Collision Closes Out Its Esports Stadium Residency With A Night Of Title Bouts And In-Ring Debuts!...Saturday Night AEW Collision live TONIGHT! from The Esports Stadium in Arlington, TX8/7pm CT on TNT & HBO MAX!>Mark Briscoe (c) vs. Tommaso Ciampa for the TNT Championship>Babes Of Wrath (c) vs. Sisters Of Sin for the AEW Women's World Tag Team Championships>The Rainmaker Kazuchika Okada (c) vs. Adam Priest for the AEW International Championship >The Rascalz vs. Cru>Darby Allin vs. Clark Connors ** 14 Days Out From Grand Slam Australia **** 43 Days Out From Revolution **
>>19796834BASED!
>>19796834>Mark Briscoe (c) vs. Tommaso Ciampa for the TNT Championship>Babes Of Wrath (c) vs. Sisters Of Sin for the AEW Women's World Tag Team Championships>The Rainmaker Kazuchika Okada (c) vs. Adam Priest for the AEW International Championship >The Rascalz vs. Cru>Darby Allin vs. Clark Connors THE STARS ARE HERE
>>19796834holy stacked fucking card, can't wait to tune in
Now that's what I call real wrestling!
>>19796834>Rumble morning >Wrestling eveningPretty good day.
>>19796834lotta folks gonna need some quality graps to wash the dogshit taste of the rumble out of their mouths tonightlooks like tone is delivering the goods
>>19796834I think we can all agree that Darby Allin vs Clark Conners will be the best match today.
>>19796878>Rumble morningwho cares though? not even console warring, the rumble itself and the rest of the card looks like ass>>19796893don't sleep on Chicken vs Ciampa
>>19796834who the FUCK is Adam Priest what is the FUCKING story of him getting a title shot against Okada
Thekla is a lucky gal
>>19796921I agree but it’s one of the two shows I still give a watch to get perspective of the landscape.The other being Mania Sunday.
>>19796942Connors being shoot 5'8 and landing a smokeshow like Sexla gives hope to short kings everywhere
>Babes Of Wrath (c) vs. Sisters Of Sin for the AEW Women's World Tag Team ChampionshipsEswine have to watch their women wrestle in condoms today lmao.
>>19796834kinda boring. hope take shows up and heems okada.
>>19796944I gave up on the rumble once they started having a girl's rumble. It's fucking gay.
>>19796834CM Punk won
>>19797022Protokadakeshita should be trios champs
>>19797025My brother in Christ. You cannot do a male anything without a female equivalent anymore.Even NJPW has been compromised.It can’t be helped.
>>19797046well I'll just wait for society to finish collapsing and look forward to my harem of loli rape slaves in the post-apocalyptic future, then
Ciampa's theme music is pretty catchy. A good theme song will take you a long way. I still think Tony should be careful around him though. He's really close to Triple H it feels like
>>19796834LOLAEWWho in the blue hell is Adam Priest?
>>19797031a dead dog and a humiliation ritual
>>19796953Brother half of the women in wrestling are banging short dudes. This isn’t a shocker anymore.
>>19797462Collision is a dead fucking show and the ratings and attendance were better when Punk was in charge
>>19797531larry is burning in hell and phil is sucking suadi dick right now
>>19796834KWABllision
I need Skye Blue to sit on my face.
>>19797531Phil's Collision was boring and souless. Literally a fed-wannabe slop. I'm glad he's gone.
>>19796866Place is empty as fuckEven the Saudis turned on Paul
There will be more people at tonight's Collision than at the Saudi Rumble
finally some proper fuckin wrestling on a Saturday
>>19798191grim, dire even
>>19798191lmao
>>19796866Saudi, good?
>>19798191KIRDBLT
>>19798191kirdblt
>>19796866BASED BASED BASED SO FUCKING BASED
A lot of Saudi AEW fans at the Rumble today. AEW is breaking the WWE sissy hypno conditioning world wide even in Saudi Arabia
watching the rumble and its so fucking shit and boring lmao. Yeah dont care anymore, just give us AJ Styles already
>>19801692Same. It's been mostly background noise for me. Barely paying attention to it
AJ debut show
>>19797031KWABOTY '25
See you at Revolution, AJ
>>19801792AJ is retiring at Tokyo Dome 1.4.2027. Bank on it. But he will do a few shots in AEW as well. Will wrestle Kenny finally, at Wembley later this Sumer.
See you at All In
>>19802203
Rumble has been boring. Collision will be 20x better automatically by comparison
>>19802203>Kenny vs AJLooks like we have our All In main event
>>19803420Actually the Main Event will be Ospreay defeating MJF to win the World Title. Kenny v AJ will be the drawing match.
