Champions Step Into The Fire As Title Defenses Headline A Massive Night Of Action!...AEW Dynamite live TONIGHT! from H-E-B Center in Cedar Park, TX8/7pm CT on TBS & HBO MAX!>Kris Statlander (c) vs. Thekla for the AEW Women's World Championship>FTR (c) vs. Davis And Doyle for the AEW World Tag Team Championships>Swerve Strickland vs. Andrade El Idolo>Jon Moxley vs. Ace Austin in an AEW Continental Championship Eliminator Match>Kenny Omega vs. Rocky Romero>AEW World Champion MJF Appears Live In Austin!>Mark Briscoe (c) vs. El Clon for the TNT Championship** 17 Days Out From Grand Slam Australia **** 46 Days Out From Revolution **
Where #2?
paul fumbled
No All Elite graphic yet for Ciampa, maybe this is a one time thing
he got to keep his name?
*forward rolls in you are path*
Nigger
THAT JACKET DOESNT FITIT DOESNT FIIIIIT
That was quick, he couldnt wait to leave the prison fed
shit cardshit debutshit promo
I imagine Ciampa will be in a similar position as Josh Alexander, which is a fine place to be
>>19780550hopefully. Finally don't have to see his faggot butt buddy Adam Cole anymore then this faggot pops up.
The least he could do is dye his beard
>>19780550Aint no way you get that entrance and arent signed
>>19780547>the cult is pretending that Ciampa is good nowPFFFFTTTTT AHAHAHAHAHA THEY CAN'T HELP THEMSELVES AHAHAHAHA
>>19780560Didn't his contract ended the other week?
>TONY, TONY, I SAW DARBY DRINK HIS PISS
>>19780573Like 2 weeks
i look forward to seeing ciampa without the fed's controlmight take a few weeks to wash the stink off, but he'll certainly be more watchable in aewricochet did just fine
>CiampaHe better have washed the fed stink off him before coming here.
>>19780569inb4 cole comes back as his manager, fulfilling the prophecy
Ciampa will be reporting the inner workings of AEW to Triple H every week
>>19780539There is literally nothing wrong with having wrestled for WWE
>That reaction image REALLY got under your fat repugnant unwashed pig skin didnt it? Sliced you deep to your core>lmfaooooooo
People bitching about Ciampa realize it's a lot better than Johnny Gargano who is anti dimes.
Dronies SEETHING
It's not that I hate Ciampa or that I think he sucks or anything. I just don't know what he brings to the table that isn't already here?
Okada is lying! Don’t believe him Kyle!
>>19780593Both of them suck dick. You don't have to like someone who you never liked before just because he joins your cult, you realize that right?
based pornostar
>>19780593those two and Cole are all faggots and the sort of people who like any of them are why wrestling is fucking horrible now
BITCH
I speak for all of us AEW fans when I say WE want Johnny Gargano
Okada's english has gotten better
worst thing you can say about ciampa is that he's a little boringat least it's not gargano
I have never seen a Ciampa match in my life, but he looks like some kind of based dwarf man. Maybe they should put him with John Silver.
>Okada has been in the USA for 3 years now>His English hasn't improved Thank goodness the E passed on him.
I've only seen a few Ciampa matches. I'm just assuming he sucks because he was a black and gold NXT guy
Trannies have to pretend they've always loved Ciampa lol
>>19780617he looks like a racial slur generator
>>19780598It's modern wrestling. Not much to bring. No one is REALLY over like back in the day. So he'll bring good matches and ok promos.
>>19780617He's not terrible
>>19780614lol true. dude is like 40 with screws on his neck though
idk shit about ciampa bc I don't watch that slop but the snitch meme was over with me
I've never seen anyone really shit on Ciampa other than calling him a manlet. He definitely got the least hatred out of him Gargano and Cole.
>>19780598he's got a creepy redneck vibe that I hope he taps into. that kiss on the cheek before he left the ring was that sort of creepy redneck unc move.AEW doesn't really have a character like that. Mox was a little bit like that, but I think Ciampa can go a bit more over the top and goofy with it.
>Thats a fackwhat he mean by that?
>>19780614he also looks like he's 155lbs and nearly 60 years old
>>19780632i keep seeing people talk about the ciampa snitch memewhat was this
>>19780550Not with that entrance presentation
Brody vs MJF at Grand Slam
why does it have to be brody king
>>19780633even vince liked ciampa or at least saw something of value in him, he made him the NXT champ going into 2.0
brodie is the michaels. buddy dead and nobody gives a shit about fadetonap
>>19780639Meme about him being a snitch in the locker room for Triple Nose
>>19780603I never minded him when he was in NXT.>>19780606Partly true. I blame the fans more.
