WASH YA ASS YALL CAN'T BE SMELLIN LIKE A SMASH TOURNAMENT OUT HERE
>>19785312no muffler?
ITS TIME TO TAKE A BATH
>*this applies to male wrestlers only based
>>19785312Kek wrestlers from his era were notoriously nasty. grandpa got soft
what's the Leffen vs Chillindude of pro wrestling?
What are the chances it was just a nigger?
>>19785346hm i'm not really sure
>>19785346BOW DOWN TO THEBOW DOWN TO THE
>>19785312Who do you think he's talking about?
>>19785312Wow
>>19785343No, they stayed muffled up. Nobody wears a muffler nowadays which is just crazy. (They also all used the showers at venues, many indie guys don't use on-site showers due to being uncomfortable or there being no showers there)
>>19788001Theater kids didn't shower after gym class. Why would they start now?
>>19788025Probably all the faggot rape that used to happen in wrestling. It was actually way fucking gayer as a shoot 30 years ago when you had homo promoters trying to run a gayboy stable and closeted married dudes "working the indies" cruising for dick. Like people joke about tranny wrestling and shit now but that is because literally no one wants to think about a bunch of guys who looked like Demolition farting on each others dicks in the showers. It is such a viscerally grotesque thing that it is easier to just say they werent a bunch of fags back then (but they were) and its actually less gay now because you can actually just be gay and not jump through those weird hoops to get dick
>this past weekend>Ricky Morton is STILL wrestling
>>19785312>gets big leagued by nxt shitters in you're path
>>19788080Chick Donovan is 78 and active,look up his pics,jannies wont let me post imagesDory Funk Jr had a last match at 83 in japans FMW E It was a Double Hell Current Explosion Death Match Tag matchOld wrestlers territory guys that havent died want that last one blaze of glory,cant blame themThats why flair,If he has his way will shoot die in the ring or right after the match
>>19788001What the fuck is a muffler in this context? Never heard that term before.
>>19788268Its when you roll up toilet paper and put it around your asshole and cock so you dont shit or piss yourself on a stiff move.It also absorbs excess sweat so you dont have to see outline of the ass drawn in sweatDusty either invented it or made it popular due to having a shitty ass
Ameridonald's will do anything but wash their ass
>>19788301So what is a Stretch Muffler? Does it stretch out your butthole or what?
>>19788301Makes sense. Thanks for explaining it to me. I've actually done this before as well when I had the shits once in public kek
I'LL TOMBSTONE YA
>>19785619>mew2king retired because he can't play melee without having a panic attack, spends his time begging random people for money so he can make 2 dollars an hour>mang0 has given up because people online are mean and has resigned himself to being an alcoholic piece of shit>armada retired 8 years ago because he was afraid that more people would start beating him and he was still utterly mindbroken by puff>PPMD has literally no testosterone in his body and also developed quantum schizophreniathere's only one true god of melee, currently top 3 in the world behind two autists who grind 24/7 and one of them has a fucked-up cheater controller
