Collision Closes Out Its Esports Stadium Residency With A Night Of Title Bouts And In-Ring Debuts!...Saturday Night AEW Collision live TONIGHT! from The Esports Stadium in Arlington, TX8/7pm CT on TNT & HBO MAX!>Mark Briscoe (c) vs. Tommaso Ciampa for the TNT Championship>Babes Of Wrath (c) vs. Sisters Of Sin for the AEW Women's World Tag Team Championships>The Rainmaker Kazuchika Okada (c) vs. Adam Priest for the AEW International Championship>The Rascalz vs. Cru>Darby Allin vs. Clark Connors** 14 Days Out From Grand Slam Australia **** 43 Days Out From Revolution **
WHERETHEBESTWRESTLE
I can’t decide if I hate Wentz more than I hate Rush
bros i fucking love aew
>>19808647>3 game threads pendulum = swung
:O
>Phenomenal tag team match What did he mean by this?
>a phenomenal WE GOT HIM
>"Fans this is a PHENOMENAL tag team matchup"I heard that Schiavone
>>19808661Where is Rush anyways
>>19808664everyone is saying this
I am a spiritual warrior for Tony Khan
zero chemistry in this match
Did I miss my wife Willow?
based just on this match, I think CRU are definitely a better tag team
>>19808667AJ Styles joining the Rascalz
pretty decent match, both teams got their shit in
>>19808666DUDE WEED LMAO
I shoot don't know how I felt about this match.Like if it ROH it would be a sleeper hit of the week but this feels lacking for primetime.Also that finish sucks.
>>19808681Not yet no
>>19808673injured his knee this past december before the match that he had planed with bandito
>>19808690I feel like something is missing. probably aura
they still do that lame ass finish?
>>19808681Main event
>>19808681No, she's main eventing, like she deserves.
>>19808686>THE VAPE COMMUNITY?!??
Oi Jamie chatting like Riho was just some waste yute
>slags stablemight be dimes
This tag team will be directed by Guy Ritchie>>19808686
I AM THE LEARNING TREE
>>19808719ngl I'll pop big when he returns
Some guys just shouldnt be on TV and Adam Priest is one of them
I haven't seen them wrestle together yet but the idea of seeing Jamie and Winzah's butts on TV at the same time seems like a good idea.
>>19808690It's flippy shit. Works with the Bucks because they know how to talk and make shit believable enough.
when Mox speaks, I sit down and listen
GOONS
THOSE GOONERS
>GOONS
HOLY SHITMOX IS HERE!
TONI :D
>is the juice worth the squeezedNige confirmed based incel chud
HAIL THE WORD OF MOXPBUH
>the leader of a heel stable is a now face
>lady bird monroelol
Toni and her timeless buttocks
>>19808748many are saying this
Oh shit, I've seen this chick before. She's works at Booker's.
>>19808751it's an inside joke. Toni is married to Juice Robinson IRL
>>19808719I didn't hate Jericho as much as most people did, but his Learning Tree tuff went nowhere fast
>>19808754Mox has literally always been a face.
king of the hill mentioned
>>19808754They'll be turning on him soon
>she asked for it
>regular hip attack on the girl>hikes them up for the manBased slut
LUCKY MOTHERFUCKER
>>19808765i liked the learning tree stuff but ending it without him putting big bill over really soured it for me
I wish Shafir would Death Ride me
that dude is so luckygot to take Toni's ass attack
>>19808754That's the long term shift. Deathriders are pivoting into faces somewhat.
as Wheeler Yuta's fan, I approve of this post-match beatdown
Marina has such a fine dumper
Yuta getting some good heat, good for him
NIPPLE STATUS?
>>19808661I like Rush. Also Wentz. Rush is the closest thing I've ever seen to watching a real life Golden Harvest or Shaw Brothers Kung Fu movie. Too bad his mouth gets him into trouble with employers.
That shitty clapback just completely ruined my enjoyment of this segment.
>garbage hairI mean, folks... where's the lie?
We going to get a hair match?
