LYRA'S BIZARRE BIRBVENTURE EDITION!!!We are only a few days away from one of the biggest events of the entire year, the Royal Rumble! Names are made, opportunities are seized, but only one victor gets to pick a champion to main event WrestleMania against! Who will it be? We shall see! Apart from that, /ourbirb/ is taking it easy after an incredible tour across Europe as she prepares for the big day. Previous: >>19724254WWE Unreal Season 2 is out on Netflix now and features a lot of Lyra! Go watch it!Lyra and Bayley come to a realization backstage: https://files.catbox.moe/40jp47.mp4Watch the CVV interview here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGyK-wmlCXs&t Celebratory Tyra reunion edit: https://files.catbox.moe/4cqbxb.mp4Socials:https://x.com/Real_Valkyria/https://www.instagram.com/real_valkyria/
Kek
>>19769428big eyelashes player
>>19769278birbchads are so talented
SEXO!!
>>19769428Chin
Aura
>>19769428beautiful
>>19771605Nah you
>>19771664;)
https://x.com/Janai_Kai/status/2016010614758383659
>>19773044ON THIS DAY
>>19773560Kek
>>19769428Silhouettes.
Tater will NOT be in the Rumble :(
>>19775104Triple Bald is such a fraud
>>19775104Hopefully she WILL be at the NXT house show I'm going to!
>>19775392VERY likely now that she's not going
>>19775231frankly Shawn has fumbled her as well to be fair
>>19775737CUTE
>>19775737GIWTWM (either of them)
Aoife Cusack.
>>19775466afraid so
>>19775737Aw
>>19776733Iyo is doing Lyra's pose wrong
>>19776755please be patient she has autism
>>19776733The image that healed /pw/
>>19776807I wish it did.
>>19776733imagine the threesome
>Lyra Valkyria offers advice to young fans watching her story on WWE: Unreal Season Two>“Like, who are you really if, like, when stuff goes wrong, you just kind of pack it in and let it, like, affect your next performance? I think that’s the biggest thing—that you have to be just able to… You can’t sit on the bad things, but you [also] cannot sit on the good things because it’s an industry where nothing lasts forever. It happens in the moment, and then that moment’s gone, and it’s onto the next thing. So I guess, like, take the good, take the bad, and just keep going.”
>>19775466Nah, Taters is terrorizing the culling and now Zaria is going schizo.
>>19777335She still didn’t apologize for betraying Lyra :/
>>19776807>>19776810If only someone had the capability to stop themselves from shitposting their perceived enemies threads
>>19777805Great picture
>>19777984Nah you are.
>>19777984nah I am
/birb/ got 'em fumin'/birb/ got 'em boilin'
>>19778413He’s still pretending lyrafans hate Liv.
>>19775971belongs beside me in my bed
>>19778413No way
Rumble reunion?
Tatumbunny
>>19779048Many cases.
>https://x.com/i/status/2016579357850878184They did WHAT?
>>19779486Comfy
BIRB IN THE DESERT
>>19779756
>>19779820Lyra of Arabia
>>19779820An oasis.
https://x.com/leahsparkssss/status/2016304550907375793
https://x.com/Real_Valkyria/status/2016531729763205414
>>19779869who's the one in the mask?
>>19779863mentor Lyra
>>19779898Prob bates or Dunne
>>19780343statuesque
>>19781114He’s always fucking there isn’t he?
Think I got fented last night. I'm in the hospital birblords. I'll keep you posted
>>19781310Godspeed
>>19781310Don’t
gently kissing birb's sensitive love nub
>>19781185Nah. He usually fucks em in the hotel room.
>>19781114huh
>>19778941Mariah jockey!
What is the appeal of Lyra? She's boring and is just an ok wrestler. Not a star. Is it all because she has kind of a cute butt and an ok puffy vagina? She looks like a man and has no tits.
>>19782440K
>>19783241Kek, gottem.
>>19778941Blake is working the NXT house shows this week so I doubt it sadly
Lyra Al-Valkyria
>>19783526Kino
This is why we love Livhttps://x.com/LivsAnarchy/status/2016915496205984178
>>19784348She's lowkey big sistering a lot of the newer girls out there, like with Roxanne recently
>https://x.com/i/status/2016942198156296221kek
>>19784751>lyra Valkyria ASMR laughing
>>19784758Put that on Spotify
>>19784758for real though
https://x.com/Real_Valkyria/status/2016947295862849925
>>19785581Her laugh is so pure
https://x.com/FLAIRFATU/status/2016947078467924084
>>19785596CRACKS
>>19785596is Bayley trying to start something?
>>19786009Cute couple
>>19786151that mini NXT run was way too short
It's intermission at the Knoxville NXT show. Tatum had a triple threat with Izzi and Zaria and the crowd loved her. Really fun show so far. If you ever have the opportunity to go to an NXT house show, it's a lot of fun.