>>19796866
>>19796834>No marina no watch
>They really give Hobbs that stupid nameI fucking hate the fed
>>19804840These big surprise entrants are hitting. The Saudi Rumble has been a flop. Wrestlemania is going to be so funny and soulless next year
>>19804914*aren't
>>19804840dumbass name, horrible themethey fucking ruin everyone
>>19804249they can fuck off
>>19803420
>>19804840What's his slave name? Buckwheat McNiggy?
Saudi Rumble fucking suuuuucked and that's not even me console warring. Felt fucking soulless
>>19805974I am shocked, SHOCKED! Well, not that shocked.
if ya want a lil preview of what t expect from Briscoe v Ciampa tonight;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_6tWQA7dI4These dude hit hard & often.
welp, the rumble was dog shit. time for some collision
>>19805892Royce Keys
This show might actually be better than the rumble
rumble was absolute fucking sloppaif big tone signs my wife lyra valkyria somehow, i will have no reason to ever tune in to the sloppy shop
god fucking dammit jericho might still be in aew
>>19806547lmfao
lmao Jericho fucking worked everyone
>>19806482holy shit that's fucking TERRIBLE, what the fuck man
>>19806547well, on the bright side EVIL didnt come out so maybe he will come here instead
I watched the Rumble, first WWE show I've seen in years and I regret watching it, just total garbage from start to finish and I feel embarrassed and dumber for having seen it.
>>19806470Kenny is a friend to the animals>>19806513what I left in the toilet this morning was a better show than the rumble
>>19796834Good looking card
It's funny. Vince had the worse fucking ideas but somehow his slop-tier booking was better than Triple H's
LMAO
>>19806547Good. Jericho is the foundation on which all the pillars rest.>>19806564I always maintained that he just went to the store for a pack of smokes.
>>19806651they done did my nigga Big Willy dirty
welp the Royal Fumble was pure shit as expected, THANKFULLY SATURDAY'S QUITE ALRIIIIIIGHT
>>19806651So is AEW finally canon in the WWE-verse? That's kinda cool
>>19806625Vince's slop had the SUCH GOOD SHIT schizo element to it which made it at least lolcow tier entertaining, Triple Paul just cooks straight dogshit over and over.
I'm just glad Danhausen is still trapped in Kahntanamo
Schizo booking remains the best booking
>>19806718Nah. They only referenced the Codyverse, which as we all know was not canon to AEW.
>>19806766Not looking good for Danhausen and other gimmick wrestlers after Mr Iguana got crickets in the Rumble
Well shit guys I guess we always loved The Ocho and wanted him to stay
>>19806868Of course we did but shit posting was more fun
I watched Julia Hart vs Willow Nightingale last night and i can safely say Julia Hart is the worst wrestler currently on national TV.
>>19806868I'll admit, if Collision opens with "HI GUYS!" my sides will leave the atmosphere.
>>19806868>>19806912not me, he's been mostly shit since the inner circle broke up.
>>19806868I literally and unironically never lost faith in JeriChad.
Lads what happened to mercedes mone? She only appeared once in the last month before that she appeared twice in 3 months
>>19806868the JeriGoat run was during the peak of AEW's hype, he always has a place here for me
>>19806947Nah the JAC and Learning Tree arcs were both dimes in a can. He even got Jake Hager's dumb ass over with a hat. Jericho is a crucial element in Big Tone's secret sauce. Him and Mox and the twin scales of AEW, with Kenny holding the balance.
>>19806978>loses her belt>freaks out>gets cake in her face>cuts a jokeresque promo about how she's going away for a whileWatch the damned show, you ass.
>>19806992JAC and Learning tree sucked bro. That shit was horrible. If he's still with the company I hope he drops the goofy ahhh gimmicks and goes back to le champion or something
I haven't watched wwe since the rumble where edge came back, and watching the rumble today just feels like they're all just going through the motions
>>19806868As long as he drops the "fed le bad" gimmicks (it's been 4 years, move the fuck on!) and do something serious, I can still tolerate him.
>>19806992JAS was good until they made it all about Daniel Garcia for some fucking reason. Learning Tree always sucked
>Hi guys, what did I miss?
>>19807057he wasn't doing a le fed bad gimmick, he was doing an 'i'm totally not bitter that the audience has turned on me' gimmick
>>19806978https://youtu.be/0rNDgW39miQ
>Collision is on soon deary.
