>puts Jacob overBased God. Satanetty is KWABOE
>>19751325Gms
>>19751325what was the finish
>>197514558 hour long iron man match. Jacob went over
>>19751325top guy things
The Old Testament is basically>haha we jews are special>sure we were enslaved but uh actually we're chosen>and super powerful>did you know one of our guys even beat up god? heh, nothing personnel>also btw uhh only give the priests the best cut of lamb and uhh... donate all your money to the templeHow do you guys read this stuff without any sort of skepticism?
>Alone in the desert wilderness, Jacob had the ultimate restless night. A stranger visited Jacob, and they wrestled throughout the night until daybreak, at which point the stranger crippled Jacob with a blow to his hip. Even then, Jacob held on. He must have known there was something supernatural about this stranger, because he demanded a blessing from him (Genesis 32:26). The stranger then gave Jacob a new name: Israel, which likely means “he struggles with God” (Genesis 32:28).>The stranger gave the reason for Jacob’s new name: “Because you have struggled with God and with humans and have overcome” (Genesis 32:28). Jacob asks for the stranger’s name, but the man declines to give it—Jacob knew with whom he wrestled. And then Jacob receives what he wanted: a blessing (Genesis 32:29). Jacob limped for the rest of his life, but he “saw God face to face” (Genesis 32:30) and received God’s blessing. In his weakness, he was strong.>The next morning, God’s blessing of Jacob was evident. Esau, the brother Jacob had feared, received him gladly (Genesis 33).HOLY KINOGod is the greatest booker of all time.
>le supernatural shithate this gimmick
Jesus vs Satan in the desert is so kino
>>19751611>heatless 30 min promo battleYawn
>>19751620Not enough flips or child sacrifice for ya?
>>19751577Many are saying this
>>19751601>not realising the bible is full of metaphors and complex imageryworked
>>19751601I'm sorry the greatest story ever told doesn't have enough twists and turns for you
>>19751654That might actually be a shoot, if God sent a fireball to wipe out those shithole cities then the resulting blast probably instantly carbonized them and left just the ashes, Lot probably thought it was salt.
>>19751611>THIS ISNT SATAN TALKING TO JESUS, THIS IS LUCIFER TALKING TO YHWH
>>19751325The Demiurge is such a fake tough-guy mark for himself. Triple H tier.
>>19751723Gnosticism shit is cringe and schizo as fuck.
The greatest work of all time
>>19751325Not a fan of the jew fed, personally.
>>19751723>>19751729
>>19751654>th-that was just a parable...botchamania
>>19751577It was probably some local desert god that later got turned into Yahve when the bible was recopiled
>>19751561Don't forget how (((their))) (((god))) got btfo by iron chariots. Or how (((they))) brag about pwning (((god))) with "facts and logic" about an oven.
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>>19751325Satan works for god though. It's like being mad at vickie guerrero while praising vinny mac. Fucking marks.
>>19751325God cheats when he's wrestling
