Soon-to-be Cap'n the champ(The Captain has set her sights on the drunk walled potato and her IC title. She almost had it pillaged but the potato wasn't that drunk yet as she refused to drink her gay husband's Zima as she waited for more Proper 12. Maybe the Captain should leave a stash of booze backstage by her locker-room. The Royal Rumble is in 'riyadh on Saturday. The Captain will most definitely be CUTE and SEXO as she attempts to help Asuka win the rumble.)Previous: >>19720596Kairi sings the anti-blues:https://streamable.com/wigs1?src=player-page-shareTheme of Kairi's Krew:https://suno.com/song/1ede5571-6b5b-43a4-adcc-a7e40d0a0c09Socials:https://www.instagram.com/official_kairi/https://x.com/kairi_official
>>19771539Kairi is cute!
Dead thread
>>19771539https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpdBgSPbEQo
>>19771539>lust-provoking image
>mom says the pizza rolls are done
>>19771542>homo is in the thread seething in 90 seconds or lessevery time. damn this no life fat tranny faggot must live on this board
I BELIEVE
>>19771678I hope so
>>19771545Why is this bitch acting like Ultimate Warrior
>>19771688never sell for someone smol'er than you
>>19771539my baby is in there
>>19771715So almost the entire roster should no sell Kairi?
Sweet new Kairi thread!!
just finna killed another anti thread. got another one as the last thread but I'm on cooldown
kek>>19772251 killed the other anti thread
>>19772272Kek what a monster
>>19772272Xhey can't win
>>19771576Must be a sad existence to be driven into a seething shoot by cute women. How does a man become like this?
>>19771573Based pizza roll anon, you are the pizza mayu poster too?
We've done it again, lads!
>>19771539KAIRI and her mesmerizing hips with tummy rub downs are unmatched
>>19771655need more buff
>>19773798Strong 'ri
>>19773713Based
>>19771655AWOOOGA
>>19775079Blessed semi naked young Hojo
>>19772272Deport every anti thread to the archives
>>19772753>>19772916>>19773577>>19775488kek, xe made like 3 or 4 more, xe sure is mad and gay since xe keeps making the same threads over and over that get fewer than 30 posts
Late nite hojo
>>19773620nah, I'm not a Mayuposter. I do always call her pizza mayu though>>19773713based, what a great and over general
>>19773784>>19774871very cuteo>>19775079smol booba
>>19775536>>19775541kek
>>19776008Cute killer but...
>>19776690kek
>>19777730based bumper
Cap'n the SEXO
>>19777954Cap'n of SEXO and Princess of Kawaii
'ritards are so talented
>>19778254did she retweet this?
>>19778254Anime looking mf
>>19778344Yes
>>19778411based
Something about the fact that Kairi shaves her arms does it for me
>>19778590Based lil' thief also 'ri needs a title on her own
>>19778590
>>19778730>batmanKWAB
kek, 1 anti 'ri thread and 2 anti IYO threads got merked
>>19779130
>>19779316>'ri doing the IYO maneuver
>>19778730Cool pic. 2 of my favourites.
>>19779130The merking has been used effectively
2 year anniversary of 'ri winning the tag titles
>>19779207What color do you think his body suit will be on Saturday? I hopping for a purple or pink 'ri
>>19780181his?
>>19778732What if Asuka beats Becky for the title and when Kairi finally has had enough of the abuse Asuka has dished out on her they have a program and she eventually wins the IC title from her. It may be at WrestleMania, maybe a bit after, but not so far away as SummerSlam, so MitB at the latest.
>>19780256HER ,sorry
>>19780328That's the scenario I am hoping for
My Captain is an awesome Captain
I wanna bust a fat nut inside of Kairi Sane
>>19781143Many people are saying this
>>19780328who gets the win at mania?
>>19781080The best of all!
>>19781080kek, fuck becko
>>19780328Becky has to drop the IC to AJ at Mania.
remember that place we went to during mania? xe made a thread seething on there, it's funny
Chun-'ri>>19781080Cute cap'n>>19781080'ri or Tam lad you have to decide you can't go through life nutting inside every Joshi, leave something for us!
>>19782009does she got the legs?
