Where the best pretend to wrestle
>>19789140Averagadé is so fucking slow
>>19789148B-b-b-but Triple Nose (get it? because he has a big nose) fumbled!!!
>>19789140There has to exist a pendulum swing where these cringe inducing choreographed indie dance spots stop
>>19789140This was on swerve.
>>19790204Seriously. When practically every AEW show has an overly choreographed sequence like this, they aren't even unique anymore. It's just the same shit week after week. And the fact that AEW doesn't run house shows where they can rehearse and practice these spots is what leads to them being so sloppy and done at half speed.
Yeah this sucksI like when a guy punches and stomps his footnow that's REAL wrestling
>>19790229I think the spot only makes sense if it's two guys that have wrestled a ton so the story is that they've learned each other's moves and tempo. When it's two random guys it makes wrestling look even more fake and retarded than usual
>>19789140Holy fuck why are they so slow?>>19790233this but unironically
>>19790204It won't. Not in AEW at least. This is what their fanbase wants. Shit like this, like Ricochet and Ospreay. They think they're Eddie and Dean. They think they're Lynn and Van Dam. Meanwhile they're just doing overly telegraphed bullshit that completely misses the point of what those former names were doing
>>19789140Why did the horseref move back like swerve's leg was gonna fucking extend from halfway across the ring lmao
Andrade is based. This is 100000% on the other shitter
>>19789140sliding this one? LOL bumpola
>>19789140Damn this could really use a chinlock
>>19790255Exactly. It made sense in matches between two guys with history like Jerry Lynn vs RVD, or Guerrero vs Malenko, but when it's two guys that have never wrestled before, are they supposed to be psychic or something?
>>19789140you can just breath the air of "we don't get enough reps in" from this clip. Sad that they got Andrade to do this pseude-superman pose bollocks. He's always had such a good grasp on ring psychology even as a lifetime midcarder, now he's just working cheap pops out of a twindeling crowd
>>19789140>elaborate series of highly choreographed moves>finish with a pause and stare down>fans pop like trained sealsaew is so bad
>>19790229>>19790255This spot is for the most part a recreation of that spot Swerve did with Ospreay at forbidden door. Except Andrade can't keep up with Swerve as well as Osprey did, hell Ospreay was actually a little better and faster than Swerve.I guess Swerve wants to make Andrade look good by showing that he can keep up with him.
>>19789140holy fuckin cringe this is genuinely hard to watch
>>19791827It was gay then too and swerve's slow as shit
>>19789140This is so gay. This is like minority ballerinas.
>>19789148>AveragadéI'm coping that
>>19789140Swervetty is so fucking slow
>>19789140There's literally absolutely nothing wrong with that sequence, at all.
>>19790288Aubrey always wants to be the center of attention
>>19792104I literally never notice her until you obsessed autists start REEEing about her.
>>19789140Tony should just hire some gymnastics coaches it's not even wrestling anymore
>>19789140Looks like NXT's women's division but worse
Modern wrestling fans will unironically say two guys sloppily doing moves in quick succession like this with no selling is better to watch than a test of strength
>>19792126>>19792134this you?
imagine actually liking these sorts of spots and cheering for them lmao
>>19792144t. ranny
>>19789183you faggot sound like a redditor (scjerk)
>>19792174Good morning you faggot sir
>>19792201I didn't even make a mistake, downie
>>19792211you faggot sound sir
>>19792126Gymnasts are actually unreal, I'm always amazed by the shit they can pull off. But it ain't 'rasslin
>>19792104>>19792121Like most of AEW she just does a cheap imitation of something from Japan, in this case NJPW ref Red Shoes
I can't even blame AEW for this type of shit because I have seen it in every major company in the world,but whoever claps and cheers for this type of wrestling is a complete fucking moron.
>>19792161I'll take that as a "yes" >>19792563and how exactly is she imitating Red Shoes?
>>19792656not enough chinlocks for ya?
>>19789140This is still faster and more athletic than any of WWE's fake fucking dogshit in the past decade
>I'll take that as a "yes"
>>19792676you already conceded, no need to further embarrass yourself
>>19789140KWAB
>>19792671bruh the nxt sluts move better than these two dorks
>>19792775They really don't and the women botch all the time too
>>19792780I have seen a sum total of two sol ruca webms and one webm of that new trick with the nice tummy who was a college wrestler and yes they absolutely do move faster than swerve and andradeDunno about botchy because I don't watch it enough but they're definitely faster, not that that's difficult, you could probably train any moderately athletic two-days-a-week gym-goer to be faster than these two
>>19792670chinlocks mog this shit, that's how far down the totem pole of taste it is
>>19792670Nah i think they just missed the super hero landing at the end.
>>19790278Nice Fucking Cope.Ricochet and Ospreay’s career spanned before GAYEW formed in 2019.You E Drones are so delusional.Keep gurgling WWE Nuts in your mouth.LMAOOO.
>>19789140No one cares about GAYEW and GAYWWE and AmeriMutt Wrestling and their shitty country.
>>19792852>Ricochet and Ospreay’s career spanned before GAYEW formed in 2019.How is that relevant to that being the taste of an aewtist?
Does anyone have the Clon vs Jay clip
Where the best wreslte
>>19793105This would be a great spot if instead of kipping up he was dropped on his neck legitimately and killed like all lucha shitters should be
>>19793105Every clip of AEW I see is the worst fucking shit in the world. Between the botches and the goofy sequences it's legitimately astounding people have the audacity to act like it's some kind of more refined and sophisticated product.
>>19793105I literally don't understand your problem with this.>>19793140>>19793145You sound like a deranged cultist, please get a life.
>>19793170>cultistThere's that projection again
>>19793105This is worse than the OP
>>19789140that looks so fucking gay. do crippled desi trannies actually pretend this is good wrestling?
