ROYAL RUMBLE GAMETHREAD #1
Pray J Styles
why did punk call her becky lunch?
this is thread 2 actually
I'm gonna watch the Rumble with 12/10 commentary
My farts stink today, bros. Gonna be a good one.
>>19796826He subconsciously wants to eat her out
>>19796833must be a day ending in y
>AJ Styles is retiring from Sports Entertainment tonightEliteGODS, we got him
Baked puts your further behind than watchwrestling does
I am watching to see Liv Morgan win
What match will be first?
>>19796843hes going to TNA to feud with Kaz
>>19796844It's on YouTube, bro. WTF?
>Loses to Drew>Wins the rumbleEverybody give it up for your Wrestlemania main eventer
>Can't even say the naughty nono cusswords on ppvWhy even have that clip?
Thinking of getting netflix just for the rumble, 12.99 seems like a lot though considering I won't be watching any shows (I download the netflix goyslop)
>>19796844I think baked SUCKS
Next thread is #3
Why isn’t Punk defending his title if drew is defending his
>>19796850Jumpsuit rumble.
>>19796861holy fuck imagine being this poor
We know Gunther is doing double duty and also entering the Rumble. So depending on the actual order of the card, if the Gunther v AJ match happens first, presumably Gunther could win the singles match….and then maybe you put AJ in the Rumble too so he can eliminate Gunther and give him that moment somewhere in the middle of the Rumble.
>>19796863you just know her asshole tastes divine
>>19796863who cares?
>>19796859>>Loses to Drew>>Wins the rumble>Everybody give it up for your Wrestlemania main eventerBASED
>>19796860Youtube censorship
What about the NWA and X-Division titles?
>>19796852>going from WWE to TNA>to work for free for WWEMassive KWAB if true.
Rhea in a jihad made me diamonds
>>19796861Do it bro. The Rumble is always kino
CM Punk defend your title.. I don’t care about AJ and Gunther or the *omens rumble. Or Samir.
>>19796863you just know she doesn't wear any panties
>>19796869why would AJ be in the royal rumble match if he loses to Gunther? his career would be over
>AJ cheats to win >AJ turns heel>Heel run>Dimes potential >Heel run ends up being shit
>the royal fumble
>Six Grandfathers
>>19796891Ugly rat face wtf
>>19796894>Hey guys you know how the Cena heel turn bombed? Let's do that but again, surely it will work this time!I can absolutely see this happening
Allah akbar
>>19796863>>19796891repugnant
OMG TRICK WILLIAMS JEVON EVANS OBA FEMIBOUNCYYYY OBAI LOVE BLACK MENBLACK NXT LETS GOOOOOBLM BLM BLM
>Saudis boo anyone who is blackLol
>>19796912Don't forget The Hobbster
ALL MONKEYS! BING BING WAHOO!
>>19796917literally who?
>>19796924You're about to find out.
I went to an NXT house show on Thursday and it was so good bros.
>my favorite part of my job is signing off on what Sol wears to the ring
>>19796826he's /ourguy/
Would not be surprised if Gunther retires AJ, enters the Rumble, and wins 'cause "he's not done yet "
>>19796929Keep trying Buggy
>>19796888On paperwork, you don’t retire when a match is over. You retire when the day is over.
>Our WWE SupersaarsI see what you did there
Oba Feminists eatin good
>What about Raven?
That monster just tastes like regular monster. How do people drink any monster that isn’t covered in fruit flavoring.
>slight DPW chantshuh
OMG OKG BOUNCYYYYY I LOVE BBC IN MY SISSY ASS BOUNCYYYYJEVONNNNNNNNNN 67 67 67 SKIBIDI RIZZ SHEEEEEEESH NO CAP
we're live pal?
I just really have a feeling we’re gonna see some real retardation tonight. Paul is up against the ropes
Jevon seems like a nice kid
They're promoting the Saudi Fagon Wolf kek
>>19796967Starts with this Saudi wrestler they’re promoting right now, ugh.
This shitter is going to be a main eventer btw
this nigga named Fart
>Saudi Prince wrestlerCould be dimes if he knows how to draw heat.
>>19796969He seems like the kid who hangs out in gas stations yelling at customers like a ghetto faggot
>>19796964Have been for 45 minutes, but just pre-show. Actual roomble starts in 13 minutes
OOOOOOOH MASSA HE FINNA BOUNCE ON IT OHH BOUNCY
i hope my wife cathy is safe in riyadh
He's got big shoes to fill
>pre tapeHow many takes?
