One of the most underrated workers in the marine territories. Believable upper midcarder with a pure dimes look and gimmick. Will never be a world champion but deserves a solid run with the IC title at the very least.
I love u man, but ya gotta get a life
>>19728231Never drawn a dime. Jobs to Great Whichaels every day of the week.
>>19728231>ICE SHATTERS>comes out to monster pop
>>19728231>the megapowersHammerhead never needed the belt to be over.
>>19728788>great whitettylmao get these vanilla midgets outta here, biz ain't what it used to be
>>19728231the Ethan Page of sharks
>>19728231>working a construction worker gimmickKino
>inexplicably gets a massive heel push and goes over a beloved star>doesn't capitalize at all and goes back to being a lower card novelty act
>invasion angle
>main eventer patiently waits to get released from elimination chamber pod
WEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLL
>self burial by aging jobber
>tag team partner breaks up a certain 3-count
>>19728231KWAUMFBN
>>19728826>retires without anyone noticing or caring>10 million yrs later some smark tries to push him as underratedmore like megalodimeless
>>19728920>"That doesn't work for me, brother."
>#30
>>19728932God I wish it drowned, stupid fucking camerawoman.
>ITS GILLBLOB
>>19728861still has heel heat after all this time
>>19728231Ugly freak, lonely death, unattended funeral
>>19728861Bruiser Brody deserved it for working stiff and ignoring the warnings
Was he a face or a heel?
>>19730390a tweener
>top 10 most SHOCKING tag team betrayals
Evolution is a mystery, Rics been around since ancient history. first retirement match was 64 million B C, probably will outlast humanity,
>Bucky Beaver
we're hereHFFFF
>>19728879>yfw using wrestling logic, humans are the ultimate heel authority figures with animals because they keep leading to literal invasion angles that job out all the local talent like the snakehead Is Mercedes Moné an invasive species?
would an ANIMAL GIRL gimmick get over? I think so
>>19730794>64 millions years on the roster>still hasn't evolved to be intelligentkek fishetty truly are just there to be jobbers
>coming down the aisle...
I SWIM FOR MILES INSIDE THIS SEA OF DANGERA PLACE WHERE NO ONE FOLLOWS MEI SWIM ALONEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Sharks can literally work any gimmick and any part of the cardhttps://youtu.be/GCpKp73kJtI
>>19731268They're so cool. It's a shame they've been booked mostly as heels ever since Jaws came out, because they make incredible babyfaces.
>>19728231I caught a hammerhead shark in Florida deep sea fishing with me friends
>>19728231He'll never main event like Bottlenose Dolphin, Orca, or Great White Shark.At least he's not a nurse shark though.
>*GLASS SHATTERS*>*CROWD ERUPTS INTO A GIGAPOP*
>>19728231Brittany venti?
>>19731368I read Jaws as Jews the first time and thought what the fuck does the tribe want with sharks
Damian Mizdow of the sea
>>19731239WELLLLLLLLITS THE BIG WHALEITS THE BIG WHALE SHARK TONIGHT
>>19730390Heel who was in the right
>>19731268damn i forgot about this movie, good shit
>main event legend sells out to ChinaWill never forgive him for this.
>>19728231Dimes thread anon
>>19733183XD
>>19733544>U BingbingThat's not a real fucking name
>Pure Strikes
>>19733594These fuckers are delicious.
>>19733556It's Li Bingbing actually, but that is an equally absurd name.
>>19728231the business needs more freaky lookin niggas like this. 10/10 unique look.
>>19728231No Drawing power anonIts all about the Great White and the Killer Whales
>>19728861https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzFjHOwfmAI
>>19728861didn't deserve all that shoot heat. irwin was at fault for the botch.
>>19731210He's got that Vince MacMahon swagger strider.
>never changed gimmick>consistent lower midcarder
>>19728994popped me
>>19731210Octopuses are the most based workers in the biz. These niggas make and live in cities.
Whales are over with me
>>19728919Is that Boaty McBoatface he's trying to eat?