>you're STUPIDholy shit MJF with the biblical level burns
>>19780553His entrance should be forward rolling down the ramp lmao
WOOF!>WOOF!WOOF!>WOOF!WOOF!>WOOF!
>>19780645His friend Bandido needs him
>>19780639There was a report back in the day that Ciampa was a massive stooge and tattle tailed everything that was happening in the locker room to HHH
The guy that hates ICE is big in Texas
ciampa is literally mini HHH in terms of how he works
Buddy getting buried kek what a KWAB
BUDDY MENTIONED
Buddy bros????????????
buddybros...
Buddy getting a shout out
LMAO FUCK BUDDY
BRODSTER
buddybros..?
LMAO buddyfag in shambles
MJF shitting on Buddy's ringname is over with me, he's right it sucks ass
NAZIS MENTIONED
Gotta love the Brodester, you just gotta!
>Malakai BlackOh yeah, I wonder what happened to that guy...
>its really spooky how you turned the lights on and offlmao buried that spooky shitter
What is the band Brody King is in again?
kek the Texas chuds seething
MJF SHOOTING ON BUDDYFAG THIS IS REAL LIFE
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>YOU NAZI GOY BASTIDDDDD
LMAO MJF IS BASED
jesus shooting on jews
>19780589Thanks for confirming :)
Why is Brody skipping the line while Kenny, Hangman, Swerve and Samoa Joe are talking about winning the title and not challenging him at all?
JESUS JUST JUMPED THE RAIL AND ATTACKED MJFMY FEED IS 20 SECONDS AHEAD OF EVERYONE's
Ears vs Nose
>CiampaKek Swineamite fucking sucks
with Dax and Ciampa combined, the AEW locker room will be on their best behavior
>I just wanna say fuck ICE
one dude is moaning / yelling in the background like crazy
We're watching the Royal Rumble on Saturday live from Saudi Arabia r-right?
>>19780706Brody gets to be a TV opponent while the other guys get to be a PPV opponent
>>19780711based
>>19780714drunk liberal texan
I like Brody, but his promos are weak
>>19780715I am an infidel so no.
>>19780716He just said it's for a PPV....
>>19780722they're better than most desu
>>19780714So I'm a lil horny, big deal
I’m just happy he was mentioned :)
>Thanks for confirming :)
>>19780715Hoping EVIL and Hobbes debut
WE LOVE OUR FORMER EVPS
>>19780722Monsters like him shouldn't even speak, imagine Kane cutting a promo like that about "title shots" and shit, it's cringe
>>19780731knew you would like that. Pretty sure he'll return in Australia
We bouta do it. We finna abolish ICE and win the world championship in the next few weeks.
buddy should be in brody's corner at grand slam
>elite nostalgia shitSell the company Tony
Bucks please fucking retire.
>>19780726The Australia show is a special not a PPV
>>19780726Grand Slam is a TV event, always has been
>>19780711not enough forward rolls or thigh slaps
SEXLA
Theklabros, what are our chances here
Vegas looks stacked gayWWE in finna shambles
THEKLAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>19780754We got this!
AURA
>>19780754141.67%
thekla is over with me brotherpush this broad and take the belt off the charisma black hole
Count Tekula
all the dub trannies deleting all the bad things they said about cimpia on their reddit accounts
>thekla's gut fold
time for Braplander's gold watch run to come to a halt
main event time
>>19780773you gotta be terminally online and schizo to care about that
BLOOOOOOOODIN MYEEEEEEEEEEYESTHEEEEEKLAAAAAAAAA
the size difference is hot
sex with theks
Theklas such a cutie patootie
I can't wait to enjoy Thekla's titty residue tomorrow.
Statlander bores me
it's gonna be funny watching Buddy cost Brody the title and join MJF as his muscle
Ice Ribbon legend Thekla
>I can do this all day but I'm gonna get counted out
kek the shartypedo is bubbling
>>19780799What will Buddy's new first name be?
Also I dunno why mjf is saying Brody was following Buddy. Are we rewriting history? Do I not watch wrestling? Wasn’t Buddy the pineater who never got chances to talk and shit?
>>19780795She's kinda boring but I do look forward to her matches
these hos are busted
>>19780818just how I like em
Thekla seems like a chick that would pull out a dildo from underneath the bed and ask to shove it up your ass in the middle of sex.