>>19796976For sure he’ll be featured in a match at SaudiMania.
promos good
I get Veer vibes from this nigga
Gee. I wonder who's gonna be in the Rumble?
>>19796958for Jevon, since that is where he was before nxt
>>19796986If we lived in a just world he'd be in the rumble but we live in a JUST world
he looks like mjf they should feud then form a tag team
>All those empty seatsgood god
>>19796996Yeah I know it's just jarring to hear DPW fans in Saudi Arabia.
>>19796976Hes their new mansoor
I had Peter Rosenstein
>Unless you pay 20 grand for it
Did anyone catch the name of the saudi strongman they are gonna push to win WWE Ic champ in Saudi WM?
>>19796997>Italian guy playing an arab in shoot Arab landGiga heat
rosenberg can't take the bants
>>19797009Fart Teeth, I think?
>>19796813What are the chances they Open the eventos with the women's rumble?
>>19796981>Actual roomble starts in 13 minutes+1 hr
Sami really should win it this year.
>>19797018I hope so, I just had a pizza and I know I'm gonna need a diarrhea soon
I will never take Linkin Park with a fucking woman seriously.Also this music sucks ass and the old Attitude era Jams were better https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPpg_blZRm0
>>19797017Someting close to that for sure. Fardutmouth?
so is finn really not gonna be in the rumble or what
if sami wins ANYTHING i'll be really pissed
>>19797030Its better than the asstastic mumble rap theyve been using.
>women’s rumble openingTy. I can watch and then stop.
>>19796986Wasnt he playing an Iranian? the crowd would shoot stone him. People dont realize how much certain Arab groups hate each other, surprised they allowed Sami here
>>19797030that part
why are they trying to convince us Sami is from Saudia Arabia?
>>19797041Is linkin park with a PINK sounding bitch.WM with fucking Aerosmith alone is better than that
good news, future Wrestlemania winner and IC champ is confirmed taller than Michael Cole
Kek are they really reconing Sami and Saudi being his adopted hometown becuase hes a fucking muslim? He was literally banned from the first Saudi shows because Syria had beef with Saudi Arabia
>>19797044He was called an "Arab-American", i don't think they ever specified where from though.
Also taller than Yeet unc
oba feminist
>ObafeministDamn, They killed this’s dude that quickly, huh?Haitch is a cancer.
>>19797062>Fart TwatI can see the signs already
>>19797049Im guessing because they have really no other established arab/muslim talent to pander to the crowd now that Mansoor is gone
>>19797056he might be a good ring worker but he's dogshit on the mic, if he gets a good manager to talk for him he might work out.
Nig E is more racist than me!
>>19797064>>19797065Whats worse, this or Testicles?
>>19797065NXTroons have been saying that for years
>1 bong>one bong>1 bong>one bong
Would sniff roxanne perez asshole for hours
>>19797062Kek he looks like of the authors of pain niggas
Is ice cubes kid just a professional wwe mark or something
>vinces death limoKEK
Wait preshows is 2 hours? Fuck
HOLY YUCKOLA
Where's the stream?
Whattaya eatan/drinkan for the Royal Rumble /pw/?
>>19797098www.netflix.com
>monster energy hat
Who is that nigga?
>>19797095Laura Loomer is there to do gay ops.
>>19797092Yeah, go play some old vidya til is up.By the way if wasn't for the damn blizzard, there would be the clash at bowman stadium today
>>19797077Definitely Oba Feminist.Testicles at least fit for the shock jock humor of the era. I do not see how you make that name work. What more I do not see how you try to debut that name is Saudi Arabia.Give it to me straight, /pw/. What are his percent chances of just getting killed by Brock and forgotten?
Ice Cubes son, a grown man, getting make a wish kid treatment.
Do Mormons have threesomes?
>>19797101Steak, eggs, and potatoes. Drinking coffee since it's too early to get drunk.
Anyone have a stream they can share because fuck paying $35 for ESPN
>Ric Flair is now reduced to doing drunken depressed cameos
>>19797101Sriracha and cool Doritos, jam donuts, big pretzel, ketchup Cheetos, breakfast sandwich, peanut m&ms, skittles and Cherry Coke
ice pube
>>19797070Sounded exactly like big show but more quiet. I think he has the lungs to do shouty promos when the act is on. Even if he's dog shit, they'll still push him to win in next WM - it's still pretty easy to do passably if you do the "big man too stronk" act with someone mobile and talented.
