>"Back in my day we protected the business and made people think it was real">Shoots lighting bolts out of his ass>Does spooky magic bullshit >Walks on the top rope like a ballerina while another guy holds his hand and does nothing about it
Mark McCool was always a lolcow.
>>19792958He was talking about his Mean Mark days, newfag.
People were already pretty suspect about wrestling being phony, but Vince’s cartoon bullshit in the 80s solidified it
>>19792958Business was already exposed by Eddy and Stossel.So I don’t understand these Cornette/Russo boomers from the 80s and 90s.
>>19792958The fact that wrestling is too nuanced for some people here is really alarming
>>19792958His match with Yoko where he died and went to heaven ran me off of wrestling for 3 years.
This guy never had to travel from town to town solo and perform in fucking bingo halls like friction or ric flair. His whole career is just being a Vince guy
>>19792958the Old School exposed the business more than the lightning ever did i'm glad you brought it up
>>19793127It was a shoot.
>>19792958KWAUMFBN
>"I WALK INTO A LOCKER ROOM THESE DAYS AND ALL THESE KIDS.. THEY'RE NOT AT THE BAR, THEY'RE NOT PARTYING, THEY'RE PLAYING VIDEO GAMES.">Half the people he partied with are dead because of this.
>>19793662
>>19792958All that black magic was a shoot brother
>>19792958mmm you've done it now! see you in wrestlers court boy
>>19793692
>heh I was the only guy who kept in character until a few years ago>conveniently forgets the 3 year period where he completely changed his character to the American """Badass""" followed by being the supernatural guy again Kek what a Mark
>Original finisher involves him stuffing his opponents face in his crotch before using a posed pin position where his opponent has to sniff his sweaty crotch>Signature move involves his opponent selling like an idiot unable to stop this 6'8 simp slowly climbing the ropes and tightrope walking to the middle only to jump off at them>Comes back in the 2000s with a new finisher where he lifts his opponents crotch up to his nose for a sniff>Comes back in mid 2000s with a submission finisher where he again stuffs his opponents face in to his crotch>Every match has an obnoxious 5 minite entrance where the opponent has to wait in awe at him>If you annoy him you have to sit in a wrestlers court where he's the judgeDudes entire character is a rib
>complains about people exposing the business on his podcast where he exposes the business
>>19793127That was the worst time in wrestling, well besides now. Fuck Yoko, Fuck Taker, Fuck Papa Shango, and all that retarded bullshit.
>>19795166kek also pranking was huge so it was okay for him to ejaculate in your food or some shit but if you told him to tie his shoes but they were already tied he'd go crying to vince
>>19795097It was just taker bring unemployed for few years till he finally found a new employee
>>19795166i mean, when you put it lilke that...
>>19793662Undertaker was a shoot geek when he was in college and his entire biker tough guy gimmick is him overcompensating for it. He has never been part of a real club, he has never lived the life, he is just a guy with enough money to buy expensive motorcycles and get ripped off buying costume shit to ride around in. He has gotten so used to being the biggest guy in the room and doing that gravelly fake tough guy voice that he has convinced himself that he really is the American Badass. >yeah im so BADASS that i drink nothing but jack daniels because thats what BADASSES drink>i married and got divorce raped by a 3/10 club rat with fake tits because thats what REAL bikers do!>yeah i have a HARLEY! you know who else does? the fucking HELLS ANGELS! >no im not a member or have even sniffed the balls of someone with a 1% diamond on their vest>errr doing meth and selling women as property? that dosen't sound very bad ass>yeah i just look at the floor when those guys actually roll into a bar because if i tried going MMMMM after one of them looks at me wrong a guy a foot shorter than me is going to stick a gun in my face and actually kill me if i have anything to say about it>but check out these UFC gloves that i wear when im fake fighting and watch me clumsily do white belt level BJJ on guys who aren't fighting back, pretty fucking BADASS
>>19795555>mmm me and my fellow outlaw biker friends always support the boys in blue mmmmmmmAKWAB
>>19792958>Welcome to wrestler's court. Chris here tells us you did something pretty bad>HE SPILLED CRUMBS ON MY GYMBAG>MMMMMM that is pretty serious. Better bring a good 'jack flavor or else...MMMM
>>19795555Based quads of truth, MMMM that's badass.
>>19795166Bros...is the Undertaker a gay sex pest?
>>19792958He's a hypocrite
how can you be in your sixties but not come to terms with being bald so you have to where a beanie in all of your public appearances like you're a teenager?
>>19795872MMMyesMMM