Post high quality images of Kairi's hairless pits
>>19782047you didn't say please
Batman in the mud
Is she straight up on a date with Drew, what the fuck? Why is no one else there?Gobigulia is in SA
>>19782423that's lyra and her fucked up husband. erd beaerd is rowan. guy in the hat looks like a big white boi. kairi isnt sitting near any other girl so it looks awkward a bit to traditional joshi standards.
>>19782432that's the hog with her hair down? that looks more like izzy, not that izzy would be there. why is her loser husband who can't even get on evolve there?
>>19782417What's up with that tiny ass cup he is offering her? Kairi deserves a large beverage!
>>19782423>puts menu on dishthis is how you know Kairi is from a classy upbringing. she is ready to order!
>>19782123Please and thank you
>>19782596A lot of people touch those menus though. They pick their noses, cough, scratch their ballsack then peruse the menu. Menus are dirty, yknow.
>>19782596that's dirty
>>19782423>>19782432>>19782596>>19782608>>19782620In Japan it's proper and fine. Kairi doesn't know that other countries are dirty and full of swine-like people who aren't cultured.
>>19782596The Captain is very cultured!
>>19781363Kairi for the payoff, but if Asuka finally gets her Mania win to extend the program to the next PLE that would work as well.
>>19782423I'm thinking it may be some sort of cultural thing where a woman has to show up with a man at a formal dinner or Drew is her unofficial bodyguard there.
My Cap'n be the GOAT
I have noticed that Kairi doesn't wear her wedding ring in public anymore.
>>19783713Everyone is saying this!!>>19783725Well she's not married
gabagulia and steph are hanging out in saudi riding camels >>19782589yeah IDK what that is
>>19783964When did she divorce Batman?
>>19783024do they wash the menus in japan?>>19783725batman in the mud
>>19784250they are clean and use sanitizers and wash before eating. very common practice in respectfu hapan.
the slid is on apparently
>>19785028Not on my watch
>>19782423in this picture i see nathan frazer, alex shelley, nikki cross, dexter lumis, erick rowanas a shoot she might be hanging with drew because women might not be allowed to roam unaccompanied in saudi arabia and we know the drewster is shoot good dude who wouldn't want dumbass kairi to get in trouble
>>19785028What happened this time?
>>19785216based>>19785233oh shit that is Nikki. I didn't recognize the others because I don't watch dimeless losers.based Drew keeping Kairi safe>>19785244no clue but the board randomly went into hyperdrive. I think part of it is the cripple keeps bumping the anti threads and then good ol'd bt keeps bumping the ratings threads which causes the anti to bump the anti threads. someone's bumping page 10 threads because shit threads I made keep getting bumped
>>19782423>Why is no one else there?there's a dozen different wrestlers in that imagealso women can't walk around unaccompanied there
>>19783537Pretty great that Kairi gets the biggest, nastiest heel on the roster for her escort. Based Drew guarding arrrr captain!
Will we get a glimpse of Kairi's full ring gear tomorrow on smack? I can't wait see what colour she's wearing on the RR>>19785744Kawaiiri
I wanna bust a fat nut inside of the Captain
'ri
>>19786792What time is the RR airing down there lad? >>19787333CUTEEEEEE&SEXOOO
Translation of the bit of Japanese dialogue Asuka & Kairi shared on Raw:https://twitter.com/NeitroV/status/2016182987239600363/ (embed)P. funny
>>19785744Our captain will miss the Gasparilla festival in Tampa Bay this weekend due to having to be in KSA for the Rumble. I hope Hunter makes it up to her for missing being around her people and not just have her go halfway across the world to have a short stint and quick elimination in the match.
>>19787675It's on at 5am Sunday morning. Gotta work anyway so I won't get to see it until night. I should probably go on a media blackout for the day.
Cap'n
>>19787745She usually has a funny spot, at least.
>>19788035I hope she does something memorable, especially if she won the Rumble.
>>19787840Ohh and I was complaining that it would be at Saturday 1 pm for me>>19788494Such a nice feet
>>19788494Hojo hooves!
>>19787745poor 'ri missing the pirate festival near where my grandma lives
>they/them don't want nonealso no wedding ring
Imagine getting out midgeted by 'riWhy does 'ri have the most bags?
