5'2 with an attitude
he'll get a meltzer 5 star by the end of next month
Are they pretending to care about this jobber now?
>>19784004fraid so
>>19783993he's not booked like a powerhouse monster heel, so it doesn't really work here. that better applies to "powerhouse" Hobbs.
>>19783993but enough about Bron Breakker
>>19783993How tall is Mark Briscoe? he looked to be an inch taller when they squared up
>>19784040Ciampa is billed 5'11, Briscoe is Billed 6'0
>>19784051Well we know Ciampa and "Big" Bron Breakker are the same height, both are maybe half an inch under 5'9. That would make Briscoe at least 5'10.
>>19784051So 5’5 and 5’6 realistically
>40 years old>could pass for 60dude looks like total shit i turned the show off when the fans started a half assed>THIS IS AWESOME chant for him that died immediately because he's a dimeless shitter
>>19784064I literally didn't know who the fuck it was, figured from the reaction he was someone fans knew from WWE. Shit was terrible for a debut
>>19784011Hobbs is built like a truck though. Dude has to weight a shoot 250 lbs easy. That is not small regardless of height. Although I think Hobbs is like 5'10", so not short either.
>>19784056>Bron>under 5'9"Then why did the NCAA officially register Bron at 6'0" and why did the NFL combine list him as the same during their metrics testing?Do you think everyone in college/pro football is secretly three to four inches shorter than reported? If so, why? If not, why would Bron be special enough to lie about?
>>19784088Oh not this fucking Bronlet schizo again.
>>19784088that was before he kept falling on his head
>>19784088do they make them take their shoes off during measurements
>>19784119Obviously. Shoes don't add 3 to 4 inches either. Even with lifts, that would be a huge jump and difficult to walk in, like wearing high heels.>>19784091>thinks NCAA and NFL lied about Bron's height>refuses to even attempt to reason why>pretends NCAA/NFL stats don't exist despite being posted again and again Looks like you're the schizo, anon. But I'll ask a different question, if you're brave enough to drop the bullshit and answer:Why do you so desperately want Bron to be short?
>>19784138Bron and Ciampa are 5'8
>>19784178wrong. Bron is wearing lifts, so he's more like 5'3
>>19783993Why did he even go to AEW anyway? Isn't he Triple H's adopted son?
>>19783993He should get into a feud with Briscoe, both are bald, both have beards and both can look realistically insane.A TNT feud wouldn't be so bad.
>>19784138nta but why do you not trust your eyes? Why do you think his name on a website makes it “official” somehow, like they are selling him at auction and put a tag in his ear? Kevin Durant was listed at 6’9 for years on the very official NBA.com and the 2K video games. Everyone knew he was 7 foot tall. His agent is smart, he is smart, he knew that being a 7-footer carries certain baggage with it. They expect you to not play on the wing, to put on mass and be a post player. Hes an offensive savant with an amazing shot and didn’t want to be labeled as a 7 footer. Even today almost 20 years later they’ve only updated it to 6’11. The stats on these websites are being released by the players themselves and their agents or the websites just base them on other websites. The only exception would be the actual combine stats but Bronn wasn’t good enough to warrant a Combine invite. Bronn is a short compact guy. That’s fine for the position he played but he was never going to make the NFL and he’s thinking of his future in wrestling. Of course he’s going to be touchy about his height and want to control his billed stats. His agent put out a boilerplate 6 foot flat 250 I’d imagine. Shit everyone in wrestling says 6’0.The closest thing you’re going to get to accurate is his NFL pro day he had which says he was 5’10 and that’s height and weight measured in football gear. Cleats and pads. Which would make him shoot 5’8-ish. But you could have saved yourself a ton of time and just looked at him next to other guys. He looks to be right around the 5’7-5’9 range as he’s the size of the taller female competitors. Undertaker looked like he was nearly a foot taller than him. There’s pictures where he’s shoulder to shoulder with Lyra Valkyria both of them flat footed with no perspective tricks and he’s not much taller than her. tl;dr he’s a midget
>>19784464cooked that pig
>>19784004AEW announcers even brought up his time in ROH.
>>19784004It's not AEW's fault WWE fumbled him on the main roster
>>19783993>neck brace built into his ring gearKWAB
>>19783993I don't blame him for taking the money-mark's money.
>>19783993HOLY SHiT ITS THOMAS CHOMPER
MANLET WRESTLING *CLAP CLAP CLAP*MANLET WRESTLING
>>19783993>beats NXT shitters in the ratings>hires them all to be on his showWas stupid when he did it with Adam Cole and his stable and is stupid now
>>19787426I’m sorry, Ciampa was a RAW superstar
>>19784228he realized that triple h is a shit booker
>>19784004now compare him to the rest of the shitters in the main roster why do you have to pretend that he sucks now?
>>19784059wrestlers use the 2 inch rule when getting their billed height, the lifts in their wrestling boots is enough to will make it look believable enough while not being too obvious about exaggerating their height
>>19784004Paul fumbled, I'm afraid.
>>19787487Bron Breakker = 5'7.75"+ 2" lifts+ 2" inflation = 5'11.75" or almost 6'0So yeah this tracks.
>>19783993>be at this show live>crazy pop happens>literally can't see this guy because people are standing up>shoot have no fucking clue who this is>its a bald guy with a gray beard>he looks like mark briscoe, who is in the ring, except with a fancy jacket>says nothing>does nothing>leavesI had to google him to find out who he is and it turns out I have never seen him because he was on NXT when Dynamite was burying it in the ratings. I am legit pissed that they keep hiring these fucking mooks. The viewing audience literally chose not to watch this bald midget when there was an option to watch him instead of Dynamite.How the fuck can you make a brand out of fresh faces that are mostly guys the WWE would have never hired and definitely never let work their style the way they do and then hire a bunch of guys that neither the AEW OR WWE audience wanted to see. Even when AEW wasn't great it was still completely different from WWE and a breath of fresh air after having nothing but that as the only wrestling you could find on TV. This is gay and retarded and not what the audience wanted to see.
>>19784088>Bronlet schizo at it againNeck yourself dipshit. Literally what the fuck is the endgame if you (can't)prove he's tall?Lil Bron ain't gonna fuck you lil bro.