>>19808782he's a fuckin snake & a carny rat. fuck him. never wanna see him on AEW again. done with him
Yuta should start smoking a pack or two a day so his voice sounds better
>>19808795Erect
>>19808789He needs to rename himself as Scumbag Yuta when he takes over Deathriders.
yuta is quick when he wants to run away
Where is Mina
>>19808795
Nooo not the hair
>>19808803so it seems, bald Marina is going to be interesting>>19808808he's doing a great job of leaning into the hate, respect
>hair vs hairMarina going bald?
I hate these pairings but I approve of this gimmick match.
>>19808819Poor roddy
lmao yuta
>>19808803>>19808802based Yutacut mind
you cant cut Yuta's hair tony
>>19808795>>19808815
>>19808819>Marina says Toni never specified what hair has to be removed and drops her pants shaving her pubes off
Yuta is losing his hair
>hair vs hair match>shaves her bush
>Redwood and Bad Apple back on TVyeah The Learning Tree's coming back
Seriously where is Mina
>>19808821He's definitely into it
Eddie Kingston sounds like Mike Franseca these days lmao
>startup b show better than one of the most historically prestigious annual professional wrestling PPVshow is this possible lmao
>>19808836nah it's gonna be Marina, in her Sinead O'Connor era
They said whoever gets pinned gets their head shaved. Not both members of the team. Yuta's gettin shaved
>alright partna>Next week we're having a... Castlevania 2 match!
Did Schivone just have a fucking stroke?
What's up with Schiavone tonight?
mah shadow knows mah storayyyy
>>19808856mini stroke
PSYCHO KILLER
>jobber entranceOHNONONO
i hate this theme song
>Tony just flagrantly forgetting who the GYV are and moving onthis nigga just been failing upward for like 40 years
>>19808858>>19808856He completely malfunctioned. I hope he's not having brain problems
>>19808851Cause the men's rumble, which is all I saw, was a fucking shitshow. Hobbs was the big reveal as Royce. The guys WWE was supposed to be building up all got tossed like trash out of the ring in a minute.
kek this retard botched his entrance
MY SHADOW NOSE, MY STORY
>>19808851heel booker, please understand>>19808853no, Yuta's keeping his hair, Marina's getting a buzzcut
First time im ever seein chompa wrestle. He looks like smaller goldberg but not gillberg
>>19808885Same. Not familiar with his ROH stuff or his black and gold stuff
I don't know anything about Ciampa except that he looks old as fuck
>>19808851Huh... enjoying the show?
tommaso ciampa is one year younger than orange cassidy
I remember everybody being high on Ciampa on the indies/when he got to the fed. What caused opinion on him to shift? Was it just teaming with Gargano?
>>19808888AAHHHHHHHH
>Tony literally just reading off Ciampa's wikipedia page
>>19808903WHAT
Ciampa having to cut his beard because he got a bad face cut awhile back fucked him over. He should have just said fuck no to the stitches and kept the beard.
>>19808888What is he flips his facial hair to the top of his head?
>>19808903Thats wild
>>19808911hes actually the worst
>>19808903>it's realholy shit
I wish Excalibur was here to tell me all his move names
Who’s got bigger nipples? Ciampa or Claudio?
>>198089041. Gargano2. Was 100% an office stooge at one point3. Injuries
>>19808904the Gargano v Ciampa rivalry in late era NXT Black & Gold came to exemplify everything wrong with that style and it dragged on insufferably for years. Woefully self indulgent.
>>19808903Not enough vitamin C
>>19808904think the nxt melodrama of gargano with his "what have I've done, going to the dark place" staring at his hands was offputing
>>19808765Totes agree. Jericho is on my Mt. Rushmore and has a brilliant mind for wrestling. His ideas in AEW since the beginning have been hit or miss though. The Learning Tree was a big miss for me to the point that he needed to go away so I could miss him.
>>19808904Being next to that black hole of Gargano didn't help. Also never helped that WWE main roster writers give ZERO FUCKS about NXT guys which is why they can't build stars at all and even Roman Reigns called them out.
