Venue: Harpos Concert TheatreCity: Detroit, Michigan, USAVideo link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rd5H2gETzEkStarts at 7 PM EST>James Storm vs. Mr. Anderson aka. Mr Kennedy vs. a mystery opponent in a three way JCW Heavyweight Championship #1 contendership match>Flowe Caine (CoKane and Steven Flowe) and The Outbreak (Jacksyn Crowley & Abel Booker) (w/Barnabas The Bizarre) vs. Big Vito and the St. Claire Monster Corporation (Mr. Happy, Kongo Kong, and Beastman)>Ninja Mack (c) vs. Facade in a best of three (match 2) series for the JCW American Championship >Jeeves vs. Miles Clark>Mosh Pit Mike vs. a mystery opponent>Matt Cardona (c) vs. #1 contender for the JCW Heavyweight Championship
>>19737013whoop whoop!
>>19737013nick nemeth mystery opponent?
>>19737013I want to hit Cack Ryder with a shoot worm.
>>19737013Soon ring rat bros!
>>19737077Oh boy would that be a big surprise for either of these mystery opponents. The Ziggling legend himself is down with the clown so it wouldn't be out of place for him to show up to a JCW show even after one of their biggest events of the year.
>>19737183Soon for what?
>>19737203>shits in a can in your path
WHOOP WHOOP!
>>19737013Does James Storm still use Longnecks and Rednecks as his theme?
>>19737189I just want him to show up and say the word
>>19737287FUCKING MAGNETS HOW DO THEY WORK?
>>19737302by taking advantage of the earth's polarity, of course.
>>19737203Family
>>19737316Damn miracles.
Pretty good recap for last week. And we got Vito and Vince Russo arguing backstage. I guess Russo is going to turn face.
>>19737326one could argue that the presence of magnetic fields is itself a miracle, since no one knows exactly how they are created
Kerry Morton backstage with Caleb Konley, Jeeves, and the Ring Rat.
>>19737342We call her Tits now.
it's Dick Nemeth!
Ringmaster is back! Triple threat JCW Heavyweight Championship #1 contendership match next! OH SHIT IT'S NIC NEMETH!
>>19737360lol, 0 pop
Matt Cardona should change his name to Matt Car-bone-a and his gimmick is he's sexually attracted to cars
honestly James Storm vs Nemeth in 2012 would be one hell of a match
>>19737369@ that shit to Russo on X.
>>19737373They still can put on a good match but we got Mr. Kennedy Anderson in the mix.
Fuck is this gay ball touching shit they doing? Bunch of homos.
and here's James Storm winning it.
Bruh Vito backstage with the Brothers of Funstruction. KEK!
big vito is always the best thing about these shows lately
best weekly show in wrestling rn
JCW American Championship Best of 3 series match 2 next.
oh hey Storm wonit's insane to me how TNA didn't bring him back, even as a authority figure instead of fucking Sonya Deville
>>19737459honestly i dont know why TNA does a lot of things, it seems like they just shoot themselves in the foot constantly
>>19737364I missed the beginning, did he say the word?
Well damn Facade seems very promising for a future champ.
>>19737479Unfortunately no.
>2 out of 3 series>always goes to the 3rd match*yawn*
I really like ninja mack but he needs to stop getting fatter. if i were his sensei i would put him on rice and water for 3 weeks.
Ninja Mack and Facade are now tied. We will see them next week or in two weeks for the finale of the series that will determine the ultimate winner for the JCW American Championship.
>>19737491Did you see his fat cock sticking out of his yoga pants last match?
>>19737496kek no, i must have missed that.
Alice Crowley coming out.
>>19737504my lovely wife bout to swerve these bitches, I can feel it
>>19737504I hope she puts big gay al in her place.
Dani Mo and Haley J coming out.
Hold on, a DLC match?! That's a tables, ladders, and chairs match. And Alice Crowley is the ref!
>>19737521doors are cheaper than tables, makes sense
First timer watcher
>>19737525They also use those cheap ass cardboard core doors.
Did they just say they are going to be fucking?
>>19737534I don't mind, its a little safer like that.
Hold on what the fuck was that ending?!
>>19737543kek i think she meant fucking as in fucking somebody up
>>19737467I get the feeling WWE's marching orders for TNA were to put on a weekly show with a shoestring budget and with as little people as possible and if they're good little boys WWE will outright buy TNA and they'll get a payday out of it
>>19737550that was my lovely wife taking her title back lol i knew she had a dastardly plan, she told me about it in bed.
Oh shit it's Miles Clark, /pw/'s fan favorite making his JCW return!
>>19737555trips don't lie
and here's the eight man tag team match. Flowe Caine (CoKane and Steven Flowe) and The Outbreak (Jacksyn Crowley & Abel Booker) (w/Barnabas The Bizarre) vs. Big Vito and the St. Claire Monster Corporation (Mr. Happy, Kongo Kong, and Beastman) next.