>>19796813why do they keep playing the clip of Triple Bypass forcing his personal slave to carry his bags for him?
>>19797101i got a Fray Bentos kidney pie, two cans of corned beef, chicken bake, Um-Bongo, Rubicon Mango, 12 pack of WKD, donner pie, 3 pc chicken and chips, tinned roe, Lion Bar, Feaster's Quarter Pounder, 3 Dr Oetker al Funghi, chicken dippers and a few Ginsters in case I get hungry later plus a couple packs of Angel Delight for dessert if i can be bothered making them
>>19797118Sign up for a free trial of Fubo and you can get ESPN for free. Just make sure you remember to cancel your free trial after the show.
>>19797111I dunno, I doubt HBK would be too happy that Triple H immediately throws one of his pet projects under the bus and kills him on his debut.
>>19797056Hes awkward af on the mic, they will only roll him out for these Saudi shows
finna get baked and watch the rumbolalfgggg
Fuck this bitch ass broken stupid shit captcha
wtf is this riddle shitalso wasn't rumble supposed to start 5 min ago
>hype video for the fucking wrestlemania signNIGGA START THE FUCKING SHOW
Is this still the preshow? How long until it starts?
>>19797137I just made some special dark chocolate chip cookiesIt's fuckin 10 degrees outsideShit is comfy as hell
>>19797118>>19797098https://1max.top/watch-wwe-royal-rumble-2026-ppv-live-1-31-26-january-31st-2026-online-full-show-free/
Whos finn killing to get into the rumble bros
Promos not good sign
This thread is moving so fast no one will see that I love my computer more than I’ve loved any of my exes (the women in my computer make me cum loads)
So one hour from now?FUCK
>>19797135They don't care what HBK wants. Blair Davenport was a big deal in NXT and won the Iron Survivor Challenge. Main roster did nothing and fired her. They fire people who Shawn has in active storylines. They've fired people the week they're supposed to have an NXT PLE match.
Any Americans make the trip to watch the Rumble in person?
This wrestlemania sign looks like fucking dogshit and it has visible seams. What a fucking slop job.
Worst Wrestlemania design of all time?
>>19797152based demonito chad
>>19797085came here to ask which one em he was
>>19797129Edd Straw is that you?
>>19797157Then I'd take "obafemenist" as a bad omen.
sami zayn winning the title is gonna be so lame
>>19797158yeah there were some white faces in the smackdown crowd
>>19797159>>19797163It’s still gay as all dog fuck that Mania is in Vegas again fuck these bozos running shit
>>19797144there's still 50 minutes to go
>>19797118>>19797150baked live
>>19797173Those are Europeans
cm punk makes me feel bad for not drinking alcohol, not smoking and being physically active because he is evidence you can still age like shit even if being healthy
I could speedrun Ape Escape before this will start in an hour
Holy fuckign bogged
Punk needs to shut the fuck up. what a cringe bitch.>ME AND BECKY ARE ACTUALLY FRIENDS IN REAL LIFE!!!
>Becky Lunch
>>19797191This, holy yuckola
this rumble looks dead asf
>>19797188You could beat 60% percent of Max Payne before the Rumble.
I WANNA ROCK
>>19797163Easily. Even if the design wasn't ass which it is, the sign is clearly constructed like some cheap sweat shop trash. I wouldn't be surprised if it starts cracking or showing wear long before wrestlemania starts.t. know people who made and repaired large signs like that for a living
Y2J CHANTS LETS GOOOOOOOOOO
Are they really going to start off with the Women's Rumble?>45 minutes of watching women wrestle in full bodysuits
Is that obnoxious basedboy with the neon smile short going to be in the crowd? Hate those people desperate for attention like him and face signs
Goddamn please just start this shit already I’m getting tired
Jordynne looked sexy in her saudi 'fit yesterday
>>19797202WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT
Charlotte looking like a literal goblin
will all the women be coverd in hyjabs?
>>19797208It's smart to start off with pissbreaks so you build anticipation and the crowd doesn't get burned out
>>19797216Rhea dyed her hair?
Goat fucker crowd trying to get themselves over
is the green shirt guy there?
Did anyone else catch Punk flexing that they love him in Saudi? kek
>>19797226that's not Rhea. that's some old rock and roll guy/trans.
>>19797226KWAB
BIANCA IS BACK BABY
Why does Punk look like governor Schwarzenegger?
