's neglected and now insane son Tummy Creamer. My finisher is I fly into you backwards through a flaming table while jerking off on my stomach
>>19713135I'd turn the show into a gospel themed show to get the evangelical Christian mega church audience. All wrestlers would have biblical gimmicks. Kenneth Copeland would be the general manager. Mel Gibson would be lead booker. Nuns as referees. Creed would be responsible for all the entrance themes.
>>19713275Ok so Axiom is doing math and shit or whatever and ends up building a cyborg that he's named RYBOT. Unfortunately he got something wrong so the robot's basically evil and just wants to kill everyone and his first victim is Penta. And just to get him some extra heat, we have RYBOT "kill" a bunch of wrestlers every week.But Penta's an undead demon from hell and he can resurrect himself. So he travels back through time to find the President of the United States and warn them about the RYBOT uprising, which is obviously Chelsea Green because that's her gimmick. Chelsea doesn't understand him because she doesn't speak Spanish but Alba understand him because she speaks Scottish, which is basically on the same level of retarded English that Penta knows. Alba gives Penta a gun, which he uses to put several bullets in the RYBOT prototype. Once it's destroyed, he breaks Axiom's arm because math is for nerds and then rides off on a motorcycle.If none of that draws, Asuka get drilled by 252 pounds of pure Scottish motivation will. And then once he satisfies her, he gets to bang Kairi.
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>>19713290Try it out in developmental. We need test pilot data.>>19713301Also forgot, we are getting Pieter in a thong right? We got to capitalize on the yellow fever demographic. If she's still up to par, I'll give you a couple of months to play around....Captain Fooking New Japan...>>19713317Nathan if you bring another Christcuck angle into the boardroom, I'll crucify you myself and bring Ari Emmanuel in to watch.>>19713381This needs refinement...but I like the concept. Congratulations.>>19713394If golden student means getting pissed on, you have a job. If it doesn't, you die.
>>19713135You taking on 50 other men in a gangbang
>>19713135Ric Flair's live execution and memorial show extravaganza
Bayley wearing nothing but a mask
Put a fireplace in the middle of the ring and play Christmas songs.
>>19713135Cage match with a lumberjack element. The rest of the locker room is out around the cage and has cattle prods or sharp shit they can thrust into the cage at whoever's close. Also it's one of those multi-tiered cages but you don't tell the guys when the floor's going to drop out.
>>19713135Brock Lesnar comes back and starts hunting women with a john deere tractorHe plans to enslave them to pull the plow on his farmHes dressed as a 1700s farmer and calls them all period appropriate insults like harlotGang of 20 hogan impersonators attacks everyone thats darker than themOba femi gets fat and starts dancing to german folk musicBron and dom form a tag team called nepobastards and start acting as their unclesEl Grande Americano introduces El Grander Americano whos otis naked except for us flag patterned speedo and flip flopsTriple H comes out between segments and starts breakdancing on his bald head till it starts to smokeLive kevin nash rapeJustin match using dirtbikes and steel pipes
>>19713135-boogz vs elias, guitar on a pole match-satnam vs omos, pinata match-bunny vs scarlet 3 stages of hell (bra & panties, pillow fight, pudding)-enzo & max caster rap battle-brock vs darby, king of the road match-ric flair vs jerry lawler tazer match-cena, tanahashi, hijo santo vs rey, nakamura, miz
>Myles Borne and Steph Vaquer live sex celebration>Roxanne and Drake Mooreaux live sex celebration >Iyo and AJ Styles live sex celebration >JD McDonough and Raquel live sex celebration>Brock and Kairi live sex celebration>Hank and Tank live sex celebration with Asuka
>AJ's House renovation with collaboration from HGtv being promoted for weeks, HGTV draws as host>Show guest wrestlers showing up and giving decoration advice, Bliss shows up says a few words about kitchen cabinets, Otis gives garden layout advice>Heels stars show up with a rival HGTV show hosts in town>Heels start bitching and arguing about how poorly the house is being set up>Finally AJ snaps and kicks someone through a drywall>Turns into a In your house PLE / special shoe
>>19713135Hogan VS Inoki VS Kemonito VS Jimmy Ocean VS Earthquake VS Big Daddy VS Bobbo VS Tanahashi VS BMJ VS BBAJ VS Roman (Big Dog) VS Perc Angle (Maximum Bean) Battle Royal- Booker: Russo- Commentary: Austin and DEAN
