Drop your best heel promo right now
>>19785780Hulk Hogan? DEAD.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hhnVPTrruUCena's Doctor of Thuganomics gimmick made for some fun promos
>>19785783At least you understand that you're a heel.
>Makes Seattle seethe for six minutes straighthttps://youtu.be/4YyszLIHEQU?t=178
>>19785780Jews are the good guys and we should support Israel and fight their wars.
>>19785780You know what's the god's honest truth is? Without jannies this place would be a shitshow. Even more of a shitshow than it already is. You think because you spam porn and get banned that there's these injustices committed on you? No. The fact of the matter is that... You're a retard, the jannies are based, and I, for one, love them with all my heart. Let's go guys! >THANK-YOU-JAN-NNIES! >THANK-YOU-JAN-NNIES! >THANK-YOU-JAN-NNIES!
>>19785780I don’t understand most of the old inside jokes on here because I’m not some boomer faggot who still posts to 4ch from a computer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UR2KERBwWPI
Your sports team of choice? Mid.
>>19786650b-booooo i'm not worked i'm not worked fuck you
I'm transgender
I hated these promos as a kid because he talked so slow & monotonously. I got to the point of wanting to send a letter & ask them to fire Jericho https://youtu.be/hQw6Q5DzX8E?si=7da9bGyOIbbtbptq
>>19786661There's my GOAT right there!
>>19786854BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>19785780Vince has done absolutely nothing wrong.
>Sid Justice! Chivalry is dead my man. This is 1991 not 1521. You're not King Arthur and there is no round table.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kyM-4VY0wLM
>>19785783>>19785983And a pedo
This thread worked me into a finna shoot
>"A flat tax does not favour the rich."
>>19786854generational heel
8? 13?I don't give a shit! If she's hot, I'm gonna trot! All these jabroni's saying 5 is too young, if she's got a pretty smile and petite body I'm gonna cum!>Crowd goes wild,Babyface runs off crying and mad
>>19785780"From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs."
>>19785780Unlike your local sports team, I actually win championships.
>>19788179Based
>>19785780>I don't love wrestling and I'm not here to just have fun. I'm sorry if that crossed a line and went too far.
>>19785780>6 million? Did you know they used to have a sign on that camp that said 4 million here then they changed it to 2 million because the math doesn't add up before and after. It still doesn't. It's just a matter of haggling with these folks at one point you all collectively gave in. You'd buy their shitty old dodges for 6 million if they started out at 20 million. That's how bad you are with numbers and the art of the deal.
>>19788413Face promo
WWE is the best wrestling on the planet, and you completely misunderstand wrestling if you believe anything else.
You know what, the only reason I haven’t given you a piece of my mind is because you’d FIRE me. Hell, the only reason I RAPED you is because it’s illegal and I’d go to jail. Your type… you call yourself a manager? You couldn’t even manage your fucking marriage, which is why your wife divorced you and took the kids. You fat alcoholic faggot. Me and all the boys in the back LAUGH at you in the break room. Even your god damn secretary has no respect for you. You’re a disgrace. You need to hit the shower, hit the weights, and get a fucking clue.
>>19788486face promo
Trevor is a leading wrestling analyst
>>19785780my name is brett lauderdale, I own GCW and I am richer than all you broke ass chuds. i can't believe you guys ignore all my gamethreads! you chuddies need to learn that trans women are women and donald trump is a fascist! this place is a shithole, you're all nazis, and you'll never be fly like me. GCW is on the right side of history and when the revolution comes we will put all of you up against the wall!
>>19785780I'm a white straight male who loves Hulk Hogan.
>>19789265>BOOOOOOOOO
India is number one. We are taking over your country and your jobs.
>>19789327India has go away heat with the rest of the world, brother. That's not heel work.
>>19788131A flat income tax and doing away with returns is the most fair and best possible thing