AJ Styles may unironically show up at the end of Revolution. If he isn't Tony should still tease it.>You won't want to miss AEW Revolution TONIGHT! I promise you it will be a phenomenal PPV!
>>19807046>>19807062acquire taste, plebs
>>19807006I’m talking about her appearances overall she doesn’t show up that much even in her shitty title run she only appeared once every 4 shows I think khan is trying to fire her but too pussy to do so
>>19807064based>>19807119also based
>>19807170No, she just went on her belt collector run, and now she has to have a mighty fall and give them all up. Listen, I want her gone as much as anyone else, but I just don't see it happening. Tony's invested too much in her. But I am also just happy that Willow got her belt back, and is the much-deserved inaugural Women's Tag champ. Basically, I just love Willow. I forgot what we were talking about.
Ahhhh yessir finally some good finna wrestling tonight
>>19807119kek
>>19807119i think they could do a really interesting forbidden door build this year with AJ in njpw
>>19807212REALFUCKINGGRAPS
>>19807219BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>19806547>>19806564OH NO NO NO FUCK FUCK FUCK
>>19807219I'm amazed how much Ricochet works as the "smug overconfident pos heel".
Cant be the only one that couldnt care less about Tomato Chimpa right?
>>19807219so he's definitely coming kek
>>19807310the only thing I like about him is the snitch meme
>>19807310I thought he got hashtag cancelled or something.
>>19807310tony seems to have gotten a clue when it comes to hiring e-shitters so im willing to give him a chance but that's about it
>>19807310nah as long as he does his NXT heel gimmick there's plenty of fresh faces he can work with
>>19796834Anyway, time for some real wrestling
>>19807332yeah but now he hires every literal who from tna instead. who the fuck needed the rascalz?
>>19796834Who the fuck is Clark Conners and why is Darby jobbing to him?
>>19807344kek i know even less about t-shitters than e-shitters. i liked ace austin alright so far but that's about it.
>>19807350the lucky SOB who CUMS in Sexla
Remember, Dynamite beat Smackdown this week with MAX viewers. AEW is the premiere wrestling company in America.
>>19807370probably getting saddled with maclin too
>>19807344>who the fuck needed the rascalz?me, and other flower enthusiasts
>>19807380>AEW is the premiere wrestling company in America.
>>19807380always has been iykyk
They're chanting "bald fraud" at Triple H in the post show
>>19807407Search your feelings, you know it to be true. Literally the only time anyone's gotten excited about WWE since AEW came into being is when someone comes to WWE from AEW. What does that tell you?
>>19807380wwe can't even sellout the rumble at the e-drone retard capital of the planetthe pendulum is swinging farther than ever thought possible>but even farther
>>19807407Paul is on the royal rumble post show, talking over chants of ''Y2J'' and ''You fucked up''. AEW runs the wrestling world.
>>19807442AND YOU CAN HAVE IT ALLMY EMPIRE OF DIRT
>>19807459>but even farther
>AEW CHANTS AT PAUL LEVESQUEKEK, TOP KEK
>>19796834''We want Moxley'' and 'AEW'' chants on the Rumble post show right now. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WE FUCKING GOT HIM!!!!!!!!!
>>19807506>''We want Moxley''everyone is saying this
>>19807468>>19807506even the saud-E-drones are turning their backs on WWEthey're fucking cooked
>>19807459>wwe can't even sellout the rumble at the e-drone retard capital of the planetlmao damn
>>19807544Honestly, he really doesn't. He's been booked like shit for 99% of his career in the slop fed. TK would treat him right.
>>19807544>we're getting a WWE exodushow do we feel about this
the best part of the rumble by far was miro getting eliminated almost instantly
>>19807587Reminds me of Buddy. Finn vs Buddy would be cool.
>>19807555If the Saudibux run out, that's it for WWE. It's literally the only thing keeping them propped up.
>>19807595>no Tony, fuck you mark, I won't put others over>y-y-yes mister Paul, I will lose in two minutes.......
>>19807599I like how MJF gave Buddy a shout-out during his promo battle with Brodie on Dynamite this week. Even if he was negging him, it's good to keep his name out there.
>>19807595Miro's back in the fed? Wow *goes back to not caring*
CRUchads, we're getting TV time again
>>19807595Rusev is a genuine cuck. I remember when Lana got fucked at Coachella on video and he did absolutely nothing about it. Dude's a fucking bitch and other guys can probably sense it. Vince somehow knew he was a bitch from day one
>>19807714Vince had Dolph Ziggler and Lana make out in front of Rusev for like 10 minutes lmao
>>19807595>hey Tony....so I was thinking......maybe putting Hangman over doesn't sound that bad.....
