EVIL is going to WWE
>>19730404Got tired of getting cucked, I see.
>>19730404Gotta please rheas tag team member.
>>19730404How many creampies from Paul did Iyo have to take to get her husband signed?
Masami Watanabe is canon now
>>19730404Seems like a win/win situation to me.
>>19730412Bout three.
I don't see EVIL getting far in WWE but he probably doesn't care as long as he's locking down Iyo. Plus AEW isn't an option for him anyway because supposedly Tony hates House of Torture.
>>19730412Holy kek it all makes sense
>>19730404can't wait to see what kind of ridiculous NXT name he gets. JC Mateo LOL.
Bro will retire in NXT
will he stop iyo from leg locking hunter?
>>19730417He'd be a solid midcarder. But companies need guys like that.He'd fit well because he doesn't seem overly ambitious and seems to be about working smarter, not harder. I think he could pull it off.
>>19730417>another HOUSE OF faction in aew
>>19730417Tossed into a tag team with Nakamura, I bet.
>>19730426The Asian Buddy.
>>19730404get two more and HHH can make his LWO Japanese version
>>19730423If all the Tongans and Jeff Cobb skipped NXT then Evil will too.
>>19730429Shut the fuck up you faggot.
>>19730435He has better showmanship than they do, I think he'd do better.
>>19730419
>>19730419AWFUL
>>19730440Nah. You.
>>19730419LEMONS
>>19730481>iyo betrays Rhea for EVILBASED
This is the best news I've heard all week. Nuuj getting rid of so many shitters recently, really does feel better for them.
>>19730419DREADFUL
>>19730485QRD? Is he bad?
>WWE, in theory, could sign Naito, Evil, Bushi, Sanada and HiromuWould have been insane if Naito still had knees.
>>19730404>Oh wow ! It's... It's Takoyaki Satan !!!
>>19730488He's not bad, he's just not a workrate guy. He leans a lot into cheating and worked spots and western NJPW fans tend not to like that.
>>19730488Depends on what he's doing. His current gimmick of plunder and interference merchant is widely reviled but back when he was a face he was a very solid heavy. Since Paul loves stables I can see him doing the current version though
>>19730404>"Wait a minute... is that? OH MY GOD, IT IS! It's the hottest free agent right now! It's... BADMAN!"
>>19730488He's great at what he does but what he does is old school WWE heel shenanigans cranked to 11 (but he can actually go when he wants, he's got a crazy fast and strong pop off the ropes for a guy his size)
>>19730498Yeah he might work better in WWE. NJPW is a lot drier than US wrestling so more American approaches to angles and stories doesn't quite work.
Kek
>>19730511I'd honestly check him out in WWE, I'm mostly a Nooj guy but I don't mind the stuff he does.
>>19730419GOOD
>>19730419World stopped spinning there for a second
>>19730514It’s fate.
>>19730419Devil Sky
>>19730404He will be a jobber.
>>19730511>drierWay more variety than WWE that includes plenty of comedy it's just at the top end of the card it's naturally going to be "drier". Look at the Taguchi matches last year with the ass covered by rope camera work or all kinds of the weird shit that goes down at Korakuen.
I guess hes willing to take any sort of job to be with the wife. Iyo has at least 5 years left in her, then when shes done they move back to japan
>>19730488Carried Aaron Wolf to a good match and he got cheered over Takeshita. Good wrestler but people hate him since he is a cheating heel.Not sure how would that translate in wwe since the vision has been doing that
>>19730535Taguchi, Yano, it's never been a "completely dry" company.It's just closer to an old school wrestling promotion than what most American fans are used to these days.
>>19730542>>19730508>>19730498Ah ok. I thought people were talking about his in ring stuff.
>>19730548People are disappointed because they know he's physically capable of doing more than he does because every once in a while he reminds them.He just chooses not to most of the time.
It'll be fascinating to see how he's booked, especially on the main roster. I assume he's going over there for the same reasons Okada and Nakamura went over to US companies (to semi-retire while getting paid)
>>19730419DECENT
Let me guess, his first match will be a bangerino and then he'll phone it it for the rest of his run
>>19730514Very interesting indeed
>>19730572Seems on brand for EVIL.He can speak English if I'm not mistaken so he has that going for him.