>>19788644what's this say?
https://youtu.be/-bBs6uODpo4?t=2523Riv, Raquel, Chiquita Culo Blanco, Bagley, nepohog, Rhea and IYO on the preshow
>>19789161Cute>>19789167Bigger loot for the cap'n
The Captain made the list
>>19789800>2 jeets listed>khali above 'ri
>>19790314When did jeets become asians?
>>19791015I think bongs call them asians? I know jeets call themselves asians, but continents aren't based on geography so the whole thing is retarded. like some yuros claim that russia isn't in yurop based on literally zero physical features. Where as asia could arguably be 3 continents because there is a big ass series iof mountain ranges and iran, china and india are all on different sides of the mountains. it's like the same kind of retardation where north africa has more in common with south yurop due to the Mediterranean facilitating trade and the movement of people than it does with the rest of africa due to the desert blocking trade and the movement of people
How many times a week does kairi cheats her husband?
>>19790682Newest 'ri, nice
>>19791149GMS
>>19789800I'm surprised Kairi made it not some other Japanese wrestlers already in the WWE HOF like Bull Nakano, Muta or Tatsumi Fujinami.
>>19791149Kairi and Iyo go to the same dojo as Matt Riddle to train, you just know.
I wanna bust a fat nut inside of Kairi Hojo
Insane el-bump
>>19792282Many people are saying this
>>19792288it's funny that Kairi really likes this spot but IYO isn't strong enough to get her up most of the time. they also used to do a variant of this in NXT back when IYO and 'ri cheated during tag matches
I fkn love Kairi bros! Just thought I'd share this little tidbit about myself.
It looks like some gay cripple who is the same race as tony khan is sliding something, but the anti thread died and several anti IYO threads died
>>19793923Blessed Young Hoj'!
What if things kick off in the middle east this weekend while the wrestlers are in KSA? Will they be alright?
>>19794222A new schizo has appeared?
>>19794890did kairi get one of those korean jaw shaves?
>>19795369Angel Cake Hoj
>>19795439
>>19795017idk, 3 anti threads left and all the ratings threads got slid
Kairi is going to win the royal rumble. I can feel it in my bones.
>>19795014Saudi Arabia and the emerates don't give a single shit about the normal muslim shit because they're making money hand over fist on oil and want to keep it that way. Pretty sure SA recently acknowledged the jews as their tribal chief
>>19796286>yfw 'ri botches and accidently wins like that based retard on NXT
'ri is ready to rumble!!
Royal coomble is on rn bros. Almost time for Cap'n
'ri will be 23
>>19799453wrong
Where the fuck is 'ri, Goddammit triple fumble
>>19799626she has to be soon, they're running out of numbers >>19799711she missed the japanese spiderman spot
Blue 'ri
Fuck you triple h fuck you
>no popdamn those jeets HATE 'ri
Kairi has an official elimination of her Royal Rumble stat sheet, I can live with this.
We eliminated Asuka lmao
>>19800111/kabuki/ jobbing to /arrrr/ like usual
Did they show anything after Asuka grabbed 'ri's hair? I looked away to shitpost because brie was coming in and I didn't care >>19800201it do be like that
>>19800274>Did they show anything after Asuka grabbed 'ri's hair?Nope not a fuckin thing. Whatever happened next, if anything did, we fuckin missed it cos of shotty camerawork/cuts.And I thought Kevin Dunn was meant to be gone.
Poor 'ri...
Someone PLEASE tell me there are photos and webms. Her cute little ass looked amazing.
>>19801106photos will come later when WWE puts them out. I don't think Saudi fans are allowed to take pics.
>>19801482There were tons of pics of Roxy's ass in the leather pants yesterday.
IYO did us so dirty bros. The way she eliminated her like that. Totally took advantage of her being frozen in terror. Very sneaky and opportunistic. Some "friend"
>>19802251go back to your aew and stardom threads you sour fucking mook
>>19801106someone's going to post them in kabuki and I'm going to steal them and repost them here >>19800928kek, didn't Liv get shoot pissed in a youtube video watching last year's rumble due to the shitty camera work? Like they skipped over the IYO/Gabagulia thing that was happening in the middle of the ring last year
>>19802251IYO looked sad for 'ri before eliminating her