>>19734108Not all of them are based though, I do respect their poison mist gimmick though
>>19734093And who can forget their one week run as Triassic Tag Team Champions
>>19734166>invented the Octopus Stretch and the Octopus HoldAbsolutely based IMO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqRKKpnWkh8
>>19730911>You got games on your phone?
>BAH GAWD ITS MR WONDERFUL PAUL ORNDORFF
>>19735169More like Scott Hall
Goated arena
>>19728231Best thread on the entire board atm
>>19733965ray was an unsafe shitter who stole ox baker's gimmick, fucked it up and cost this fed millions of sand dollars
>>19730390I miss the territories bros
>>19728231name a more iconic gatekeeper
this is the best thread that has ever been on PW, great gimmick OP
>BECAUSE I’M BETTER THAN YOU
>indieshitter twink who smarks cream over because of muh athleticism
Imagine you're going over a stable of phytoplankton when this psycho swims up and starts shooting on you.
Can someone do a Moby Dick shoot interview
>>19733022If you've never downloaded that dolphin porn folder you're a newfag. All oldfags saw that dolphin porn.
>>19733887spaces whales in avatar 2 and 3 and both those movies drew a fucking billy
>>19735169>WOOOONDERFULLLLL...THEY CALL HIM MISTER WONDERFUUUUULLLLL
>>19728231dimeless shitter with a terrible look, and nobody ever remembers him, but somehow still manages to make a decent living on the indies
>"Yeah so, I've been in this business a long time. Debuted way back in Triassic, you had me, pterosaur, Smok, Coelcanth, and ammonite got a big push after getting nearly buried by Permian. But then suddenly, everyone started working this new 'dinosaur' style, bunch of spot monkeys damn near killed the entire business. I was old, hurt, and working with children.Paleogene saw where it was headed, they booked Extinctionmania V to take everything in a new direction, this big asteroid angle. I felt it was a good time to retire, so asked if I could be part of it, go out on a high, I'd do the honors of course. But coming out of the PPV all anyone talked about was 'did you see that crazy bump all the dinosaurs took?' Flippy shitters ended their own career to pop the smarks.">"Anyway, a few million years go by, and man the business changes a LOT in that time. Then suddenly, this outlaw mudshow in the Scotland territory gimme a call. Homo sapiens is getting a big push, going over everybody, doing all these ridiculous gimmicks like 'technology' and 'civilisation', no idea how to work a habitat, but hey, it's drawing big. The booker asks what I'm doing, I told him I'm retired, but he says 'Don't worry, you wont have to step back in the ring, in fact, you wont even have to cut a promo'. I think he's ribbing me, but I could use the money, so I hear him out, he says 'We're bringing you in under a new gimmick, 'Nessie'", only the whole thing is just pre-tape hype vignettes. No match, no promo, no appearance, just hype vignettes and commentators being fed lines. I thought it was the dumbest gimmick I'd ever heard but it's easy work and this business is all the money and the miles. so I do it, and here we are now, I've drawn bigger houses and made more money on this run, than I did in Triassic, and North America books a new star Bigfoot with the same gimmick, and he's drawing dimes too. Work smarter not harder, smarks."
On his long career:>"Everyone always talks about guys like crocodile, act like he's the last worker from the prehistorics, but what about me? I debuted in Cambrian, I worked everywhere, had an undefeated streak at Extinctionmania, even if I worked hurt in Devonian and Permian because they hired a bunch of unsafe shitters and overbooked everything. Finally got a solid push when I got signed by Jurassic, I wasn't the main event, but that's okay, I had my spot on the card, and the merch sales were amongst the best in the period."Accusations he squashed certain talent:>"Look, everyone always says I buried coral. Coral deserved to be buried. I mean, take a look at me, look at him, how would you rather push? I got a top 5 all-time look, he's been relying on that 'Great Barrier Reef' shtick his whole career. Besides, I had to get my heat back- d'you know how many times I've been fed to gull? That fucker always goes into business for himself, you know he's shot on homo sapiens, right?"On the future of the business:>"Look, I told you already - I've been around a long time. Climate change? It's been done before, it's every booker's go-to during bad creative. And this sea pollution angle? That doesn't work for me brother. Yeah, I'm working sick, but I train, keep myself in shape, you see this body? You know how many arms I've grown back? I got plenty left in the tank.