Julia has 2 personalities>nicest girl you'll ever meetand>TWISTED fucking psychopath
Thekla lost to kurara
>>19780816she's good in the ring but she feels directionless character-wise. I much preferred her as a heel, like when she was feuding with willow
>>19780815Mjf is the buddyposter
>>19780838Popped me
>>19780828Nah that's Kris, Thekla isn't asking
>>19780838You're deranged and autistic
>>19780838>smackdown no milly again>Lopiccolo deactivated >no more ratings threadsYou're having a bad week, hombre
>>19780813Budrick
>>19780815heels don't always tell the truth
Statlander insists upon herself
>the one reddit schizo itt
>>19780840True because he didn’t call him a cuck out of respect.
>>19780849that's why he (the pig) is spamming this thread. he's bored and fiending for attention.
>>19780830*slurp*
>>19780838remember that this guy is a literal brown tranny from colombia
Thekla's pretty good
>>19780818Busted girls fuck really good
good chemistry from these two
>>19780871Why does Tony cause people to go completely fucking insane?
>>19780813Bloody
>>19780862fucking 4chan. every board/general has one
>>19780872Her big flaw is that she absolutely cannot cut a live promo to save her life. Mike Awesome tier in that regard
is stat not wearing knee braces under her gear?she had both of them blow out, right?
Would a quirk chungus gimmick work for statlander?
Thekla is levels above Mariah bro and that's not even me console warring
>spider-based offense
you could crown yourself king arthur if you pulled me out of statlander
Big tekkers Thekla
>>19780872her spear is absolute shit. literally uso tier.
>>19780871>>19780868>>19780860>>19780849>>19780838here we fucking go again with this annoying faggotry. I know this is very entertaining for you 3 or 4 anons to ruin every single thread on the board with this shit but fuck off please.
damn thekla will never spit on me
>>19780809He's using a bunch of react images that I have trolled the shit out of him with today and for weeks now. Showing me personally how gotten to he is by me trolling him using those reacts/greentexting. I sliced him deep to his fatty swine core and he is selling like Ricky Morton for me right now.He's absolutely seething about me specifically right now.Rent free lmfao.
>>19780885She's just good and solid in the ring, has a cool look and has plenty of physical charisma, her main flaw is that she's kinda fugly
>>19780878Everyone on the iwc fantasy books but has no chance with an actual book. Tony used to run an e-fed and now runs his own shoot fed.
im shoot in love with thekla
KINO
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I’m in love with Harley Cameron
Damn Bryce really slapped the shit outta the canvas there
theklabros... we lost...
MEGAN BOOBA
>>19780897
I thought these guys are the future of AEW?
Bayne should kill Kris
Momma milky
>>19780914that's the subhuman
>>19780898Them arguing is the best part of this board
WE WANT RIHOWE WANT RIHOFUCK THIS SHITFUCK THIS SHIT
>>19780818yessss hahaha
>caws vs caws for the tag titlesthis episode might lose me
Edge and Christian returning tonight?
>>19780921They're the past of AEW
CHOMPA
What did he say at the end? I missed it
BAYNES LARGE TANNED BREASTS
I’m so over Don Callis
>>19780935it's been a great episode, but I'm not totally sold on the Doyles yet. might be a good match.
THE FLETCHER LOVE TRIANGLE
>>19780942>You forgave Okada?
>>19780942>you forgave Okada?
>>19780828based
The Fletchmeister
Why doesn't DC recruit a women's wrestler into the family?
>>19780974He doesn't want a Roxanne situation
>>19780977We won
A-HAAAA
OH MOMMY!BABY HUNGEE!
Way too many fucking shit belts.
aHAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>19780988How the fuck did Joey get both of these hotties
>>19780988Penelope I think is the only day 1 AEW woman who has lasted all the way
>>19780977ugh
>>19780996Drugs.
>>19780988ZAMN
tonycallis world order vs aew PPVNOW
>Davis is healthy again and in the Don Callis FamilyWhy not reunite Aussie Open?
>>19780983Both of you guys are shoot faggots
>two heel teamswhy bother
>>19780988BIG BROWN TANNED BAYNE BOOBA FOR YOU
>>19781009fletch is way above him now
big babby davis
Davis and Doyle are a throwback to 2006 smackdown
love mark davis and his big humongous ass
>>19781026fletch is a shitter
This team of Doyle and Davis is pretty Dimes ngl.
Dammit HBO Max has by far the superior video quality, but no picture in picture ad breaks
>>19781041guys with big asses always look weird in regular clothes
>Raising Cane'sYuck
>>19781041I'll bet you do, sailor boy
>>19781050why are you looking at his ass?
