>gets a call from TK' based department's numberwat do?
>>19815998porkonwheelsbros....how do we defend tony from all the porn site subscriptions
Kek based
>>19815998kek can’t wait for tony to sue his ass
>>19816051
holy shit I just called and Tony answered lmao he was actually nice and laughed and just asked me not to call againkek
what in the fuck is wrong with this dude? he's addict to the attention?
>>19815998Piccolo is unstoppable, no fear
>>19815998>Tony R. Khan has the same area code as meKek, but I already knew this cause he's from Illinois
>>19815998did anyone even troll this guy into being like this? ive never seen anyone post him getting chris-channed or anything. did he just develop psychosis from doom scrolling?
>>19816062Did you record the call or you bullshitting?
>>19815998The Picc has truly gone off the deep end lately LMAO
He's also posting vague veiled death threats.
>>19816076people who do this type of stuff are legit mentally ill
He's going to call some NFL hotline tomorrow and report Tony to the NFL police lol. There is now way any sane person still has this dude as an agent. Instead of making calls to get clients movie roles, he's going to spend his time bothering the NFL.This dude 100% got fired and dropped by all his clients
>>19815998Is he still fucking goinglike it felt like there was a bit of a break, maybe he finally took a nap, but now he's back on the shit. it only ends with a ward stay at this point. he's got money right, it'll be cushy
>>19815998Shad is gonna body this guy, huh. Nick better state he is not suicidal.
>>19816145not gonna lie this shit is fucking funny. about time the wrestling world got its first Chris Chan
HOLY BASED Nick wins again
>>19815998Imagine all the dog dick pics Tony is getting right now
>>19815998I called and asked him if he had battletoads and he told me to kill myself :(
>>19816163bit of a deepcut reference there lad
>>19816102No, he's been on a 6 month long coke bender losing his mind on twitter talking to random twitter smarks, he tried to bait out Meltzter but BJ Berthel told Metlz to ignore it and never engage, the twitter trolls got him so mind broken he tried to bait out TK but Meltz told TK to ignore it and never engage. He went in so hard that Berthel gathered everything up and sent it to Paradigm and they instantly fired him, and now he's out to try and kill TK cause he doesnt realize what happened.
>>19815998take it to /i/ little nickynot you're personal army
>>19815998oh shit....HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE
I called Tony and he was irate until he heard my dog barking in the background. He suddenly started breathing really hard..?
Will Tony give me Mariah May's number if I ask him?
>>19816081Don't mess with that Piccolo guy, I saw what he did to Vegeta.Still can't get the green and purple out of my mind
>>19815998Fat Dick Nick with the schizo W
>>19815998tfw can't make international calls
>>19816176Speak for yourself lolI'm gonna call this loser and sign him up for a Lolishota website.
>>19816076Only thing he’s addicted to is never missing.
>>19816187thanks doc
>>19816202oh yeah? u should take it to /z/
>>19816173tony just called him. youre narrative is falling apart. nicollo aint missing he hit the shot right off your forehead
>>19816217>>19816176Every time someone references another board I suddenly remember other boards exist. 4chan is literally just the wrestling site for me.
>>19816145Just when I thought he couldn’t possibly get any more based
>>19815998What the fuck is wrong with this guy? He was winning and exposing AEW bullshit then went fucking mental and is now a red hot favourite for kwabotty 2026.
>>19816248well /i/ (the invasion board) was never real but /z/ kinda was. it was a proper board you could link to but it was just a shock image of an erect cock with bees all over it (not kidding)sorry for exposing the business fellow uncs
>Messing with billionairesHe'll be found dead by the morning.
i'm gonna need a qrd
>>19816291>Messing with billionaires who aren't jewshe'll be fine. No one stands by this paki aside from his his pack of cultist troons.
>>19816145>being an agent?>oh yeah, just like wrestling, I know all about it>the job description is>you sit around for literally 20 hours per day making phone calls>no I'm not Irish>no I don't post on /pw/ for 20 hours per day>where would you get those ideas from
>>19816328nicollo calls out tonyaewtists spaz out and try to dox himhe goes on a tweeter spree quoting kendrick lamartony calls himhe swears hes going to snitch on him to the nflnico wont stop tweeting at everybody acting concerned when therye really trying to make him crash
>>19816328So this guy was a big time agent with paradigm, represented Reigns and Liv among others. He'd get involved with very petty twitter consolewrar spats, and over several months became more and more unhinged. He was recently ousted from his position, and seems to have gone off the deep end in a psychosis drug bender. Like accusing every person of being a tk burner, vagueposting bizarre rap lyrics (40 y/o white man btw), now posting what he thinks is Khan's numberThis is my neutral read of the situation this far, other anons will have more info than me
>>19816328qrd: Poop Dick Wrestling fans don't understand the difference between being an agent (realtor, books, entertainment) and working the deep fryer at Wendy's. They also don't understand the difference between agents and managers.Agents have 100,000% more mobility and can rage-quit basically anywhere on the strength of their clientele. Clients are marks for their paychecks and the person who helped negotiate them, not the name of the company the agent works for. I personally don't give a fuck if the name on the contract says BUTTFUCK RETARD REALTY if you negotiate $20k off plus half of closing costs. Call me another satisfied Buttfuck Retard Client if it's saving me $200/mo.