>>19808903the Road has owned that nigga 10x over
>>19808903Roman Reigns and Starlight Kid went to the same Japanese high school
I want to plant chickens with Briscoe
>>19808943>The Learning Tree was a big miss for meHard disagree. I love TV Time and The Jericho Vortex.
>>19808943jericho isn't a midcarder but i can't see him hanging with anyone in the upper card anymore however i do want the e-drones to seethe so i will welcome him back with open arms if it happens
>>19808953Planting eggs is hard work dude
>>19808953he's got 2 wives and 27 kids, he must be doing something right
>>19808950You think they knew Yusuke Urameshi?
>>19808903Both are way too old for your liking I hear
>>19808959>jericho isn't a midcarder but i can't see him hanging with anyone in the upper card anymoreHe could literally just diet and exercise for like 90 days and he'd be in main event shape again.
>>19808965>he's got 2 wives and 27 kidsThey probably get a shit ton of government benefits. It would be smart for them to turn their house into a childcare center and get even MORE benefits. Probably a grift
OH SHIT
AHHHHH WILD
>>19808965>>19808975He has more kids than teeth
Ciampa doesn't seem to have any fed ring rust
I fucking love professional wrestling!
>>19808974ill be honest i may be making this up because i can't name anything specific off the top of my head but it felt like he was cooked for quite a bit in anything other than multi man matches for a while. which isn't bad and completely normal given his age, just seemed like there was a huge drop off the last few years as father time caught up.
>defeated ClonClon bros, can't he just hack the win away?
>a 67yr old looking man does the 6-7 memekek
>>19808975nah he's too white for that
>>19809001He's just fat and lazy because he knows he can coast on his reputation. His character work was still great but most of his matches were the drizzling shits, aside from a few select spots that popped me.
I'll say it. I've been sleeping on Collision lately.
>>19809002kinda disappointed that Clon's first singles loss wasn't to Hologram, kinda kills the whole vibe if the rivalry
>>19809033Any match that doesn't happen on Collision for Clon doesn't count
>>19809024I never miss an episode, it's the pure wrestling show.
Ciampa is alright. A very middle of the card guy. He's missing something though, maybe I'm wrong
>>19809033Yeah at least let Hologram show up at ringside to fuck with Clon
>>19809021the low speed foot chase with Ishii was kino. my sides were tapping out furiously
>>19809024collision is generally the comfiest 2 hours of pro wrestling on tv you can enjoy every week. it's not super convenient if you have even a middling social life but it's based as a hung over sunday morning programs too.
based spot
This match rules
HOLY SHIT>HOLY SHITHOLY SHIT>HOLY SHITHOLY SHIT>HOLY SHIT
why did they have to replay the insanely fake looking bump that Ciampa just took?
>>19809024well then WAKE UP
>>19808829>You will never be walking home after a lovely date with Shida when you are suddenly attacked from behind to slowly awaken and find your arms and legs cuffed to a bed with you stripped of your clothing as you hear moaning and see Shida tied to a chair when your attacker suddenly reveals herself to be a naked Marina who stands over you to aggressively show you the advantages of being a veteran woman not because she's horny but to make Shida see in person that she's even more passionate at everything than she'll ever beWhy even live, bros?
>>19808647maybe don't stand there like a retard
>>19809053Agreed. And the 10 paces at high noon with Bandito. the problem is that outside of stuff like that, he's just a fat alcoholic and can't really go anymore.
Really?
>>19809024Collision is trash most of the time. Just the highly rated matches.
WHAT!?
AND THE NEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW!!!
>>19809077Looked real to me brother
AND NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW
oh shit nigga
that was pretty good, tomater chomper already belted up jack
that was a great matchstill dont like the tomato snitch but that was a damn good match
>>19809088Remember that she kept getting fatter and then killed Skye Blue and was banished to the phantom zone?
Tony rewarding WWE guys but Clon gets pinned, for what
....fucking why...
>>19809089then jump up (because midge) and backwards into the table when he's coming toward you instead of out of the waymodern wrestling is gay
brief title reign for briscoe...
