[Breaking News] Parker Boudreaux has arrived in India ahead of his match with The Great Khali tomorrow
He should bleach some jeetas
>>19749930SAARKER SAARKER SAARKERshhhhhhhEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeesh
>>19749930SAR BROCK LESBAR ITS BROCK LESBAR SAAARS
Has he got a clue and blasted a bunch of gear yet?
>>19749939Full-size flags on their hoods. Kek.
>>19749930Anybody that lives in India will simp for anyone that’s tall and white
can khali pick him up
>>19749930>>19749939Imagine the smell
>>19750042Will Daliph Singh kill the second wrestler of his career?
>>19750442We can only hope.
>>19749930Sheeeesh, he's so tapped in fr
>>19749930there's like a dozen people therehe's got this super weird narcissistic schizo streaknever boring i guess>>19750013he might be so deluded that he thinks he's getting more exercise than he really does, so he doesn't think there's a problem.i honestly think something fundamental is wrong with him, this is rich coming from a wrestling comment online but the dude shoots his own foot with such confidence sometimes
>>19750442he's gonna lay down for good
>>19750014>wind starts blowing>can't see>hit gas anyway because Indian>10 deadkino
promo's good https://x.com/TheParkerB_/status/2015120383758963188
what time is this shit on and is there a stream of it?
>>19750485>learned nothing from the pc
I liked your post btw
>>19749930he has no idea what’s happening he just got in a random car because some indian men told him to
>>19749930>500 fansWhere. Cause they ain't in that vid
>>19750966this kek
>>19749930GIVE IT TO ME STRAIGHTIS HE GONNA GET GANG GAPED?IM FUCKING SCARED BROS...
>>19749930unironically why did NXT let him go? more "he's not progressing" horseshit? well that's your job to stick with him and teach him how to wrestle, shawn.they tried to turn him into dollar store brock, which is not who he is. they should let him be himself, the fly dressing guy who can kick your ass. like hook but +200 pounds.
>>19749930This is a match that’s happening? How the hell do I watch it
>>19751154He's been wrestling for 4 years and still can't even run the ropes, he's one of the most useless wrestlers to ever live and no amount of training will work
>BFDBig fucking dyke?
>>19749930WXM board
>>19751185>How the hell do I watch itthere might be something on their youtube, it seems fairly active. over four milly subs toohttps://www.youtube.com/@CWE-TheGreatKhali/
>>19749930>>19749939Wtf is #TheBFDI thought the Sheeshmeister's title was the Destroyer of Gods or something
Khali can barely stand at this point
>>19754538four millyall jeets
>>19751426It's not that it won't work, it's that he's lazy and refuses to improve or listen to any advice someone gives him. You can't have worked in both major wrestling companies in the US, and then worked in Japan and Mexico without even accidentally picking some knowledge up unless you just refuse because you think you're already great
>>19756548Parker is legit delusional and thought he was already ready to main event WrestleMania after he got out of training and into the ring. I see this guy on Austin Theory's Instagram in the comments trying to "join" the Vision like it's a shoot stable you can join and not a fake wrestling storyline. He constantly posts about how Paul Heyman is currently pulling strings to try and get him back in WWE any day now. This is what happens when you never tell your kids "no"
>>19749930>#THEBFDThe Big Fucking Doofus?
>>19751154>they tried to turn him into dollar store brockby making him do a cultist gimmick? yeah really brock-like
>>19750485Is it? Jesus anon.
>>19749930>500most of those are jeets who think parker is brock lesnar
>>19749930parker boudreaux is one of the funniest wrestlers ever. he's seriously up there with andrade for me.
We are LIVE in India. Match hasn't started yet. I don't think the event has started at all. Khali is out on the stage sitting in a chair while sparklers go off and a DJ is playing We Will Rock YouOh he's away now and some Indian fire dancers have come out https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSJjrY82U-M
>>19756961aint no way that guy is taking a bump. >they stop "dancing" in the ring as I was commenting on it they're in my walls
>>19757014Khali walked out like a tree ready to fall. This is gonna be one short affair.
>>19756961how long until they fuck up and burn down the arena?
1 chokeslam and a standing pin
>>19757034>train enters the arena, hundreds dead
>>19757053You mean one brain chop
>>19757054that would actually make it a good show. i was going to watch it but so far all i hear is jeetspeak. I cant listen to HURKA DURKA HOOPTY GOOPTY for hours. their language is so ugly it makes my dogs cover their ears and howl at me to make it stop.
would
>>19757159dunno what's going on though feel like she's been filming a tiktok forever
>more fucking dancing and shit songs jesus christ. Get this lady out
I'd say I'll be back in an hour but I'd probably forget if I stop listening to it now then I'd miss the whole thing
Why is it all so awkward
i think someone just unplugged a cable
>>19757217lol well I guess that solves that
It would have been a five-star match
>>19749930>500 fans all out of frame>>19749939>indians anytime they see any white person
>>19757234They're the true white supremacists.
stream down
>>19757241Did they do any matches yet?
>>19757247no just presser in the ring sort of thing with Khali sitting on a throne and bunch of suits giving him praises and posing for photos. Then some dancers and performances. Nothing wrestling related outside of Khali and ring being there.
>>19749930Breaking news indeed!
Live back on ...already for a while but I was doing shithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMlNzsVdwcI
>porker challenges Khali>porker flies to india for event to challenge Khali>porker has a rumble type match first>porker wins rumble>porker challenges Khali after win>local champ comes out and now Porker has to beat champ to get to Khaliriveting
boo
the beast jeet lesnar
>>19756567>I see this guy on Austin Theory's Instagram in the comments trying to "join" the Vision like it's a shoot stable you can join and not a fake wrestling storylinekek I can't tell what Porker stuff is a shoot and what's bullshit anymore. I believed that Super Saiyan story for a long time kek.
Niggas, those ring posts are bend invards and the rope hits the one below it with a cruiser weight leaning on it. Kek, the dude jumping on the corner almost tapped his feet to the mat while on the bottom rope. This is a death trap setting for a Khali and Porker sized guys
Hard cam side ring appron has giant gap in it - nobody in production does shit
>>19757425India is well known for it's excellent craftsmanship and hard work ethic. How could this happen?
>>19757341Sars, it truly is a good morning.
Oh shit it's KO
>42 people watching>probably like a quarter/third is /pw/ shitposterslmao and this channel has over 4 million subs. Wonder how much Khali paid for those bots.
>they have a divas title Even had the butterfly design kek
>>19757503Is it any wonder with this amazing audio quality they are producing? Only the ring announcer mics are working apparently
>>19749930Man this promotion vs the other indian one with Jinder is like night and day
kino...
>>19749930That was it
i had fun watching with my /pw/bros, bros.
>>19758413>>19758417>>19758420absolute kino