>>19807714Vince,HHH, and Tony all agree on that.
>>19807677YOU BETTER PUT ON THE DAMN JACKET, PAL
>>19807792This is why I don’t get mad over Melikey not putting people over. No one cares about it pillman or arn anderson. Rusev refused to lose to hangman lmao
We are guaranteed to get 7+ hundy next Wednesday, sickobros
>>19807595
>>19807906they call that the Taz Treatment
>160 posts for fucking Collision when it hasn't even started yetSomebody pull the plug on Hogwheels' Internet connection, for the love of God.
>>19807881Didnt he actually job all the time? I thought he just didnt want to take back bumps kek
>>19807922Listen schizotits, I'm sorry that the Rumble sucked much ass (again), but you still need to stop crying and get a fucking life.
>>19807953Yeah, it did suck and you were there for every minute of it. Project harder.
>>19807906You just know he misses this...
>>19807984No, I literally didn't watch it at all. I just got on like an hour ago and the entire board is shitting on it, and WWE in general. This must be a very hard time for you, and I just want you to know, it's entirely deserved and you did it to yourself.
>>19807938I mean most people got mad because he didn’t get pinned or put people over.
>>19808010It was literally the only time I ever liked him in his entire career, and he threw it all away because he's a retarded cuck prick who doesn't know how to do business. His burial is well-deserved.
>>19808013cooked that pig
>>19807544Come Home, Devitt
>>19796834they already got a temu hobbs?pray for ciampa
Collision in 5 minutes. Need to detox from watching that gay ass Saudi Rumble show
>>19808204SICKOS ONLY BRUDDA
I'm here for my main man Hologram, shout out to all my holoniggas, elcloniggas are NOT welcome here and need to leave immediately
>Rumble during the day>Collision at nightIt's been a comfy day bros
>>19808237this is a clon board now
gonna miss the comfy esports stadium residency
>>19808251
these rascalz niggas need to impress me here
Guys, I think Adam Priest has this one tonight
It's been a while since I've actually caught the start of Collision, how long have they had this new shitty intro music?
AJ STYLES IS BACKSTAGE
>>19808237>>19808251>>19808264*sinister vibrations*
>>19808270like 2 weeks now
>>19808270few weeks now
>>19808270a couple weeks, it's somehow gayer than Elton John
TONI
Kek great start
MR. SPIDER
high iq connors
>>19808289Toni + OC = dimes
There are hundreds of people at most, not over a thousand, right?
Creeps and liars gtfo
oh yeah Clark Connors, sure feels like he's getting the graphic too
>>19808306thousands
>>19808232Fuck you shoobie
>>19808306looks comfy like lucha underground
oh fuck lol
WHEN THE FUCK ARE WE GETTING ZSJ
Clark is my dawg 4 real
>>19808334He doesn't fit the American television style. All the technical holds would probably bore the average amerimutt wrestling fan
FINALLY SOME GOOD FUCKING WRESTLING TODAY
This guy looks too normal to have sex with Thekla
>>19808325>billions must shred
>>19808350Must have dat radioactive dick. for her toxic pussy
>>19808343Sorry, I couldn't hear you over the sound of us being the main character of the world.
THAT SPEAR WAS FUCKING SICK
>>19808350Even the 2edgy4u Stacies just want Chad
This match rules
Darby making Clark look like a million bucks in his debut
Darby is fucking badass lmao
Connors put his wrestling boots on, sure feels like an audition more than anything
LFG!
Connors looking pretty impressive here can't life. he doesn't look out of place
Is Darby our guy?
>>19808388seems like every single AEW show I see some sick ass spot that I've never seen before
Would've preferred that end with a pinfall but otherwise good match.
This creep had no chance.
kudos to based lil nigga, very generous with clark in this match
>I beat every single one of them Pac bros...
>Scorpion Deathlock FTWand the wisdom of the father has done been imparted onto the son
Great fucking match
>Darby now chasing after the belt toobased
>>19808420Always has been
>>19808278Clonbros, we will rise again
>Gabe Kidd out of nowhere again
Uhhhh weren't WWE interested in Gabe Kidd
>>19808450The belt is Poochie
>Gabe Kidd>is clearly an adult
>>19808420he's /ourlilnigga/
>>19808413You can can always tell when guys are auditioning for a spot.
Darby having Sting's blessing to do his moves will never not be over with me.
Why is Hologram in the crowd?
>>19808455>>19808456>gonna run back Darby vs Gabe KiddI smell a steel cage match
weve got him
>he can't sleepmaybe his head's on fire
>>19808464Does he have the blessing to put a Sting mask on and hide in the crowd?
