ITT: We pretend Gunther won the Royal Rumble
>>19810773I'm so glad WWE decided to keep pushing the next generation, instead of stale old Roman.
>>19810773Wow now he can continue his le epic legend killer streak!! I wonder if he'll choose ... Phil or ... I forget, Drew? ...
>>19810773Such a shame the Saudis had to nuke the arena along with everyone in it. I don’t think the Rumble was that bad.
>>19810773The boring, bland, generic, pasty out of shape wrestler won! Wowzers hopefully he wrestles JBL so we can have a really boring big man match.
>>19810773This fucking guy needs to get a clue like Drew. He is mostly flab. If he had Drew's muscles he'd be one of those once in a generation wrestlers.
Is it true what happened to Gunther on the way back to his car after the match?
>>19810841Yes, it's true. He put multiple black thugs to sleep and colonized their asses. They're now ring junges.
>>19810861>blacks in saudi arabianice try gunther, we heard what really happened.
>>19810773You're next, Cole!
>>19810773Ugh I can't believe they had Roman come back just to job to this geek
>>19810869>pretending a darkie isn't the same all over If the skin is dark, they deserved to be hanged over bark.
>>19810861zuttian...
Based Gunther, shit rumble but at least we got a new rumble. I hope Paul gives him a gigapush and tries with him like the IC reign instead of his boring WHC reigns