Who's gonna be in House Of Torture WWE edition.
>>19730404i have genuinely no idea where you fit this nigga on the roster
>>19730578>House Of Torture WWE editionThat's literally just Judgement Day
>>19730577https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3tLrLAq-6E&feature=youtu.be
>>19730579Imagine if they put him with the Wyatt Family
>>19730579Goth kid stable with Rhea and Iyo
Lel
>>19730404can we have the smart bastard instead
>>19730616HOLY SHIT MAGGLE, IT'S THE BASED RETARD JAKE LONGTHE BASED RETARD IS HERE AT THE ROYAL RUMBLE
Twaz inevitable after the Masami reveal.
This is a great chance to get rid of HoT entirely and stop having the constant run-in horseshit that every Japanese promotion seemingly has to have now. All we need then is to get rid of the tranny menace and NJPW can be based again.
>>19730633Behead all smarks. Crush their bones. Burn their flesh.
>>19730579A stable with Malaka iBlack and Buddy
This is really baffling to me if it's true. Evil's one of my least favorite wrestlers to watch and there's very little ability in what he does. You could take anyone in developmental, have them do the same things he does and get similar results.
Gaytch is raiding NJPW. Disgusting.
>>19730419What name could he possibly get that's worse than EVIL?
>that unreal video comes out>next day talks of him going to wwe show upvery interesting indeed
>>19730658Nepotism, his wife is teacher's pet.
>>19730488He's a decent wrestler but he's in a stable that gets real heat by cheating and abusing the refs and marks get legit worked by it so they shoot hate him. He'd be fine in WWE so long as they use him fairly and don't bury him
I liked this
>iyo gets her husband >zelina gets her husband Rhea soon.
What will his new name be?My prediction: Mr. Bad
>>19730697Mr. Sky
>>19730697Evil Sky
>>19730687It's hard to imagine EVIL not getting buried unless he's just pure comedy
>>19730687HoT wouldn't work in the West. The reason it works in New Japan is because of how out of place it is. Maybe they could just play the gimmick straight and make him Temu Undertaker.
>>19730404I’m taller than EVIL and I’m a manlet
I don't know if he'd be able to get the same type of heat with his signature faction run ins when every other main event in wwe is like that anyway
>>19730716I’m taller than Cora’s bf
>>19730697Ebil
ITS SINISTER. SINISTER IS HERE AND HES ATTACKING RHEA RIPLEY
>>19730697>>19730739Mr. Sinister
>>19730739>angle where iyo cucks rhea with evilBOOK IT PAUL
>>19730697WARU
>>19730716Yeah him being 5’10” is bullshit. I saw him signing shit at the ECW arena, I towered over him and I’m 5’8”
>>19730714>>19730723You guys are thinking about it the wrong way. EVIL is perfect for WWE because he already has a yeet - his own name. All he has to do is make the fans wanna chant EEEEEEEEEVIL and he's set. Unless they change his name, in which case, he's fucked.
>>19730697Fiendish
>>19730785Make him into a serious Joe hendry. Let him brutalize people but then let him do shit where the camera finds him whenever someone says EVIL. >aj does a backstage promo about someone like Drew >”he’s a sick evil-“>camera finds EVIL in the back doing this
>>19730404You guys are overthinking this. He's going there to fuck his wife and make easy money. He will not give af unless he's put in an important spot
>>19730692House of Black would be cool
he's gonna be called Evil Sky
What other female wrestler has a husband that’s not in WWE and is a wrestler? Even Charlotte got Andrade back before she divorced him and Vega got her no dimes shitter to wwe. Can only think of Buddy right now
>>19730882Fuck I forgot that even Chelsea Green got Cardona in, wonder what the requirements is by Hunter to get their hubbies in
>>19730868Why? He isn’t a high flyer anon
>>19730882Jordynnes incredibly short husband.