Do you think any of the women will actually do the iron man role and be in the match for an hour this time?
>lashholes
>>19797238>"SCREW YOUR FREEDOMS"based arnold
Whos the retard that though adding Phil as a commentator was a good idea
>/hoc/ smack in my rumble preshowkek'd
>>19797238Phil is evolving into Jeffrey Dean Morgan in Watchmen mixed with Comic Book Comedian from Doomsday Clock.
we actually call them nic roys now
>>19797228I looked up the average IQ in Saudi Arabia. It's quite low, although it's apparently gotten higher since the current leader decided he wants it to be a respectable country and not a primitive goat fucker country. Takes time though.
>>19797240>jaxoffs
phil is pissed at rosenburg for that remark lol
Rosenberg used to do Hot 97 were he'd pathetically suck up to every flavor of the month rapper they'd have on, typical kike rat.
Lashholes rise up
>totally not mad about it
>>19797253>>19797259What did he say?
>>19797239In Saudi? No
I'm sad. The snow has made it so my brother can't come over to watch the Rumble. We watch every PLE together, and this is the most exciting one all year. Also Dominos is the only restaurant open on DoorDash right now.
>>19797264Is this piss or sweat
>>19797201I played max payne 3 as a kid on ps3 and loved it
cherlett flair is ric flair osn
They keep referencing Austin as if he is at the rumble today.
#30
>>19797269Nah that’s u
>>19797262Punk said he wasnt mad about the other covers of the 2k game with a big grin and state into the camera (probably thinks the Triple H edition is bs)
yeah, cody is definitely the number 1 in wwe/wwf history
>>19797273SAR ITS YOKO
What's the opening match? Women's RR or Gun x AJ?
>>19797264>you will never get to drink this
Brock is putting on a wig and winning the Women’s Rumble.
>>19797273WWE now needs a substitute for the Yokozuna substitute
>>19797275*stare
Time to squeeze in a quick wank before the show
>>19797281
>>19797290I'm saving mine for the women's rumble
MODS STICKY
>>19797292Arabs knife each other to death for women like this in Europe on a daily basis
>taking the piss out of the Titus slide Kek
>>19797262The crowd started chanting AJ Lee >Jackie said “maybe she can win tonight”>Rosenburg “no that’s not gonna happen”>Phil “Well why not?”>She not here.
this rumble feels soulless
>>19797294Lmao.
>>19797304you got sami in the mainevent! how can you say that?!
>You now remember that Wrestlemania will be back here next year
>>19797303It was the opposite. Berg said AJ might show up. Punk said she's not here, what do you know that I don't.
Who ya hoping for?>Jericho>Hobbs>Maven>Ryback
>>19797309>main eventThe main event is the men’s rumble
>>19797312Buddy. Simple as.
>>19797315t. Daniel Puder
>>19797310That's based
>>19797312is this really the best we can hope for?? jericho i guess but he's 55...
>>19797312Jericho but im trying to keep expectations in check
Wow this is awesome I'm so glad WWE tells me to not forget these are actors playing a character. This show is fake. The actors are all friends and they plan the matches ahead of time.
>>19797312Kit Wilson
>>19797324it's really getting me hyped to suspend my disbelief!
I might just go to bed bros. Fuck this waiting bullshit
>>19797312undertaker
>>19797273"LOOK PAL, ITS YOKOZUNA JUST LIKE YOU WANTED!"
>>19797312Bianca
>>19797324Not only all that but the guys in charge of running the show are incompetent morons!
What aspect of WWE would be negatively impacted by a Sami Zayne career ending injury
someone link me a live stream. all my sites are out of date
>>19797330Jobbing to the z's I see
im 30 years old 5'9 215lbs can i become a pro wrestler ? my athletic background is boxing, i trained for 3 months as a kid
>Sami is a devout muslim doing the Holy PilgrimageNow i get why /pw/ chuds hates him so much
>>19797324jabronis exposing the business, brother
WADE BARRETT IS SO OLDWHAT HAPPENED?!
>>19797273What the fuck happened to this guy?
free streamstreem .gg/wwe
>>19797343there u go chud>>19797150
>>19797343Pay Peacock/Netflix whatever like anyone else with a job, poorfag. This is a anti-piracy board.
>>19797352Bong genes
>>19797312Rusev
>>19797343Say the magic word
>>19797352His beard makes him look old.
>>19797310I'm hoping they go all out with the stage and pyroWrestlemania needs to feel like a spectacle again
>>19797352He stopped dyeing his hair and beard
>>19796813Where can I watch for free?