>>19737566I am overjoyed to see that Drake is back, I was worried he wasn't coming back after the war with GCW. After that, they better give Drake a fucking title run. I am sick and fucking tired of seeing this man suffer for no reason.
The ring girl needs tit implants, very cute tho
>>19737583Ya I don't get how someone can be so fat and have 0 tits.
>>19737550RussoticicThis is better than TNA as it feels different
>>19737585Ya, I mean just look at bitch tits in the ring right now.
first blunt of the day = best blunt of the day
>>19737630I'm on an edible right nowEating a nice little lamb sandwich enjoying clown wrassling
>big vito has not been happy since 1992KWAB
>big vito hasn't been happy since 1992 was that a coded 92 reference?
>>19737645>>19737650'fraid so
>>19737643sounds good, I never watch wrestling sober lol
>a skinny kid with a mask who loves cocaine>legally distinct Eddie VedderI love these weird gimmicks
Outbreak and Flowe Caine win it and the St. Claire Monster Corporation are turning on each other.
>>19737661yeah this is totally /ourfed/
>>19737666cokane was originally a kane parody but they had to change his costume for legal reasons
Damn it's the NCO (New Clown Order).
>>19737650They are aware of us. EC3 also is in YouTube chat as well.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DON'T SHOW KNOCK OFF MICK FOLEY, SHOW THE RING GIRL WITH THE FAT ASS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>19737690>he reads the jewtube chatKWAB
mosh pit mike finna put the mandible claw on somebody
MICKIE KNUCKLES IS BACK!
>>19737690that's badass, wonder if that means he'll show up on Lunacy soon.
>inter-gender matchSee you all in 10 minutes. Time for a piss break.
>>19737708she might be kinda ugly but i would still fuck her just because i find her so likeable
Mosh Pit Mike with a Cactus Jack parody! KEK this is the new Cactus Sack!
>>19737716I can't blame you on that, I don't usually care for intergender matches either. they usually just put the woman over in the most excessive and unrealistic way, although JCW isn't as bad as some for that.
>>19737721She's proven time and time again that she's one of the best female deathmatch wrestlers alive.
for those who don't think mickie is based, back in her IWA days she did a brutal shoot on some stupid jew and nearly killed him. ive liked her ever since.
>>19737716Actually, don't go on a break. Mickie is not an ordinary women's wrestler. She's one of the best deathmatch wrestlers.
>>19737740I can't argue with that, she's one of the only women in wrestling who is truly hardcore. that's why nobody cares what she looks like.
>>19737750I caught the end of the match. It was shit.
Gotta be honest, clownbrosThat whole segment was putrid
>>19737748She's one lady who doesn't give a fuck. And OH SHIT! Pondo turning on Mickie Knuckles! The Triplex of Terror is imploding in real time!
I was partly wrong with this post>>19737734 because the man actually won this time
How is that fat fuck Zac whatever even over?
>>19737767honestly, the aftermath of that match is setting up the downfall of the Triplex of Terror. And Kerry Morton and Matt Cross duking it out in the parking lot.
>>19737772first time I've heard of him but he comes across and as a tryhard
don't let him get away with that shit, kerry. CALL THE SIX!
>>19737772Very likeable fat comedian. That's why.
>>19737781He is normally on commentary but got this week off. He is normally pretty shit on commentary too.
YEAH MY BOY MISTER FIFTIES IS BACK!
Jeeves vs. Miles Clark next! And Miles Clark with a big pop.
>>19737798Could have been a kino tag-team with that 70s guy.
>>19737710He's confirmed he's looking to get a collab between Exodus Pro and JCW going.
>>19737772give him a chance, he's a fag and all but he's really not a bad commentator. I'm willing to be cool with him because he keeps the details of his faggotry to himself. if someone else shows respect, I can do the same. also zac amico has said on numerous occasions that he hates effy so that helps too.
>>19737798This guy is instantly over for me.
>>19737805goddamn you're right, I would have paid to see that team anyday
and Miles Clark just kissed the Ring Rat! Jeeves taps out!
>>19737810He's got go away heat with me brother.
>>19737814he's Drake Younger, former CZW legend and WWE referee who got cancelled for basically nothing a few years back. Im a longtime fan.
Main event time! Matt Cardona (c) vs. James Storm for the JCW Heavyweight Championship next!
>>19737831But first BLAST from the PAST.
That is just how Vince hypes himself up for when he has to pee in public.
>>19737825He's been making CZW appearances recently with the most recent being on December 20, 2025.
who's the production faggot who is not showing the ring girls tonight?I'll fucking kill him
>>19737850Seemed to track that girls ass as she left pretty well.
as a literal backwoods hillbilly, I like james storm. he comes off as legit to me, unlike that yankee fag hangman.
>>19737850I dunno but they seem to want to keep looking at that stupid nerd with the pokeman beanie. Probs shoot gay or something.
ALWAYZ READY! I'm gonna miss Cardona in the indies.