>>19816370Talent Agencies exist for a reason, freelancers exist but those are people who are actually respected unlike Nicky
>>19815998This guy looks mentally ill
>>19816248>he doesn't get his news from /pol/worked
i just called and he picked up. i got nervous and didn't know what to say so i told him about the tone dog general and he was oddly psyched abut it
>>19816328This here is the truth >>19816363Don't listen to the rest of the fedophiles
>>19816398this isn't true but it could be
I just called him and congratulated him on winning KWABOTY 2025 and he cried and hanged up lol
>>19816363>This is my neutral read of the situation this far, other anons will have more info than menope that was a pretty succinct synopsis, well don
>>19815998How did he get Tony's number?
>>19816407Terry has a phone line in hell?
>>19816220Nigga wtf are you talking about, he posted Tony's contact card from is phone not a call history, dude is a former agent for wrestlers of course he has his contact info.
>>19816405totally unironically, what the everloving fuck did he mean by this?
i just called him and said he's a money mark but he quoted the navy seal copypasta at me verbatim off the top off of his head. the thing is though, i think he wasn't kidding
>Call the number>Someone answers>Seconds of silence>"...Still Nicky?" I ask>"Of course" he replies
the tweet of his that always makes me laugh when I see it is the one where he's trying to sound deep about the stranger things themed Raw
>>19816268>erect cock with beesi havent thought about beecocking in years. i wonder if its still a thing on fyad
>>19815998I just got off the phone with Tony. He said this summer is going to change our lives and I should keep my head up.
Based Dave
>>19816440nigga you fuckin' GAY
he didn't answer but I left a voicemail. something like 'dear tk, I wrote you but you still aint callin'
>>19816443>there is a difference between "the U.S." and "The World"rare miss from Dave
>>19815998This guy is so fucking based kek
>>19816440
>>19816050If I had this unstable individual as my representing agent, leaking shit from those he dislikes.I would change of agent ASAP.
Tony is probably having a good laugh right now and won't even bother with this retard.
>>19816102Yeah. AEWtists like Trev did. Nick seems convinced that Tony did as well, but hasn't provided a single bit of proof
>>19816463He got fired.
>>19816417tony was scared to answer back bro
>>19816472as someone in another pickle nick thread said, he's a guy that thought he was built for shit posting but wasn't
>>19816472>Trevmeds
>>19816412Phil gave it to him.
>>19816478>He got fired.Once again:>qrd: Poop Dick Wrestling fans don't understand the difference between being an agent (realtor, books, entertainment) and working the deep fryer at Wendy's
>>19816405>>19816418He is implying Tony khan is into women trafficking or a sex pest
>>19816508if you can't tell their disingenuous with everything they're saying then you haven't been around enough aewtards.
look we all agree that AEW fucking sucks but why would an agent be this opinionated about wrestling of all things
>>19816491Never try to reason with BT
>>19816508Sup Li'l Nicky
OC is Ron
>>19816512WHAT THE FUCK DOES "MUSTARD" MEAN????
>>19816508fuck does that even meanexplain it to us like we're 5
>>19816518>look we all agree that AEW fucking sucksyou and all the action figures you ride solo?
>>19816529It's BT, just ignore xim
>>19816529>fuck does that even meanit's just pure, unadulterated cope
kek he has arrived, tony must've called him
He's getting egged on by people like Carrier, Alfred, JDfromny, and Raj Giri. It's kind of shitty to be honest. Dude needs help
is this guy a real person
>>19816551>hello, is this the KWABOAT?>*unintelligible screaming*>clickmerciless
>>19816559yes
I hope he live streams his suicide. Shit would be so Kek.