WHAT
Ciampa has a very vascular bald head
Based they got a clue and realized it was stupid to run the back with Fletcher for like the 10th time.Still feels early a Briscoe drop though, but you just keep the feud going I guess.
Great match
>Ciampa wins???????????????????????????????????????
Wasn't expecting a new champ
kek so tony changed his mind on doing briscoe fletcher again
Wow. There's a swerve. I figured they were going to go to a draw for Ciampa's first match NOT give him a recently won Briscoe TNT title. Crazy.
Ciampa's debut did numbers on YouTube that's why
>job out the chicken boy to johnny reddit's boyfriendTony starting out strong for KWABOTY 2026
>>19809136All debuts do that though
>>19808885First time I'm seeing him too. I've heard really good things about him and TK is apparently a huge mark for Black and Gold NXT wrestlers.
AND NEWWWWWWWWWW
>Kyle Fletcher
>>19809116>but Clon gets pinnedI agree thereIt should have been another guy
But I thought he was supposed get lost in the shuffle after losing a debut match
Nigel, be real. Nobody's remembering this shit in 2 days
>>19809137Not as strong as Gaytch
Fletcher vs Ciampa will be a banger
>>19809088I feel like Yuta is somewhere watching as this happens
>>19808903He wasn't afraid of the grind.
>>19809137Pickolo has it locked up already I'm afraid
PORNOSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR
>>19809088how fucking dare you try to erase deeb like this
>>19809150People that make the jump get the carrotPeople that get fired and don't have other options get the stick
>>19809137Nah, that's Li'l Nicky
>>19809117cuz Tone Dog cookin' cuh
IT'S A NEW TND CHAMPION
>Fletcher jobbing to ChimpaDont you fucking dare Tony
>>19809137Nick LoPiccolo already won KWABOTY 2026
JEJ
>>19809168>DeebI miss leathery grandma like you wouldn't believe
>>19809137not even close, bitchtits
>>19809186based holonigga speaking the truth
This is kino kek
>>19809186holy fucking kek
Lance Archer has convinced me to get a tramp stamp
>>19809186'd 'o
Archer is always so happy to kill people backstage
I wish Buddy got belted up his first match.
>>19809186That part.
>>19808829MOTHER'S MILK
>>19809199goddamn, this kratos lookin ahh
I feel like having Ciampa and Josh Alexander in the same company is redundant.
Lance Archer is still a top 10 heel in AEW
>>19809186LMAO
>>19809199What console is this?
Damn what a pop
>As many title wins as Takeshita whose been there for 3.5 years
>>19809207Sure beats working matchless youtube PPV preshows with Nyla Rose.
Tony should pair up Lance with Big Bill and belt em up
I wish Billington got featured more often.
>Has a belt caseBased Okada
Fletcher jobbing to Ciampa would be booking malpractice. I would physically take the book away from Tony at that point and throw him in the looney bin with little Nicky
>>19809190keep squealing hogwheels
>>19809186No lies detected.
>>19809232>Just found out I owe Nyla Rose sex
>>19809237I'm thinking Fletcher vs Ciampa vs Briscoe triple threat.
>>19809240more like royal fumble lmao
I will never root against lil kazu
>still dragging out Takeshita vs Okada
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWubQzo2Z-4Alabama produces some wrestling kino like Priest.
>>19809059>it's not super convenient if you have even a middling social lifeThat's the problem. I got married and work a ton. I claim Wednesdays nights as my "wrestling night" though but can't keep up with as much as I used to. >it's based as a hung over sunday morning programs too.Aye, laddie. That I can and probably will do.
Why does Okada need help from Rocky to beat this geek
>>19809186That guy also has a COME HOME AJ sign too. based Holochad.
>>19809268I just can't stay mad at him.
I'm gonna be 100% honest with you bros: I have AAA on in the background and I'm way more interested in watching La Hiedra and Lola Vice shake their asses for Mr. Iguana than this match. I'm sorry but I have to draw the line somewhere.