My dawgz 4 real are ALL ELITE
>>19808456HE'S TOO FOOKEN MAD FOR THAT BLOODY SLOPPY SHOP FR
>>19808468only way he can get on tv
>>19808456HE'S A MADMAN U KNOW
>>19808470the coldest white boy in the game!!!
>>19808478We need his views of creeps/liars
>WWE gets David Finmichaels>AEW get Clarketty and GabettyKwab
Gabe kidd should come out to Firestarter by Prodigy
I like that Thekla commits to her gimmick
>>19808478hehSISTERS OF SINCUM FTWI AGREE
>>19808464The legacy lives on.
>>19808503at least coming out to a similar attire
>>19808495
who is this fatty on my screen right now trying to guilt trip for no reason
>>19808506I'm pretty sure she's a huge Luna Vishon mark, she's all I can think of when I see her.
>>19808506>commits to her gimmick>doesn't web swing
>>19808495would legit cop this if it was just the front
>>19808514he'd be way more dimes with this look
>>19808518I could never tell if Luna was hot or not
HORSECOCK
justified horsecock chants
>>19808529she was cute when she was doing the baby voice but then she springs the demon voice on you and your dick goes inverted, Gangrel was a lucky/cursed man
Cru bros... WE GOT THIS!
>>19808529no white trash bartender luna vichon gf
HORSECOCK>HORSECOCKHORSECOCK>HORSECOCKHORSECOCK>HORSECOCK
I wanted to unsatisfy Lacey Lane
This match is either going to be based or a complete fucking trainwreck with nothing in between.
I wish Leo Rush would retire
whats so rascally about them?
>brought back the jacketsfinally got a clue
These niggas think they're pokemon
ngl this theme lowkey slap, adding it to my workout playlist rn
>>19808539>wanted toSo you're saying you don't want to anymore?
>Hiiiigggghhhh... FlyersWhat did he mean by this?
I can't take Leo seriously at all. That promo he cut with Team Taz was so dreadful that he never recovered. "I'm a fighter!"
Both teams should not be allowed to wear neon
>>19796893Actually, that was pretty good.
>>19808578I'm sure he'll have his 5th retirement gimmick soon.
It's actually amazing how much he how to hold back right there to not completely overshoot Lio with that dropkick and still make it look good.
The Bronco Buster is one of the dumbest moves ever and only makes sense when Mae Young does it.
>>19808562Kayden is so disgusting
>>19808578What about Action Andretti?
>>19808594Its a zesty move
These guys look like those spinies from SMB.
>>19808578for me it's when he went on twitter and cried about racism holding him back even though he was already being given a much bigger push than could ever be justified
I miss the hydration situation.
>>19808578My disliking for Leo Rush went to a new all time low when he started to his Great Mira rip off gimmick. Literally Asswang tier terrible.
>>19808562she's literally me fr>>19808603that looks like a hydration situation
Hmm, I was expecting more flippy stuff from these guys but they are very NXT/TNA coded as in they work a very slow WWE style "high flyer" match if that makes sense
>>19808603He was ok before he joined top flight / got too far into a faction. He's extremely forgettable these days. I give them respect for trying to put him over and get him exposure by defeating Jericho, but I think his ceiling is the lower midcard stuff.
Whats the difference between Rascalz and the other 10 flippy teams AEW has?
>>19807714It was realized that Rusev was a cuck when he had a cuck angle in WWE and then he gets into AEW and Lana shows up and next thing you know it he's getting into ANOTHER cuck angle with her again.
>>19808633that's what I'm saying
>>19808578He's unironically had the worst match with Ospreay out of anybody in the company. Do you know how hard it is for Dave to be disappointed in an Ospreay match?
>>19808627I remember when Jericho put him over in his debut.
>>19808622TNA is WWE-Lite so yes, it makes sense.
>>19808594>You'll never see a old and barely mobile Mae Young eagerly but slowly jog towards you to give you a bronco buster from her dried up and worn out crotch
>>19808633They’re fresh off WWE/TNA roster
>top of the hour tnt title matchThe women are main eventing?
>>19808639yeah, I completely forgot about that one. Terrible.
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>>19808633Nothing, Tony just hired them as a fuck you to TNA
>>19808633they toke the kush
terrible knee in the corner
I forgot there's a 3rd rascal
BASED MATCH
Crubros...
Good match
Hayter is better than Winsor
>And Tommaso... *reads notes* CIAMPA!Dammit Schiavone lmao
>>19808713He legit forgot