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>>197138111E getting dat white boi bussy
>>19713811My mind would be absolutely shattered by this experience.It's got to be 1C or 1E. I would enjoy Tony's autistic rambling for a time and I could run out of the plane as soon as it stops, and I think R-Truth would try to make the trip as bearable as possible.
4E Logan and Cornette sitting next to each other is something I’d want to see close up
>>19713839I'm not sure Corny would notice there were any wrestlers on the plane. I think he'd be too busy marking out over the Oak Island boys.
>>19713811>>197138131E?!
>>19713892GADZOOKS
>>197138111E and do this for 10 hours
>>197138114E, I spend the first 5 hours of the flight loudly saying how good I am at massaging women's feet until I'm asked to move seats.
>>197138114E because Rhea and iyo aren’t even that good of friends and will keep to themselves.
>>19713811Take some Bluechew and sit on Conrad's lap, brother!
3A, Liv gives me a footjob while i look out the window
>>19713811If you take 1E you'll be exposing your ass to Truth while get some sweet sweet Nash bussy. Is that a risk you're willing to take?
>>19713811kick alexa out of 2f and talk about treasure for 10 hours
>>197138113A is perfect because you are around Codeman, BMJ and Dom with Liv beside you and there is going to be hardcore bullying of the basement man plus you can overhear Seffmeister berating Tony Khan plus you have Iguana trying to get some with Nya and Tiff behind you and can see Miz, Logan and Cornmeister.4E is also great except Punk will cockblock you and you just know Corny will have his back and nobody can outtalk Corny so the best bet is he and Dave just go at it and you can laugh your ass off at Dave being destroyed. 1E would be surprisingly good if you just want to chill and drink while telling stories and talking shit. 1C or 5A would be hell unless someone starts and argument with your neighbor.
>>197138114E because being in between women is a sure way to never be approached and have a silent, peaceful flight
>>197138111C because i'm sure I could get a high paying job doing nothing out of Tony
>>197138111C, hate bothering niggas when I need to piss.
>>19715050Thats what I thought at first, but then I considered Dave Meltzer being within earshot.Ill take 3A and stare at cody's knacker tat
>>19713811I’ll take 3F because Cornette doesn’t fly.
>>19713811Absolutely going with 4E because it presents me with numerous opportunities>hit on AJ to provoke phil, beat his ass when he throws a limp wristed punch, get away with it>throw bits of my lunch at cornette every time he turns around to talk to the oak island guys, while loudly talking to Iyo and Rhea about how much I hate Louisville>reach back behind me and slap the ever loving dog shit out of logan paul before telling him how nasty those prime drinks are>make an alliance with the miz so we can prank everybody on the plane>start loudly singing the songs of the third reich to simultaneously troll meltzer, punk, and cornette>trick Iyo into giving me some poontang in the bathroom by telling her that I'm the newest gaijin member of HoT and that it's all part of an "internal strife" angle>might be able to cuck Buddy too, or at least get Rhea to tell me some stories about hunting kangaroos with boomerangs in her youth>jump up on the seat and twirl my dick around like the nature boy, screaming WOOOOOOOO and telling all the ladies that I'm about to give them the plane ride to heaven, and that the only way to get there is to climb space mountain!>still have a decent view of Nash getting raped in the back
>>19713811probably 1E so I can ask Big Kev for some somas and a xanny to sleep through the flight
>>19713811Probably 4E I think I'd have a nice quiet flight
3A but ONLY and I mean ONLY if Liv bullies me for the entirety of the flight
>>19715701Logan would absolutely dominate you, manlet. Iyo would laugh.
>>19713811Which one would be least likely to result in me getting a dirty sanchez as a rib if I fall asleep?
>>19715856I got a ten hour flight motherfucker, which gives me plenty of time to slip a little scopolamine into loganettys drink and then "suggest" that he should start a boxing match with the air marshalls.
I wonder if Alexa knows the Oak Island brothers?
>>19713811Taking the next flight.
I'm getting drunk, putting on one of my sequin robes and walking up and down the aisle with my wiener out twirling because I'm now flying a helicopter.WOOOO....
>>19715701>>19717434based flairchads
I'd gamble with 1C. Tony comes off to me as someone who would probably give you a couple million if you can put on your best Dale Carnegie and pretend you care about whatever it is Tony's obsessed with that day.
>>197138111E (I'm African American)Nash is going to have the flight from hell once me and Ron get hold of him.
>>19713892DEAR OH DEAR
>>197138113A. I like having a window seat and she's very small so she will have room to spare when I flow over her armrest.
>>19713892KWARITSO92B
>>197138111E I'm not letting Ron have all the fan for himself. Big sexy can take more than one guy, it's a proven fact.
>>19713892>Comment number starts with 19 ends with 92.I mean folks....
>>19717589Good idea but be careful of the two with orange prisoner suits near you
>I have a bomb!
Settled into my cramped airplane seat, I found myself nestled between Big Sexy Kevin Nash and R Truth. The excitement was palpable, especially with the Lagina Brothers behind us, their treasure-hunting tales filling the air.“Man, I could use a drink!” Truth exclaimed, nudging me playfully. Nash grinned, pulling out a flask. “You mean this?” He took a swig and passed it to Truth, who eagerly joined in.Before long, Nash stood up, stretching in that classic way, and announced, “Alright, time to let loose!” With a mischievous glint in his eye, he began to tug at his shirt, slowly revealing a torso that had everyone’s attention.“What are you doing?” Rick Lagina interjected, sounding both shocked and disapproving. “We’re not at some gay nightclub!”“Chill, man! We’re just having homo fun!” R Truth shot back, already starting to shimmy out of his own shirt. The playful energy was contagious, and soon enough, they were both naked, playfully gyrating to the music in their heads, creating a makeshift dance party in the aisle.“Is this really happening?” I asked, half-laughing, half-in disbelief. Nash winked at me, clearly reveling in the moment. “You’re welcome to join, my friend!”Truth chimed in, “Come on, don’t be shy! Let’s show them how it’s done!” With a spontaneous spirit, I decided to let loose a little too, doing a teasing little wiggle alongside them.Laughter erupted from the passengers around us as Nash and Truth danced like there was no tomorrow. And then there was Alexa Bliss, peeking over the seat. “I love this energy! You guys are the real treasure!” Truth twirled around, adding, “We’re just here to spread love and laughter!” The cabin erupted in cheers, everyone caught up in the hilarity.
>>19720388And then R-Truth started raping Nash?
>>19720360Could you save wrestling with that plane crash?
>>19713892Lord Almighty!!!
>>19720737A daring amalgamation?
>>19720388all that and no punchline or anything? fucking gay. waste of letters.
>>19720799The story is the Lagina Brothers have spent years digging holes looking for treasure but then found it right in front of them on a journey with two nude men dancing signifying that their journey is the real treasure and not the final destination or something
>>19713892Looks like it's 1E for me boyz