>>19735857>everyone always says I buried coral. Coral deserved to be buried.Fucking kek
>>19735745
>>19735745>no idea how to work a habitatlol
>>19728826Absolutely shit take; Great White could draw on Great White being Great white.>WOOO! AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNEDAH THE FOUR SEAHORSES WERE HERE, THEY TOOK A DUMP IN THE TANK, AND LEFT THAT! FOR 16 MILLION YEARS! WOOO! I HAD THE PRIVILEGE TO BE SWIMMIN' THE CURRENTS UP AND DOWN! LATE NIGHTS! PARTIES! EATING SEALS! AND MAKIN' 'EM CRY! With the sea horses... YOU! GUYS! AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED, ARE NO SEA HORSES! THAT IS DISRESPECTFUL TO ME, AND THIS WRASSELING! BUSINESS!>>19735449Fucking groupies shitting up the thread.>>19730974THE NEW FACE OF THALASSOPHOBIA IS HERE!>>19733022I was such a huge mark for Dolphinn Balor as a kid, then I found out, well... if you know, you know.
>>19733022its incredible how he wasn't canceled after the whole 'rape cave' scandel
well the rockfish is here to lay the fin down for all the millions (and millions) of plankton and krill out there, and the rockfish is cookin up some of the most powerful venom in the whole damn ocean. that lionfish is just a jabroni, his venom barely kills anybody, he needs to know his role, shut his mouth, and get out of the way for a real star! and now this jabrobi lionfish is swimmin up to the rockfish, tellin me who he is, well IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS, jabroni, because we're fuckin fish so we don't have names anyway! CAN YA SMELLLLLLL WHAT THE ROCKFISH IS COOKIN!
>>19735745kek
>comes out of retirement after 66 million years to a monster pop
>>19735952>groupiesgroupers was right there
>>19728957OLDEST RIDE LONGEST LINEWOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>19735857
>>19734196a lotta armour for a hired gun
>I'M HERE TO SAY THE WORD! >I'M HERE TO SAY THE WORD!
>>19736655POOOOOOORRRRRRRRRPOOOOOOIIIIIIISSSSSEEEE!
Anyone else ITT giggling like a retard?
>draws so much heat that the whole crowd is chanting for humans
>>19736655It's a big fucking potato
>sunlit zonebig budget corporatised slop>twilight zoneslop>midnight zonereal graps>the abyss & trenchesindie bingo hall deathmatch shitters
>absolutely gigadimes finisher >buried into the deepmany such cases. obvious to see why the boys got worried about their spot on the chain
>>19736655>>19736672MONSTER POP!
>over with the crowd>can work as a baby face>can work a comedy gimmick>sells merchThey should push him, but no we're getting LolLionWins instead
>>19737023SOMEBODY GON GET THEIR ASS KICKEDSOMEBODY GON GET THEIR WIG SPLIT
for me its the beaver bash of 97
>>19737023>>19737043Wrong fucking territory retards.
>>19737023gorilla has a goofy ass face that's why he's so over
>hey this wasn't the finish!
>the marks are in the ring
>>19737588>daddy said sell
>>19737588*booked as a comedy jobber after burning the bridge to the big time*
>shinsuke's theme starts playing
>>19737631>Comedy jobber in the surface world fed>Monster heel in the ocean territory
>flavor of the month iwc darling that'll be forgotten after the failed pushhate these faggots
>>19737588worked into a shoot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PG-GbNkvx18
>"going on the land with the boys was just wild. every single day just grinding it out. there were all sorts of pills man. Just fucking falling from the sky. one aquarium to the next it was constant. don't get me started on the tankcrabs. we never asked a thing man, not age, not name, nothing bro. we just went in on them. someone (i wont name) accidently killed one of the bitches and just left her inside some fucking treasure chest. those were the days man but it wore you down. there's only so many fucking shmarks tapping on the glass you can handle before you start to lose it. that's when the addiction ramps up big time man. imagine you're booked for a fucking sealife centre, but you're tag partner is 7 pellets deep eating a clownfish whole. instead of getting ready for your big spot off the top of the pineapple, you're trying to find a gill that you can still shoot into. Fin diesel was the first one to end it. they marked it as an accident but we all saw him jump out"
>>19737773kek
This has been the best thread this pathetic board has seen in ages.