>>19781008We need an angle where the Callis family incapacitates Tony (throwing him off the cage) and takes formal control over AEW. It's time for the heel general manager era.
Doyle is just Absolute Batman Cash Wheeler
Did Doyle fuck up his arm on the apron ddt?
Shit was SO Cash Wheeler
>oh nononooooo!>sloppy bitchtits caught again!
Boy do I hate that finish
everyone retained tonight
>>19781102To the surprise of no one
I'm gonna need Tony to run that one back
I hope buddy stays face.
>D*x wonBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>19781087Yeah I’m near ringside and he pointed to it to one of the ring crew. After the match he walked to back with one of the crew. Hopefully he’s not super fucked
lol
Justified WE WANT MILK chant!
>>19781087It did seem like he completely vanished after that.
honestly every match was based tonight
>>19781119Kek it was one based dude
Doyle injured
WHOSE CRACK SHED?
>El Clon didn't win because Ciampa will get the title>Davis and Doyle didn't win because they're waiting for Cope and CageFFS Tony, we already went through this "giving everything to the ex-fed guys" phase...
>>19781141Lol really? Just guessing?
BASEDrade
>>19781141fuck!
Swerve looks like a pure Redguard
I hate gAyEW but swerve has a nice juicy fat ass
Why does Andrade have aura in AEW but had zero in WWE?
>>19781158https://x.com/wrestlingcovers/status/2016704554138583060?s=46
>>19781167Sup Kev
Andrade should win.
>>19781173He doesn't have to deal with his whore ex-wife here.
Did Tony just spoil the ending?
5 star match already?
Woke graps already
>>19781182Yeah, Callis can cheat
Joe injured? And now Doyle?
Are The Acclaimed still a thing?
When did Swerve get a dumper?
oh shit this a banger?
SOMEONE CALL THE NUMBER
WHOAAAAAA BUDDYYYYYYYYY
Kek
>>19781206right now caster and bowens hate each other but have been forced to team a few times. the running bit is that "We aren't the Acclaimed!" they'd yell as they were teaming
>Hot Latina plants in the front row to do this spot every weekKek
>>19781219I don't see Buddy anywhere.
Tony hiring local models like WCW did?
We need more audience plants
Was that a plant?
>>19781209Most Andrade matches(with Buddy) are.
Do you think his gloves worked with the touchscreen?
>>19781224Kek that's actually funny
el idolo is such a chad
>>19781237Look up their last vid from Collision a few weeks back, it was funny.
Andrade is so fucking based. WWE unironically fumbled
This match rules
>clark connors
Royal Rumble in the afternoon and a Kino Collision afterwards, finna be a good day
>>19781253He'd look so much more dimes in trunks than these pants
>>19781261I might watch the Rumble, it will be my first WWE show in quite a few years
>>19781260Thekla about to get dicked down
This match is really good
>>19781270It'll probably get cancelled if Trump strikes Iran
Swerve almost died
>>19781177Hyper-extended elbow is the best case scenario for that
>>19781270So you're going to watch the one in Saudi? That's what makes you go back?
THE KINO ELBOW
>>19781277Great news.
>>19781274That's not gonna happen, the Ayatollah of rock 'n rollah knocked them for six by taking out Starlink and now they have no path forward
Andrade should take his pants off like 2/3 into the match
>>19781281I check in on it every few years and almost always tune out from disgust, but the Rumble is usually a good showcase of the current roster
OMG
B A N G E R
BERRIED
red hot crowd for the main event. really good dynamite
>>19781283Kenny...
BASED
CLEAN AS A WHISTLE
Based
A good 4 and a half star match
YES HA HA HA YESSSSSSSFUCKING BASED
Kenny vs Andrade next week!!!!!!????????
Based. Andrade establishes himself. Good guy Swerve.
BASED 10/10 DynamiteBig Tone does it again See you in the Collision gamethread, sickosTYBTD
BASED MATCH
kino episode lads
Omega vs Andrade in Las Vegas, hell yeah
Kenny's drip SEEEEEEEESH
Buddy couldn’t get a pity win against Adam Cole?
remember WWE had this nigga wrestling on their twitter showpaul cant fucking book to save his life
max got a bullseye on his ass
MJF doing a boss rush here lol
I wan...... dis
Kino closing shot
aew.......GOOD
>2 gamethreadsyikes
Damn, AEW really is better than WWE these days. Great episode
>>19781350Raw and Smackdown are like 3 hours and they get like 3 gamethreads now. Everyone is jobbing to the captcha
>>19781354It sure finna do be like that way
>>19781350and the royal rumble wont get a stickywhats your point?/pw/ is nothing but bots these days