>>19816405>>19816418YELLOWY
kek
>>19815998muuuuuuuuuustaaaaaaaaaaaaaard
>>19816557it is weird that this burner thing has been the one thing picked upniccolo going full schizzolo is a much more interesting story but he is a nobody 2bf
>>19815998Kek if this retarded mentally ill midgets life wasnt already over
>>19816418>mustardddddddddis a line from Kendrick Lamar's song "TV off", referencing the producer of the song Mustard it likely means he's calling tony a pedo who likes underage girls, like lamar called drake
texted TK he's a mark for thinking EVIL is dogshit lads, will post response
>>19816682he in ha mood
>>19816682>is a line from Kendrick Lamar's songhe is entirely too white to be doing that
Hes gonna end up having his kid taken from him, hes clearly unhinged
>>19816616the saddest part of Brit leaving AEW is that YELLOWYbro died with her
>>19816695it's an incredibly viral song, to the point where Heinz literally partnered with Mustard to make Mustard-brand Mustard 98% of normies know the reference https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8F5G5wR1mk
>>19816700My theory is that he's trying to get on the SSI disability grift via mental illness
>>19816684based EVIL enjoyer
>>19816705ok but why's he rappin' like he got a dick in his mouth
Dear Mr I'm too good to fuck off and leave my wallsThis will be the last time you ever reject my callsYou won three promoters of the year, you think you deserve it?I know you got my last 5 DMs I @'d you perfectI'm in my car right now I'm snorting 8balls off a hookerAnd its all because you're a lousy fucking bookerI hope you know all my clients left my assJust because I called out a guy running a promotion for dudes who don't passYou ruined it Tony! I coulda been a better booker than you!I'll send you my save file from EWR back in 02All I wanted was for you to get out of my fucking wallsNow Liv Morgan won't even think of returning my callsBut see Tony I got a special gift just for youSHUT UP DAVE IM TRYING TO TWEETHey Tony, thats Meltzer in the backseatSo accept this last award from your very favorite midgeSee how many stars Dave gives these flips off the bridge!
Live scene from the Lopiccolo residence
>>19816418mustard is a producer on one kendric lamar's song but the way he says it on the song is equivalent to saying "LETS GOOOOO" if that makes sense
>>19816518apparently he's always been a fanatic wrestling fan, he was in some efed or some shit at one point even. he was the agent for liv morgan, he's probably obsessed.
>>19816719>you!>I'll send you my save file from EWR back in 02kekSolid ass work anon
>>19816746>he was in some efedThat's when I lost all faith in him
>>19816719kek
>>19816746all of us old millennial wrasslin fans were in e-fedsyou zoomers have no idea how boring the internet was in 2003
>>19816799as a fresh faced youboy in the prime of my life (born 96) I srsly missed the boat on this stuff and I'm glad for it.like how the fuck does it even work. How do you decide who goes over. Do you roll dice, like a /tg/ quest thread or something
what are the odds this guy tries to shoot up a dynamite taping in the near future? dude should be on a watchlist
>>19816814youngboy*I've had to phonepost today and it's working me into a fucking shoot
>>19816799nigga if you aren't part of the key demographic you don't belong here, respectfully
>>19816814>someone would be the "owner">every week, they'd book a "card" so you know who you're facing>you'd write a promo or backstage segment, your opponent would also write one>the owner would decide which was best and that person would winof course owners would regularly create secret second character who went over every week because everyone wants to be HHH but it's pretty fun when the process is pure
>>19816838i actually kind of get it now, didn't realise there was a bit of creative gamesmanship to it. in another life that brand of autism would be just up my alley
So has anyone tried calling it yet?
>>19816856like D&D if you had a good "owner" it was pretty fun, if you had an owner who'd only book themselves to win it was lamemy character was a chickenshit heel who "hired" two jobbers to do all his bidding and win all his matches. I won the Royal Rumble one year but the owner still booked his secret self-insert to beat me at Wrestlemania
>>19816861the epic trolls at somethingawful beat us to it
How long did he go dark for? 12 hours?
>>19816829dumbass third-world esl retard, nigger
>>19816363Piccolo=Bitchtits?
called the number but this Nigerian guy answered. turns out he's a shoot prince, but the government that took his riches but he can get them back,the just needs me to pay a bank fee. in crypto, which is a bit weird but hey, it's about time I had a good thing happen in my life
>>19816705Why does everybody glaze Kendrick? He sounds like Snoop Dogg.
>>19816872That place still exists?
>>19816969no clue I was just doing a lil bit of trollingLowtax is shoot dead though been 5 years now
>>19816719>>19816728popped my ass>>19816933they are eerily similar. the both suffer from the same ailment, thoughbeit
has anyone got lil nicky to give a straight answer as to why all the pictures he posts of himself are when he was easily 40 lbs lighter than he is currently
>>19817001because he's FAT
>>19816684Don't you have a podcast to be working on you british bean eater.
uhhh can we keep the I called the number shitposts coming I find them funny