>>19786446I’m not a fan of Zaria ngl
>>19786446Who else was there? Glad you got to see Tatum! Did she win? Also, I just wish she'd been able to make it to the rumble.
>>19786688It was for the Women's North American Championship so Izzi retained. She was about to get a pin on Zaria but Izzi threw her out and stole the pin. The first match was Lexis King and Charlie Dempsey vs the Street Profits which brought the house down. Then it was Jaida Parker vs Karmen Petrovic, and it was interesting because Karmen was working as a full on heel tonight. She was doing fakeout high fives, telling the crowd to shut up. Very different from her usual character. Then it was Fallon and Lainey vs Thea Hail and Sirena Linton from LFG. Fallon is just as beautiful in person. Ricky Saints cut a promo on the crowd. Then Tony D came out which lead to an impromptu match. Ricky won by disqualification when Tony threw the referee out of the ring so he could keep beating down Ricky in the corner, which got a huge pop from my dad. Then came the women's triple threat with Tatum, Izzi, and Zaria. After intermission, it was Elio LeFleur vs Cutler James. Elio won (fantastic match) and then DarkState tried to beat him down, but he was rescued by Hank, Tank, and Tavion Heights. So then they had a match with the three other members of DarkState. The main event was Ethan Page and Santos Escobar vs Dr. Wagner and Shiloh Hill. Ethan wore a lucha mask for the first part, and he insulted Shiloh by saying he looks like he's from Knoxville. The crowd started chanting we want tables during this match for some reason. But anyway, it was a really entertaining show. Even though some people I hoped would be there weren't (Stacks, Kendal, also Grayson Waller was originally promoted for the show) it was still such a great time. I haven't been to many wrestling shows but this is the best one I've been to.
>>19786831Good card, glad you had fun. How hard did Elio carry that match, does Cutler look like he's gotten better?
>>19786873He definitely looked like he had gotten better. Elio did all kinds of flashy moves obviously, but Cutler had some good moves of his own, and it was just an excellent match. Best one on the show.
>>19786831>EscobarI forgot he was still with the company, holy shit. I'm surprised they didn't fly out Ethan because he'd seem like just the type they'd want to promote on the big screen.
>wins the rumble with her adorableness kek what a kawaii player
>>19786898He turned up in AAA to feud with Dr. Wagner. I didn't expect him at the NXT house show, but it was a cool surprise.
>>19786926She's just a smol birb :))))
>>19786964Sounds like you had great time at the show, this is what wrestling is all about. I'm happy for you.
>>19786926Would be kino
>>19787212House shows are like wrestling in its purest form. I love the look of it. They keep it nice and dark, just a cloud of light around the ring. It looks like classic wrestling photos. Lots of crowd work, heels insulting the town, babyfaces getting cheers. My dad doesn't watch wrestling at all but he had a great time.
>>19787243Also, I was just talking to my dad about the show and he told me his two favorites were Elio, and "that little black headed girl, I was hoping she would win."
>>19787706I just noticed she has a scar on her right knee (left in this picture)
>>19787712as expected of a hardcore legend
Lyra is cute.
>>19787712from her ACL surgery>>19788575yup
>>19788320Aw
Big Lyra pop in Saudi https://x.com/gay4charlotte/status/2017249451258057071
https://x.com/LivsAnarchy/status/2017249003809702027
>>19788940>>19789138Cute! Makes me hopeful the crowd won't be ass tomorrow
>>19788940>>19789669average birb fan
https://x.com/Bayleyscupcakes/status/2016984919105224714
https://x.com/Bayleyscupcakes/status/2017261203316166833
https://x.com/Bayleyscupcakes/status/2016982690273145224
The elephant one makes me kek. Aren't they supposed to he gentle creatures? Why is she so scared
>>19790346They’re big
>>19790467Nah
If I were the prince. I'd simply have the bird win the rumble.
>>19791308Based
I would drink the sweat that drips out of her bodysuit desu. Probably tastes like rotisserie chicken.
>>19791538holy fucking pitussy
>>19791538SWEATY
Da Birb
If she's doesn't reach the top 10 in the Rumble. I'll be mildly annoyed.
>>19791861Nia will fuck her over
>>19791861We can only wait and see. I don't expect much though since it's a little stacked
>>19792339Cinema.
>>19792090I really do think she'd be a good choice for the iron woman this year.
>>19792987Yes
Lyra?
>>19793943Sure why not.
>>19793943Valkyria.
>>19792744The "If only you knew how bad things really are" edit is even more fitting when you realize she was actually mentally suffering at the time
We Lyramaniacs have always believed, but I feel like lately everyone else has grown to really love Lyra.
