>>19780299
Sloppiest shop ever

>>19780299
Did he choke on a hamburger or what?

>>19780305
He thought about exercising, KWAB.

>>19780305
he needs to film that shitty twisted metal show

>non contact injury
Whatever it is, we ain't seeing him for a while.

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>>19780299
Bro got the call to do more voice acting for Valve and decided it would be more worth his time than doing this gay wrestling shit

>>19780387
My thoughts exactly

>>19780299
#17

>>19780299
AGAIN!?!?

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>>19780299
Can't believe AEW fans wasted Samoa Joe's last match chanting horsecock at him

>>19780549
>AEW Fans
>Vaush Fans
Huge overlap

>>19780299
Regal status?

>>19780299
Must be a day ending in y

>>19780299
LOLAEW

it's a kayfabe injury so he can film the next season of twisted metal

>>19782354
If that's true, that hilarious. Why bother writing a guy off of TV when you can just say he tore something exercising?

>>19780385
>Voice acting
>From a guy who can't fucking speak hardly anymore
kek wtf why?

HE’S FAT

Threadly reminder Samoa Joe hasn't been the same since he was kidnapped by ninjas in the hot sweltering summer of 2010

>>19780337
Kek. Those pie eating contests can be dangerous. William Regal needs to post about it.

>>19780299
Shoppy slop

They hate Regal and all he was doing was looking out for the slop shop.

>>19780299
This fat fuck needs to retire badly, get him and Rey Mysterio into crack so they both stop wrestling

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>oooh noooo Tony you're going to have to pay me $8 million dollars to sit at home and eat cheeseburgers for the next 6 months

>>19784719
How lame do you have to be to hate on Rey and Joe?

>>19784757
Sounds based to me

So when are you AEWtists going to apologize to Mr Regal?

>>19780549
They weren't really chanting that were they?

>>19780299

>>19787744
They legitimately were. Pardon the link from that place. Only one I could find with sound
https://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/comments/1qjkzmd/dynamite_spoilers_speedball_is_a_bad_influence_on/

>>19789268
Grim

>>19780299
Trannies were trying to say it was a fake injury and he was off to film something kek

>>19782348
Tony got finessed again. Joe is about to sit on his ass for the next month, collecting those sweet money mark bucks.

Mr Regal? Any comments?

I was going to start watching AEW again when he won back the championship but then they strapped up the jew before I could bother.

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>>19782375
>can't fucking speak hardly

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>>19792380
MJF is the best all-around pro wrestler in the world today. Don't bother disagreeing, because you're wrong.

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Right listen here I am going round in circles with this like the tram on the front and I am sick to the back teeth of it. These pie eating contests are not normal. They are not a laugh. They are a wrong un little sideshow dressed up in bunting and for charity varnish and everyone queues up like marks because a bloke is doing spiel with a mic like he is flogging rock and donkey rides. Step right up have a go win a plastic cup. Aye right. It is a racket. It is a grotty turn where the attraction is watching a punter gamble his windpipe for a voucher

And it is always pies. Always. Not soup not mash not something smooth. Pies because pies are treacherous. Crust like cardboard gravy like glue random lump like a cobble and your throat goes absolutely not and the crowd goes faster. Then the rules give it away. No hands no drink time clock. That is not rules that is rigging. It is stitched up so it goes pear shaped and everyone pretends they did not come for the wobble while their phones are out like seagulls round a dropped chip.

Then the eyes change and the room goes quiet for half a second and you can hear the wind and the gulls and someone says is he alright and the spiel man goes aye he is fine folks he is fine louder and louder because loud is all he has got. It is mad as a box of frogs. It is fruitier than a bag of Opal Fruits on a radiator. It is dafter than a brush.

Pack it in. Bake pies judge pies give rosettes do a raffle do a sponsored walk along the front. Anything but turning swallowing into a timed hazard. One day it will go proper pear shaped and you will all stand there like lemons phones still up wondering how a bit of crack ended up with an ambulance and then you will do it again next year because you lot never learn

>>19784768
I wouldn’t hate them if they stopped wrestling in this trash era