>>19809292Rocky is a valuable asset in chicanery and pin eating
>>19809114>Remember that she kept getting fatter and then killed Skye BlueAll those mukbang and vidya livestreaming videos caught up with her. Forgot about her killing Skye Blue though. >>19809168You caught me but I was trying to keep it topical.
The International Championship should not be a thing. It was fine when it got absorb into the continental belt. Way too many belts
if you were ever wondering what Okada v Benoit would have looked like, this is it.
>>19809308I was watching it too but their outfits aren't skimpy enough. Also why is everyone in that ring wearing green?
If I knew Yuta sounded like a fag like that I would've muted.
>>19809286basedenjoy when you can
Tony needs to send Priest to do the next BOSJ
>Okada fears Takeshita sign
>>19809308>AAAYuck>La HiedraDoble Yuck>Lola ViceUnderstandable>Mr. IguanaHoly fucking yuck
>>19809323more of a Okada x Jamie Noble
>>19809135Was Collision not taped on the same night as Dynamite before the ratings came out?Either way, I feel Briscoe encouraged this (they're old frens) and it sets up a rematch or a triple threat match at the next PPV. I did expect a lengthy Briscoe run tho.
>>19809348Our jew
I have seen enough, send Adam Priest to BOSJ
Based Azucar played a vital role in that Okada win
Priest fucking rocks
>>19809342Last week's Collision was taped, tonight is live
weed kingston arc
>>19809342expected a longer run but have always hoped the tv/midcard titles would change hands more frequently. roster back to a point of needing it now as well 2bh
What the fuck was that Kingston look?
>>19808647Desmond Xzavier is Catholic? I would've guessed Baptist.
>Uncle Eddiepretty based
>>19809292Latinos always supports their panas
>>19809186This popped me. Kek.
>>19809342I think it was supposed to end in Australia but TK likes it when WWE guys leave on their own for AEW so he hooked Ciampa up
>>19809368>I need medicine I'm pissedI kek'd
>>19809388Me when I come back from a one injury but forgot to work out
>>19809207I've always loved based Murderhawk and that part of his gimmick specifically.
Did Hangman lose an eliminator match?
finna goon to sky bluuty
>>19809388nightmare blunt rotation
Am I being harsh for thinking Eddie's promos have completely sucked since he's returned? It seems like other than one funny line to pop the crowd that they're almost completely phoned in.
>>19809341Noble himself was also a roidmanlet workrate Benoit clone
>>19809388unc
>>19809408mini benoit as paul london once called him
>>19809406Hes completely washed. Should retire honestly
NEW THREAD>>19809423>>19809423>>19809423>>19809423>>19809423
Women main eventing = title change
How does his wife look older than him?
>>19809406nah he's great>>19809420shut the fuck up, bitchtits
>>19809388Noone will ever believe me but I have smoked a joint with Eddie Kingston when he worked my local indy and all the wrestlers went to the bar across the street from the show venue. Ibwas near blacked out drunk but I know it happened.
Julia is a tiny cute
>>19809414Sex offender as everybody still calls you
me when i hear the willow the pillow song
Skye is lookin nice and chubby again :)
NEWWWWWWW>>19809423>>19809423>>19809423>>19809423>>19809423
>>19808689ayy
>large naturals+big fakies team up to smash no chest titlets Hot premise.
>>19809459She needs more ass
When did Julia hart get boobs!? I don't remember them popping out like that
>>19809484She looks different here
>>19809444I smoked along side Matt Taven after one of the ECW Arena shows last year. I was outside my hotel smoking a cig and vaping when he got out of an Uber and lights up a prerolled joint and lights up as soon as he's out of the car. He was complaining about showing up and not getting used and now he's unemployed
All women involved in this match owe me sexSimple as
>Skye splitCamera man!
Skye Blue ass looking lovely
Come on, camera guysI need more ass and boobs shots!
Willow looked better fatter
Tight indeed
>>19809561OZEMPIC WILL PAY FOR THEIR CRIIIIIIIIIIIMES
>>19809547They're messing up
Kenny vs Andrade is gonna be fucking dimes
willow is such a fucking babe