>>19737848yeah i need to do better on keeping up with CZW, they need the support and are based enough to deserve it.
>>19737853I don't know how the humongous faggots who run AEW haven't made the connection that Hangman was at his most popular when he was a mopey loner with a drinking problem and this bullshit he's doing these days is antidimes
>I AM NOT A PUSSY
>>19737858he'll be back, I think he's gonna make his money and then dip.
>>19737867>she watches AEW fuck off and turn your monitor off.
>>19737864They just got a new monthly series called Blacklight on IWTV. Great time to be a deathmatch wrestling fan outside of GCW.
>Whoop Whoop>not woo woo wookek
>>19737867agreed, he has a good look but he just isn't an interesting character. and i just can't even think of him as a cowboy when he talks like the ultimate yankee.
MAH GAWD ALMIGHTY! WITH TEH FAYGO JUICE!
>>19737874Are you trying to tell me you don't think of butterfly print jeans when you think of cowboys?
>>19737872hell yeah I'll check that out after this is over, I still have an IWTV sub i think
>that kid whispering "pussy" into Cardona's ear
>THATS RIGHT HE DONT SUCK DICKS HE SWALLOWS EMkek popped me
>>19737881>Chelsea Green whispering "pussy" into your ear
hold ondidn't this dude just return to the wwe?are they letting him do clown wrestling on the side or was this taped months ago?
>>19737403Is James Storm shoot gay?
>>19737878Next Blacklight show will be on February 28th if I recall.
>>19737889this was taped back in December.
>>19737889this was taped probably a month or so ago before he re-signed with WWE.
Is there no JCW after show this week? I mean I guess last weeks was pretty shit.
>>19737900>>19737904So he's going to lose the JCW championship, and accept the booby price of a WWE career?
and Matt Cardona wins in his final indie match after Mr. Anderson interferes with James Storm. OH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING OUT THERE?! This is going to be a good weekend for sure. See you all tomorrow for SPO Total Rasslin Live, Saturday morning for Memphis Wrestling, and next Thursday for a new JCW Lunacy!
who was driving the car?
>>19737915Pondo
>>19737915Mad Man Pondo
>>19737915You tell me.
great show, I really can't say anything bad about it. kind of a confusing finish on the mickie/mike match but still well worth the 2 hours.
>>19737911not sure but that's what it sounds like. and after they've jobbed him out to the entire island of samoa he will likely be back on the indies.
>>19737924Ya I guess they are sticking with 2 hours instead of an hour and a half. Pretty worth it imo.
>>19737911This confirms he's going to vacate the belt.
>>19737947I would have rather he dropped it to storm but at least this way we probably get a kino tournament show.
Dutch is down with the clowns.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oS1XpRw2dk
>>19738084Has Cornette shit on it since Russo came along yet?
>>19738169Who the fuck listens to Cornette?
>>19738183You do.
>>19738169yes, but he also pretends not to know anything about it lol
>>19737491>>19737496There are 2 kinds of posters in JCW threads
>>19737872Czw is back to actually doing dms on a regular basis?
I’m going to have to agree with some of the people in chat. I like the show and all but I’m slowly losing interest too. the matches/booking have been awful beginning this month. I know Russo is only in charge of writing but they need to kick whomever is booking this show. Matches are random, some drag on too long and the hardcore shit scared away some people. Still doing 2k live viewers but it hasn’t gone up since thanksgiving They need to start cutting past episodes into one like two that haven’t aired and focus on three wrestlers with their own stories like he did with early tna that made it good. Take care juggalos
They also need to put the camera up close to the ring girls and on ring rats ass. No more fat chicks in the ring like today tho that tatted up fatty was gross looking
>>19738623More like there are 2 posters in JCW threads.
>>19739703Make that five with my two posts above and you
>>19739712All me btw.
>>19737550It's called KINO. Big Al is so pretty it hurts
Kino episode this week, probably the best one yet from Russo. I hope they don't go too deep on the Brothers of Funstruction's past, they are best just being mysterious clowns. Big Al made me laugh when declaring herself the winner. I'd like to know if ref Al setting up all the weapons in the ring was coincidence or a Russo nod to how him and Al Snow always laugh at referees holding ladders, tables, etc during weapon spots. I love how Anderson just fucking hates James Storm.
Great episode but I'm a little disappointed that they didn't follow up on that ref who got zombified or should have
>>19739905it was mentioned on commentary, they didn't say exactly what happened to him though just that he was out and recovering
Vito and the brothers of funstrucction got me intrigued, I thought they were cringe at first but the bros are getting over with me
>>19739905They also never followed up on Vito getting bit. Maybe Vito was telling the truth and it was just a hickey from fucking Jasmin St. Claire?
>>19739937I think it was a tease, we all assumed and wanted him to be bit.
>>19739947So it was a worked hickey from worked sex?
>>19739952worked? It would have just been a bite from Jasmin getting carried away.