#30
>we don't use that word here, you have to leave now
>>19737897this is like hogan in wrestling in japan. dimes.
>gets cute gimmick from the booker >gets put on the ocean floor where nobody can see it poor fella
>>19737931>Splashing Rubber Tube Life Matchthe booking is getting out of hand here
>>19737897they are pretty cute
>>19737931Wtf is this? did we jump the human? how can we expect anyone to believe this shit
>>19737897This is like when they stopped promoting the trope that all Pacific Islanders had a hard head when Roman Reigns and the Usos came along. It just goes against the decades plus of their booking.
>>19737931
>>19737631I feel bad for the little fella. It's bad enough they get clubbed to death by inbred Inuits, but then have some dumbass broccoli haired kid to do this is a fate worse than death.
>>19728258Nah. Give anon their props. It's better than any ratings spam, console warring or waifu threads the gum up the board.
>>19738036there are worse angles he could get booked in
>>19737637these fish are faggots, maybe? maybe they are queer.
>>19728861What a punkass bitch.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vw-5_e54TQg
>>19738062Shades of Kane
>>19728957Is that Norm MacDonald with those broads in the back?
>take a bump
>>19735300The MSG of the Aquatic territory.
>>19735857>Climate change? It's been done before, it's every booker's go-to during bad creative.Great bit to work the marks in the Greenpeace territory.
I always loved whale sharks ever since I was kiddola.
>>19738062reminded me of big daddy bitch getting dragged under the ring by taker at IYH6
>>19737539For the gorilla, yes. For the beavers, no, because they can go work the freshwater territory to make sure they don't overstay their welcome in the woodlands promotion.
>>19738140NEPTUNE AS MY WITNESSHE IS BROKEN IN HALF
>>19738096>>19738243Big kek from me.
>>19738140Probably no sold that with how thick its fat is
Pure dimes held back by being associated with a dimeless comedy shitter >>19737646
Fucking flippy jobbers
>>19731210Based Squisuke Octamura
>>19738140ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! STOP THE DAMN MATCH!
>>19728231>OP posts some freak of nature cause it looks relatable to him>underrated Kek fuck off ya freak
>>19738140Paul Heyman went mountain hiking? Why
>>19738225The Andre The Giant of the deep
>>19739946Jobs to hogan?
>>19739722fucking kek, can't unsee it now
>>19731210That is the most disgusting creature I have ever seen. I shoot have a phobia of underwater octopus footage. Disturbing thread full of freaks. I'm out.
>>19737588Sunfish are fucking mind blowingly weird. Inexplictedly massive given what they eat. They literally get their gains from some form of jelly fish in the bottom of the ocean. Their whole gimmick is bathing in the sunzone main till they store enough energy to dive back to the deepest HC indies imaginable. Their predator defense is basically "too bland to eat" and "not selling any injury".
>>19739948Yet is still massively over and inexplicably beloved.
best finisher in the business
>>19740193>Grow a fin
>>19739577big dimes leopard seal runs the arctic territory, they only job to orca hogan who is basically the top babyface of the entire ocean. orca hogan has a creative control clause in his contract with god so he goes over everybody.
>Lovable oaf gimmick>Memorable mustache and tusk look>Subject of poems, songs, and occasional movies>Never given the strap>Long running feud against big dimes polar bears>One of the few who no sells and defeats them only to go back to comedy roleI can't think of an IRL equivalent
>>19740617>is a dolphin tier rapist
>>19728861Son of a bitch, okay you popped me anon.