>>19730890sex with Paul and yes that includes CM punk getting Aj back in
>>19730882I think Buddy was probably going to go back but saw the Dom stuff and didn’t want to leave because people would hound on him saying he would purposely ruin the storyline. Also Tony probably paid him 6 figures to stay like an idiot.
>>19730890paul owes his life to marrying a coworker, i assume he just likes to see it for personal reasons
>>19730926Buddy has gone on record that he got a very good deal from Tony. So yeah Tony overpaid him greatly because he was spooked by the idea of a Buddy vs Dominik storyline, even though thats completely irrelevant by todayNobody said billionaire nepo babies were responsible with their money
>>19730404literally WHO is this skinnyfat midget?looks like low card jobber reinforcements are on the way, lads...hahahahaha
>>19730969Iyos husband.
>>19730616I want both and Finlay
>>19730969Yes, take him, please
>>19730926>>19730955TKDS
>>19730993Thanks for paying a lowercarder thousands of dollars to sit around while his dimes wife makes millions KWAB
>>19730993Mild criticism of an obvious clueless billionaires kid makes you this upset? What went wrong?
>>19731005Gotta understand, TK pays a bot farm to suck his dick around here
>>19730882jordynne gracenikki crossalba fyrelyra valkyriai've heard that giulia might be married to a wrestler but also that she might be divorced, unsuremichintatum paxleythey aren't married to them but jacy jayne and blake monroe are also in long term relationships with non-WWE wrestlers
>>19731035Who’s alba banging
>>19731074she's been with a scottish indie wrestler called stevie boy for like 20 yearsactually i think stevie might be retired now, feels like i haven't heard about him in ages
>>19730836dimes
>>19731035>jordynne graceBest case for Gresham is a trainer at the PC, especially after his stroke>nikki crossI actually like Big Damo, but don't think WWE does enough to bring him back>alba fyreLiteral who boyfriend>lyra valkyriaShitter boyfriend who stunk up NOAH>michinHunter would bring back Keith Lee in an instant if it were an option>tatum paxleyShitter boyfriend who couldn't get past the PC>jacy jayneShitter boyfriend who couldn't make it to the PC>blake monroeHonestly the likeliest to join WWE after his deal expires
>Goth Road WarriorsI fixed it. Pay me Paul Nose.
>>19731383>The WEPA Fiends
>>19730428they both were! in, erm one japanese stable that wasn't the Bullet Club!
>>19731383It works, they've both banged Iyo
>>19731397Priest likes his women brown.
>>19731414Just like his men
>>19730404EVIL COMPANY
>>19731452kek
>>19731452Huh what you mean
>>19730404EVIL fucking company
>>19730419NASTY
please dont be dating iyo
>>19731550Oh he is! He truly is!
>>19731550they have been together for like 15 years
>>19731550I'd not just dating her, he cums inside her every time they see each other
>>19731571*He's not just dating her I mean
evil will debut and then never mentioned again and job on main event and then show up at one or two battle royals and then get released
Amazing news. EVIL is probably the best talent NJPW has produced in the past 10/15 years. Happy to have him on the team.
>>19731550live sex celebration incoming
>>19731579Cope.
>>19730404So he's going to do jackshit on NXT, debut on the main roster as a big deal and within a few months be relegated to midcard comedy act?
>>19731550iyo is a known chubby chaser
>>19730453kek
>>19731601Kek
>>19731601iyo and evil are both westaboo wrestling nerds who grew up in japan. like they were into juggalos, in japan. a lot of the incels (sorry) on this board just dont get how having things in common leads to relationships buddy and rhea is a good example of something similar
>>19731695To be fair buddy groomed her and spread rumors about her black bf to the roster.
>>19731707it's more likely she dated the black guy to make him jealous to make him make a movethat's how women operate
>>19730404what do they see in him? he can't speak english. his matches are just good. his look is ok. he does nothing fantastic
>>19731729No I’m serious. He said in an interview he told the roster that her bf wasn’t a good guy.
>>19731751yeah he got fuckin worked, which was her plan all alongmen are marks for pussy and women know this
>>19730697Waruii
>>19731869>>19730768my nigga
