What in the literal fuck was the point of this? He might as well not showed up
>getting worked by the heel babyface entrance
>>19810195They had to dump him in the most insignificant way possible because they don't know his Mania plans yet.
brock has checked out for at least 10 years now, dunno what you expect
>>19810195>>19810195Revenge for Janel Grant
>>19810195What's up with his hair? Black Lesnar?
>>19810195>What in the literal fuck was the point of>Fenix>Penta>Rusev>HobbsThey might have well not showed up
To no sell vanilla midgets and show at 48 he's still more agile than the average wrestler.
>>19810195I don't understand why he wasn't the final four in the rumble. He got eliminated in the stupidest way possible
>>19810208he's been checked out his entire career
>>19810195Brock is one of their last remaining draws too lol.WWE is cooked because HHH CANNOT cook
>>19810195We didn't even get a cool spot with Oba Femi. Think there was just a random suplex after the stare downs and that was it.
>>19810195Brock rocking the blacked braids>>19810208you're an idiot. Happy Brock was fun
>>19810195If he wasn't in the match at all, you guys would have bitched and seethed about that too.
>>19810262>Thinking people care about Brock in 2026
Why do people make fun of Tony as a booker so much when Paul very well may be worse?
>>19810195understand that the royal rumble wasn't booked to make sense or be coherent or satisfactory at allunderstand that the royal rumble was booked to meet contractual obligations with the kingdom of saudi Arabiamarks that paid to watch it got fucking fleeced lmao
>>19810268because AEW fans are spergs that seethe harder. both guys are fucking awful bookers.
>>19810195He was based.
>>19810195Brock wants the Saudi paycheque same shit Rusev was there for 20 secs and got paid millions probably.
>>19810195lmao rekt
>>19810195It would make sense if Knight or Rhodes won the Rumble. Since that didn't happen, whoever booked this ought to be fired.
>>19810195Triple H's entire booking is just making sure everybody seems important and involved in everything, yet nothing ever really happens. It is exactly Vince's 50/50 booking but with way more hype beforehand, which makes it even lamer.
>>19810195>Eliminated off camera like some no-name jobberproduction botch? or intentional downgrading of an extremely high dollar contract legacy talent?
>>19810195>>19810683Humiliation ritual
>>19810195They probably wanted it to feel like a bigger deal since nobody gave a shit about roman and cody as the only big names
>>19810195kwab
>>19810293I wouldn't say millions, but probably a good 50-100k or something insane like just for those 30 seconds.Other than getting cucked that one time, Rusev actually had a based career. Stays off the spotlight, basically no pressure, does a couple jobs here and there, visits cool towns and countries, etc.
Remember when Bork takes multiple dudes to get eliminated but not before throwing close to 10-12 guys?This time he got thrown by Cawdy and YEAH in the most boring way possible.
>>19811356So he should dominate every rumble? No fuck that getting eliminated by cody and la knight was fine
Brock is old.It makes sense for his power level to fall. Still wouldnt have done it during YEET time tho lol.
>>19810256in the same way huffing paint is fun for retards maybe
>>19810207he's jobbing to oba femi because he eliminated him from behind
Why are aew fans so concerned about a ppv in a foreign country where everyone knew the outcomes?Surprise foreign faggots! You pay us millions to put on a half assed show. It's the biggest con since Ghengis. Nobody gives AF about non Americans and you know it.
>>19810195Basically to set up the Femi match for Mania?
>>19810222Rusev and Cardona getting that 2001 Taz treatment was kino
>>19811716>ppvIt's PLE you nigger false flagger
>you live in a timeline where Phil outlasted John Cena, Aj Styles, and Brock Lesnar (and will like outlast Reigns as well)
>>19811394>Brock is old.The guys eliminating Brock are old. They're all old.
>>19811991Add Orton to that load as well.
>>19811749Pretty much
>>19810269>understand that the royal rumble wasn't booked to make sense or be coherent or satisfactory at all>understand that the royal rumble was booked to meet contractual obligations with the kingdom of saudi Arabia>marks that paid to watch it got fucking fleeced lmaoTop-two post of the weekend.
How long was Lesnar in the ring for?
>>19811716>You pay us millions to put on a half assed showblud finks he's on the Team! cringe
>>19810195Brock gets an easy multi-million dollar paycheck and goes home to his ranch until Mania
>>19810269Oh, I didn't pay to watch it. I haven't paid to watch wrestling in a long long time.
>>19811394I thought for sure that they were going to have Brock go on a rampage after getting eliminated. He'd blame it on Jey's entrance and beat the crap out of Jey before rolling him into the ring for an easy elimination, but nope. Nothing.Of course I also thought that when he walked out with Paul Heyman, that they might play an angle of Brock suddenly being a bodyguard for Logan Paul. That would have been interesting and cool, but nope, he suplexed Logan Paul, just like everyone else.Having Gunther come in at number 30 didn't sit well with me either. Double duty entrants never do, but part of me felt like they might as well have just had Gunther go all the way and win it at that point for massive heel bragging heat.Randy Orton would have been a based pick though because he's still over, still great, and he is better than Stone Cold Steve Austin. Yeah, I fucking said it and you all know I'm right. Orton winning a 3rd rumble would have been great. Roman Reigns is... fine though, I guess. We're really just back into the part timers coming in to win territory again.