>>19797324at this point when there's a botch it would be acceptable for the ref to yell "CUT", have everyone get back into position "ACTION" then try the botched move again. Lets just go all the way.
>it was a dream for my momswhat did he mean by this?
Schizo heel sami when?
So he’s not winning then thank Allah.
>>19797382Delete this
>>19797343here you go cuhhttps://ppv.to/live/royal-rumble-2026
>>19797382>cursed Sami
>Just for mens champion As he sits there with his freshly dyed hair
I haven't watched wwe since edge came back, anything I should know?
How do you watch the show and pay attention to the gamethread if you only have one monitor?
This dude just took a month off the show because his dog died btw
>>19796813>Just For Men's Champion CM Punk paid for his hairline
>you tattooed sociopath kek
What time does this shit actually start
Does she do a devil's kiss in the rumble?
>>19796863Almost 40, no kids?
>>19797399undertaker is back and he's winning the rumble
>>19797399The matches are long and it sucks. Modern WWE is AEW without the charm.
>>19797407How do they do the AHs in Arabic?AKH AKH
>>1979740620 bings
>>19797407No
>>19797407inshallah
>>19797407Not unless she wants to kiss a scimitar
>>19797098streem.gg/wwe
>>197974062 eastern/1 central
>the crossed out sami signsSo much for home field advantage
>>19797412one thing aew is missing is they never do real battle royales. it's always just a few guys in the ring at a time, never like 15-20 guys all at the same time
punk acting like hogan wasn't over like rover in chitown in the 80s
Holy shit, Punk won't even admit to liking Hulk Hogan as a kid? How raped was he? You had to be mentally ill to watch WWE without liking the main star.
The Saudi’s don’t know about DSP it seems.
>>19797375the link is posted here in this very thread where you can watch for free, if you cant ctrl + F "stream" then thats on you pal, sorry im not gona fucking spoonfeed everyone here asking for stream
>>19797437>Holy shit, Punk won't even admit to liking Hulk Hogan as a kid?I hated Hogan as a kid. Not because he sucked or anything, I just preferred heel work. Hogan was the man during the NWO run, but all you faggots only care about his golden era.
>>19797437a lot of gen x were more into savage
>all these austin mentions of winning 3Either he's at the event or Cody's gonna win for 3
Why is Cody being booed so much by these goatfuckers?
>College Football era Austin looked like He-Man
>>19797450the same reason they boo bianca
>>19797407Doesn't she have a belt? Why would she be in it?
>>19797360Let me ask you, what has WWE done in the past year and a half to deserve your money?
why don't they sticky these?
>>19797457Too scared of gay consolewarring
i eat roxanne perez ass while liv morgan suck my dick and balls and asshole and i cum in her mouth
>>19797457too busy bumping their own joshi and 92 threads
Next thread is 3
>>19797432They have an annual 12 man battle royal but yeah, none of the 20 or 30 man ones. Even the 5 at a time staggered battle royal wouldn't have even 20 people in the ring together at a time.
>>19797457Why don’t you sticky my balls to your face?
>>19796868Nice try Ari
>>19797457The success of an event is measured in how many game threads get created
How long can these Saudis chant for a guy who won't even be in the event before they get tired?
>>19797201For me, it's 2=1>3
>>19797457Because no one cares about this faggy sloppy shop
New bread?
>>19796861Just pirate it on live streams .do not give the Jews at Netflix your money and do not ever pay for the slop shop ..
>>19797488For sure.
>>19797490well im not going to make it for free like a bitchyou do it
>>19797312Kane with slow chemical playing
trish stratus sucked vince mcmahon cock and let him piss on her asshole
>>19797312Iyo's husband
>>19797526yeah, she's a good girl
>>19796861There’s a bunch of good stuff on netflix that make it worth it for a month if thats all you want
new>>19797534>>19797534>>19797534>>19797534
>>19797447Savage was nowhere near as popular as Hogan. He had fans and so did the Ultimate Warrior but Hogan was the Optimus Prime of WWF, the Duke, the Lion-O, the Pikachu, the franchise. Hogan was more of a brand than a wrestler. Grown ups though, they really liked Savage. Hulk Hogan was for the children.
If Priscilla Kelly doesn't show up for this rumble than who really cares ?
>>19797437I was a Millennial and my favorite Wrestler from that era was Jake the Snake Roberts.
>>19796832do we love hani here?