>>19810195it felt like watching an ai played rumble in a wwe game.ironically last years winner felt like game booking too.
>>19813406Brock was walking towards the timekeeper area just as Jey reached the barricade, I really thought he'd BTFO Jey but no he just gets eliminated and leaves. Brock Lesnar. Just leaves.
I wish I was Tiny Khan so I could use daddy's money to buy my way into tko and make executive decisions about WWE because I'm sure I could put together a better rumble than this meme one, also would use actual 90s/00s rock music and more pyro for the main eventers
>>19810195Brock has a certain number of major PPV appearances in his contract and they probably promised the oil apes that he would be there.Brock being smart enough to realize this was just bullshit filler anyway made it as quick as possible and got out of there without having to sell for any midgets. He was probably back on the plane and heading home before the main event even started. He did the same thing at that WM where he put Kofi over in the opening match.
>>19813482>Brock being smart enough to realize this was just bullshit filler anyway made it as quick as possible and got out of there without having to sell for any midgets. He was probably back on the plane and heading home before the main event even started..?You're so desperate to insult somebody you didn't even care that Brock WAS in the main event.
>>19810219I think he's going for the female UFC fighter thing.
probably obliged to show up by the Saudis. or at the very least just wanting to cash in on a big payday.
>>19813508For a shoot I didn't watch the PPV and was taking an educated guess about what happened, I see enough from the WWF on this board that I already know it's unwatchable garbage
>>19811376>So he should dominate every rumble?YesThis isnt fucking Dragonball, if a large tough guy is sold as a large tough guy he should always be that Guys like Kane did not have this problem
>>19810222lol Penta got buried because he fucked up on the last rumble when he eliminated himself and they tried to cover it up but he then botched a bunch of other moves.
>>19810195>have him humilliate Cena with no payoff>have him in the WarGames for no reason, don't have him progress any story with anyone>have him in the Rumble >eliminates a fuck ton of jobbers>get a black big guy to violate a ton of jobbers>have Brock face off with the black guy and get interrupted>repeat>have a forgettable and short fight with the black. >eliminate the black with no suspense>get TWO guys eliminate him which dilutes not only all the guys that jobbed to Brock, but to the black guy >get his elimination during a fucking entrance >not have Brock feud or face off against Bron Breakker which would be a logical rivalry/passing of the torch moment>actually, have Bron not be in the Rumble, so he gets no storyline against Brock or reason to wrestle Punk againThis shit is so idiotic not even dement Vince would book it
>>19815512Don't forget>Allied to Heyman yet he attacks Logan but it doesn't matter in any way
>>19810195moneysaudi money
>>19815546lmao I catched that too, I think that was a botch by Brock. It's funny he doesn't even register Logan
>>19810195>Cody and Knight win EC spots>Brock enters himself for le revengeShit writes itself.
>>19810228He's one of the greatest sellers of all time.You're a mong.
>>19810195>brock gets eliminated during someones meme entrance and gets no reaction cause everyones busy yeetingwhat was the dead bald nigger even thinking?
>>19815893really bizarre definition of putting effort acting dead. is this why you think your wife still loves you? because she sells being dead as you fuck her therefore she still puts effort in the marriage?
>>19810228This is not true. When he decides he respects you, he goes above and beyond to work his ass off. Look how him and Angle would compete in not just the performing but also the working. But since his UFC days, his respect has run shallow. He will do a good match here and there but it isn't like when he felt he had to be better than Mr. Perfect and Chris Benoit. Also, losing a huge chunk of colon took a lot of his gas tank. He decided he would rather have 5 min matches than 5 mins of action spread over 20 minutes.
>>19813406Randy Orton is not better than Austin lmao how old are you? Orton's dumbass jumping to the ground and smacking the mat is cringe. He's had way less good matches than Austin. Has drawn measurable less dimes. Why do people say stupid things
>>19811295>cucked one timeUh...it was more than one time.
Lads Clearly someone either missed a big mark or didnt complyI saw Cody, LA, Brock, the refs talking for like 15 seconds, it was mad obvious..Part of me thinks Brock said "fuck this guy" about Oba Femi because they looked totally off pace with eachother, and Oba prob was supposed to eliminate Brock
>>19816431I'm 40. Austin's dumb redneck drunk gimmick was a flash in the pan compared to what Orton has consistently done. Austin's 3 good years get made out as if they were 30.
>>19816714I just rewatched the part leading up to and including Brock's elimination. I didn't see any of the ref talking that you were talking about. Oba was definitely not supposed to eliminate Brock either, as Brock clearly eliminated Oba himself.
>>19813406>Brock bodyguards Logan>Brock has Gunther on the ropes trying to eliminate him>Relatively fresh Logan throws both of them out at once to winI fixed your Rumble Paul.
Some of you guys need to rewatch Brock vs Punk Summerslam 2013. Lesnar has no problem whatsoever working with guys smaller than him. He just doesn’t like shitters
>>19810268Because WWE trannies are in a cult.
>>19816929And Brock vs Bryan in 2017 or whenever it was
>>19812065About 8 inches
>>19815512>>19815546Pauletty can't book
